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String comment = 'Has anybody here tried /nowipe/?
I just heard about it today and apparently it is supposed to boost test.
The guy who telling me about it said you only need a couple of days to start seeing results.
He didn't stink so I assume there is obviously some technique to it.';
'Every time I visit Thailand.';
'Jesus fucking christ you guys are retarded. I bet you dont wash your ass in the shower since it would make you gay to touch your own asshole.';
'>AI now allowing anons to create instant custom images to their shit(literal)posts
what a time to be alive';
'>>74230088
they should contain it to something like an image board where everyone shitposts anyway';
'Imagine the smell.';
'Yes
I have been practicing/nowipe/ for years. It's a good amount of test gains.
The trick is to get the right amount of fibre, to get the shit consistency perfect.
Next you need to sit In the optimal shitting position.
Next you must be fully relaxed and let the turds keep their form out of your ass.
Lastly, hold off on shitting for like 1-2 hours to let the logs gain more cohesion.
I'd still keep some toilet paper around encase you get diarrhoea though';
'>>74230035
>>74230056
>wash asshole
>then wipe
doesn't matter the order but this way doesn't need as much toilet paper to clean and it's easier. American brains would think it's too complicated.';
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