'I deserve this thread fuck you';

'>>77416303
Nuh uh eat shit from my anus directly';

'>>77416292
this is a baby hercules beetle and i love him and cherish';

'Threadly reminder the Kiwi is a sadist who likes it when boys hurt themselves';

'Ugh I break my back to maintain the faggot containment vault and I've no bf to show for it or even the most tiny iota of respect
Ungrateful swine, I was napping and everything';

'Meow I'm sorry for being such a burden I'm just a bit lonely and scared sometimes I'm sorry';

'>>77416320
thank you master for your kindness';

'>>77416315
guess that post was right about it being bad luck';

'>>77416322
its ok we know you're trying your best';

'I-I think tummies are really cute ><';

'>>77416341
Whaddaya think of this here then big man?';

'>>77416322
lol look at this neurotic broken insecure man fucked bwoi. boys like this belong trapped inside my house where i will give them the balance of abuse and love they need to thrive. (good boy (you're fucking going to get it))';

'>>77416315
i may be mentally ill but at least i'm not sicm enough to slice my wrists or agree to do it for a stranger in another continent';

'>>77416348
that looks fun to play with
i like it';

'>>77416348
actually like it desu. i dont like massive amounts of hair but thats like still boyish levels. id feel that nice tummy. verification is NOT required for this post.';

'>>77416339
But my best is so little meow.... I wish I could be better but I just can't and it's all my fault I wanna cry but can't do that either
>>77416349
Don't be mean thanks';

'>>77416348
sexy sexy sexy! many anons will agree in a few years that this is sexy';

'>>77416360
>>77416362
>>77416368
I posted that specifically to fuck with you retards. Absolutely dogshit taste. I fucking hate faggots.';

'>>77416364
anon, shut up. i can tell right now that your self esteem is shattered. boys like you are total loons! love to watch your dumb face cry.';

'>>77416364
If you just can't then its not your fault
I think your best is enough and I think you are getting a little bit better
you've been more open and friendly lately';

'I'm not attracted to guys who are my dad or boys with the 1000 cuts like its Kane and Lynch in this bitch, controversial opinion I know';

'>>77416380
man it sounds like you just hate that your taste is unachievable for you while ours is standard male phenotype
skill issue
stay mad';

'>>77416380
oh sorry, what's patrician taste to you? some skinny guy with barely an ounce of masculinity to it? yeah most people here are BOTTOMS they like MASCULINE guys there is MASCULINITY in a hairy burly man. he's a bit chubbier than what most people like but it's not like he's obese, if anything that's better to work with for developing a better sex physique than if he were some skinnyfat hairy guy';

'>>77416380
Yeah no shit, it has a water mark on it. I like how you think you're smart but there's fucking nothing behind it. So typical of all the jerk offs who post on these sites. I'm lmaoing at your delusions, bucko. Now fuck-off to /r/atheist, before I put you in a diaper for life. I'm big gay al and I'm not foolin' around. Fucking little twerp.';

'>>77416385
>you've been more open and friendly lately
HAHAHAHAHA WTF ARE YOU SMOKING HAHAHAH';

'>>77416380
i dont get how it was fucking with anyone, you're angry that people like a guy with a body type you don't like? how does it affect you? are you angry that someone like that could pull or something?';

'>>77416400
He's prob just another prison gay that likes 'femboys' or 'traps'. These people are fucking obnoxious and will tell others that they're 'straight' while secretly fucking men. Lmaoing hard.';

'>>77416382
Don't be mean pleas e....
>>77416385
But it is my fault because I should be responsible for being mentally healthy and it's my fault that I'm too anxious and tired to do all the things I could be doing to make myself more stable meow';

'>>77416414
Man i wish i was smoking sobriety is annoying
I dunno he's been taking advice and communicating slightly more normally the past few days from what I can tell';

'>WHAT? YOU CAN'T LIKE THE FAT HAIRY GUY! B-BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, ALRIGHT?';

'I still can't believe meow replied to me, without telling me to kms, and told me to get a bf.';

'>>77416431
anon ur meant to be my pet that i care for. Don't you get it. fucking IDIOT!';

'>>77416445
Meow yay but you gotta learn how to eat healthier even if it's hard you definitely can't get a bf if you die of cardiac arrest you know';

'>>77416444
absolutely based.

>fedora tipping narcist posts average guy to try shame the thread
>thread says that there's nothing wrong with him

ABSOLUTELY BASED AND BLOWN THE FUCK OUTT. Troll runs home CRYING, GETS TAUGHT SOMETHING ABOUT HUMANITY BY THE PEOPLE HE HATES!';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flt11qz4fOA';

'>growing hair on my neck
twinkdeath is fast approaching.';

'>>77416447
No sorry I'm confused sorry';

'>>77416431
Those things aren't your fault some people simply struggle a lot
I have substance abuse issues, some people tell me that's my fault but those people are idiots who don't understand how the brain works
What matters is living each day as best you can';

'>>77416315
do you think he would have made 3DS cut himself if he had the chance to play with his mind more directly? another reiko? history repeating itself?';

'>>77416469
the front or the back?';

'I can't believe meow died in a fatal head-on collision with two semis at that intersection.';

'>>77416461

I know, the good news is that I haven't had McDonalds in like 3 weeks now.';

'>>77416469
I noticed tiny hairs on my chest the other day and that pissed me off
I'm about to start tweezing these bitches.';

'>>77416482
the back is like the green side of a sponge lmao but i just now noticed the front';

'waaah waaah where husband waaah';

'Ipl on legs is going good but now I'm bushmaxxing too so';

'What ethnicity are you guys? I started getting hairs on my face and chest when I was 11.';

'>>77416505
i was a babyfaced wookie when i was 15
peruvian';

'>>77416505
I'm american so a bunch of stuff probably but mainly Norwegian and Irish';

'>>77416472
I should be better sorry
>>77416485
Meow I was looking at a possum
>>77416489
Yay
>>77416500
Mwaa';

'Even I don't have more than the slightest peach fuzz on my neck.';

'>>77416348
Meows ideal bf';

'>>77416505
I drank too much tap water that's why I'm here u.u';

'>>77416525
Not really but not like he's disgusting to me either';

'>>77416524
i can grow a full goatee but one of my cheeks remain bald';

'Jesus christ I'm the only hairy guy here aren't I? Where's all the men? This is the gay general.';

'>>77416538
why do you only shave one of your asscheeks';

'>>77416544
Sorry my legs are pretty hairy though';

'I have some chest/belly hair but not that much. I have decently thick leg hair. No hair on my back at all. beard is patchy and more a collection of hairs than anything that actually looks like a beard. Hair is thinning bad.';

'>>77416544
I am a hairful fella just sitting back and watching everyone else roll around on the floor';

'I'm really tired but I'm a bit scared of sleeping meow';

'I didn't notice wat time it is (my time). Damn, I should be sleeping like asleep like not awake like zzzzzzzz';

'>>77416590
I am also very tired, long day, but why are you scared?';

'>>77416580
We can roll on the floor together if ya want yk';

'>>77416606
I always scared of sleeping I'm afraid I Will die in my sleep and something will possess my body and no one will notice it's not me anymore';

'>>77416549
i shaved my ass a few days ago';

'my one leg stopped hurting only for the other one to start up. same issue on the opposite side of the other foot, like mirrored.';

'>>77416600
vipes';

'>>77416627
That's a stupid irrational fear. You should feel bad for even thinking that. Superstitious retard.';

