import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/r9k/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /r9gay/ – #2291(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/r9gay/ – #2291';
int postNumber = 77424590;
String image = '1715194187484670.jpg';
String date = '05/08/24(Wed)14:49:47';
String comment = ''mouche on the 'log ver

Previously on /r9gay/
>>77416292'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424597 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:50:29') {

'First for ignoring homophobic bullies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424605 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:51:11') {

'>Chinese video game character
can you stop posting your CCP funded shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424607 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:51:28') {

'Third for murdering heterosexuals';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424618 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)14:52:39'  && image=='07cba0c15cbde07621b1ef8db4cb0128.jpg') {

'>>77424605
State mandated twinks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424729 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:04:24') {

'Post an adult male
you can't'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424757 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:07:03') {

'Currently outside absorbing D';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424771 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:08:05'  && image=='this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.jpg') {

'What's your opinion on guys who are into other guys, but only if they're femboys or effeminate twinks? Do you consider them straight?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424777 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:08:38') {

'Remember the Kiwi is awful he is not your friend';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424801 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:11:07') {

'>>77424771
no, that's dumb, why would I
they're just tourists or future pederasts anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424809 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:11:32'  && image=='IMG_20230727_011738_631-1.jpg') {

'Meow where husbie mwaa where me husbie mwaa finnish husbie';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424819 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:13:04') {

'So am I not gay if I only jackoff to twinks and crossdressers and anime doujins? I think its impossible for me to actually go out and fuck another male, not because I can't but because I am turned off by the idea';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424834 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:14:24') {

'>>77416590
>>77423927
yesterday saw 2 parked empty cars have their back lights turn on at the same time then turn off. 100% certain it wasn't a sun reflection'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424840 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:15:35'  && image=='1714794889573311.png') {

'Vgh what coulda been';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424858 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:18:33') {

'>>77424771
I do not want to be a fetish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424888 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:22:52') {

'>>77424771
They're pretty clearly not gay. If you don't like guys unless they're anorexic baby faced and bald then you're just a fetishist and not a faggot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424908 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:26:28') {

'>>77424819
Although I will say, the cravings to get topped do overwhelm me, but I don't see it happening either'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424928 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:29:27') {

'Why do straights who only goon to tomboys not get shit but faggots only going for femboys do?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424967 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:34:03') {

'>>77424928
they get all kinds of shit about being gay, are you crazy?
the difference is that a "tomboy" is a personality (despite what people posting imaginary tanned genki sportsgirls may claim) and a "femboy" is a fetish, the word arose exclusively from being a pornographic niche'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424975 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:35:24') {

'>>77424590
bwos why don't femboy faggot cumsluts like /fit/izens'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424985 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:36:54') {

'>>77424928
Because double standards for women, but also because women trying to he masculine will always just be cute until it's not then it's just gross. Whereas men trying to be feminine can look genuinely horrifying. The amount of men I have met as crossdressers that are terrifying both in presence and in personality makes it hard not to look at the whole thing as nothing more then mental illness, or a fetish. Once you get over 23 years of age, you're basically fucked and anyone pretending otherwise is either mentally ill or virtue signaling hard and I mean really hard. The majority of men that jokingly bring up femboys/crossdressers never even make the effort to have sex with one. It feels really good to sit in a discord chat and shoot the shit, but once it gets down to it, most of these guys will back off quick to save face. Happens 90% of the time and it gets to the point where you create gay homo cliques and hookup within the group. Trannies generally know every tranny within their city for instance. Its just the way it is and although you might have a cute silly fantasy in your head, reality is a huge timewasting disappointment for those guys.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77424990 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:37:53') {

'>>77424928
Tomboys are still very clearly girls, the only difference is that they're sporty and act more like dudes. You never see straight guys jacking off to ftms on t and being lauded as straight for it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425021 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:41:09') {

'>>77424928
"tomboy" is a matter of personality and fashion sense
"femboy" is a matter of physiology'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425034 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:43:05') {

'>>77424590
gay people are cool but trannies (mostly the ones who dont pass) are fucking awful. if any tranny is reading this kill yourself please :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425047 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:45:00'  && image=='1713022765204990.png') {

'People are so obsessed with what they beat their dicks to its unreal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425067 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:48:08') {

'>>77425047
And you're obsessed with the beating of dicks, stfu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425086 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:50:32') {

'>>77424590
What should I do oregano?

>>>77425070'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425101 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:51:28') {

'>>77425086
Always take revenge always'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425107 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:52:25') {

'>>77425086
No one cares, I repeat, while you and your boyfriend make fools of yourselves, no one cares'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425108 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:52:33') {

'>>77425086
if i had a cyberbully i would accidentally give him blackmail material so he could force me to suck him behind the gym after math class'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425149 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:56:46') {

'>>77425108
Why are all bottoms mentally ill?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425158 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:57:23'  && image=='__hex_maniac_pokemon_and_1_more_drawn_by_rariatto_ganguri__4c4bae9aff852ad28ad63e0dbb27956b.png') {

'>bully picks on me
>somehow mysteriously ends up with blackmail material on me that i MOST DEFINITELY DID NOT INTENTIONALLY GIVE TO HIM
>"forces" me into sexual favors
>eventually becomes attached to me and feels remorseful and deletes the blackmail material
>we become a happy couple
>he does everything i ask because he still feels guilty about the whole blackmail thing
in the palm of my fucking hand. he still thinks he's the one controlling me.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425159 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:57:25') {

'>>77425149
im not im just really tired right now so just typing whatever.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425189 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:00:20') {

'I cant believe straight guys would ever bully adorable femboys, they should pat us on the head instead';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425211 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:02:41') {

'>>77424928
Tomboys aren't girls trying to be men, they're just slightly more masculine and at the end of the day they're still visibly women. The equivalent of a Tomboy for a guy is just being a feminine gay guy, dresses femininely but not crossdressing. Feminine interests. Feminine personality traits. Ultimately still a man, twinkish at most.

Femboys are actively trying their hardest to pass as girls, the term femboy and trap being interchangeable up until somewhat recently. There is no 100% gay guy who only fucks femboys. There is always some degree of bisexuality present, and a lot of femboys take it as a gender identity. Femboys are the equivalent of a dyke, as in a woman who dresses very very masculine has short cropped hair talks like a man walks like a man has male interests, etc. Some dykes are even on testosterone. Some femboys are on estrogen. There is very much an entire layer to femboys that keeps them in this "other" category when talking about them that doesn't allow you to just use the fact that you like them as a claim on not being straight.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425222 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:03:56') {

'male equivalent of a tomboy is basil from omori';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425224 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:04:06') {

'>>77425189
Straight guys never liked femboys tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425234 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:05:16') {

'>>77425158
Don't think kiwi is gonna hit it bruh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425244 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:06:15') {

'i always think the femboy question is really funny because in a roundabout way you're admitting trans women are women';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425245 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:06:32') {

'Niggas be having phds in sexuality to know if they're fags or not these days';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425258 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:08:10') {

'Repressed bisexuals are the worst';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425266 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:09:19') {

'>>77424590
boyfeet in op again >.<'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425277 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:11:16') {

'>>77424771
If they're only into guys then they're gay. If into girls too then they're bi. That simple.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425280 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:11:45') {

'A guy who has only ever held interest for women all of his life occasionally jerking it to a 2D femboy isn't bisexy. Nothing fundamentally changed about his life. He will still pursue women. No femboy looks like a woman enough for a real straight man to fuck them, they will always be bisexual if they ever go down that route. If you want to argue that some femboys do look like women that will only ever be through the use of hormones, and if you take female hormones to maintain a hyperfeminine appearance you are NOT a boy anymore. You don't have to say you're a woman, but you have fundamentally changed yourself to the point where you can't be considered "normal" either.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425286 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:12:31'  && image=='file.png') {

'Our ancestors...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425310 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:16:25') {

'>>77425234
lmfao why would anyone go for the kiwinigger? to hear his borderline flamer voice call me a good boy and have him beg me to take a razor to my arms cause it makes him horny?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425314 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:17:19') {

'>>77425211
>trying their hardest to pass as girls
this isnt true though
its a fuzzy term anyway but id say its more about putting an emphasis on femininity and cuteness. like a twinky uwu sweater paws type with just programmer socks or not even that, id probably include that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425338 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:21:13') {

'>>77425286
It's funny cause despite r9gay this board still gets a shit ton of gay threads daily.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425346 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:22:06') {

'I remembered in the Phantom Menace when Qui-Gon gets stabbed that he didn't tell his adoptive son he loved him and just told him to train a sociopathic idiot.

