'You have done good work. You should rest now. Retire from platypus posting, it must be quite annoying to have to do this literally every day.

You have done good service, you deserve to chill';

'>>4684339
>it must be quite annoying to have to do this literally every day.

I still after all the years look forward to it every day. Even if my days bad I get to platypost.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Luv these niggas like you wouldn't believe';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4686226
a lovely plat';

'>>4686238
I know right?

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4688229

Graceful mermaid to potato in ten seconds flat';

'>>4688970
They sure are, but for some reason 4chan isn't letting me post. I hope I don't get the capcha expired bug this time.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'I want to sniff their bums';

'>>4689086

Same energy

>donde esta el titan speakerman?';

'>>4689102
No

I need to stop going to bed early. It's screwing up my platyposting.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4690172
I wonder what his bum smells like';

'>>4690267
Platypuses have a small musk gland. You don't want that.';

'I love platyposter. Keep trucking you delightful autist.';

'>>4690300
As long as I can, as daily as I can. The interwebs aren't as good without platypuses in it.

This is your dail reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4691546
You can tell that is a juvenile by the bill and fur

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Have you ever touched a platypus platyposter?';

'>>4692640
Sadly I have only seen them up close. I have never actually gotten to snuggle a puggle yet. It is faith alone in their delightfulness that keeps me going. Also that I will take a trip to Healesville before I die.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'i just wanted to let you know you're so right';

'>>4693610
Thanks anon, I appreciate that. Whatever everyone celebrates I hope they are doing well.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'gad zukes my christmas post, didn't post

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU';

'>>4694484
They even sound delightful.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'I really need to not go to bed early. I keep missing my platyposting scedual. I'll try and do better.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'I kinda missed yesterdays by an hour so today gets two.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4696673
>Healesville sanctuary
Went there a few times as a kid, love a platypus or two.';

'I really need to fix my sleep schedule. Also I usually go by the page the thread is on and the board has been a little slow. It's throwing me off. I don't mind the absence of spam. I need to adjust. Maybe that should be my resolution. I'll try and be better about it.

Also happy new year to everyone

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4697948
Happy New Year platyanon!';

'>>4698135
Ty U2';

'Happy 2024 everybody.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4699323
>>4699310
Please advise me';

'https://youtu.be/OQryoS-t45g?si=gmkYHFaucm6kEliX

Youngling';

'>>4699310
No snu snu the duck puppy. I'm pretty sure we have talked about this before.';

'>>4699479
Literally the cutest thing ever.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to uh... to uhhh... what was I saying...';

'>>4700958
I'm taking new sleep meds and its kinda weird. I'm verry sorry and you are correct. I could have sworn yesterday was wednesday. I will try to do better.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wTeHq2ngqDY

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/dec/24/monotreme-dreams-the-plan-to-reintroduce-platypuses-into-adelaides-once-noxious-river

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4684339
I really like coming to this board after forgetting to in a while, and still seeing the platypus post. I can never have a real platypus, but I brought a toy platypus.';

'>>4705541
That's what I like to hear. Glad you like these threads and platypuses. I have one of these and one from the San Diago safari park gift shop.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4705924
They look so cute swimming around, I like ducks and I like beavers and this his like half duck half beaver ish? Not sure if I ever want to touch a real one though, since they have poison feet.';

'>>4697948
Anon you need your sleep! If this post got bumped off just make a new one.
>>4705924
Due to space constraint, the toy platypus I brought is actually a really tine figurine that fits on my palm, it look realistic tough, no fur but I like the texture, pleases my inner autist to put it on my palm and stroke it with my finger. Having trouble finding it right now! I got it from an indie book store, it also sells a lot of other animal figurines like giraffe and killer whale.';

'>>4706583
You don't happen to be a tea drinker by chance? I don't drink nearly as much loose leaf as I should, but when I did I used these and they're pretty great. Silicone platypus tea infusers on amazon like $10. Not sponsored it's just cute platymerch.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4706641
I do drink tea, but I don't know if I can trust Amazon stuff to really be Silicone and not BPA plastic! I usually drink tea bag tea for easy clean-up, but my latest box of Tetley Orange Peokee taste absolutely awful because of the bag, I might go loose leaf again, or take it out and put it in a silk sock -- that's how Hong Kong milk tea is make, blending a bunch of fine grounded tea leaves.';

'>>4706708
The one I got was silicone. Honestly it's probably not the best infuser, but its a platypus so it makes me happy.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4707180
I think I rather have a mug then, I was checking to see if Toronto Zoo have any platypus mugs or platypus, and I found Taronga Zoo instead, they are making a Platypus sanctuary!
https://taronga.org.au/news/2023-07-28/Platypus-Rescue-HQ-Becoming-Reality';