'Does anyone actually find the skinny fat body type to be attractive? because it seems like no.';

'>>77416656
Meow I'm still scared anyway also waking up is unpleasant overall and a start for another scary day I just wanna sleep forever';

'>>77416653
Very cool pic anonn';

'>>77416626
My major malfunction manifests in a way that does not involve floor rolling as yet
Even if you're just hitting on me it's worth mentioning';

'>>77416627
That's definitely a tough one
Unfortunately all I can say is to just trust that it won't happen
I used to be afraid that I'd fall up into the sky and even now I have trouble going to beaches because there's nothing to grab on to but we can't stop living our lives because of things like that';

'>>77416661
Depends what you mean by skinnyfat. I'm really not that picky to be frank so I find most guys hot. Only ones I don't really are the roided up kinda guys, but even then I can still jack off to them fine.';

'I have a buddy here who thinks being with femboys is straight, is he doomed?';

'>>77416661
I do meow although muscles are nice too
>>77416679
Meow I'm just nebulously nervous all the time always meow I don't wanna sleep
>>77416684
Hmm yes this';

'>>77416686
not as doomed as the dudes catering to him';

'>>77416686
it honestly depends sometimes but statistically speaking he's probably right about himself at least';

'femboys, though outwardly feminine are still very much boys. He sounds like he's just in denial about his homosexuality.';

'>>77416686
every time i hear about this "liking femboys is straight" nonsense all i think about is how they'll throw the boy away when he gets old and mannish and move on from femboy to femboy until they settle with a wife and have children and it makes me so bitter and sad.';

'>>77416697
What's wrong with being attracted to "straight" guys? It makes me feel extremely hot to singlehandedly drag a guy away from his preconceived straightness, is that really a crime?';

'this is why fem x fem is the only logical path for those types';

'Anyone attracted to only a certain body type isn't looking for a long term partner. it's okay to have preferences but to say you'd ONLY date a twink or femboy just reeks of you only being attracted to youth.';

'>>77416714
hopefully the guys like that won't be able to pull any femboys anyways';

'>>77416669
He is possessed of an air of coolness such that any image containing him is instantaneously cooled';

'>>77416730
fem/fem also make the cutest porn. No old ugly bastards in sight.';

'>>77416722
zis guysthought
>>77416714
I wouldn't say bitter but sad or unfortunate';

'>>77416731
I feel like being attracted to youth when you're young isn't a big deal. Like it's not weird to say that a twink only going for other twinks is clearly gay. Most people grow into their tastes as they age and don't just pop out of the womb being into dilfs.';

'>>77416730
there's a statistic for what those couples end up as';

'I"m sad and lonely I wanna cry against someone's chest mwaa where husband';

'>>77416747
truth
id ideally wanna date/marry a boy with a similar feminine lvl as me and then just be normal gay when we lose our youth
I'm not that shallow
>>77416759
zog is responsible';

'bed sleep now
have beetle';

'>>77416764
Sorry it's not tonight but someday you will have that, I am sure of it
I believe in you';

'>>77416747
You lack the stomach for what is necessary (meta/physically)';

'>>77416785
Yay ...
>>77416787
Where's my top to save me waa';

'Uh oh major thunder storm coming. looks like it's heading right for storytown. Hope the power doesn't go out because I have no idea where any flash lights or anything are.';

'>>77416819
No it was just a tornado warning. It's probably gonna miss or not be as bad as they say, they always hype this shit up to be safe.

>t. one of the other ohioanons';

'>>77416846
according to radar the the big purple blob is heading right for me, maybe a bit south.';

'>>77416315
You're telling me this guy has been here for ages and no one ever got tipped off to him being a psychopath earlier';

'>>77416968
looks like the personality detector malfunctioned due to bussy tingles.';

'a handful of people would call his voice creepy or say he sounds like a pedophile so not everyone was blind to it';

'OK I GET THAT HE'S FUCKED UP BUT I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE SNIFFING SHOULD BE LESS FOCUSED ABOUT HIS PAST AND MORE ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE HAS A BOYFRIEND THAT HE COULD MANIPULATE INTO MUTILATING HIMSELF FOR HIS ENJOYMENT';

'Moving into a trailer with my tornado twink bf
Sheltering underground and kissing during the sirens
Going to waffle house for lunch when it's over';

'I think one of the trees in the backyard got hit by lightening, not sure where or if it was one of mine or not but holy fuck it scared the shit out of me.';

'Can't believe this guy used his Telepathic Abilities to force strangers on the internet to self harm.';

'Does anyone here want to sing the internationale while I suck their dick?
https://youtu.be/3sh4kz_zhyo?si=Fvw7t0ns_cjdhkWM';

'>>77417036
i dont get this weird defense because you're in these threads, all of the logic behind this statement could apply to any other gaybot complaints.';

'>>77416714
Femboys deserve it for pandering to straggots. I don't feel bad. Be a twink instead and do gay =^_^=';

'>>77416315
Did he ever manipulate 3DS into self harm though?';

'>>77417087
he probably would have if 3ds wasn't so apprehensive about discord';

'>>77416315
I thought this was just rubbing his face in his own shit like a dog but I forget he still actively posts here on occasion, I hope he isn't looking for new victims';

'>>77417118
I hope he is cus its funny';

'>>77416473
>>77416968
No? You fags are blowing this way out of proportion';

'[chanting for several hours straight] boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend';

'all 3ds has to do is come to ohio and be my bf, I'd never harm him or make him do horrible things to himself. I'd love and worship his cute brown body.';

'bored at work lads
how's the gays in the thread holding up';

'I must say, the kiwinigger is at least a decent thread villain even if I don't care for his supposed victims';

'How do you even get "manipulated" into self harm anyways? Threats? Just block him who gives a shit. Because he kept asking? Just block him who gives a shit. He makes it a condition for e-dating or whatever? Again, just block him, I genuinely don't see how people can get "groomed" into doing shit like this unless they already wanted to.';

'uh oh anon used the nigger word he is so edgymaxxed and 4chanpilled';

'>>77417033
That must have been pretty cool to see but rip the poor birds or whatever that was on living on that tree.';

'>>77417175
It only works if there is already an established relationship between the two but even then you can just decline. Ultimately it's on you.';

'where is my thunderstorm goddamn it story aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tryin to edge here';

'I think it is completely normal to think someone is an irredeemable piece of shit for gleefully admitting that every relationship they had was with someone who self harmed and the act of someone they love hurting themselves gave him a boner';

'noooooooo dramanon don't talk about kiwi in next 10 threads aaaaaaaaaaaa';

'Man these are very woman like problems like being manipulated on internet and all desu. Does this invalidate the suffering? Maybe. But it's a consideration worth making.';

'>>77417199
I bet most bottoms here get boners when they're abused so who cares. you seek out people like that, are you any better?';

'>bf hurting himself bad
>me hurting my bf good
faggots boys and gentlemen';

'I survived the hood. Now which one of you adorable bois will come love me like pic related to help me relax?';

'the guy isn't even a villain. worst thing he did is be a normalnigger attention whore honestly.';

'>>77417175
This is so dumb man, obviously if you're going to tell someone to cut themselves for you they're not gonna be of right mind. Does that make it ok? I don't think they're ALL stupid, it's like saying anyone that gets roped into a financial scam because they're poor deserve it because they were desperate, etc.';