>>77425286
history.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425377 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:26:01'  && image=='large.jpg') {

'For the male equivalent of a tomboy just imagine this guy baking cookies for his friends';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425391 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:28:16') {

'>>77425286
>our first thread had southpark shipping as the original pic

That explains a lot actually.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425394 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:28:57') {

'what do you mean Our';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425407 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:30:39'  && image=='1714836083837956.png') {

'Just upholding tradition is all';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425421 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:32:17'  && image=='100833260_p0.jpg') {

'>>77425391
>south park shipping
are you saying the first thread was secretly made by fujoshi trying to bait ronery gays into a circus for twisted amusement'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425457 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:36:05') {

'>>77423857
Does /r9gay/ like rape?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425458 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:36:05') {

'Today I took a short ride to the store and around town. The weather was beautiful and I stopped at the park to view the water. It's getting a bit dark now that I'm home and showered, I think it might rain. How are you anon?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425460 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:36:24'  && image=='depositphotos_4998879-stock-photo-man-wearing-a-pink-kitchen.jpg') {

'>>77425377
Nah, it'd be more like this guy. Obviously still male, but dressing more effeminately and having traditionally feminine interests and mannerisms.

>>77425421
Not a bad theory teebeeaytch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425462 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:36:31'  && image=='1693596824318553.jpg') {

'^+^ never watched south park becuase i think church said it was one of those bad shows that pups like me, puppynon!, shouldn't watch';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425486 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:39:02') {

'Oh great this fucking retard again';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425487 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:39:14') {

'I got so sick of the 'they killed kenny' jokes in middle school but in hindsight those weren't that bad considering what they could have been making fun of me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425492 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:39:43') {

'>>77425462
It's him... the real anti-meow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425503 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:40:59') {

'I wish I had an effervescent twink boyfriend to marry and make him happy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425506 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:41:45'  && image=='003394193_005276323_ek13xjrkU.jpg') {

'>watching shogun
>anjin diving scene....
OwO just like my japanese animes.....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425509 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:42:05') {

'..effervescent? originally?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425518 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:42:35'  && image=='alcoholictime.jpg') {

'>>77425286
>tfw been here since then
put me down.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425519 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:42:43') {

'Pulling out the thesaurus';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425526 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:43:25'  && image=='192381231.png') {

'>>77425486
please stop saying those things to puppynon v+v
>>77425492
enemy of no one puppynon ^+^ i am his foil! not anti!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425537 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:44:10') {

'>>77425346
I'm sure the Jedi probably have rules about love being bad and tbf at that point he sees Anakin as space Jesus so he wants to make sure he doesn't just get sent off somewhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425540 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:44:16') {

'>>77425509
Light and bubbly like sparkling water.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425546 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:44:57') {

'will puppyanon cuddle up on my lap and let me scratch behind his ears?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425563 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:47:40'  && image=='1694315453977945.jpg') {

'>>77425546
i just want to talk to people and have fun again please, i am not meow i am his foil puppynon >+<'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425569 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:48:27') {

'>>77425563
If you don't leave for good this time I'm going to rape you and stick a knife in your chest you dumb mutt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425571 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:48:34') {

'>>77425563
nothing horny about that, just cute cuddles.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425580 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:49:00') {

'Is puppynon skinny then? But what about his eyes? Meows got dat ass too...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425631 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:53:04') {

'>>77425277
>bi
But does it count if the guys they're into all look like girls?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425652 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:55:09'  && image=='19281231.png') {

'>>77425569
please do not say these things it makes me sad
>>77425571
hmm, puppynon will think about it but thanks for nice wishes ^+^'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425657 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:55:26') {

'>>77425631
as long as they like dicks and don't just want a femboy because they're supposedly a video game playing friend you can nut in.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425672 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:57:30') {

'everyone denies that guys will fuck twinks for fun and then marry a woman for the womb but it always ends up happening';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425673 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:57:37') {

'I like to wear boys clothes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425688 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)16:58:50') {

'>tfw no fellow femboy bf to take turns bottoming between lan party sessions
im sad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425712 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:00:36') {

'has meow ever posted a picture of himself besides the butt one?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425727 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:02:14') {

'>>77425712
yeah his little pregnant dog nigga belly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425734 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:02:41') {

'His big erotic tummy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425737 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:02:57'  && image=='144780874234.png') {

'I don't get why so many bisexuals feel the need to preform mental gymnastics to convince themselves that they are totally straight despite cooming to twinks and femboys';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425744 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:03:25') {

'>>77425727
whats a pregnant dog nigga belly?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425754 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:04:30') {

'wait is meow actually fat?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425757 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:04:43') {

'>>77425537
Qui-Gon was known for breaking most jedi rules'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425787 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:06:39') {

'>>77425754
Trying to find the pic but he is like fat as shit and short'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425799 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:07:32') {

'at least I'm not the only fatty here and you have to be pretty bad to get fat as euro, it's easy an an American.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425809 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:08:09') {

'Short twinks are hot';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425810 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:08:14'  && image=='degenerates like (you) belong on a cross.gif') {

'>>77425737
I'm straight so whatever gets my dick hard is a woman faggot!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425821 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:09:08') {

'why do i have to like men';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425836 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:10:25') {

'>gigabottom
>wishes to be cute
>wishes to be androgynous
>short (potential!)
>choses to be fat
why would anyone do this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425837 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:10:28') {

'>>77425757
That's true, maybe the novelization conveys his thought process at the time a bit better. My guess is just that he was really hung up on making sure Anakin would get trained'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425840 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:10:51') {

'wish i had a little brother bf to cuddle and let him top me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425848 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:12:07'  && image=='IMG_20230727_011738_523.jpg') {

'>>77425377
Meow that's me
>>77425712
I've posted my face too
>>77425754
Yeah like 5kgs overweight (for now, I'm losing weight since I stopped eating ssris)
>>77425787
If objectively >>77425744
skinnyfat is "fat as shit" for you I don't know what to say'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425856 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:12:57'  && image=='IMG_20230727_011738_921.jpg') {

'>>77425836
I didn't choose it though meow suck my dick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425877 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:14:57') {

'Fatmaxxers always say that';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425886 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:15:50') {

'>>77425856

I didn't chose it either meow, I wish I controlled myself when I started to get fat. Once you are fat it's hard to stop and lose weight.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425891 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:16:06'  && image=='PXL_20240508_211444605.jpg') {

'help me pick...?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425910 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:18:25') {

'Just saw a guy on twitter get flamed for using the word kek
its fucking over....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425912 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:18:35') {

'>>77425877
Meow
>>77425886
Except you chose to eat shit, I chose to eat meds because I was having horrible anxiety'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425921 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:19:36') {

'being fat is a choice
this was not an original comment'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425926 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:12') {

'>>77425910
thats been a thing since like the early 2010s anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425927 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:12') {

'>>77425912
Yeah but you still ate shit too, maybe because of the meds fucking with appetite but cico applies to everyone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425928 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:13') {

'That reminds me, I've lost another 5lbs! We're on track for our goal! :)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425931 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:24') {

'>>77425912

fair enough. Still doesn't change that I understand the struggles of trying to lose weight.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425938 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:20:50') {

'>>77425921
Of course it is but it's easy to say that when it's not your life being fucked up retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425946 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:21:04') {

'>>77424590
Meow mennaaks naimisiin niin voin kairata suo?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77425968 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:23:30'  && image=='sa1.png') {

'Does /r9gay/ love me?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426003 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:27:03') {

'>>77425891
i dont get it why is it so appealing to you posting hairy sockwhore pictures'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426009 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:27:32') {

'>>77425518
>that's over half a decade
jfc I'm sorry dude :('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426028 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:29:45') {

'I was biting my tongue I was trying to hide';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426038 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:30:40') {

'>>77425927
True, I feel like a big part of it is that I forget to eat because of autism and then I eat too much at a time and the meds fucked up with that even more. Doing meal prep has helped. Not like it matters really, I'm unlovable anyway and being attractive just probably makes people do unpleasant things more like last time when I was thin
>>77425946
Tutustutaan nyt eka huoh voit kairata jotain randomia jos haluat vaan nussia'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426050 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:32:11') {

'AND OOOOOOOH OHHHHH OHH I WAS A KING UNDER YOUR CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426088 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:35:48'  && image=='192389127312.png') {

'arf arf bark bark puppynon will begin lapping up some bubbly water ^+^ , soda is for the devil!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426094 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:36:43'  && image=='thankyouforbeingsoDUMB.jpg') {

'buying more lego right now

are you guys proud of me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426100 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:37:14') {

'>>77426094
Depends what kind dess meow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426110 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:38:34') {

'>>77425968
you are an annoying whore so no'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426111 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:38:41') {

'>>77425266
>>77424590
Soft boyfeet tickling my weiner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426142 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:41:14'  && image=='1sfd.jpg') {

'>>77426100
lego star wars figures'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426147 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:41:42'  && image=='2221104_n4U4PDsh.png') {

'Go to the empire state and watch the city lights
Hear the noise of millions struggle in the sprawl
Stare into the sky we're few and far between
Black eyes full of stars wide with memories'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426163 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:43:07') {

'>>77426142
Cringe-meow, death penalty'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426200 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:46:14'  && image=='f631040d-477d-4159-aec4-299ce9076d32.png') {

'I was afraid I'd feel cold with only a thin t shirt since it's only 3 celsius but it's actually very comfy, W';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426215 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:47:28'  && image=='1692244977743595.jpg') {