'>>4707254
I went through the merch shops of the zoos that have platys and sadly none of them have platypus mugs. When I was at Sand Dieago safari park I looked and couldn't find one in person either. Amazon does have a bunch to choose from though. If you want to do something that contributes to platypus conservation with it. You don't have, but if you were looking for merch from zoos I assumed.
https://www.acf.org.au/platypus

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'happy new year platyanon, I always keep an eye out for your threads whenever I feel the urge to swing by';

'>>4708054
And a happy new year to you anon. Stop by any time. Thep platypus thread will be here.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4708763
They seem really cool, but I always worry for them when they lay those huge eggs. That has to hurt a lot. Lucky for mama platypuse their eggs are only sligtly larger than jelly beans.

This is your dailt reminder to want a platypus.';

'i got nothing interesting to say, just bumping the best /an/ thread';

'>>4707955
I wonder what plats taste like. It can't be good.';

'Just spent the past two hours reading about plats, thanks platy poster. They are indeed an amazing animal.';

'>>4709447
Even aboriginals did't eat them, so...

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4709527
They're pretty neat. I have yet to find a fact about them that wasn't interesting

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4709305
TY.

This is your daily reminder to want a platyus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Shoot I thought this went through earlier. Now I'm late

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'Bit of good platypus news
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2024/01/platypuses-thrive-in-new-habitat-within-sydneys-royal-national-park/

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4714891
truly is God's mistake this fella';

'>>4684291
I used to be fond of them. Then I found out they have a venomous barb behind their leg. Don’t know if I can trust them anymore';

'>>4715479
That's only the male platypuses

This is your dailt reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4715470
I dissagree with that

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'PBS Nature had a good Platypus episode this season, with a guy in Hobarth(? )following urban platys';

'>>4684291
Holy shit it's real';

'>>4717179
It really was quite good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJExcnxaVnU&ab_channel=AZPM

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'Ths is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daly reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4684339
Surely everybody on /an/ wants a platypus by now. Who still doesn't want a platypus?';

'>>4719811
You might be surprised that some people stubbornly claim to not want a platypus or do not come to /an/ at all and do not know that they are supposed to want a platypus. Also much like effective propaganda platypus wanting must be constantly reinforced with daily reminding or else it could stop working.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4721512
Unfortunately Owls and platypuses don't really get along. Also bears don't Australia soo...


This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4722142
Bear in name only. Functionally a smooth brain chlamydia infested drop monster that gives bears a bad name. Snuggle duck puppies are better in most respects. Not trying to start a flame war, but how are they not worse than real bears in every way? F it t full send

This is your daily reminder to want a platyus';

'>>4723083';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Passing by for Platypus references, god speed Platypusanon';

'>>4725373
Thank you have another.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'daily remind you that platypus is poisonous';

'>>4725797
>Venomous actually and only the males. They use it as a defensive measure and only reactionarily

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Why a Platypus instead of a Spiny Echidna?';

'I don't want a platypus, but I wouldn't turn one down. I would keep it in a pond with Xiphophorus.';

'>>4726451
In a pond

That's the responsible way to do it As long as you can keep the foxes and owls and and wild dogs and stuff away (their habitat is crazy vulnerable) maybe "want a platypus" by helping protect that even just a little?

Nobody has to and I wouldn't know if you did or did't, but do you realy want to live in a world without them?

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4726448
>Are there not spiny echidnas?

I kid. Pricklesnorts are awsome, but my spirit animal is a platypus.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'Happy Valentines Day Platyanon.';

'>>4728366
TY anon. That is a deeply wholesome platypic.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>1203 gosh darn it nightshift

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4729220
I am also on the night shift. I feel your pain';

'>>4729225
Love the lack of supervision, but 20 years of swings and mids takes a toll on the sleep schedule. Also for some reason my PC keeps registering an hour forward. I've been meaning to look into it.

This your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4729765
>Love the lack of supervision
Me too, me too…
>but 20 years of swings and mids takes a toll on the sleep schedule.
I can imagine, that was only my third time doing it but I still only got about 5 hours to sleep before it’s back to work (I just got off). Plus I woke up my with head pounding. Can’t imagine doing it consistently

Nice platy :)';

'Gosh darn it not again.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'not today sleep schedule

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4731160
I really need to get my act together

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Uhm can you share some cool factos about puggles, platypus poster?';

