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'>>4719147
Imagine actually liking gulls.
Gulls are the actual flying rats, not pigeons. And even then they're more like raccoons with how big they are. These fuckers spread trash all over the place.';

'>>4719158
and? jannies will clean it up, over and over again';

'>>4719147
Gulls 24/7/365 here.
>>4719158
How about... Actually having a working trash service?';

'>>4719225
Remember what did Mao do? Dont dick with birds';

'>>4719317
Mao was a retarded communist chink (many such cases), this will be a controlled culling with a basic understanding of how ecosystems work behind it';

'>>4719356
it would backfire in an unpredictable way.
Futhermore, gulls did nothing wrong.';

'>>4719395
enjoy white shower';

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'>>4719147
>be me
>stuck in car tired of following my mom around
>see lone seagull circling the parking lot
>find left over fry
>throw it out the window
>the sun is setting and the pavement is flat
>the fry casts a shadow
>the seagull uses shadows as a primitive radar!
>i learned something that day, a small detale so eazly over looked
>that was a good day

sorry for not makeing greentexts short
had a long work day...';

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'>>4719147
I never realised how evil seagulls actually look until i stopped to think about it';

'>>4719147
>be me 10 years old
>on vacation to some beach town I forgot exactly where
>hotel room is on the ground floor
>seagull flies over and pecks at the sliding glass door looking in
>mom: “I’m going to feed him a cracker.”
>she opens the package of crackers and takes a single one over to feed it
>the second she opens the door the seagull flies past her, grabs the entire container of crackers from her open suitcase and flies away';

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'>>4719147
Love these crazy bastards';

'>>4719395
nah, i think all that would be needed is take out say 25-50% of them each year. i think they fuck fast enough to stay stable. the point is that there's just too fucking many of them';

'>>4723266
>we need to help gulls breed 25-50% faster
absolutely agreed';

'>>4719158
yeah, trash is the gulls fault...';

'>>4723300
look at what they did to poor India';

'>>4723297
>birdbrain with no reading comprehension';

'>>4723302
nothing like a good parasite bath to start the day';

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'>>4723266
this
also it needs to be done to those birds that kill the vegetation in entire islands with their shit';

'>>4723430
shit is good for vegetation last time i checked. tasted good too';

'>>4719147
Gulls are cunty little things.
Can't say I enjoy their presence.';

'>>4720640
Bravo, Picasso.';

'>>4723377
Is this the reason why they make tunnels?';

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'>>4719147
Wut. Gulls migrate? They live the year round here.';

'What does seagull butt smell like?';

'>>4726881
sea';

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'>>4736124
giant gull';

'>>4719147
I want one to chock on my D.';

'>>4719317
Gulls don't eat farm field pests.';

'>>4736918
Not with this attitude!';

'Gull versus Bald Eagle.';

'>>4737047
*Applies fish oil to the object*';

'>>4723376
Based guy letting him out, and of course dumb woman has to try to intervene.';

'They are cute and look very smart.
I want to kiss a gull on the beak!';

'>>4737355
what about clooc?';

'>>4719147
I was taught to hate gulls but when I really think about it I can't think of a good reason why.
They're cheeky to be sure, but so are tits and magpies and I like those. What is so bad about a gull, really?
I am throwing away my hate of the gull until someone can argue why I shouldn't.';

'>>4737484
I'm already taken.';

'>>4737488
>I was taught to hate gulls but when I really think about it I can't think of a good reason why.
because people are retarded.
>foking cunt stole me chips and shat on me => gull is the problem';

'>>4737484
Yes!';

'>>4719147
It should be legal to hunt them.';

'I love everyone who appreciates the beauty of seagulls.';

'>>4739668
… it’s not?';

'>>4739769
obviously one of the most important animals in existence is protected';

'>>4739774
whoopsie :P';

'>>4726694
Same here. There are some I thought were summer-only, but then I found out they just have different colors for summer vs winter.';

'>>4737488
this except and also with pigeons/rock doves';

'>>4737484
maybe';