'I want to hug a boy (non sexually) and cuddle with him, squeeze him right and treat him like a body pillow overall';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426224 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:48:18') {

'>>77426215
I wanna be tied up and sat on the top of my chest to fall asleep'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426226 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:48:28'  && image=='IMG_20240508_205852_393.jpg') {

'Here's me bouncing on it and moaning btw

https://files.catbox.moe/i1o2nr.mp4'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426237 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:49:04') {

'>>77426050
common scheming court sorcerer W'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426242 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:49:17'  && image=='478117147366680.jpg') {

'My three days of sobriety come to an end, forgive me fbf I tried to just sleep but had bad dreams so now I can't';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426252 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:50:00') {

'>>77426200
fuck you stupid nigger I hope you freeze'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426263 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:50:41') {

'>>77425672
Who denies this other then guys who do that? It's a well known fax'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426278 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:52:11'  && image=='IMG_20240508_205915_888.jpg') {

'>>77426252
Why r u mean 2 me also I have very high cold tolerance so it should be like -10 at least'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426350 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)17:57:51') {

'Is bunny nonny a kill?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426417 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:05:01') {

'welp. flaked on. if anyone in nyc wants to see sheer mag, reply in the next hour or so. the ticket wasnt that much but i hate to waste it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426451 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:07:41'  && image=='__kirby_magolor_bandana_waddle_dee_gooey_kracko_and_3_more_kirby_drawn_by_suyasuyabi__sample-8587b523521a0c2fedb2234b312b863e.jpg') {

'Cool I always manage to find more fun arcades to play. Beat magic sword today. Going to probably drop Mario rpg despite being close to finishing it. There are 6 doors you have to enter and beat the courses but each one is a pain and not fun at all . Shame!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426467 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:09:07') {

'wish i had a pathetic top bf to adore';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426481 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:10:18') {

'>>77426467
don't call him pathetic that's mean'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426519 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:13:27') {

'>>77426467
I'm not innately pathetic it's just a phase'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426533 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:14:25') {

'some of you guys type like you have boyfriends already';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426537 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:14:38') {

'>>77426481
>>77426519
ok doesn't change my predicament tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426541 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:14:49'  && image=='1713790021289776.jpg') {

'>>77426467
I am right here stop teasing me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426570 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:17:27'  && image=='IMG_20240506_102647_752.jpg') {

'I wish I had a bf who comforts me when I feel bad and asks me to comfort him when he feels sad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426613 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:21:50') {

'>>77424819
is it gay to jerk off to men?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426645 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:24:31'  && image=='1713810943951009.jpg') {

'I need to find something new to watch now that I've watched all the good parts of TWD, at least I have something catchy to listen to whilst perusing my watchlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDnva_3fcTc&t=4528s'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426673 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:27:11') {

'>>77424771
Ya thats pretty gay desu, It is kinda weird how you want to treat a cute boy like a fetish rather then a soft worship needing soft boy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426705 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:29:31'  && image=='IMG_20240506_162843_136.jpg') {

'Mwaa ai wanna kiss a nice gentle understanding kind man on the lips mwaa blablaa whetrrrr bf mwaa I'm lonely mwwwaaa';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426824 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:39:41') {

'>>77425518
It could be worse, you could have been on this site for two decades haha.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426838 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:40:45'  && image=='I can&#039;t even count the number of nights I wished tomorrow wouldn&#039;t come.png') {

'>>77426824
Well anon I'm coming pretty close... i've been here since 2012'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426933 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:49:02') {

'>>77426537
I sometimes fantasize about things like this, unmasking and being vulnerable about whatever I'm struggling with. It's not really healthy though imo, it's like showing your loved ones only the worst version of yourself because they're the only ones who will tolerate you. Not fair to them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426937 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:49:27'  && image=='gimpman of carim.png') {

'>tfw no bf who looks at me the way this gimp looks at the chosen undead';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426954 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:51:42') {

'I've been on 4chan since 2005 as a 15 year old, though I really didn't start going regularly until 16.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77426981 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:55:17') {

'>>77426937
Keheheheh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427004 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)18:57:51') {

'>>77426933
why would it be unfair? they're your loved ones, not random people. they're there for support'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427035 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:01:13'  && image=='18238211.jpg') {

'^+^ are puppynon's friends still here? i know meow around as i am his foil, puppynon ^+^! but what about bunny?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427075 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:05:21'  && image=='balls.jpg') {

'>>77426933
>only
who said only?
it's not the worst version of yourself, it's just yourself, masking isn't you
and that kind of exposure means you can work to improve if for some reason you are sad all the time
the impression that a relationship is an imposition is poisonous to both parties
in fact, in cases I have seen, the one who wants to help is more turned away by the act of masking or really only burdened by the other constantly feeling like a burden when the reality is the opposite'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427184 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:16:32') {

'I can't undo what has been done';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427214 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:18:47') {

'puppy is so cute and wholesome, I wonder if I was ever like him once or if I was always just a jaded bastard.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427234 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:20:56') {

'Probably some kiwinigger psyop';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427260 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:23:54'  && image=='lego.jpg') {

'I always wanted this set as a kid but they didn't have it in stock :(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427265 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:24:17'  && image=='1713736536313297.jpg') {

'>>77427017
Me on the right, how about you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427298 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:27:44') {

'niggas iffy, uh, griffy got the stiffy, uh
got the blicky, uh, drum, it hold fifty, uh
let me put some hot sauce on that thang real quick
cum gaaaang'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427301 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:27:53') {

'>>77427265
I am the one viewing the image'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427307 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:28:27'  && image=='33731938458.jpg') {

'>>77427265
Most of the time right however drunk me is on the left, I'm still too retarded to socialize but drunk me desires company'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427319 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:29:36') {

'>>77427265
shy people coping and sneeding (but unironically) in the replies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427330 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:30:47') {

'>>77427260
I could never get into lego as I kid desu but I like the lego sw games, well except the new one which was a massive disappointment'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427341 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:32:00') {

'>>77427330
lego games were only good before they made the characters talk, that was the entire gimmick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427374 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:34:45') {

'>>77427341
I disagree, the problem with the new ones it that they didn't focus as much on fun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427422 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:39:16'  && image=='131115970934.jpg') {

'>>77427341
I don't think the talking is what fucked it as they did tack on a mumble mode. Skywalker Saga has short half-assed missions in favour of explorable planets, it just felt like I was playing Mario Odyssey with glowsticks and worse puzzles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427425 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:39:27'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_uzuki_uzu__sample-c273edec599bf070fa088aea97d26164.jpg') {

'Bored + sleepy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427447 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:41:16') {

'>>77427425
you are beepy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427455 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:41:52') {

'starve or eat, you choose';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427456 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:42:00'  && image=='IMG_4948.png') {

'>>77427422
I have seen a hologram transmission of Anakin talking to 13 year old girls from Naboo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427461 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:43:03') {

'And wherever it takes me I'm down for the ride
>>77427447
Apparently that is what you get on the other side of that equation'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427466 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:43:39') {

'>>77427456
but anakin got groomed by padme. she was like 14-15 and he was what 9, in episode 1?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427468 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:43:54') {

'>>77427455
I pick the third option and drink instead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427472 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:44:16'  && image=='1715203280355589.png') {

'/r9k/ shit tonight and I can't think of anything to say myself. What can one do if he can't lurk or post?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427492 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:45:43') {

'>>77427466
yeah thats the one im talking about'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427542 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:49:24'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_muji_uimss__sample-65a016a40dfdc40d8e68738cc1c018f8.jpg') {

'I can feel comfy in weirdest positions idc';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427547 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:49:52'  && image=='maxresdefault.jpg') {

'post vidya characters that are literally you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427553 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:50:57') {

'>>77427472
Think of it like this, it takes two to tango and by posting just now you've started a conga line, all you have to do is wait for people to join it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427613 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:55:53'  && image=='25831548540.jpg') {

'>>77427547
picrel is the best I can think of rn, a nihilistic twink who never leaves his bedroom'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427615 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:56:11') {

'>>77427553
So you're saying I should post...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427620 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:56:33') {

'Greetings homosexuals. How are you humans today?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427623 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:56:48') {

'>>77427004
That's totally wise and true, I guess I'm just not used to that kind of support. I know what you mean about people being disappointed by wanting to help and not being able. It can be hard to open up and accept that though, when you're independent I feel like the instinct is to shelter in place emotionally rather than reach out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427645 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:58:50') {

'I could have fixed anakin. Unless the force decided to make me pregnant.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427650 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:58:55') {

'Trying to help others feels so pointless. Everyone's stuck in their ways.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427670 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)19:59:55') {

'>>77427620
I'm doing homosexual things in a human way. You know, the usual. How are you doing fellow humansexual?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427680 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:01:01') {

'mwaaa mwaaaa where husband waaah';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427704 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:03:14') {

'>>77427670
As a heterosexual cisgender adult of white origin, I am doing fine myself. Do you enjoy any activities.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427723 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:04:39') {

'whats worse trauma bonding or drug bonding';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427724 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:04:39') {

'time to pay both house and car insurance, this will take a chuck out of the bank account.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427729 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:05:06') {

'I was fuckin prostate with grief.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427740 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:05:55') {

'>>77427680
Husband? Husband is exclusive to those of female and third gender. The use of slurs does not belong on my fucking thread. Get the fuck off of my thread kiddo.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427754 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:07:10'  && image=='b32a0cad21fb232b37e4108480943c35.jpg') {

'I'm really sleepy, but I have to post a mandatory slay all furries';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427761 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:07:36') {

'>tfw no bf to help me study for my prostate exam.

