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class Thread extends Board {

public void Masturbation is gay.(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Masturbation is gay.';
int postNumber = 74229171;
String image = '1715220867485059.png';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)22:14:27';
String comment = 'undefined';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229205 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:20:48') {

'Pro tip.
Everything that is done for pleasure and has zero other benefits or goals is masturbation.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229397 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:08:32') {

'>>74229171
you are grabbing a penis and that is inherently gay';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229422 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:13:09') {

'If you spill your seed while a man is fondling your genitals then you a homo, shrimple as.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229557 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:39:03' && image=='ong.png') {

'>>74229205
working out is masturbation.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229572 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:43:28') {

'>>74229171
What if I'm humping my pillow to completion? I'm not touching myself so it doesn't count.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229573 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:43:29') {

'>>74229422
So orgasming to prostate stimulation is straight?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74229988 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:25:30') {

'>>74229572
dont keep doing that bro its bad for your dick';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74230241 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:21:39') {

'>>74229171
It's not socially acceptable to walk around with a raging boner and women won't have sex with me. What's the solution here?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74230246 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:23:00') {

'>>74229171
im gay and i dont even masturbate.
What now OP?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74230251 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:24:04') {

'>>74229557
Sorry bucko I don't subscribe to you faggy misinterpretation of electric sheep dream of electric pussies.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74230301 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)02:36:54') {

'>>74229573
riding a dildo until you cum from prostate stimulation is indeed straight';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74231764 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)08:54:59' && image=='1714247097310395.png') {

'>>74229171
Based valid take normalize this *clap emoji* necrobump.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74232165 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:05:14') {

'>>74229171
So is having sex with women, what's your point?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74232211 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:14:29') {

'>>74229205
With that he tipped his fedora and was away.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74232227 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:17:29') {

'>>74229205
Very deep bro have you thought of writing a philosophy book?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74232232 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:19:05') {

'>>74231764
It's just a different type of masturbation to imagine that whether or not you touch your tiny pee pee is important to anyone (including you). Your life doesn't matter and neither does your masturbation habits. Keep that shit private, or you're worse than an OF bitch. At least they get paid for it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74232240 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:21:18') {

'>>74232232
Make mental asylums great again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74232367 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:41:46' && image=='pol and truth.png') {

'day 0
never again.
https://mega.nz/folder/v6AzSDSJ#9nFO3qrNGUEKs3M-uMFfuw/folder/mnoSnawY';

}

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