'>>74224386
Hideous tattoos. Why do they do it? American traditional is the shittiest style by far';

'>>74224386
I wouldn’t know, I’m too scared to approach mine';

'>>74224386
Yes, for a bit but they'll resent you because you're an order of magnitude stronger than them unless you're both really statistically thrown to the side.';

'No, lesbians are horrible people. They're not even super gay, they just hate men so much they will date a woman out of spite. More than half lesbian couples have domestic violence. If you've ever lived with a women, multiply that by two or more and you'll understand why this happens';

'>>74224491
>have a gay sister
>every other month some disaster comes up and it's a dramatic 'happening'
>she's fucking forty';

'>>74224386
id rather let barbell behead me while bench pressing than let this hideous beast spot me
she looks repulsive af';

'>>74224491
The lesbian DV thing is a bit of a meme, in reality they’re barely higher than straight couples. It’s bisexuals that are the real problem

>Four in 10 lesbian women (43.8%), 6 in 10 bisexual women (61.1%), and 1 in 3 heterosexual women (35.0%) reported experiencing rape, physical violence, and/or stalking within the context of an intimate partner relationship at least once during their lifetime.
https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf';

'>>74224471
I think they are trying to turn off men (it’s working)';

'If you play your cards right you'll be the dick her and her girlfriend share sometimes.';

'>>74224386
>tattoos
Dropped (the barbell when I was spotting her whoopsies)';

'>>74224386
She's pretty :3';

'>>74224386
Would.';

'>>74224471
>American traditional';

'>>74224386
I made friends with a gym lesbian years ago because she was the only one doing serious lifting at my old gym. She started inviting me to gay house parties that turned out to be a great place to meet "lesbians" who just wanted to meet a man that'd already been vetted by another woman. Also there's a lot of lesbians who are really into being cucked and want to watch their girlfriend get fucked by a man.';

'>>74224386
>would';

'>>74225822
Sounds pretty fuckin ideal tbqhwy, love tomboys';

'>>74224386
Yeah, they are usually cold and unapproachable but if you act kind towards them they'll usually warm up';

'>>74224491
>source: Newsweek 1993
jej';

'>>74224386
How do i turn one straight?';

'>>74226182
You can't retard. Touch grass. What >>74225822 said sounds like your best bet if it's not a LARP';

'>>74226182
Know how to fuck, have a big dick AND eat pussy better than a dyke. I've done it before.';

'>>74226975
No straight guy can eat pussy better than a dyke. Just like no woman can suck duck better than a gay guy';

'>>74225822
I wish I could find a gym lesbian friend. All the women in my gym are all thots or old women.';

'>>74226985
>Just like no woman can suck duck better than a gay guy
You would know, sweetie.';

'>>74224386
tattooed dykes are my my favorite,
I hung out with one in hs
I went down on her twice I still think of it a lot';

'>>74224386
Yeah because they're there to train and not simply dress like whores for male attention';

'>>74226182
>>74226910
Yeah, pretty much every time someone claims to have turned a lesbian straight she's actually just a woman using the label to stop men from hitting on her. She was never actually gay, she just used it as a shield. Sometimes they're bisexual women who just prefer the label for similar reasons. None of this should be surprising.
>>74227153
It's incredibly dependent on where you live. I live in a major west coast city, so there's a lot more of them than there would be in bumfuck nowhere flyover states. I ended up switching gyms to a private invitation only "queer gym" a few years ago based getting recommended by people I met at the gay house parties, so now I end up meeting even more of these "lesbians" and bisexual tomboys. Only downside is getting hit on my men at the place, but it's not a huge problem.';

'>>74227164
It’s not gay if you’re not sucking';

'>>74224386
Lesbians are usually mean';

'>>74224386
Yeah';

'>>74224386
No. Lesbians hate straight men and the best thing you can do is just to ignore them and only interact when absolutely necessary (coworkers etc.), whether they are family or not.';

'My lesbian friend taught me how to lick pussy like it's my job
I've made every woman that let me do it come before my tongue was tired';

'>>74224386
I don't think so but I want to fuck one while her girly and feminine girlfriend is watching if you know what I mean.';

'>>74224386
I don't understand transvestites.';

'>>74224523
>know a bi girl
>she was in constant abusive relationships with me, either physically or in some other shitty way
>she starts to date women
>the women end up being worse since it's a combo of physical and emotional abuse

Maybe it's just that bi women pick the worst partners.';

'>>74230725
How did she teach you?';

'>>74230868
She licked his pussy of course!';

'>>74224386
Yes';

'>>74230902
Bussy*';

'>>74230784
Bi “people” in general are all attention seeking nut cases';

'>>74230868
She gave me a few tips that I never considered:
a) women need to be eased into things, you can't just start eating pussy like it's watermelon, first you have to kiss her thighs, then kiss the pussy and gradually escalate until you go wild
b) you gotta keep a rhythm, don't do dumb pauses or go from slow to fast as fuck or the other way at random
c) you gotta change things every now and then but to do that correctly you have to listen to her moans, once she stops moaning as hard from say clit sucking you have to change it, every woman has her own preferences, so it's harder to make her cum if it's your first time together
d) don't be a limb dicked faggot, don't just lick it, once she's bothered and hot you have to put some passion into it, plenty of women love it when you make out with her pussy like you were 15';

'>>74233227
Thanks for the advise, m8!

t.virgin';

'>>74224513
calm down bro';

'>>74224386
source?

asking for a friend.';

'>>74224386
>Lesbians
no such thing btw
literal social construct';

'>>74224386';

'>>74224386
It starts out well and good, but because her girlfriend is into her pathetic displays of masculinity, she will eventually get threatened by your unintentional natural masculinity because she now perceives you as a threat and start to resent you.';

'>>74224491
How do Mormons keep their wives in line?';