I wonder if any gay guy has had cum in them when the doctor put his finger in there?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427794 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:11:05') {

'Only hags need their boy buttons checked';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427818 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:14:30') {

'I'm a hag, check my boy button for me to make sure I'm healthy!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427846 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:17:20') {

'>see ya tomorrow
my heart almost stopped dammit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427861 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:19:26'  && image=='__xiao_genshin_impact_drawn_by_aamoooon_e__sample-d4369b19e43d8e7cfbec75bec5f7f50f.jpg') {

'Drake is cool, Kendrick is lame. Beef sells cause most people ain't vegan.
But seriously tha song was lame. Idk how anyone can listen to that shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427870 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:20:45'  && image=='IMG_20240509_013755_954.jpg') {

'Mwaa I'm lonely mwaaaaaaa whwre bf mwaaaaaa';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427879 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:21:56') {

'>>77427794
Hag shit is very popular these days, get with the times zoomer bitch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427880 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:22:08') {

'>>77427861
all rappers are predators and pedos. all 'beef' is staged by the record companies to sell merchandise.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427893 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:23:26'  && image=='1547521447099.jpg') {

'>>77427861
I'm glad that I have zero idea wtf is going on and only know who Kendrick is because of a GTA V trailer. The only rap I've listened to is some of my dad's old albums desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427915 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:25:23') {

'More like bwaaaa no?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427925 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:26:17') {

'>>77427623
>I guess I'm just not used to that kind of support.
but it sounds to me like you have that at your disposal, or at least that's how i read your message. if you really have people willing to hear you out about stuff, take advantage of that. not everyone is lucky enough to have that and a lot of people wish they did. the fact that you aren't immediately being told to kill yourself on this thread and board of all places should tell you something about how human of an experience this is.
>It can be hard to open up and accept that though, when you're independent I feel like the instinct is to shelter in place emotionally rather than reach out.
you don't even need to do it from a completely helpless standpoint. you can ask what they would do in your situation for a different perspective or get advice instead of pity or whatever it is you fear people will offer you instead. wouldn't you want the same back from the people you care about? you'd probably feel awful if they told you they didn't want to burden you with their troubles and then you watch them be willfully miserable when they could have gotten help from you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427926 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:26:24') {

'>>77427893
one rapper dropped a 'diss track' about another rapper supposedly being a pedophile and predator.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427928 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:26:26'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-3012c1325b419a3c525ee64704c373b7.jpg') {

'>>77427880
Surely you don't mean every rapper ever :O
That's very cynical of you anon
>>77427893
>GTA
Open world triple ass slop. I'm glad I don't play that shit no mo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427931 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:26:47') {

'>>77427740
What are you babbling about fagger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427937 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:27:28') {

'who's this starwars faggot he's new right';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427971 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:30:43') {

'>>77427928
sure let's sing about selling drugs, murdering people and fucking hoes but you're a scumbag if one of those hoes is a year younger than the rest.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77427985 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:31:41'  && image=='28911549310.png') {

'>>77427926
Gotcha, there I was thinking a predator was a prerequisite for being in the music industry

>>77427928
Honestly same its almost funny to think how hyped I was for the last game compared to how little I care for the sequel. All the shit is my backlog now is around 20 years old'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428052 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:38:31'  && image=='a12.jpg') {

'They wanna share my light, they wanna share my light.

You can have all my shine, I'll give you the light.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428066 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:40:59') {

'/r9gay/ band? bet we could make some music.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428080 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:42:01'  && image=='28811549310.png') {

'>>77428066
I've got the vocals covered'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428083 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:42:27'  && image=='itsallinherhands.jpg') {

'There's more than one reason why there is only one
Remember that first or end before you've begun
I rhyme like I'm God's only begotten son
She so loved the world she gave Soul the world
That's why I just have fun
And use my third eye like I just had one
God gotta be a thot; the blood from your erection
Come from your brain and your feet
So you can't think and you can't run.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428092 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:43:30'  && image=='__drawn_by_koos_sook__sample-ea92261406825eb5de52d35d5e72b6de.jpg') {

'He a fan, he a fan, he a fan
He a fan, he a fan, he a
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

lyrical genius or something lol
>>77427985
old = good
... at least for some genres'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428130 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:47:33') {

'Post good songs
https://youtu.be/zma3DweV8nw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428131 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:47:35'  && image=='AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png') {

'and if I was a sperm
I'd consecrate my germ
and then continue
and if I was a worm
I'd find a way
that I could crawl up in you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428162 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:51:46'  && image=='1620237622412.gif') {

'>>77428130
Last three I've listened to, slightly drunk so that may affect my taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxtbVO50ozQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeIxYcG0YdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINM8zsdw9s'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428196 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:56:38') {

'>Drake is cool
He shouldn't trim his eyebrows that much, dude looks like Syd from Ice Age
I remember listening to one of his tapes and I don't like rap in general but that stuff was probably the lamest album I heard in my life
Lamer than the heartbreak album from Kanye'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428232 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:01:57') {

'>>77427341
i liked the bit where they made kylo ren an edgy teenager'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428243 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:02:58') {

'>>77427472
are you AI YA book cover anon or did you just save his pics'
;

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428315 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:12:46'  && image=='dft4ekx-2f17a094-bcda-4b0a-b024-796c8571fbeb.jpg') {

'r9gay friendly 'cord!
8EkPkvUETS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428334 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:14:47') {

'spent like 3 hours shaving my legs and ass and pubes and arms and pits and some of my tummy and back';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428349 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:16:53'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'>tfw you really want to flex your faggotry';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428353 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:17:17') {

'>>77428334
Why not just use nair or something similar? I just shave face and underarms as nobody will see anyway but cream or powder is far quicker if you're gonna do full body'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428368 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:19:16') {

'tfw im a decent looking twink and cant find a muscular guy on grindr to top me

who the fuck said it was easy for gays?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428389 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:20:43') {

'>>77428334
why does this take you hours, do you let it grow back a ton or something? it shouldn't really take that long. an hour, maybe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428392 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:21:11'  && image=='405115679349.png') {

'>he uses grindr';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428395 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:21:24') {

'come on, post some lewds and show it off.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428404 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:22:47') {

'>>77428334
do you feel better now? i bet it feels so nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428436 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:26:19') {

'please post some pics, I'm due for my last fap of the day and it saves me from having to look up some furry porn.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428459 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:28:17') {

'i dont have to shave to take pics because the back of my legs and butt dont have hair so i can just do that angle';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428488 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:31:18'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'Alright but look quickly before someone changes the channel';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428516 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:34:41'  && image=='1d9a2b4d4c5c339d120df477bc4a0ae5.png') {

'Is r9gay into bodybuilding? Do you like bodybuilders?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428521 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:35:10') {

'horny loser simps';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428533 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:36:16') {

'>>77428516
No + No = No X 2'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428553 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:38:47') {

'>>77428516
I think being strong is good but bodybuilding isn't about that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428554 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:38:51'  && image=='3313193845.jpg') {

'>>77428516
Honestly not really into it, I met one irl at a construction site who was fuckable but he was tall and had a nice face. Most bodybuilders overdo it to the point that they look kinda gross desu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428555 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:38:55') {

'>>77428353
too stupid to not somehow end up burning all my skin off with that
>>77428389
i have cheap razors that make me prone to nicks
>>77428404
very nice to rub my moisturized feet on my moisturized legs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428558 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:39:16'  && image=='IMG_20240505_125214_812.jpg') {

'Mlaa I wanna kiss and cuddle mlaa';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428566 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:39:55') {

'>>77428436
>>77428459
you guys are the reason everyone hates me for being a whore or something'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428571 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:40:31') {

'>>77428349
if I had a chest like that I'd wear that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428576 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:40:42') {

'anony mous strangers made me do it your honour';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428579 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:41:20') {

'>>77428558
What are you even doing up now? Its early as fuck here so god knows what time it must be in Finland'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428587 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:41:49'  && image=='IMG_20240506_171737_598.jpg') {

'I wanna get a he/him/hole t-shirt';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428592 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:42:50') {

'>>77428579
Just stopped playing quasimorph and laying in bed it's 5am soon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428596 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:43:27') {

'I forgot to mention yesterday during the storms I saw a possum running into the bushes after the storm drain he was hiding in got too wet for him.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428607 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:44:53') {

'>>77428555
that's great, i'm not even trying to be horny i just like when my anons take care of themselves and feel good, keep up the self care ok!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428608 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:44:54') {

