'what a slut';

'>>4606945
How many words per minute does it type?';

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'>>4606945
why do they have so thick eyelashes?';

'>>4607214
Dust';

'pretty bird';

'>>4606999
Upside down Satan';

'>>4606951
About 70. It's more clear than the stenographer bird, but much slower.';

'cloacalingus';

'>>4606945
Her talons
My penis';

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'>>4608545
>her';

'would you sit on those eggs to ensure they hatch?';

'>>4609323
we would take turns';

'Post yfw you realise male secretary birds exist';

'>>4609683
Cloaca is cloaca.';

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'>>4609683
They're probably superb faggots';

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'>>4606945
germany bird lol';

'>>4609321
Twice irrelevant due to low sexual dimorphism and the irrelevance of genitalia that are not mine.';

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>>4607606
Really? I thought they would be pretty slow considering they Hunt and Peck';

'>>4606952
>when she see human men';

'She MUST be STOPPED';

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'>>4614789
>flamingo pic
>sec in the kitchen
homewrecker';

'>>4611968
CARLOS!';

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'you have two threads you whore bird';

'>>4614803
That's just a bald eagle';

'>>4614791
No she's just the husband's secretary';

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'>>4608545
>ywn force your secretary birb to stomp on your snake for a promotion';

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'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJtXmh8AQA8
i wish that dog was me';

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'Why are her eyelashes so long?';

'>>4606952
Full-on seduction!';

'>>4634436
to stop sand from getting into her eyes when shes smashing up snakes';

'>>4606999
I kek every time I see this';

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'>>4606945
the fact they kill by stomping on prey is so fitting';

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'>>4608545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp8NQjWXjs';

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>>4652029
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>>4641229
>>4637768
>>4639494
That's the ugliest bird that I have ever seen in my entire life. Looks like an old crossdresser.';

'>>4650141
>leatherbag again prevents from making nest';

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'>>4606945
Im guessing that's a male because of the bright colors, but im not an ornithologist so I can't be sure';

'>>4654366
even if, cloaca is cloaca';

'>>4654382
Sorry bro, don't wanna have poopsex with birds or humans';

'>>4654391
your loss';

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'>>4654391
They still have two seperate holes, the cloaca just acts as a dust cover for both';

'>>4654366
secretarybirds are not sexually dimorphic
they look the same male or female
the females are very slightly bigger, thats it';

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'what is the purpose of crest feather thingies';

'>>4659660
to attract white human men';

'>>4659684
This is what does it for me.
>>4606952';

'>>4606945
KISS 'EM RIGHT ON THE CRISSUM';

'Is this the new turtle thread?';

'>>4662301
I miss him';

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'>>4667411
\\OvO//';

'>>4614811
secpod';

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'>>4674116
Carnivore lives have spiritual value. Herbivore lives have monetary value. Carnivores have souls. Herbivores do not.

Humans are carnivores.
Pigs are also carnivores and should not be eaten.
Nuff said.

>inb4 prove it
Prove any moral. You can't, not without God. I spoke to God on an LSD trip and here you have it. Carnivores have souls. Herbivores are basically chatGPT. Without God even empathy for your fellow man is just personal preference.

I'm pretty certain I got the right God because this is pretty close to leviticus.

Without God the only thing that has any relevance is firepower, unless you're suicidal, and without God you can be :^)';

'>>4674126
I think it is all about neuron count and floating point performance.';

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'>>4611968
BASED';

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'>>4688317
>yass pwease';

'>>4688317
>I you get your dicks kicked off bye one and then go an hero.
Its circumcision.';

'>>4606945
I have seen it. This is it. Peak degeneracy. Peak disgust. You people are fucking worst than /trash/. To actually want to fuck this bird is BEYOND filth. At least give it some form of humanoid proportions. Jesus christ.';

'>>4688452
shut up furfag';

'>>4688452
Personally I blame zoomers and their apparently pathological need to only see beauty as a function of sex as opposed to pure platonic aesthetic appreciation';

'>>4688452
>At least give it some form of humanoid proportions.
That's more degen. This is just a mere form of mental gymnastics to somehow make yourself different yet normal, instead of just accepting the reality. Like a trasngender, you know. They can't accept the fact they want to be gay, and then they just suicide...
Slippery slope';

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'>>4688452
There's no good reason to be this upset. Cases for degeneracy require societal harm. In a world where breeding has become not nearly as valuable, everyone who thinks seccys are attractive could have one as a wife, completely disregarding human women, and humanity would do fine. Actually we might be better off if every zoophile autist who wants to fuck animals could freely do so instead of being pushed towards spreading their genes.';

'>>4694990
Sounds like a weird challenge. Push degen...';