'>>77417222
It's common knowledge that most bottoms are mentally ill, they can't help it man. As sensible and mentally healthy men it's up to us to not take advantage of mentally ill people like that. So yes, it's still a mark against him.';

'You don't live next to me so it's ldr and we don't do ldr';

'>I survived the hood
Ain't no faggot bitch who posts cartoon children did that,let's be real.';

'>>77417246
Realest post I've ever read on this godforsaken general.';

'>>77416469
>hit gym
>embrace ottermode
>treat pthers how you'd like to be treated

If you cannot be a twink, top twinks';

'sorry your bedroom is downstairs so it's ldr';

'>>77417239
I don't care. don't seek out alleged sadists if you don't want to be abused. I don't care for your e suffering.';

'>>77417236
it's just so funny if he just stopped posting for a few days none of this would have happened but he got baited in the most ironic way possible';

'>>77417246
I'm a delivery driver who was in a bad downtown area. Hood was exaggerating but fitting but fuck you anyway mother fucker :D';

'Please marry me~ I said to a fellow mentally ill neet living on another continent';

'>>77417264
I think you're kind of missing the point that up until this point the sadist wasn't known to be a sadist. Kiwi was just a nobody from some bumfuck New Zealand town that some gaybots knew from /s4s/. Obviously if anyone seeks the Kiwi out after this they're asking for it. It's still fucked up they're doing something harmful to themselves but at least they weren't tricked into the situation out of desperation or mindgames.';

'>>77417267
it was all public information? I don't get what's the big reveal? 3ds talked about them flirting and he posted that bf vocaroo in this thread. is it cutting?';

'>>77417141
if you wanna look up actual magic it's not that hard. i just learned a spell the other day where you write an affirmative statement and manipulate the letters to form a runic circle, then cast it away to manifest in the world. it's a bit silly but the effect is to reinforce those intentions in your own mind through ritualizing them.';

'>>77417278
I did this.
>>77417274
I dont want to undermine your struggles but dont exaggerate to this extent.';

'rewatching "the interview" and this absolute bombshell semon demon incubus graces my eyes with his presence and 41:50';

'ever been to the cutters gen? i rarely leave our containment dess';

'>>77417300
I'll exaggerate whatever I want and nothing you can do about it';

'I was but it was not much different from here except less pedophilia.';

'>>77417291
I think you ignore the fact that we have zero proof he ever made anyone hurt themselves. you don't need to trick retards into doing stupid things. why do you think he wasn't desperate too? not to hurt others but to get a bf.';

'>>77417318
Virtual studio gangsta baka';

'[chanting for several hours] straight boyfriend straight boyfriend straight boyfriend';

'>straight boyfriend
That's why straggots are sus'd by us.';

'Hey what the actual fuck is going on here?

You guys are fucking retarded.';

'>>77417356
Help pls the faggots are LOOSE';

'>>77417320
Tbf that's like everything ok internet almost. Let it rest in low moderation on a while and it comes out the same cookie cutter 4chan thread. Atleast the western or westernised board. That happened to Twatter like in a month. People become asshole pretty quickly if given the opportunity to do so lol';

'If everyone was just a little nicer the world would be groovy';

'>Virtual studio gangsta baka
Wtf does that even mean?';

'But world won't be beautiful then. Awesome shines when the less fortunate suffer,when there is craving. Not saying that I mind this trade off but it's a tradeoff nonetheless.';

'>>77417327
If he's saying all of his exes have self harmed before and it makes him horny, then it would probably stand to reason that he doesn't help them stop cutting, but rather encourages it? He doesn't seem desperate to me because a desperate person wouldn't choose the most vulnerable person to flirt online with. You think 3DS was the only one paying him attention?';

'That's retarded originally speaking';

'Internet gangsta or larper ig. Not like I had a "tough" upbringing so I am going overboard on the hood claim.';

'>>77417356
brad what do you think of this cute boy from the funny seth rogen movie >>77417305 i think he's blonde but it's too dark to be sure maybe dirty blonde';

'I am just getting an iPhone that I could emulate 3ds on but this nigga had to mess up with other faggot just now. Damn,can't have shit in life. I guess I will play single player crap.';

'Yup garbage day. I guess see y'all later.';

'WE PULL IN TWINKS, GRANDFATHER'S RETIREMENT FUND, JUST TO COMBAT PERSONALITY FAGS

RIZZING UP 17 YEAR OLDS TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE /r9gay/ERS

HUE SENT US TO THE BUMP LIMIT, BUT WE'RE GOING EVEN DEEPER, TAKE BACK ALL THE SHITPOSTS WE LOST

KENNY, I'M ALREADY A FAGGOT...';

'>>77417462
what happened gaynonerson?';

'i hate almost all of you, this used to be my comfy home thread';

'>>77417477
normally you post some gay ass shit, but I enjoy metal gear solid and its schizo everything so I approve this particular brand of faggotry';

'>>77417491
so make it comfy then tell people to ignore drama';

'Say it with ya chest lil ass nigga';

'this thread sucks until people talk with me then it's epic';

'this thread sucks until someone gives me attention and love and and and';

'>>77417500
NO FUTURE BF, NO NORMALFAGS...

IN /r9gay/,

MEN BECOME GAYCELS';

'>>77417514
Can I rub my face on your hairy man chest sir?';

'I have a smooth boychest so no sorry';

'>>77417558
Oh...

You wanna rub your face on my hairy man chest then?';

'>>77416819
an anon said we should hook up before. i-imagine if we both tremble under a blanket. im really scared of windy weather because it makes me feel my house will be ripped apart. i feel unsafe from it... i tried looking up if theres a phobia name for this but couldnt find such a thing.';

'>>77417033
its actually so intense how loud lightning is when it hits right next to you. theres a power pole a couple meters from my house that got hit last time there was a big storm and jesus christ i think i saw my life flash before me. i shat bricks man. not long after a crew came to repair where it struck and i got to watch them work from my window. was truly bizarre shit.';

'>>77417594
mee mee me me me choose me me pick me';

'after I posted about tree the power went out and just now came back on. I was lucky the last time we lost power it was like 2 whole days before we got it back.';

'>>77417619
Do you also have a hairy chest?';

'my dog is barking in her sleep again :(';

'>>77417646
I in fact have a hairy chesty';

'trying to go downstairs in pitch black was... fun... I'm lucky no cat tripped me and sent my fat ass tumbling down.';

'>>77417674
Sweet, we can take turns breast feeding each other. How big are your boobs?';

'topcoded short bf x bottomcoded tall bf wher';

'Hope that storms coming this way, what a ripoff yesterday no rain no thunder nothing
I live for this';

'spring is almost already over and it only rained like 4 times';

'>>77417690
why is he scared to kiss his bf, do it passionately and openly and claim him. Let everyone know you're together and won't take no bullshit.';

'>>77417462
Well that was way quicker than expected.
>>77417486
Wdym
>>77417681
Bruh how can a cat trip you down? You are like 50 times heavier. Your momentum can be stopped by a cat like 3 kgs or some.';

'>>77417646
umm no i dont';

'>>77417729
why was today a garbage day?';

'>>77417729
Tbh it's insane how light cats are and they are like pure muscle. Not wonder they run around like that.';

'baras gross, lost my boner reading that guess im prisongay now';

'>>77417735
Had to dispose off garbage that was accumulating for a week and wash dishes and the kitchen while at it.';

'>>77417740
what the freak i love bara';

'>>77417750
oh i thought you meant you were having a garbage day, that's very cool gaynonerson and productive';