'live meow spotting in ohayo?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428639 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:49:50') {

'>>77428596
Yay wet friend hope he is okay
>>77428608
Meow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428642 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:50:14') {

'>>77428576
i am emotionally vulnerable and very submissive and agreeable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428643 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:50:18'  && image=='1919238912.jpg') {

'>>77428596
wow, as meow's foil, puppynon! ^+^ i would have let the mr possum in for warmth and dry!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428649 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:50:48') {

'>>77428555
>very nice to rub my moisturized feet on my moisturized legs
Ooh I bet your feet are so nice and soft I wonder what it would feel like if your moisturized feet rubbed my throbbing member :3'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428654 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:51:44') {

'>>77428643
I like possums a lot though so you shouldn't'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428655 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:51:47') {

'i think some creep here has all my old camwhore pics saved anyways
oh yeah me lmao
>>77428649
like a handjob with amputated fingers probably'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428659 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:52:09') {

'do not post non chaste things within my puritan homosexual safe space thx';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428676 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:54:09') {

'>>77428566
Never take responsibility for your actions *thumbs up*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428677 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:54:11') {

'yeah I'm not letting a wild animal into my house with the cats. besides it's feral and wouldn't eve if I offered. First time I even saw it though I knew there had to be one around, there's always at least one around. Raccoons are more noticeable and I've seen them before.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428686 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:55:35') {

'The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428689 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:56:09'  && image=='1984321.jpg') {

'^+^ i'm playing with beads in a bowl of water right now!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428695 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:57:00') {

'Eating ice cubes while pacing the room is normal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428703 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:57:35') {

'Wish I could take a cock up my ass (for mwedical reasons)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428711 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:58:34') {

'remember when we were all voting on the worst r9gay poster and then anon asked who the best one is and no one could answer? well >>77428689 i think we have our winner

drop the ai stuff it's not hard to search for "dogboy" on the boorus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428712 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:58:41') {

'I reckon the boy's alright';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428716 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:59:20') {

'I've always wondered what anal beads felt like.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428719 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:59:36') {

'how bout that pricks face when he saw the uwu';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428726 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:00:29') {

'>>77428716
probably the same as when you take a shit and sometimes it's all packed into dense balls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428728 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:00:37') {

'Anal beads? This is just my rosary...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428736 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:01:53'  && image=='1698507803190618.jpg') {

'>>77428711
ah.. >+< only have a few ai ones.. as meow's foil, puppynon ^+^, i tried being the pink hair anime boy! because he possumed? and he meow so i arf ^+^ i usually paint the hair color on other anime boys.. im arfing running out >+< so i will draw on more good idea thank you!!!!!!! i wil put my beads away first'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428738 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:02:14'  && image=='254717120102754.jpg') {

'Ah yes 3am time to become suddenly depressed at the state of the modern world and my lacking a bf to seek solace from';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428740 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:02:56') {

'opposum to my left, bunnies to my right
and i'm stuck in the middle with puppies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428741 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:03:08') {

'typing like you're barking is just cringe. come on now.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428756 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:05:20') {

'>>77428741
still not nearly half as bad as how the bosnian nonce types'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428760 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:06:27') {

'>>77428741
do you prefer the kiwinigger archive posting? this is far better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428765 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:06:54') {

'What do I type like?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428768 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:07:07'  && image=='IMG_20240507_124932_706.jpg') {

'But I don't care about hundreds of hypothetical anons and their hypothetical typing deals
I care about me and my typing deal
What about my problems?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428769 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:07:29'  && image=='81510409541.jpg') {

'What, he was barking? Ah Jesus Christ...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428773 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:07:48') {

'I murdered the bosnian
He's dead Jim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428781 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:08:24'  && image=='1691035663603087.jpg') {

'^+^ should have seen the look on the meow's face when he saw the puppynon! (me! ^+^)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428791 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:09:28') {

'Ante Pavelic did nothing wrong';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428794 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:09:40'  && image=='81710409543.png') {

'>>77428769
Oh wrong image. Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed at the state of my post, I uh have the flu'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428797 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:09:51'  && image=='IMG_20240506_102647_558.jpg') {

'>>77428781
You're pretty fly but I cringe at making you out as my foil when you hardly do anything counting as such anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428798 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:10:10') {

'have you guys ever used reddit unironically?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428799 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:10:28') {

'watch it anonny';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428802 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:10:53') {

'>>77428798
yes i love /r/naturalpenis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428803 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:11:10'  && image=='IMG_20240506_102648_020.jpg') {

'>>77428798
Yes meow it's alright for stuff as long as you never post anything or otherwise attract undue attention'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428819 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:13:06') {

'>>77428798
Only indirectly via other websites that make the content easier to sift through, and essentially only for pointless ludes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428830 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:14:50') {

'I have 30 banned accounts on reddit from trolling relentlessly';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428833 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:15:36') {

'>>77428765
like an american parody of what anime characters stereotypically talk like
https://youtu.be/suZC80fdcf8'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428841 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:16:57') {

'>>77428736
does the hair have to be pink?
>>77428781
it's not difficult to use the magic wand tool and change some rgb settings'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428842 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:17:08') {

'>>77428798

for game subreddits and porn. no account and I never post.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428850 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:18:14') {

'>>77428842
>game subreddits and porn
>>>/vg/ >>>/gif/ >>>/y/ >>>/hm/'
;

}

if(stelmosfire && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428854 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:19:20') {

'>>77428768
i appreciate the car seat headrest reference lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428856 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:19:57') {

'all those boards suck ass doe?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428862 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:20:44'  && image=='IMG_20240505_125210_394.jpg') {

'>>77428854
Blaa CSH is faggot music for faggots'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428877 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:23:30'  && image=='29510409549309.jpg') {

'>>77428798
I only use it for a few circlejerk subs and games which either barely get a mention on /v/ or have shitty /vg/ threads. That and for the reaction images'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428878 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:23:35') {

'>>77428841
>does the hair have to be pnik?
yes the hair has to be pink ^+^ and the eyes purple! because puppynon (me) is this guy over here ^+^ >>77428643
>wand tool and change some rbg settings
^+^ i puperstand that, but it's way more fun drawing it myself!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428881 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:24:38') {

'a creative type huh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428884 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:25:49') {

'>i puperstand
SOUL.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428887 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:26:16'  && image=='1666064293836372.gif') {

'>make grindr account with crossdressing pics
>tons of people jump in and message me
>delete account and make a new one with my actual face and looks
>silence

alright I'll just jerk off then'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428888 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:26:27') {

'Had a job interview and when they asked what my biggest weakness is I told them swimming (I can't swim) and gave an anecdote about almost drowning in a lake.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428893 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:26:55') {

'>>77428887
don't be upset when fetishists on a sex app are attracted to a fetish'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428899 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:28:27') {

'>>77428888
this gives me anxiety because i have an interview tomorrow for a "beach boy" position but my swimming skills are very lacking'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428900 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:28:35') {

'>>77428887
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428902 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:28:52'  && image=='1714928887042131.png') {

'>>77428888
Those digits confirm just how based an answer that was. They were expecting something boring and coffee related then bam you hit em with a near death experience'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428903 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:29:06') {

'>>77428888
Checked
Hope you weren't applying to be a lifeguard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428913 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:30:45') {

'>>77428899
why the fuck would you apply then fucktard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428915 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:31:16') {

'>>77428913
because that's where the agency told me to apply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428922 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:31:54'  && image=='5082230.jpg') {

'fuck you smiling for bitch?!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428925 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:33:10'  && image=='download.jpg') {

'I'm genuinely fated in life to be an social outcast wherever I go it's kind of a superpower';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428927 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:33:21') {

'i wish i was a shota with a hunky dad bf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428932 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:33:48') {

'wild that some temp will push sinkers into being a Beach Boy but I can't go outside';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428937 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:34:45') {

'business idea: set up a clandestine methamphetamine laboratory at storymanor and break bad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428941 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:35:10'  && image=='349915682967.png') {

'>>77428925
Autism is a superpower now? Well shit I need to get me a costume'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77428972 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:40:10'  && image=='0200a3660bebe9a72884eb207d357d27.png') {

'>>77428932
i think "beach boy" is only for pretty people and my agent really made it seem that way to me. he also said i should be a hotel receptionist but i nothing came from that. i'm gonna shower in the morning and shave and wear some real form-fitting fancy clothes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429007 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:45:12'  && image=='kecher.jpg') {

'>>77428941
It's not all autism, it's more thinnly veiled anti social behaviors that get uncovered quickly.

