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int postNumber = 196917;
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String date = '05/08/24(Wed)12:56:14';
String comment = 'Insecure 5'9" dude here. If you could only pick one martial art as a manlet for self-defense on da streetz (like a rando walks up and wants to beat the shit out of you) what would it be? The only gym near me offers either Muay Thai or BJJ';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196927 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)13:48:50') {

'>>196917
Which ever one your more likely to stick with long term. Consistency matters more than anything else.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196946 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:52:15') {

'as someone that has never done muay thai and has been doing jiujitsu for years, I find myself way more impressed by the muay thai capabilities

jiujitsu is not very good, it's just a massive cope that some random asshole 30 years ago won some matches against some other random assholes (one of them by using a weapon) then for whatever reason that proves it's the ultimate martial art'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196948 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:01:56') {

'>>196917
Listen to >>196927
Go try a class/week at each place and see what you like more. You will likely never get into a fight anyways'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196950 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:07:27') {

'>>196917
>for self-defense on da streetz
get a knife and/or gun'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196955 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:26:36') {

'>>196950
That's a non-answer, you're not allowed to resort to lethal force over fist fights'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196963 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:29:17') {

'>>196917
If you're young muay thai, old bjj.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196975 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:26:23') {

'>>196963
You can learn kickboxing and boxing at any age really. Grappling is Hella worse for your spine etc'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196983 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:17:38') {

'>>196955
>you're not allowed to resort to lethal force over fist fights
Depends entirely on the jurisdiction.

>>196975
>Grappling is Hella worse for your spine etc
There seem to be a fair number of old men doing judo.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==197144 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)10:29:01') {

'>>196983
>There seem to be a fair number of old men doing judo
Personally, I feel that getting thrown is often the least painful part of grappling when your partner isn't a retard and you know how to break a fall. In contrast, getting the life squeezed out of me in bottom half guard or nay pin always leaves me feeling like someone took a sledgehammer to my chest and back afterwards, and I'm hardly a geezer at 21'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==197291 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)10:45:19') {

'>>196917
buy a gun
then train a striking and a grappling art
as well as start lifting'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==197309 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)13:38:06') {

'>>196917
Bulk up to 180lbs of muscle and start doing Muay Thai. After 6 months of training you'll be able to beat up 90% of random guys on the street. After a couple of years you'll be able to pretty much beat up anybody who has trained less than you and isn't a 6'4 linebacker in the NFL.'
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