'desu isnt 'femboy' kind of a toxic standard for guys. its just like 'you need to look like a girl to be hot!!' which ah... for a guy... its fucking not practical.';

'Too much muscle looks goofy and bizzare when combined with anime/Tumblr aesthetic. Go ahead if that's your thing though.';

'no being toxic is telling everyone to die for not meeting your preferences
having said preferences is not
i like boys who look like me, not my dad';

'>>77417771
Garbage day is a garbage day thoughbeit. Now I will have to go out and see the other people with my freak appearance. >>77417776
Who cares. Fags aren't judged like women for the most part.';

'I can already tell that's the Kiwi.';

'>>77417729

they might cause me to miss a step, they're kinda narrow and steep.';

'>boys
What's the harm in using "guys"?';

'would any of the sub boys here let me chop them up and eat them?';

'>>77417802
Cant relate but I guess you don't want to step on them or something.';

'>>77417791
>Garbage day is a garbage day thoughbeit.
well, what made it that way?';

'guys is a gender neutral term in my region
boy is boy';

'Only if you are starving,not an asshole and I have nothing else to feed you.';

'>>77417730
Ehhh that's fine ig. So if I let you suffocate yourself on my chest you gotta not bite too hard, that's my only condition.';

'>>77417813

exactly. if I stepped on them with my weight I could flat out kill them.';

'>>77417816
I don't want to go out,I don't want to feminine chores,I don't want to deal with insects,I don't want to hear that cringe loud ass song the trash truck uses to alert people,I don't want to whine to people online,I don't want to throw way plastic it hurts environment.';

'>>77417817
Fair enough.
>>77417826
How many cats would you sacrifice to not fall?';

'>feminine chores
Holy shit is this faggot serious lmfao';

'ugh its my turn to be the boywife I hate doing dishes
I'm oppressed';

'>>77417835
that sounds pretty annoying gaynonerson, but at least you're getting it out of the way right? better doing it now than never';

'>>77417845
Household chores are meant for women. I want to do something else. Even paper pushing crap is foid coded but it's still better than rubbing dishes.
>>77417852
It's insane that some people want to be "wife" of any kind.';

'>>77417835
>I don't want to whine to people online
>>77417486
>>77417750
>>77417791
>>77417874';

'you just don't get it guy';

'>>77417858
Whining about is a part of the problem so I won't whine about it anymore. Fuck it might be the first time I have seen a flying roach in here. I am kinda relating with Story right now desu';

'>>77417883
I don't want to do anything of the else either. You get my point.';

'>>77417841

I would rather fall and bust my head against the wall than hurt a kitty.';

'Your attempt at a new personality instead of just fucking off is very funny, you really are a narcissist aren't you?';

'>>77417898
So much for an animal who tortures it's prey for fun.';

'Define narcissist.';

'im here to hurt manlets. tell me which of you are short and you will be deleted.';

'im one of those sneaky covert narcissist according to 10 threads ago';

'>>77417918
i'm 5'4 do i qualify?';

'Define what do you mean by short.';

'gaycoded';

'>>77417929
>>77417931
that is short. wow, ur like a girl. Are you also a dicklet?';

'>>77417948
You misquoted thoughbeit. Also you didnt define it either. I doubt I am short though but internet standards advance at breakneck pace.';

'>>77417905
who is this schizo talking to?';

'>>77417948
i'm like 6 inches throbbing but 5.5 at normal horny levels';

'>>77417973
damnn why are you so average. ur dick needs to be super small or massive. YOURE SO BORING ANON.';

'"Palestinian" is such a weird word man. Like utterly 20th century identify created to link these guys to niggas who battled Kang David or something 2 gorrilion years ago and people ate it up. I guess just calling them arab wasn't fashionable enough. It always make me lose my mind,Israel is also pretty bizzare name to use when you think about it desu.';

'if we had portal technology would you fuck your own butt?';

'>>77417915
>Define
You want admiration, so you are an attention whore. Perhaps the only thing you've honestly admitted. You have an entitlement to be free of criticism on a place where you actively choose to expose and other yourself to further push for feedback. First with Vocaroos, now with saying "thoughbeit". Even now you don't deny your identity, allowing me the pleasure of naming and shaming you because seeing what people think of you is what fuels you. You also have zero empathy or accountability for your actions, everything you did to 3DS is apparently all him taking your advances the wrong way, none of it is your fault! Even your attempt at a "sorry you felt that way" apology fell flat. You are a shitty person, you like people at your whims. What's this new persona now then, more victims to watch bleed for your pleasure?';

'saaar do not redeem doNOT';

'>>77417996
What the fuck did I do man? I am not the other guy from Australia or something lol. I am the Indian guy who is apparently disliked and hated and needs to go.';

'Try as you might I spent hours and hours reading your messages, I know your typing as well as your voice now.';

'>>77418001
It's actually funny because I knew a guy who worked in one of these scam centres. The centre was scamming 1000s of dollars month and he earned good working there despite not having any degree. Even his English was pretty subpar. Are people really stupid enough to fall for this?';

'>Are people really stupid enough to fall for this?
Is that what you say to people you watch cut themselves for your pleasure? I wonder how many you've broken and now have to live with horrible scars because of you, constantly hiding them because they committed the crime of knowing you.';

'>>77418030
Though that asshole never invited any of us to the scam centre. I really wanted a nice graphics card back then.
>>77418016
It ain't me bruh';

'please do not get offended on my behalf especially if it's out of contempt and not pity';

'>>77418030
Most scams are about exploiting desperation, anxiety, or greed. Unfortunately you don't need to be stupid for that. Just born a human.';

'>>77418059
It's both, this guy is subhuman because even now he can't even bring himself to properly say sorry to you. He blamed you for literally all of it.';

'Stop it. Its getting errotic. Though I like to do the job myself and instead of asking others to do it to themselves. The satisfaction is different when you feel the tip going through.

It ain't me btw.';

'When the boomer retards die off your country's economy will collapse lol
The Raj was a mistake, Anglos ruined this world';

'Confession time.

Please confess those homosexual related sins.';

'>>77418071
>He blamed you for literally all of it.
i don't remember that happening and also i'm past all of it please don't wear yourself out';

'>>77418061
You need to be stupid to give your bank details along with the password to Rajesh from Federal reserve.
>>77418071
Would you be happy if I apologise to him?';

'>>77418086
tags: feet footjob cum_on_feet';

'>>77418086
i've been here for years AND have had a BF(not FBF) the entire time';

'>>77418086
tags: shotadom, smaller_dominant';

'>>77418082
Wouldnt that suck? That would be a bitch.';

'>>77418073
I'm going to find out who your boyfriend is, I don't think he knows the piece of shit he's dating could one day be driving a knife across him for fun.
>>77418088
Don't defend him anymore, for your own sake.
>>77418091
I would think better of you, but it's too late. You had a chance for a real apology and you didn't take it. I've spent the past few days shitting on you and people joined in on it saying you're either fucked in the head or just a mean guy for doing what you did to 3DS. Why do you still come in here and basically ask for me to do worse to you? Just fuck off. Is it that hard? You want another victim to fuck with that bad? Because now you actually are flirting with people';

'what is this current drama about';

'>>77418155
the autist got his kiwi pattern recognition alarm rung and ended up bring right';

'Admittedly a bit scary he really did manage to be right from typing style alone, makes me scared another gaybot might be doing the same to me';