I do still believe I'm a good man though I won't lie.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429022 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:47:39') {

'TREAT ME NICE.. I'M STILL A GOOD MAN'S SON...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429040 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:50:49') {

'>>77428972
Report back and let me know how it goes! I'm sure you'll be great.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429047 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:51:51'  && image=='1adea5b56dea9504570559653367a0b58b9795c4.png') {

'i put half-caf in my espresso pot so when it's done brewing i have a whole pot of espresso i can put in a cup and it only has as much caffeine as a normal espresso :D

i also pour it while it's still piping hot on some ice and as the ice melts and there's still some left over i now have an instant iced americano :D

i put some sugar in the cup first and then pour a lil bit of espresso and shake it real good and then i put the ice in and then the rest of the espresso :D'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429049 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:52:08') {

'What's with brown people and not being able to swim?
Would you date a boy who could not tread water?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429053 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:52:36') {

'that's that me espresso';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429055 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:52:50') {

'>>77429049
My dumbass family never thought me how to swim and I almost drowned once.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429057 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:52:52') {

'I almost drowned as a kid meow';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429058 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:53:03') {

'>>77429049
i CAN swim, just not very good. i'm better at swimming underwater.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429067 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:55:32') {

'>>77429049
purely socioeconomic factors (unironically)

>>77429047
that sounds good
I feel like an iced americano sometimes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429087 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:58:16') {

'>>77429067
yeah when you're poor you don't really have easy access to a pool or a beach'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429098 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)22:59:44') {

'>>77429049
Maybe its the lack of swamps where they are from, I imagine my fbf can survive for several days at a time in the water'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429102 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:00:35'  && image=='wenevercompromise.png') {

'I used to wish as a kid I was browner to fit in with the other kids.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429115 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:01:37') {

'i thought an americano would taste identical to a normal brew but no they taste noticeably different and i think i like americanos better anyways

also i recently learned that espresso has less caffeine than a normal brew
>>77429102
i used to wish i was taller to impress girls. silly us.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429125 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:02:39') {

'I prefer to just take 200mg caffeine and not suffer coffee breath all day long';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429131 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:03:38'  && image=='bpd.jpg') {

'>>77429115
Nowadays I just wanna be a creepy well dressed stalker with a gun roaming the streets of Los Angeles looking for cute blond boys until the day I get shot by the police.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429133 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:03:44') {

'>>77429125
200mg caf would give me coffee stomach which is much worse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429141 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:04:26') {

'>>77429125
i'd like it if my fbf tasted like coffee desu
>>77429131
i just want a friend but good for you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429165 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:08:20') {

'Some day we'll make it... eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Qzzggn--s'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429186 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:10:20') {

'Ah, Kiwi had a tranny gf. Things slowly are being pieced together.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429191 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:10:43') {

'i only watch music videos that have less than 500k views';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429200 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:12:16') {

'take edible then get food then nightwalk with music then jerk off then sleep, yep, i love my stupid faggot life';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429213 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:13:55') {

'how is this threads vibe? the general I usually go to is painfully slow and I need a new place to crash and comfy post?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429218 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:14:22') {

'i made friends with a homeless guy today. he's a war vet and so is his dog. she has a dozen or so confirmed kills according to him. i couldn't give him money so i made him a hot dog and a PB&J';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429223 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:15:02') {

'There must be some way to hide the thumbnails in catalog right? Without all the browser add on mumbo jumbo?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429226 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:15:24') {

'>>77429213
very comfy if you can tolerate the personalityfagging and the arguing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429233 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:16:27') {

'>>77429186
how can you still possibly have material to comb through there's no way this faggot was sending vocaroos for years on end'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429237 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:16:48') {

'>>77429218
if you can earn the trust of a homeless person that's a green flag I think lol
>>77429226
thanks non, never had a problem with that and I enjoy my share of gossip'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429244 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:17:26') {

'>>77429200
>take edible then get food then nightwalk with music then jerk off then sleep, yep, i love my stupid faggot life
Literally me for years except the weed. Weed should be state subsidised.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429265 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:19:24') {

'>>77429049
I guess I don't want to learn swimming in an open sewer of a "river".'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429269 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:19:44') {

'Frightening, isn't it? The cursed destiny of man.
Goodnight, Goodnight, Goodnight.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429270 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:19:56'  && image=='5082316.jpg') {

'>>77429233
he's browsing the /cut/ archives and i still highly doubt he ever posted there
>>77429237
"homeless" isn't the right word. he lives at a shelter but he's basically destitute. then again he might have been lying to me but i like helping people out when i can anyways.
>>77429223'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429274 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:20:29'  && image=='593716425259.jpg') {

'I suppose I ought get to bed soon albeit once more without a bf. Goodnight anons have a pleasant whatever time of day it is wherever thou art living';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429276 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:20:54') {

'>>77429141
at your local nightwalk cafe you spot a man drinking the most fragrant roast you have ever smelled. you ask the barista for a cup of what he's having, glancing at the stranger. the barista shakes his head and points to the star of david around the stranger's neck. "he brews it"

just a bit of coffee humor for you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429282 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:21:43') {

'>>77429270
Well yeah I did that but I still had to look at the thumbnail in the catalogue. What a shame.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429286 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:22:41') {

'>>77429270
still helping the homeless is a noble thing to do, I made friends with a homeless man near work, poor guy comes from Michigan and was excited to have someone to speak English with. Haven't seen him in a while, I hope he's okay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429288 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:22:47') {

'>>77429274
have a good night anon, love you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429291 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:23:06') {

'This guy makes me physically sick with his antics. I still can't conjure up hatred though. Fucking gross.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429294 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:23:52') {

'>>77429286
>was excited to have someone to speak English with
where do you live?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429296 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:24:25') {

'>>77429294
small border town in Mexico'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429300 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:24:58') {

'you ask the barista why his banana is so sensitive. he shakes his head and points to the stranger. "he bruised it"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429301 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:25:26') {

'the timer begins, off on a food hunt
>>77429244
its nice until you realize that you are all alone and have nobody, oh well that feeling will pass (and come back again)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429303 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:25:29') {

'>>77429296
are you blonde? i know someone who might be interested'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429307 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:25:49') {

'Why does this thread exist when there's /lgbt/? Not that I mind it, it just feels weird to have a gay thread on the incel board when there's a dedicated LGBT board.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429312 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:26:24') {

'you ask the barista if anyone famous has ever visited the cafe before. "tom cruise did"';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429317 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:26:53'  && image=='1712352113453811.jpg') {

'Take a look around you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429318 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:26:54') {

'>>77429307
because /lgbt/ is exclusively for trannies and sex-havers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429320 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:27:03') {

'>>77429286
Michigan isn't really a bad place to be homeless for 25% of the year at least

>>77429307
because that one is a blue board and entirely overtaken by the last letter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429323 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:27:46'  && image=='1704770059723469.gif') {

'>>77429312
mario walks into a bar. OOMF'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429342 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:29:34') {

'>>77429233
It's my research day. There's a ton of stuff, a lot of it was just redundant and not worth bringing up. The typical shit of him being from a small town, wah wah wah.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429344 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:29:50') {

'>>77429291
is there any way you can even prove it's him on anything based other than typing style'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429346 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:30:06') {

'>>77429301
>its nice until you realize that you are all alone and have nobody, oh well that feeling will pass (and come back again)
I obviously know what you are talking about lol. Almost a decade would definitely bring up all kind of feels and thoughts. It gets better though,assuming I have been in this business for longer than you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429347 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:30:15') {

'>>77429317
come and fly with me
look into the sky and see
my eyes are open'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429356 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:31:27') {

'>>77429344
I am not the anti-kiwi crusader. I am talking about the guy who makes thumbnails and posts underage cartoons in the thread.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429367 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:32:43') {

'>>77429356
I think that you being upset about that is incredibly inefficient use of anger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429369 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:32:47') {

'>>77429307
Too much socialization there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429372 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:33:17') {

'who here is blonde';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429376 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:33:50') {

'>>77429367
I am not angry. I feel nauseous and sick.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429379 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:34:03') {

'fun thing you all missed. the woman sang like loud.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429388 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:35:19') {

'Why is his name Story?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429389 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:35:37'  && image=='Capture.png') {

'this is literally me oh my lego';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429397 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:36:24') {

'blue eyes realize
another day of clear skies
honesty, no lies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429400 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:37:10') {

'Not opening any hidden thumbnail ever again in this thread.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429404 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:37:39') {

'>>77429303
brunette, but thanks for the offer lol
>>77429320
>Michigan isn't really a bad place to be homeless for 25% of the year at least
yeah he was nostalgic about Michigan and went on a tangent about how much he hated the weather in Pennsylvania
never been to either so I took his word for it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429405 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:37:43'  && image=='__basil_sunny_and_basil_omori_drawn_by_kobanzame_omo__sample-5e27087d8cc40593e4110213f6bbeb21.jpg') {

'Thinking about those we've lost along the way takes a toll after a while
We'll reunite some day, somewhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429406 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:38:26') {

'Blue Eyes hypnotise teri kardi ai mainu
I swear choti dress mein bomb lagdi mainu
Glossy Lips, uff, yeh tricks, baby lagdi ai killer
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah katal kare tera bomb figure
Blue Eyes hypnotise teri kardi ai mainu
I swear choti dress mein bomb lagdi mainu
(Bomb lagdi mainu, bomb lagdi mainu, mainu)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429408 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:38:41') {