'>>4734291
Their fur is basically active camouflage. It reflects and defracts light on a way broader spectrum than we can see.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4734603
They can see on whole broader spectrum than us.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'Ok. Enough of this. I want a platypus. I want several platypi. I want to build a natural swimming pool inside a greenhouse just so I can swim with my growing swarm of adorable amphibious duck puppy beavers. I want to incubate platypus eggs so that I may raise them and give them to friends and family so they too may enjoy having a platypus. I want to set up a whole aquaculture system to raise the needed aquatic invertebrates to feed my platypus. Yet I can’t because apparently they’re illegal to keep and to export from Australia and also are really hard to take care of. So. Because the answer ‘stop wanting a platypus’ is not acceptable, I wish to ask two things. One? How do we domesticate the platypus to allow it to better thrive in the care and company of humans, and two, how do we convince the Australian government that this is a good idea and should be supported with an allowance for export? This is your daily reminder to work towards having a platypus.';

'>>4741438
I like it, but thr point was to make people want a platypus so much that they would care about their habitat loss and maybe try and get their local zoo to try and get one like san diago did. Once the "professional" platyhaving happened. Then it could open the way for private platyhaving. My plan was always to move to their natural habitat and build a sanctuary of some kind.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4744357
You're doing god's work anon';

'>>4744449
Depends on how much you belive south park, but thank you.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'I for one think platypus are disgusting and vile creatures in comparison to their far superior cousins.';

'>>4747356
Prickle snorts are cool, but out of the monotremes they are much less hygienic than platypuses. Not as bad as hedgehogs, but close. Also they do not play tug of war, or like being tickled like platy do.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-oldest-known-platypus-in-the-world-is-24-years-old-a-remarkable-feat-for-a-mammal-that-typically-has-a-life-expectancy-of-up-to-12-years-in-the-wild/ar-BB1jnXRO

Rooting for this tough little guy.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'Not today daylight savings. I'm going to post on time.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0xj2kHig9c&ab_channel=OurWorld

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4752154
that plat looks really snug!';

'>>4752325
Sure does.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4752823
Platy cuddles!';

'>>4752824
They love cuddles
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'I feel dumb that I missed the chance to post this on St patty's day.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>haven't had a daily reminder in a few days now
BRO ARE YOU ALIVE?!';

'>>4755912
I keep struggling between day and night shift, but I'm still here.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'What a funny looking critter.
It's like a sausage.';

'>>4757226
But they're so fluffy

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4757226
I reject your assertion that they look like fluffy sausage. However I can empathize with the assessment.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your almost daily reminder to want a platypus.

I really need to work on my schedule';

'>>4756180
I hope you are getting enough sleep, eats, and exercise an-non!

Someone should make a jacuzzi bath toy like a duckie, but shaped like a platypus, semi-buyoant, soft but has enough substance to act like a head or armrest.';

'I should probably work on the exercise more, the "eats" is fine. Sleep has been a lifelong issue. But I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

As for jacuzzi plushies. I think it's been tried and they don't do them outside of novalty items because they always end up like the sponge in the sink that needed to be changed out a month ago. Cute idea though.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'you’re allowed to have platypii?';

'>>4760968
Platypii, platypuses and, in some instances platypodès are all used. The thing is that an individual platypus requires an incredible investment in resources and skill to house responsibly. While they shouldn't be forced to live alone. More than one platypus is a lot of platypus for one person in any kind of enclosure

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4699369
kill yourself';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4760967
What about a silicon platypus? Buoyant, squishy, completely water proof, and can be cleaned with a quick rinse and dab of soap. I have a manatee tea strainer, surely a large silicon platypus is possible.';

'>>4763461
Yes that could work, but it would be heavy and quite expensive. I technically have a silicone platypus, but it's very small and for making tea.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'I want a platypus, but I have 5 kots
what do, platypus posting anon?';

'>>4767050
5 cat's and a platypus is a lot. Maybe a stuffed platypus for them to play with instead?


This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4768148
I don't Think that they're gonna like a stuffed platypus, but thanks for the advice
[spoiler]This is my message about me wanting a platypus[/spoiler]';

'>>4768203
You could get >>4764530 and fill it with catnip maybe.


This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4769361
Cute, but um, I heard there was poisonous spikes on their feet?';

'>>4769848
Only the males.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'Oh bugger here I go again.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'>>4774040
my posts are dissapearing again. I know I posted yesterday.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'4chan is just messing with me now.

That's 2 days this week That I know I posted and they're just gone. WTF?

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'>>4776715
It's ok platyanon. We know you reminded us in our hearts. And for the record you made me want a platypus years ago, so you've got one more W to chalk up.';

'>>4776802
Still feel bad about it, but thanks

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'Just gonna leave this here because o don't recall seeing you post it before.';

'>>4781468
I have posted it, but i actually don't know who made it. And I've been doing this for over 10 years... soo yeah understandable. One of my favorites though.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus

https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/researchers-over-the-moon-as-miracle-platypus-puggle-is-born-in-sydneys-royal-national-park/ar-BB1kg8hK';

'This is your daily reminder to want a platypus';