'>>77418137
>I would think better of you, but it's too late.
Aint this a bitch. But I don't it's ever to too late to ask for forgiveness and to forgive, obviously that includes penance. That guy should cut himself twice as the other dude did to be sincere about his apology.';

'>>77418163
>>77418171
link to posts where this starts?';

'>>77418171
People actually project their emotions on savage beasts while having no sympathy for their fellow humans.
#prettyprivilege #atleastmymamalovesme';

'>>77418197
Ew don't compare yourself to me kiwinigger, I never told anyone to cut themselves so if another gaybot is stalking me all they find is my gaycel ramblings';

'>>77418182
It is actually comical how even in a hypothetical you prefer cutting yourself over taking any sort of accountability. If you didn't have such a backlog of this behavior I would think you were doing narcissist performance art';

'>>77418214
Stop using the n word please, it's not a good thing to say.';

'https://voca.ro/163XMgsaue8E';

'>>77418231
Self inflicted penance is by definition taking accountability thoughbeit.';

'>>77418238
Summarise please,its really boring to sit here and listen to a fag voice. I would prefer reading.';

'>>77418253
okay thanks for being the one to say it. i didn't want to sound like an asshole, but this is a text(andimage)board, not a voice board. it's a lot faster to read than listen to someone';

'>>77418253
so what if he has a cutting fetish idgaf as long as he never convinced anyone to cut for him.

he should not show his face around here anymore on the simple premise that he has a boyfriend.';

'>>77418171
>Admittedly a bit scary he really did manage to be right from typing style alone
i use to do this and hastily go through the archive to find weird things only they would have posted/detailed when an anon would annoy me enough. it was easier using their images desu, but otherwise i'd use key terms/phrases they were using in the thread to sniff out posts with images to make it easier.';

'>>77418244
You're doing it for yourself, out of vanity. You would rather take knife to flesh and mar yourself permanently instead of saying sorry to someone you put through pain. How can you still not see that you're a shit person for this? This is even worse if you're having a laugh about it, because it means you don't care for anyone involved's feelings and this is just again feeding your ego and taking amusement.';

'>>77418259
Thank you for thanking me for my service but it's not about rules but having a fag voice next to your ear.';

'>>77418269
>You would rather take knife to flesh and mar yourself permanently instead of saying sorry to someone you put through pain.
But you can do both.
>>77418263
Thanks for your service. I have similar opinions on this.';

'>>77418269
>put through pain.
yeah i missed him but i wasn't crying over him
not that i had anything else to look forward to in my life but it's whatever';

'>>77418268
Jobless behaviour holy shit. Are you people real? Imagine getting this pressed by anonymous retards.';

'>>77418289
you are currently on the /r9k/ board of 4chan';

'could be on a mexican beach sippin girly drinks with a bad bitch twink rn
alone on a Tuesday night huh';

'>>77418289
i have never done this once because believe it or not i actually like it when everyone is just "Anonymous" and i don't care to autistically obsess over every recognizable personality';

'ugggghhhhh aaaaaa eeeeeeeeeeee I need this rn';

'>>77418306
purposely being recognizable isn't anonymous behavior and said posters deserve it';

'>>77418280
Yes but doing both in this case is for your pleasure. An apology to most people is nothing, for you it is equivalent to cutting yourself because you despise the idea of admitting you were wrong. What else do you gain out of cutting yourself? A moral high ground you can use to simultaneously victimize and lift yourself up with? Just fuck off. Honestly. If you have a boyfriend you've outgrown this thread, I don't think you'd want me to find him and start harassing him too. Take the olive branch.';

'>>77418294
Yeah but I am on a break though. Not like I have job but yeah.
>>77418295
Real
>>77418306
I actually like to connect with people but there are adjacent apps for this. You are correct, anonymity is what makes this place.';

'>>77418318
>Yes but doing both in this case is for your pleasure.
What would be the correct action in your opinion? Except suicide.';

'kiwi isn't even here you're just arguing amongst yourselves and i thought everyone here hated me anyways';

'we're all just trying to find meaning in our lives; something to hold our attention and keep us engaged day by day. to defend anon, it can be a fun little investigative jaunt to see if you can concretely (or close) identify someone by similar images/typing style. i've done it a few times, and it makes you feel like a detective. i don't use it to single people out - purely for edumicational purposes';

'its not very hard when everyone reposts the same images 100000 times';

'>>77418337
i remember googling the username of some ultra annoying poster on a game forum and it led to some other discussion board where he was posting obese pissing fetish pictures. i was so 3rd person embarrassed by it that i decided not to link to it';

'>>77418349
I'm an /r9k/ oldfag so I still post a new image every time.';

'>>77418337
The better answer is having a proper job. It all makes sense there a so kanh NEETs and delivery guys/dishwashers here. Not to be classist but you get my point.';

'>>77418367
I'm no tool, can't you see?
You'll never get a handle on me!';

'>>77418326
Eagerly waiting for a response to this. Dont disappoint me anon. My break is over so see you later.';

'>>77418375
Good for you ig but making green might be more meaningful than whatever this is.';

'>>77418392
It's great that you don't have to think too much.';

'you're kiwi, he's kiwi, i'm kiwi. are there any other kiwis i should know about?';

'>>77418392
>but making green might be more meaningful than whatever this is.
shit, easier said than done, hombre.';

'>>77418326
Did you just not read what I said? Apologize to 3DS. A real apology. Admit that you took things too far with him knowing that he was that attached to you. Then fuck off the threads. It doesn't have to be forever, but you hold no common ground here anymore. You want to shitpost? Do it without your voice, you don't need your name attached to these things. If you want to do it that badly, do you not have /s4s/? Why choose the mentally ill gay boys thread to come and use your voice and get attention in? There is zero need to cut yourself. As much as I despise your personality and actions here I don't wish you or anyone else any real physical harm.';

'>>77418469
anon i really don't care that much';

'harass kiwi's bf anyways autistnon';

'>tfw still no vendetta bf that crusades for the sake of it';

'it's hard to keep track of these posts but apparently kiwi cuts himself now? since when? i haven't really been paying attention';

'>>77418469
Nigga this is corny as hell. I just got here but holy shit how are you this tone deaf? Even the fucker you're defending is telling you to lay off you weirdo lmfao.

Anyways newfag here, anyone wanna flirt and/or talk about how we'd rail each other in extended detail?';

'going to a concert tomorrow, what should i wear...these things are easy for girls, they just put on any old stretchy thing. guys, now, we could get made fun of.

if my friend flakes one of you is invited, i give it about 50/50.';

'>>77418553
Consider your choice made.';

'>>77418554
silver rings';

'>>77418553
idk can we just talk about video games or something? do you like hawaiian shirts?
>defending
a lot of people here seem to dislike me i think he just gets off on combatting people he finds manipulative';

'>>77418537
whats a vendetta bf';

'>>77418560
My choice of what? How I'm gonna rip into your ass with my 7 incher?
>>77418567
I play TF2 and street fighter. I also like deltarune but that's about it. As for Hawaiian shirts, I ain't too partial, except for the fact that the fat guy in Jurassic Park wears one, I like that about them.';

'>>77418469
Ok I apologise to that nigga and I admit that I took it too far. Also thats what was on the the table from the beginning
>>77418398
Nuh uh
>>77418444
You are correct. I are some dry ass food and now can't get myself up for my work. Shit.';