'>>77429388
he used to just post stories about himself, i think some were made up? anyways people just caught on because it was very recognizable and the name stuck because all he would do is tell stories then he became more personable. i actually really like story. i guess people don't like him because up until his mother passed away (may she rest in peace) he was pretty clueless on how to exist as a human'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429412 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:39:08') {

'>>77429405
go and meditate on the design of a pinball bumper'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429419 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:40:21') {

'>>77429408
>i guess people don't like him because up until his mother passed away (may she rest in peace) he was pretty clueless on how to exist as a human
Real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429427 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:42:29') {

'Do people still hate griff?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429431 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:42:57') {

'>Lost 4kgs in less than a month on starvation boiled potato and rice diet.
Let's go! Too bad no Anorexia for your face though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429438 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:44:03') {

'>>77429427
I never hated Griffer in my life'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429448 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:45:29') {

'>>77429438
Do you think I'm funny? I appreciate it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429484 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:50:30'  && image=='1591450525665.jpg') {

'>>77429404
It has four distinct seasons but the winters can be a bit longer at each end with severe snowfall depending on the year, and the summers have strong storms but are generally dampened compared to surrounding regions (WI and MN are similar at least)
if on the coastal lakes (the big ones, since there are hundreds of tiny ones in the middle) there is a maritime moderating effect on temperature but said lakes can also permit greater snowfall because the weather picks up more water on the way over. On the other hand it doesn't have the same threats that ocean weather can, it's somewhat reversed seasonally.
The best physical health I have been in was living in northern lower Michigan. Very pleasant climate.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429491 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:51:50') {

'>>77429342
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10979668/#10983105
He seems to have been angry at a tripfag of all things, I wonder if this tranny he got to vocaroopost is one of his many exes that he made slice themselves up for his sick pleasure.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429501 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:53:10') {

'how is it like for a man to love you? Are they more understanding and will I feel more loved easily than a woman? I have mommy issues so I think it might be more nice to me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429512 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:54:51') {

'>>77429501
i think if you get with someone romantically its because you feel understood by the person, so its less about gender and more about the person. if you dont feel understood by them, then you aren't really in a relationship!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429516 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:55:33') {

'>>77429484
thank you for taking the time to explain the difference to me, it was very kind of you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429534 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:59:06') {

'>>77429512
ok true but i thought this one girl understood me but she did and I loved her but then she didn't know how to help me out. Idk i just feel like a man or if she was a man or if i was a woman we could have loved each other even that much more idk we stil would've broken up tho cuz i was toxic and she was mega toxic too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429535 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)23:59:08'  && image=='103978209.jpg') {

'Aw man honestly dude the kiwifuck is pretty solidified as a shitty guy. He led 3ds on, he likes seeing people bleed a bit too much, he likes attention, he fucks trannies that he might have led on and made bleed. just STOP drip feeding, either do something insane or shut up for a bit because he hasn't even posted in this thread from what I can tell';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429541 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:00:09') {

'>>77429512
So being "understood" is the ultimate criteria? Also in what sense? Does physiological understanding count? The rest of the body also affects the brain.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429543 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:00:16'  && image=='screenshot_20201118-192030_instagram.jpg') {

'>>77429448
Yea no one roots for you more than I
>>77429491
Most sane s4s poster'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429545 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:00:27') {

'do you guys wanna see my bulge?
origii'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429553 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:01:04'  && image=='1692119661172435.jpg') {

'https://voca.ro/12P4drDsU3E8';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429555 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:01:24') {

'Post that somewhere else please. Not here.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429565 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:02:42'  && image=='125732412.jpg') {

'>>77429553
ok never mind retard I hope this guy just finds you now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429566 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:02:57'  && image=='tomoBlackShirt.jpg') {

'>>77429541
I'm the anon who started the topic and I think it's on the top of my list. I really want and need a lot of emotional understanding and emotional validation. I need to feel heard and seen. I need to feel cared about and so how can I feel cared about if they don't know what i'm truly going through or feel or see me?

idk if that makes sense but have you ever felt truly seen? that's what i really want'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429571 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:03:26') {

'Ok I don't want to be racist but do all white people on 4chan have this same voice?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429575 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:03:48') {

'>>77429491
how can you even prove this is him or if he ever even posted on /cut/ to begin with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429583 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:04:34') {

'Anglo world';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429584 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:04:37') {

'>>77429571
voices aren't related to race silly. But americans yeah have that voice its common. I kinda found his voice sexy minus the piss part'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429595 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:05:35') {

'i do not sound like that guy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429603 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:06:34') {

'I've always hated my voice idk how you can record and listen to it so much even for a shitpost';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429612 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:07:52') {

'I actually quite like my voice it's gotten my exes really hot and bothered. I think I can sound kinda sexy minus the times where I mispronounce words';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429614 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:08:09') {

'>>77429575
He posts vocaroos. He's the only kiwi that posted on /s4s/ in August 2023, aside from that his pictures are always some sort of edgy painterly digital art anime boy, bleeding out anime boy, or a cat. Always capitalizes and punctuates and believe it or not always gets recognized as himself, the kiwi.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429619 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:08:53') {

'>>77429566
What do you think is the foundation of the need to be seen in true essence? Why does it matter if they love a fake self? Why do you love them? It's confusing.
>>77429584
Experience to contrary though >>77429595
Good because that was uncomfortable to hear,no offense.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429620 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:08:54') {

'like you went on some long schizo tirade tantrum arguing back and forth over some guy and kiwi still hasn't shown up yet and you still can't prove any of these archived posts on /cut/ are his';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429632 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:09:55') {

'>>77429614
i think i posted around that time too. i think by "gf" mattress was actually just joking about some girl or tranny he was online friends with'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429633 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:10:09') {

'>>77429620
*mine

oops'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429636 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:10:31') {

'>>77429619
>What do you think is the foundation of the need to be seen in true essence? Why does it matter if they love a fake self? Why do you love them? It's confusing.

are you seriously asking that question????

why would I want my lover to love only my fake self? that's cringe as fuck. I want them to love me and me to love them for who they truly feel they are and for who I truly feel I am.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429640 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:10:56') {

'>>77429614
>Always capitalizes and punctuate
that's like 95% of people on 4chan'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429646 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:11:48') {

'>>77429640
It's nearly zero percent of people in this thread and probably that one too considering the subject matter of each is being a sad sack'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429648 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:11:59'  && image=='__basil_sunny_and_basil_omori_drawn_by_hinshi_hp0__223f57d2aa8d344e1f5b493328c25b46.jpg') {

'If they think personalityfagging and avatarfagging are bad here woah mama look at that shit board
Everyone's got a nametag it seems'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429649 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:12:06') {

'Those potatoes tasted gross. How do you even determine the expiry date of a potato? I think they have benn aged like at least 2 months since harvest.
>>77429603
Same. I guess it's kinda annoying to other people too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429662 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:13:47') {

'>>77429636
If they are happier with a fake self then shouldn't you prioritise that? Who is love even about?
>>77429646
Kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429680 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:16:54') {

'>>77429662
bro you need some cognitive reframing its about THE BOTH OF YOU not about you or him. your partner wouldn't like that he is loving a fake version of you either. I hate that type of thinking because that sounds like what my bpd ex would say'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429681 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:16:59') {

'>tfw no hung bf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429686 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:17:29') {

'>>77424590
Has anyone of you guys molested as an adult? Does it even count as molestation when you could beat the person molesting you to death but you didnt?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429687 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:17:31') {

'hooks in the ceiling for that well-hung feeling';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429694 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:19:21') {

'>>77429620
I already explained how I came to the conclusion last thread, if you don't believe it that the same person who posts guro yaoi on occasion would be the one saying he's jealous of a chinese twink that posted the same photo he used 3 threads back on his twitter recently, that's entirely your problem.
>>77429632
In a later thread he says "twink you called my gf" in reference to those vocaroos, so definitely tranny by now, who interestingly mentions Auckland so it only reinforces his normalfag status.
>>77429640
Yes, but it becomes very obvious when he types the way he does attached to an image he would type and also being the only person to continue to type that way and respond to messages directed at him. This isn't that hard to do faggot, and there's a lot of defensiveness right off the bat tonight. Did he get his friends or something? Post vocaroos again!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429711 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:21:07') {

'>>77429680
Call me BPD but love is more about giving than taking. It's an transaction you must always try to imbalance in their favour. It's not love otherwise. There is no love without contraindications because eros is madness.
>partner wouldn't like that he is loving a fake version of you either
Is truth worth it? Also you should obviously do that for someone who would accept you or else you are just a simp desu.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429718 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:22:11') {

'Aside from that massager I also got a cottonball tailplug
Etsy is so expensive'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429724 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:23:17') {

'Sounds painful af ngl';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429734 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:24:50') {

'>>77429711
Ok love is a one way street for sure. BUT, romantic love and a relationship is NOT that at all. it's a two way street you're with each other because you make each other happy and you try to make each other happy. and of course truth is important! what kinda existentialist wacko shit is that. Truth is important.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429740 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:25:31') {

'cs daggers look like plugs too btw
gut a bitch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429751 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:27:11') {

