'>>74226699
Timmy and Becky got fucking knocked out!';

'>>74226699
be black';

'>>74226699
prison workouts desu';

'>>74226699
Why are they both shirtless ? Did they have sex ?';

'>>74226699
how many hours of community service did this underprivileged young man have to perform?';

'>>74226699
Would you intervene if you witnessed something like this ?
I would stomp the nigger if he continues to hit the other guy when he's unconscious';

'>>74226738
Why? You don't know them or who was in the right. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.';

'>>74226738
>Would you intervene if you witnessed something like this ?
No but I'd leave my card.

t. Judo instructor';

'>>74226738
>Would you intervene if you witnessed something like this ?
lol no, why would I?';

'>>74226738
I don't live in cities';

'>>74226742
I'd let them fight it out, but once somebody is unconscious the fight ends
For blackies however, that's when the fight just begins, judging by all the webms of fights featuring niggers';

'>>74226738
If I'm alone? No way in hell
I don't expect others to do it to me either by the way
I'm no superhero, so I have no reason to risk my life for strangers when they're street fighting
It would be different if it was a natural disaster, accident or something of similar nature, I would at least try reaching a hand to help people free themselves from debris, if possible
Still would not go as far as putting my life on the line (house fire, etc)';

'>>74226699
>>74226747
How do you realistically get out from this position? I guess he should've raised his arms close to face to protect from the punches but would he have been able to drop the black guy from on top of him if he tried to put all his weight on one side?';

'>>74226822
>How do you realistically get out from this position?
dont fight crack niggers in the first place?';

'>>74226822
>How do you realistically get out from this position?
Both took off their shirts so you can assume he wanted to get IN this position. If I want to fight someone to the death on the streets I'm putting on kevlar, a helmet, and hire five body guards to kick him in the nuts. Don't be daft.';

'>>74226807
If you're watching for that long you should be calling the police instead. Let them deal with it';

'>>74226822
You don't get yourself into that position in the first place

But really, carry a knife or firearm on you. If you're threatened by a guy like this, you stab or shoot until they're not a threat.

If ever questioned in court, you feared for your life, i.e. the person was capable of inflicting serious bodily harm or death to me.

Aside from sports, there's no such thing as a fair fight. You pull out that blade and stab the guy as many times as you can before he drops over. Fighting like a freaking chimp on the ground of some parking lot like this is retarded.';

'>>74226822
You can't. If he gets his hips so far up to your face it's over. His gf had to push the nigger while he was still conscious. This was their only chance but she hesitated.';

'>>74226822
it's pretty much game over if you're untrained
somebody with a strong grip could try stopping him on his tracks by grabbing his arms, and use both arms and lower body strength to push him away
you could try grabbing that knife from your pocket (please tell me you don't go outside fully unarmed)
but things are happening so fast, and a well landed punch to the chin is all it takes for you to go out of commission, most of the time you won't even be able to think straight
as others said, ideally don't get in that situation to begin with';

'>>74226842
>>74226846
>>74226850
>ask how to get out of a mount position in grappling
>only responses are "don't get in fight", "wear a helmet", "carry a knife and then fight it in court"
I just wanted to discuss the grappling strategy to get out of mount, not a legal advice';

'>>74226870
Sir, this is /fit/ not /fight/.';

'>>74226870
First step is to remind him that punching is against the rules.';

'>>74226870
There's no judo move you're going to learn that can throw someone's bodyweight off you from a disadvantaged position. If you want some miracle technique go to YouTube.

If a dude is sitting on you, you're fucked. Point period. At best you could try to lift your legs high enough and catch his neck in your legs or hip thrust him off of you. Good luck while blocking punches to the face';

'>>74226822
Face ripping like chimp and similar stuff.';

'>>74226738
not without a weapon (gun)

I'm not getting brain damage bro sorry';

'>>74226881
Logical fallacy.
Fitness is defined by being healthy enough to survive and successfully reproduce.

99.99% of threads on /fit/ do not involve people either
>talking about health
>successfully reproducing
So therefore every post on /fit/ is by default a shitpost.
This is literally just /b/.';

'>>74226822
Unironically 3 months of BJJ would have saved him in this situation
>hip escape to half guard
>underhook wrestle up, super easy on untrained people
>mount
>smash

T. Brown belt';

'>>74226699
You might say he was big BULL-y haha get it?';

'>>74227178
>Logical fallacy.
DO I LOOK LIKE I MAKE THE RULES?';

'>>74227394
literally cringing irl at this larp';

'>>74226699
Learning MMA grappling or Wrestling.';