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'>>4698318
no you didnt, you generated something not for us';

'>>4698325
For you, though. :(';

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'It's over';

'>>4607606
>70 wpm
>still faster than the average normie
Shit, why do companies even bother hiring humans these days?';

'>>4701750
I've a suggestion. Deprive ni~ Africa of their bird and import it somewhere idk, doesn't matter, further away from ni~ better.';

'>>4702510
Realistically, where would be a good place for them?';

'>>4702682
my bed';

'>>4702682
Australia. Snakes and fruit for them to look at.';

'>>4702682
Literally anywhere else. I think they would be a perfect solution against stray cats too';

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'would you sleep in bed with sec?';

'>>4712488
yes';

'>>4712488
yes';

'>>4712488
Yes, but with safety measures in place, so that I don't accidentally roll over them in my sleep.
Probably on my back, with them resting on top of me, which should prevent sudden rollovers.
With the tail over my face to keep it warm.';

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'>>4715187
>With the tail over my face to keep it warm.
free sunscreen in the morning';

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'>>4716489
On face';

'>>4609683
>Egyptians thought All birds where female';

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'Their legs look so breakable. I wish I could just those legs in a million places.';

'>>4725920
Your skull looks so breakable, I'd whack you with cast iron pan until your skull is in million pieces.';

'>>4724374
Imagine the smell';

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'>>4724374
Very little, actually.
Most Bird excretions need to accumulate, be kept moistened and decay to produce appreciable odor.
Or dried and become airborne dust.';

'>>4726884
Very little, actually.
Most Bird excretions need to accumulate, be kept moistened and decay to produce appreciable odor.
Or dried and become airborne dust.';

'>>4730020
Are you sure about this?';

'>>4730833
In most cases, yes, though the output of the Pelecanids will turn quickly.
I have been around Secretary Birds and their excretions, and their was little to no odor.';

'>>4732692
all birds are sexy tho';

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'>>4731381
what about hawks and eagles in general?';

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'>>4737485
Same with them.
It's not the Birds, it's their surroundings. Uneaten food or remains will be a much bigger issue with Raptors than their excretions.
Keep material from accumulating, stagnating or dusting, and you should have little odor, and what odor you do have will likely be rather inoffensive.';

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'cant stop thinking about this bird...';

'>>4688452
Why yes i suppose i would a Washimi-san';

'>>4688452
Lol';

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'>>4744992
kiss';

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'>this thread';

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'>>4703146
Kill yourself';

'>>4755745
Hmmm nah, how about you kill yourself?';

'>>4755745
Based';

'>>4756813
Toxoplasmosis';

'>>4652501
I can't unsee it.';

'>>4652501
dont compare filthy human hole with a glorious bird.';

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'>>4606945
Do you think she has a boss? Could he be an ugly bastard?';

'>>4742571
I love that surprised face. That bird would look funnier with glasses. Too bad I can't use tegaki because the filesize exceeds the limit.';

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'>>4762637
That's her boss';

'>>4766197
He’s a big guy…';

'>>4654391
>Says no poop sex
>Vaginas are besides the pooper and frequently get infections due that reason.

There is no big difference, human vaginas are ugly as hell anyway.';

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'>>4606945
>SB's are 2 smol for human dongs
;'^(';

'>>4674126
>I spoke to God on an LSD trip
Most LSD is now made in Israel - after the DEA arrested the one single guy who was responsible for 90% of its global production in 2000 (while living inside of a decomissioned nuclear missile silo at that), stop consuming Jew-made narcotics you pseudointellectual fucktard!';

'>>4662301
>>4662321
[spoiler]Should I know?[/spoiler]';

'>>4774604
Small dick for the win !';

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'>>4780162
seclets are cute';

'>>4654391
People who say this don't understand the horror of the human vagina, which is uniquely cursed among mammalian vaginas. Most women have a constantly simmering vaginal infection (due to a variety of complex reasons having to do with how humans evolved), which is the source of the very common fishy and cheesy odors. Even "clean" women will have a hint of such smells because cleaning just reduces the number of microbes. You can get a mouth/throat/uterine infection pretty easily from a woman who doesn't wash their cooch out regularly. The relationship women have with their vaginal flora is parasitic, in contrast with the relationship we have with our intestinal flora (mutualistic). Vaginal yeast will readily try to colonize in your urethra while microbes in other bodily fluids generally won't. To be entirely clear, almost all women carry a lifelong STI which they develop by nature of their biology.
The bacteria present in healthy birds isn't dangerous or populous enough to cause you any problems even though birds never explicitly clean their cloaca. They're just naturally less infectious. Sick birds are another story obviously.';

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