'>>77429734
You can stick to whatever definition of romance you want as long as you are happy desu I am glad you have this sored out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429758 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:28:36') {

'NOW I DIDNT WANT TO THINK ABOUT MURDER IN THE MORNING REALLY.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429762 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:29:21') {

'>>77429751
well i hope you have it sorted out too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429763 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:29:40') {

'>>77429686
Cmon you faggots. This is an interesting thought experiment.Amswer my survey.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429768 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:30:27'  && image=='1701224210407732.jpg') {

'ok guys but for real who wants to see my bulge?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429769 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:30:40'  && image=='1692380015357135.jpg') {

'>>77429694
https://voca.ro/14r5vEYz8lyQ'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429772 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:30:43') {

'>>77429762
That isnt relevant really but thanks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429785 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:32:01') {

'Weird amount of sociopaths lately, above normal lvls';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429786 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:32:04') {

'>>77429694
>Did he get his friends or something? Post vocaroos again!
https://voca.ro/1a65iKejjgrC'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429788 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:32:16') {

'>>77429768
This is a girl right? I am trying to not get Bamboozled by Nelson Freeman effect.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429795 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:32:32'  && image=='1616220822134.png') {

'kiwinigger having tranny gfs makes him less defendable';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429796 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:32:40') {

'>>77429763
I feel sorry for how genuinely stupid you sound it's not really your fault because you just weren't taught well. I hope some light is shined on your ignorance one day jai guru deva ohm.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429804 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:33:39'  && image=='3952ae9c932e7f05fca7694568cf88c535837b1f.jpg') {

'>>77429795
none of this nor the cutting stuff has yet to be proven althougheverbeit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429805 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:33:40') {

'>>77429788
yes it is a girl it's my fav girl :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429806 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:33:40') {

'>>77429796
Don't bring Guru dev into this and educate me right here and now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429819 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:34:34'  && image=='1692487706841445.jpg') {

'>>77429804
https://voca.ro/1ajNl413eBqr'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429821 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:34:51') {

'>>77429805
That doesn't answer my question but I guess it's not a girl then. But I am sure it was a girl in the anime which I never watched.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429823 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:35:05') {

'tomoko and hoonie which path bi man';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429825 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:35:44') {

'>>77429821
it is a girl and its drawn as a girl!!! she has no pee pee'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429828 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:36:16') {

'Tomoko because I'd rather have sex with women than associate with M*nhwa trash.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429835 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:37:33') {

'Guys I really hate male normative shit and I also like cute boys but not masculine men. I never have had sex with a man but am sometimes attracted to men especially with the femboy crave or wtv. Do you guys accept me calling myself bi? I want to be accepted. Also seriously guys no one wants to see my bulge?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429836 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:37:37') {

'>>77429825
Whats with le stuffed little shark though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429845 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:38:33') {

'Sociopaths and whores all around me get out of my head';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429846 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:38:34') {

'>>77429836
that's blahaj. idk how it started but its a meme'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429853 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:39:29') {

'>>77429804
i dont care he's the reason this autist, or two autists, or three i dont even fucking know how deep this shit goes wont shut the fuck up about him i already disliked his vocaroos and the other vocarooniggers they all fucked off i dont understand why he didn't he has a bf he's being e-stalked, and yet he still comes back to defend himself wasn't he arguing yesterday with the same faggot thats posting more archive posts right now??????'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429857 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:40:08') {

'Who carss if you are bi. Most of the people here are ome kind of straggots(pedos). If you would feel good after posting it then ahead but remember that this post is made by an hairy, overweight Indian guy who hasn't washed himself in a week and the temp is like 40 degrees celcius. Don't do things you would regret.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429860 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:40:46') {

'>>77429857
are you cut or uncut? i would cum to you depending on the answer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429865 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:41:42') {

'>>77429846
Yes I know but ist it a transformer symbol? Also internet culture spreading like this is kinda creepy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429877 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:42:41') {

'>>77429860
most foul 3ds post thus far'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429880 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:43:21') {

'>>77429857
>>77429860
it's just a bulge not my actual thing. But I guess yall are right if a cute dude would see it, it would be cool but if only weird pedos then no'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429886 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:43:53') {

'>>77429860
I am not a Muslim and that just sounds gross either ways. Though cut...yeah...cut...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429893 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:45:06') {

'wait so is a cut dick more attractive? american culture is so prevalant wtf. Also yes mine is cut AND it even has a cute beauty mark near the middle you can see it looking down on it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429903 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:46:22') {

'>>77429877
Are you trying to disrespect me?>>77429880
>it's just a bulge not my actual thing.
Doesnt make it much better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429904 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:46:23') {

'>>77429886
>>77429893
no i like uncut way more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429909 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:47:10') {

'ugly weirdos really ought to fuck off my thread thx';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429915 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:47:24') {

'>>77429904
Good for you. I guess it's time the dick talk ends.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429917 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:47:46') {

'3ds is a massive coomer willing to throw it down for a fat indian and im supposed to be rooting for the kiwi who sought him out?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429921 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:48:27') {

'Your welcome. I didn't ask to be born this based though.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429922 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:48:28') {

'I thought he fell off hard when he got pozzed at da club but this is just unreal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429925 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:48:37') {

'i'm not ugly and also its weird how you guys have a whole lore. Pretty cool ig.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429932 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:49:36') {

'I would willing to actually watch the Indian touch himself and I would probably enjoy it, yes I have a fetish for it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429934 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:49:48') {

'I still don't know who the fuck 3ds but what do you think is the circumference of his ring finger?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429937 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:49:59') {

'good moroning sirs';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429944 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:50:59') {

'>watch the Indian touch himself
What a rude way to talk about someone really. Also aren't you brown too? Peruvians look like Nepalis.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429965 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:53:33') {

'shitskins are foul in every way imaginable it seems';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77429971 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:54:09') {

'Too weird to handle ngl. I should be getting to work anyways. Gross tasting food doesn't get you up your ass. Also I am not fat,just a little out of shape because carb heavy diet. I am freakishly ugly though heh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430000 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:58:08'  && image=='1691996763814766.jpg') {

'>>77429971
https://voca.ro/1bUU0DaI1AZR'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430012 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)00:59:44') {

'>>77429944
hey another peruvian here rare find.

Peruvians are beautiful and don't have to look like white people to look hot. We mog every other people with cheekbones. Kawsachun Peru'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430027 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:03:20') {

'>>77429819
ok
>>77429877
not me but ok'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430044 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:05:29') {

'ugh stop posting or make another 20 posts so I can sleep useless freeloaders cannot make another on their own';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430047 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:05:56') {

'why the fuck are people saying i'd fuck an indian wtf??? i do skincare for 1 second and you fags are already making shit up about me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430069 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:08:32') {

'>>77429860
I imagine this post had something to do with it
Funny, everyone has their one requirement'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430081 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:10:08'  && image=='Red Dead Redemption 2 Screenshot 2024.05.09 - 01.02.21.45.png') {

'i dont feel very safe right now these guys look like they mean business ( i am in the blue in case you were wondering, viewer )';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430094 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:11:35') {

'Griff how long did it take you to get the gambler challenges done if you had the autism to do them all?
I'm a pro gambling addict so I managed in less than 3 hrs including the blackjack ones'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430100 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:12:01') {

'>tfw no blue red dead online bf scared of bounty hunters';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430107 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:12:46') {

'>>77430047
if they make up shit about you i wonder who else they make shit up about'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430130 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:16:42') {

'oh yeah hmm wonder who you mean hmm kiwi maybe yeah totally hey guys lets forget about everything we've seen because it being linked back to archives isn't reliable';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430162 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:20:55'  && image=='Red Dead Redemption 2 Screenshot 2024.05.09 - 12.45.11.25.png') {

'there was a fucking ANIMAL on the TABLE earlier';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430170 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:22:25') {

'i lost my 100% natural lip balm. i blame you lot for this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430175 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:23:00') {

'>>77430170
It Was Literally The Kiwi's Fault'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430180 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:23:48') {

'lip balming my puckered asshole and giving it back to 3ds';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430200 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:26:09') {

'lip my balms LMAO';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430235 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:31:50') {

'remember the capsposter? I do';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430240 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:32:12') {

'oh ok no one gives a fuck about my red dead adventures lol figures why do i even try to be myself here';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430263 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:34:10') {

'you must not be griffer cuz i asked for him';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430264 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:34:12') {

'>>77430162
me being puppy wolfy while we play uno and eat a pizza'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430268 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:34:43') {

'I liked the pictures I just didn't say anything';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430287 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:38:14') {

'>>77430263
yeah he's NOT the only one that plays you stupid bitch
>>77430264
relax.
>>77430268
ok well maybe you should thats why the thread gets overrun with schizos that worry about le nothingburgers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430290 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:38:29'  && image=='1714746005513586.jpg') {

'>>77430279
Please form an orderly queue
Early but I dadc, going to bed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430294 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:39:15') {

'you could have let someone else do it now we look desperate';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==77430296 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)01:39:53') {

'bottomoids let it die last time I napped';

}

}
}