'>>74226699
This is the reason why I carry a knife with me. Seriously. Especially if I´m around with my gf.
I train Muay Thai and Luta Livre, yet I don´t want to take the odds of my girlfriend getting knoked out, killed or raped, only because I couldn´t defend ourself.';

'>>74227420
t. jamal shanquarius';

'>>74227496
>someplace nice
must have no blacks or browns';

'>>74227521
Pepper spray is way better than a knife';

'>>74227545
I have both with me
2 peppersprays (fog and jet) and a 11cm knife with me. Pepperspray doesn´t really helps, if the guy is ontop of me. Thats where the knife comes into play.';

'>>74227394
I've trained boxing since i was 12
> just train for a year
wut';

'>>74226738
Yes. But I'm extremely racist and from a small family of rural ranchers. So, don't expect backup is all I'm saying ytbros. Someone like me probably won't be around.';

'>>74226738
>>74227394
pretty sure you would cry and start sucking their black cocks in forgiveness';

'>>74228125
Why are Indian males like this? Why even make a post like this?';

'>>74228133
was it me dismissing your homoerotic bootcamp power fantasy or the negro penis that set you off
can tell you're a latino too. too many of them on here and their first accusation is always one of brownness. predictable bunch.';

'>>74227394
Imagine being so low iq/poor you have to go to school with them';

'>>74228185
I wasn't who you were responding to initially. That's funny though, I didn't believe ppl saying it is all pajeets before now.';

'>>74227182
Unironically this
>T. bjj black belt under Renzo Gracie';

'>>74226742
>Why?
I'm pretty sure he just wants to kill blacks
idk tho';

'>>74227394
Based';

'>>74226738
Would the white people getting attacked help another white ?';

'Why is he shirtless fighting a negro to start with? So many Whites are completely Delusional about blacks';

'>>74226699
If i'm remembering correctly, didn't the woman get paralyzed from the slam? This webm makes me sad. It's not everyday you'd see a woman even attempt to save her man from an attacker. Sure, it was kind've a retarded idea, but you can't help but appreciate the sentiment.';

'>>74226699
Sauce plz';

'>>74229677

no

man-arrested-in-alleged-auburn-assault-that-sent-two-to-hospital';

'>>74226720
>how many hours of community service did this underprivileged young man have to perform?
than don't punch above your league, twink bro.';

'>>74226860
>>74226868
flexibility and a little core strength could realistically set you up in a good position to counter that mount, i was wrestling in my buddies garage when i was a teenager and he set us up in this same exact starting position.

he was reffing me and another guy and saw what i was trying to do, and thought itd be funny so he had me nudge the guy closer to my hips, i swung my legs up under his shoulders and slammed him on his back with my legs lol. i was like 110lbs and my opponent was 170 or something.';

'Question: How come some people keep going once the person is knocked out and just keep hitting them another 10-20 times when they're not even conscious?

Your opponent is KO'd, what do you gain from hitting them in the head another 10-20 times while they're unconscious, unless of course you're trying to do life-long damage on purpose';

'you are at least order of magnitude more likely to die from cancer than from violence yet average man wastes orders of magnitude more time on le self defence stuff tgannon cancer prevention. brainrot. grow up. life is neither action movie nor videogame.';

'>>74230850
People that fight strangers in the street are not the rational sort.';

'>>74230850
>not having the unresistable primal urge to completely and utterly destroy your opponent
ngmi';

'>>74230850
>some people
you mean niggers?';

'>>74226822
Both arms grab one of his.
Pull to mouth.
Bite off chunk.
Repeat if necessary.
The problem with most "combat sports" is that they train you how NOT to hurt people. MMA guys literally get killed on the street because they're drilled to uphold imaginary rules and assume the fight ends when they tap out.';

'>>74227237
kill yourself';

'>>74230817
learn english you fuckin esl faggot, you don't sound like a tough guy dirkesh drupal.';

'>>74226704
and be a buckbroken pussy? how would that help?';

'>>74226738
With my pistol after giving several loud warnings, you bet. And you know which one I'm aiming for.';

'>>74232218
The woman? Based if so';

'>>74226738

They are shirtless and fighting in a motel parking lot. Definitely drug related. Not getting involved.';

'>>74230947
white trash does it too, white trash';

'>>74226747
>Wake up in hospital after beating
>Judo instructor, Injury lawyer, and doctor's business cards in my pocket';

'Imagine the buck dragging the gf off to the side and having his way with her while her bf can only watch with a dazed glazy look in his eyes';

'>>74229677
if you don't buy your woman a gun and teach her to shoot it you're a failure as a man and a partner.';

'>>74226738
>shoot them both
>leave
>crime isn't investigated because it's poor drug addicts';