'>>77418588
>As for Hawaiian shirts, I ain't too partial, except for the fact that the fat guy in Jurassic Park wears one
Kek
>>77418553
>Anyways newfag here, anyone wanna flirt and/or talk about how we'd rail each other in extended detail?
It's better to leave when you can. But I guess I can be friendly with you atleast.';

'>>77418592
are you kiwi? do you have a cutting fetish? it's really hard to tell everyone apart sorry.';

'I thought I could live on bread,jam, peanut butter and Mayo for a week but apparently I was wrong. I feel sick.';

'>>77418561
? no, sheer mag';

'>>77418609
No actually I am not but that guys insist I am so I want to make him feel better by apologising to the alleged victim. I am obviously not going to cut myself but yes I want to cut things up to be clear. I am not a sociopath though.';

'>>77418592
At the end of the day you're just childish, aren't you? All this grandstanding. I really do feel sorry for your boyfriend, and anyone else that has to deal with you for that matter.';

'>>77418611
the mayo was the problem goofball';

'>>77418621
Aren't children supposed to be forgiven?';

'>>77418605
Nah I don't particularly give a shit about e-drama, I just wanna fuck around. But since we're on friendly terms what kinda games do you like then? And what's your opinion on caecilians?';

'>>77418623
Nah actually it is my garbage body. It's just that good food is atleast uplifting enough to make your ass move to work. Should have just boiled some potatos.';

'>>77418629
Yes, children. Adults who refuse to grow up aren't. You're so embarrassing.';

'>>77418588
i used to play a lot of platformers and shooters and roguelites but then i had to sell my pc and my ps4. i really like hawaiian shirts but a lot of them don't seem to fit me and i should probably start buying dress shirts anyways cus i need them for like job interviews and stuff';

'>>77418632
>Nah I don't particularly give a shit about e-drama, I just wanna fuck around.
Good for you
>But since we're on friendly terms what kinda games do you like then?
I like strategy games desu but it's been a while because my pc is bust.
>And what's your opinion on caecilians?
I just searched them up. When I was kid I used to be into all this discovery channel crap. I remember them being mentioned. I have no strong opinions but convergent revolutionary traits are interesting,if this is a valid case of that.';

'>>77418642
Why do they not want to grown up? That's pretty childlike and not exclusive to non-children so it's still practically a child that should be forgiven after penance.';

'Does it become morally correct to join the archivefag in his crusade if the kiwi starts flirting with anons here or do we just assume his boyfriend will see it eventually';

'>>77418675
he's never really confirmed it aside from just saying it to 3DS so for all we know he isn't even real and he just said it to make him stop obsessing';

'It's morally righteous but would come as schizophrenia and only increase the chance of making the victim more isolated and vulnerable. This is just the shallow understanding of mine of what's going on.';

'>>77418645
Seems like a weird thing to be into. I mean they're practically barely above an ugly Christmas sweater in terms of looks yea? Anyways I wear a lot of dress shirts too, except I put a little shine on my chest hair and unbutton them a little, makes it look all nice and mediterranean, looks nice as hell with skinny jeans.
>>77418660
Damn has everyone here's PC gone kaputz or something? But yeah convergent revolution is pretty nice. I especially like what's going on with Burkina Faso and the rest of the Sahel region with France vs Wagner. The poisonous/venomous amphibian legless lizard mimics are cool too though.';

'i don't feel like a victim of anything';

'>>77418671
If that's how you'd like to justify shitty behavior, by all means. You've spoken about your ex recently in /s4s/ and how he was abusive. I wonder how true it is that someone who self harms could be abusive to you. Sounds like the typical defense of the narcissist that never takes responsibility. I wonder if he's easier to find than your current bf, would definitely be a far more interesting conversation.';

'what the fuck are you talking about you're just making shit up at this point';

'>>77418711
I wouldn't tell lies.
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11375574/#q11375601';

'I didn't even think to consider that the ex he's talking about could be the current bf we're theorizing the existence of, there's so many layers to unfold here Kiwi thank you so much for giving me my next assignment.';

'>>77418702
i think they look good on me but only if they're form-fitting and most aren't especially because none are tailored for someone my size. i'm thinking of shopping at the women's section from now. exposed chest hair sounds nice.';

'>>77418702
>Damn has everyone here's PC gone kaputz or something?
I have a working pc but it's not suitable for gaming. Got it for work so it's really cheap. Also "my" pc is more like taken away instead of bust.
>yeah convergent revolution is pretty nice.
Yeah. It can shock you sometimes. Apparently the "daddy long legs" aren't spiders.
>I especially like what's going on with Burkina Faso and the rest of the Sahel region with France vs Wagner.
Reading about current conflicts, especially Africa makes me really sad but yeah France is still a defacto imperial power in Parts of Africa.
>The poisonous/venomous amphibian legless lizard mimics are cool too though.
Yeah they look like Pokemon irl';

'I used to look down on men who obsess over clothes but I just realised I dress like a clown so maybe they have a point. Not like I care desu.';

'>>77418730
>current bf we're theorizing the existence of
he told me he has a latino bf';

'>>77418721
>s4s
i still don't know why they not only created this board but how it's still going';

'>>77418708
>I wonder how true it is that someone who self harms could be abusive to you
Wait a sec this is definitely possible';

'Why do the psychos all get bfs and not me';

'>>77418756
Have enough of internet,porn and drugs,and you will get it.';

'Anyone else just kinda hate people? I remember being a small child and having everyone around me hate me. Whether it was my family letting out their frustrations on me and then me being upset at school and people not liking me because I was emotional. I guess it was a spiral. I let that pain turn me into a worse person overtime and I feel resentment towards society for that. I don't think I'm all bad. Just a lost man in the world.

I wish I could give someone, only one person, everything in the world to prove I love them.

I'm sorry if people don't wanna read this, I was just very sad tonight. I would appreciate if one of you would like to reply and talk or something here.';

'Dark triad rizz. Or maybe they are psychos because they can afford to be and you are just a bitch that's why you pretend to be nice. I am.not saying you are though. There is a mix of it all in these cases.';

'>>77418731
Yeah they're usually factory made for overweight retired guys, so I'm afraid you're gonna have to get your luau blouse custom tailored man. Women's section has some good things like fragrances and makeup, but chick clothes don't suit me very well. Also yeah I like my chest all barreled and bushes, makes it distinguished yk?

>>77418734
Yeup, harvestmen are arachnids closely related to but not quite spiders. Just like sun spiders ain't actually spiders, or how tailless whip scorpions ain't scorpions neither. Arachnids are funky little guys to put it frankly.';

'>>77418771
considering it's all about confidence, probably that';

'Did everyone hate you because you were destined to grow up to post cartoon children on 4chan or did that hate made it your destiny. Did through creta lightening or lightening create thor? My sympathies in both cares anon,I don't hate you.';

'>>77418788
>Also yeah I like my chest all barreled and bushes
h-hot';

'>>77418788
>Yeup, harvestmen are arachnids closely related to but not quite spiders. Just like sun spiders ain't actually spiders, or how tailless whip scorpions ain't scorpions neither. Arachnids are funky little guys to put it frankly.
But are these cases of convergent evolution or did all these creatures branched of from an ancestors who carried these traits that make them essential spider and scorpion respectively?';

'>>77418777
>I wish I could give someone, only one person, everything in the world to prove I love them.
i also kind of hate people and have had this feel off and on for someone with likeminded person, but what's the point if nothing ever comes of it? we are destined to be spectators in this world until the end';

'Oh I can feel the nutrition kicking in. See you guys in 8 hours or something. I hope you leave before it's too late newfagkun.';

'>>77418811
Meeting somebody you love doesn't seem that hard desu';

'>>77418777
>I wish I could give someone, only one person, everything in the world to prove I love them.
what's stopping you from this reality anon? hating everyone isn't realistic, there's some people you have to like if you ever want to love someone';

'>>77418777
Familiarity breeds contempt. It's exhausting to be around others and it makes me despise them more being forced to.