'>>4737488
>They're cheeky to be sure, but so are tits and magpies and I like those. What is so bad about a gull, really?
They nest on people's roofs and won't shut the fuck up at 3am, they steal people's food and they attack people and children. Many also live miles inland now and shouldn't even be bothered being called a sea gull. Also massive shits';

'fact: if you lost your food to a gull, it was never yours to begin with
you got outsmarted by a bird, gather what dignity you have left and take the loss';

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'>>4740316
>won't shut the fuck up at 3am
gull noises good
> they steal people's food
sounds like a skill issue
>and they attack people and children.
Good.
> Also massive shits
Perfect';

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'I get great enjoyment watching gulls harass people';

'>>4743164
this';

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'>>4726634
Comfy pic. God I miss the sea.';

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'>screams at all hours of sunlight in summer, from 3am to 11pm here';

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'>>4719147
So why is it that herring gulls would fly over 400miles inland in North Carolina, and about 20miles away from a lake, to eat fries and bread in a Foodlion parking lot?';

'>>4754551
Parking lot makes convenient thermals to ride for easy flying. Abundant greasy human food is often bite-sized and rich in calories that they can usually digest somewhat ok enough. Not much cover for predators to hide either. It’s a cushy niche they’re capable of filling and the shittons of blacktop people put everywhere and food left near it create an easy to fly corridor straight to it. It’s not 400 miles walking through a maze of obstacles and starving, it’s just gliding along wherever the nice air currents coming off all the roads and cities between beach and parking lot take em or following whatever truck has the tastiest morsels loaded on it.';

'>>4754579
Well, I'm glad when they do make it through. It's not as common anymore, but when I was a kid, they were all over the place.
Always wanted to nab one, but never got to.';

'>>4723379
based';

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'>>4719147
What are they laughing about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah_ilmuLjos
Jokes aside, that's my favorite sound in the world. I love it so much.';

'>>4758378
>What are they laughing about?
they saw your pp';

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'>>4739769
Here in Norway there's one threatened seagull species so they protected all of them. If gulls lay their eggs on your car you can't move it for the summer.';

'>>4733482
I hate them but I also admire their will to power.';

'>>4719147
I live in Colorado and we have gulls here even in winter. Those fuckers.';

'>>4719147
Dem scrums 'a fookin 'ankes i tell yu';

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'>>4766466
i like this image';

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'>>4764891
What stops you from moving the car anyways? Do the eggs have cameras?';

'>>4770423
That's what people do, but it's illegal.';

'>>4740316
>They nest on people's roofs
No, people built houses and infrastructure on gulls habitat
>and won't shut the fuck up at 3am
People won't stfu at 3am too and bring loud cars, blaring streetlights etc. to wild habitats disrupting the nature there. Again, gulls were there first
>they steal people's food
Based, can't defend your food from other animals then you don't deserve to eat it
>they attack people and children.
People and children are annoying
>Many also live miles inland now and shouldn't even be bothered being called a sea gull.
So they're adaptable
>Also massive shits
Absolutely based';

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'>>4772044
I've lived in a coastal town all my life and I don't think I've heard the seagulls at night ever.

I feel like, as with many things, they get more scrutiny simply because they aren't cute.

It goes like:
>mischievous thief bird
:I
>mischievous thief mammal (e.g. raccoon)
:O';

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'>feed mallards
>these shitheads show up screeching nonstop
>aggressively pester both me and the mallards
>will trample over ducklings and shove their beaks in another bird's mouth to steal shit that's actively being eaten
>can't touch the bench or the bridge railing since it's all painted white with gull shit
I want a thick cement dome built over my town to keep them out';

'>>4773619
>>can't touch the bench or the bridge railing since it's all painted white with gull shit
give it a lick test. You will change the opinion';

'https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1c47b55/difference_between_a_seagull_and_crows_accuracy/

Why do they hate them so much bros :(';

'>>4773943
Actually very true!';

'>>4721286
>>4721285
Saucy';

'>>4733482
its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility';

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'>>4747777
Bad end.
I had to draw the alternate universe where they handled things better.';