>I wish I could give someone, only one person, everything in the world to prove I love them.
That's all I've ever wanted. Just one boy to love and be loved by forever. Nothing else in the world matters but us. Time is running out to find him. I feel too sensitive and jealous for bfdom though.';

'>>77418800
Yeah? I'll let you put your hands on em for fifteen bucks, maybe more if we're in the mood (;
>>77418804
See now you've got me rearing for this. So you are correct in that some traits are ancestral to arachnids as a whole which could be indicative of their lifestyle and whatnot, but many of the examples I listed are actually more closely related to spiders or scorpions than their namesake. This right here is a phylogenetic tree of arachnids, now pay attention to the bottom half. Solfugids are sun spiders, and Opiliones are harvestmen spiders. Notice how those two groups, despite superficially looking more like spiders, are in fact more close to scorpions genetically. Whereas up on the top of the chart you can see that the whip scorpions Uropygi look superficially like scorpions but are more closely related to Araneae. All of it is quite fascinating stuff in my humble opinion.';

'i should kill myseIf';

'>>77418834
>Meeting somebody you love doesn't seem that hard desu
have you, then?';

'how's that an original post?';

'>>77418889
because i felt a sinking feeling in my stomach about being right about everything and robot9000 allowed me to';

'I use a Finnish vpn lole';

'would you date a pathetic depressed top';

'pathetic depressed bottoms only';

'>>77418909
i think a lot of people would, a lot of people are, and it isn't as impossible as you are making it seem, just be open about shit and youre given a ton of grace';

'A TEXTBOOK FROM 1980';

'>>77418930
>i think a lot of people would

anon, kiss >>77418909 then';

'i shouId kiIl myself';

'>>77418930
I'm into being coddled and loved a lot and have a high libido idk';

'there's a feeling of dizziness that takes over, a pit in your stomach, coldness in your fingertips as you feel it all crash down around you';

'>>77418956
you should maybe tell that to someone you actually connect with, i don't really know you anon. where do you even live?';

'>>77418987
the united states of americans';

'>>77419000
so it shouldn't be too hard then, i'm in the us too';

'>>77419004
okay

what do you look in a bf';

'>>77419010
do you really care anon? do you actually want to try dating? long distance is pretty hard, unless we live in the same state or something. i'm west coast.';

'One-Sided Upper alpha Equicoordinate Point of the k-Variate Eqicorrelated t-Distribution with Common Correlation Coefficient rho and Degrees of Freedom nu';

'>>77419059
TABLE 4. One-Sided Upper \alpha Equicoordinate Point of the k-Variate Equicorrelated t-Distribution with Common Correlation Coefficient \rho and Degrees of Freedom \nu (T_{k, \nu, \rho}^(\alpha)})';

'this is how i'm feeIing right now';

'kiwi hasn't even posted once in this thread. why do i have to read his name 20 times';

'>>77419074
He's posted multiple times actually.';

'>>77419077
do you mean the guy that said he was just going with it because he was accused idc';

'>>77419083
He self admitted';

'>>77418660
Will you play homeworld 3 when it releases?';

'>>77419099
does this >>77418617 seem like it was him. he hasn't posted a single vocaroo either.';

'>>77419122
He doesn't exist solely in vocaroos, I'm not going to go through and point out each of the posts that I know are his but he has posted. You can choose to not believe it, that's fine but if your goal is to stop talking about him you're working against yourself right now.';

'>>77419127
Look in to "puppynon" that's all I'll say.';

'>>77419020
I am west coast too

Idk if I would find you attractive';

'>>77419148
i'm not selfposting, or taking this further unless you have a discord or something. i already saw how psychotic people get here about this sort of thing and don't want to end up in the next autist's screenshot';

'>>77419158
YOU MIGHT BE TALKING TO ANOTHER KIWI STOP NOW STOP STOP STOP';

'>>77419168
he said he's west coast usa, why would it be the kiwi?';

'>>77419158
do you want my discord? like for realisie';

'>>77419183
i mean, if you really want to talk and see if we're compatible enough to date or something sure why not. i won't hold it against you if we don't click or something, i don't really have many expectations here i've been ghosted before';

'>>77419189
everyoneknowsit is my disc';

'>>77419206
alright, sent a friend req';

'if you were blond would you date brad';

'>>77419206
>>77419220
these two will have lots of baby-making sex in not so distant future';

'>>77416292
good morning fags. remember to drink water :3';

'>>77419388
i drink monster instead of water. water is shit';

'>>77419264
Would bleach my hair and wear colored contacts so brad loves me even more';

'>>77419470
You will die and I will laugh';

'pre accident mark hamill so fine';

'>>77419482
i'm going to live forever.
i have no say in it. it's against the power of my will.';

'>>77416467
Im gay and think that body is disgusting';

'hairy skinnyfat vidya playing top';

'>tfw no british twink bf

t. yankee twink';

'>>77419883
you should try for a scottish twink bf. they're basically discount english twink bfs';

'>>77419896
english accents are cuter ;-;';

'>>77418909
That's my ideal boyfriend.';

'>>77419928
I'm literally here waiting for you';

'I woke up and I'm still lonely and feel bad mwaa.... Mwaa... Mwaa....';

'I like rainy days, I feel calm during them.
>>77419936
Yeah but you don't want me (pathetic worthless bottom)
>>77419963
Good morning meow';

'>>77419985
Do swedish boys have cute voices?';

'>>77416292
I wonder if that catboy is wearing nothing under that hoodie... :3';

'>>77419985
Good meowning blaa';

'>>77416315
>chinese and sadist
redundant';

'you heard it here first, white people are chinese now';

'>>77420116
Gross pervert eww go away';

'>>77420116
Hawt pervert mmm come here';

'>>77420116
Kill the perv';

'>>77418289
can you fuck off normie, this isnt the place for you. /r/overemployed would love to have you.';

'I'm going to have a nice breakfast for once. Problem is I have to leave my bed and go outside to get it. I'm in pain :(';

'>>77417690
That's not what that pic is';

'There's a guy i have a crush on but he thinks us fags are mentaly ill. What do?';

'>tfw no sucks-my-dick coded bf';

'Stop associating with the mentally ill(heterosexuals)';

'>>77417826
Ackshually that's not what you originally said you fat retard';

'Retroactively replying to the whole thread tchh you fell off';

'>>77417996
Hahahahahaha epic fail holy. How could you not see it was the Indian retard. So much for the epic internet detective';

'>>77420002
I wouldn't know, my voice ain't cute.
>>77420267
Good afternoon now I feel quite overwhelmed.';

'>>77420611
Is he straight? Then count your losses. Just leave it be.';

'>>77417404
you're all very nice people and I love you all. I hope you have a wonderful day!';

'my life would be so much better if i was kidnapped by a pedo at 14 years old';

'my life would be so much better if i was kidnapped by a 14 year old';

'>>77416292
Mis vitus Meow on jotta voin kairata sen persaukkoa?';

'>>77416714
Women also get ugly with age so I don't see why someone wouldn't stay with their fembf.';

'>>77421022
Maybe love is less about dating someone for their looks and more of their character? Whenever someone says they want a femboy bf they are only looking for looks, not actual love.
Yes you can't help what you're attracted to, but you can't expect people to be pretty forever either. That's why you should date for love moreso than looks, Imo.';

'>>77420901
you're all disgusting faggots. I hate you all. I hope you have the worst day of your life.';

'>>77421028
Those aren't mutually exclusive dummy';

'>>77420850
Maybe i can turn him gay ;3';

'>>77421028
ugly people have awful personalities, i can tell just by looking at them.';

'>>77421028
when people say they want to date a femboy they are imagining an anime boy that looks like a 12 year old in their head';

'Luckily the lightening strike last night hit the neighbor's tree and not one of mine. I only had a few branches fall over into my yard. He's already out there with two buddies cleaning it up.';

'I was thinking of playing Helldivers for so long, even before it was out. Now apparently you are forced to have a ps account or something? I'm removing it from my list';

'>>77421543
they rolled back on that after the backlash. be careful, they'll try it again later when the game's popularity dies down a bit.';

'Bought a prostate massager an butt lube, bottom arc starts now';

'>>77421565
don't forget the douche kit, and remember, you can never be too clean.';

'I woke up and I'm now out of school and I don't have work and I am approaching frighteningly fast the realization that I am empty inside and have nothing to do';

'Instead of getting the extremely overpriced Felix the cat for switch I just emulated the older version. Amazing game, surprisingly good platformer. Kinda like the first Kirby game in a way. I played the gb one.';

'>>77421642

I've been there, minus the work. I still remember the day after my HS graduation waking up and thinking 'well fuck, what do I do now?" then mom came in and demanded I go and sign up at the local community college starting my college saga.';

'>>77421665
Yeah I just graduated college so I don't even have anything next for me
I'm going to spend this summer working my ass off and saving money hopefully but not doing much else in my spare time and it scares me that I'm just going to keep being empty';

'>>77421677

what was your major? Are you trying to get jobs in that field?';

'>>77421684
My major was math and honestly I'd already dropped out of two other colleges, I at least just wanted the degree to show for it, and this school told me a math degree would be fastest. I don't want to be a teacher, and I have no idea what else it's good for, but I guess I'll have to start looking soon.';

'>>77421728

at you'll have better luck with math than my history degree. I knew when I got it I wasn't going to do anything but hey grandma just had to brag to her church friends that her grandson was going to college while theirs actually did something with their lives. I know I could have stood up and said no, but I was so used to just doing whatever I was told that it continued.';

'>>77421744
I know that feeling. And true, a history degree sounds tough. The only thing that comes to mind there is working at a museum, which doesn't sound too bad honestly, but I don't know what the market is like for jobs like that';

'>>77421779

non exisitant, especially outside a major city. There is the local historical societies but they're all volunteer.

Plus it took me 8 years to get a BA and my GPA was trash. I don't think any of them would hire me even if I could have found one.';

'>>77421779
If by tough you mean a waste of time, yeah! a history degree sounds tough.';

'>>77421809

history minors used to be very common for people in the business school, but no a history major is outright useless you want to go to law school.';

'>>77418788
>Also yeah I like my chest all barreled and bushes, makes it distinguished yk?
how old are you and how's your hairline?';

'>35 minutes ago
/r9gay/ has fallen';

'>>77420992
Duunissa, et voi kairata ennen avioliittoa sori';

'>>77421926
Not that anon, I am 26 and my hairline hasn't moved at all, I also have thick hair';

'hah see ya later losers';

'>>77418909
If I did I'd try and dress you better honestly';

'Time for the store, and having to fight myself not to get fast food on the way back.';

'I'm new here, since /r9k/ is the incel board and this is its gay thread, are you guys all gay incels? Never had a bf?';

'Where do I find a fit right-wing chad to enslave me and my bussy?';

'>>77422305
There are many pretenders here but generally yes';

'>>77417239
>It's common knowledge that most bottoms are mentally ill';

'>>77422335
>right-wing
>chad';

'>>77422629
>t. leftypol cranksmoker';

'>>77422413
probably are. but i dont judge';

'Twinks belong to bisexual men';

'Biscum belong in the ground';

'>>77422698
>t. internet brain rot';

'>>77422738
https://youtu.be/CKZvWhCqx1s';

'>>77422629
Sorry but lefties and liberals are girly little sissies who like things like communism and global finance. I only want a real man who defends his own people.';

'>>77422629
>demonize masculinity and exercise
>healthy at any size
>ask for consent every half a minute';

'>>77422900
He gets topped by weak twinks';

'Whatever side supports this, I'm with them';

'Wish I had a boyfriend to just talk to about everything and anything I want to mention how I saw a snail today or how I'm feeling or plushies or games or tv shows or just anything but he doesn't exist.';

'He exists if you're cute';

'>>77423105
I added 4 different boys off of here and none of them talk and barely reply to any of my messages';

'>>77423149
What a boyslut';

'>>77423149
Not me not my problem';

'Meow where is my finnish boyfriend';

'oh man I just scrolled to the bottom because I thought the thread was over but there are still 20 posts left now I need to go back up';

'>>77423195
I just wanted friends to talk to, it wasn't even sexual.';

'Don't want frens just bf';

'>>77423149
Well you gotta be comfortable with the person first, you can't just talk about that stuff with everyone gotta make sure you have good chemistry and stuff. It's hard to find people like that, people who think like you and understand you maybe it's even impossible I don't know.';

'The older I get the more I feel that I'm diverging from the common sense of the world and becoming a true individual.';

'Mwaa where is my loving understanding protective patient boyfriend mraaaaa mraaa';

'>>77418337
No, you'll see, when I grow up (again) I'll be a detective for real
captcha: RAR D8';

'why was the kiwi posing as indian last night';

'>>77423149
Expected lmao
>>77423195
Truuu
>>77423274
In Finland obviously';

'>>77423733
Indian been here earlier this year doing same shit he did last few days. No one liked him except filefag and they talked for a while but since everyone hated the poo he eventually fucked off. He is very easy to recognize and unless kiwi was pretending to be indian back then it's not the same person.';

'>tfw will never take a boys discord friend request virginity
its well and truly joever huh';

'>>77423787
you really want someone who uses it regularly but isn't a power-user. if they don't use it for anything but talking to you then they won't be online habitually and it'll be hard to find time. if they mod a server and have 100 friends they'll be too busy talking to everyone else to care what you're saying. it's a balance';

'>>77423838
>they won't be online habitually
It's an auto starting desktop application with notifications, if someone isn't talking to you they just don't want to at that time (and that's okay sometimes)';

'sounds like the cope people use for wanting an "experienced" partner
not 100 cocks just 6-7 so he knows what he's doing :)';

'>>77423747
But where here blaa
>>77423894
Experience is a good thing tho most people don't have even 6-7 partners';

'>>77416590
picrel i saw legible numbers and letters pulsating and moving on my american flag yesterday';

'>>77423916
you're a known slut tho so your opinions are invalid blaaa';

'adulthood is realizing you're the discord moderator';

'>>77423928
No I'm not? I'm a virgin you dummy';

'>>77424590
Woahh slow down buddy too much posting';

'wtf, I got onto a bunch of meds for a myopathy/autoimmune issue and I swear my dick is bigger. Like I wear skinny jeans and now you can just see it running down my leg flaccid.';