'>>4735815
Trash polar bear spotted.';

'>>4735815
Is that an albino one in the left';

'these are just handsy foxes';

'>>4735861
yeah they're not cute at all';

'>>4735878
They do kinda look like giant lab mice.';

'dont trust em';

'>>4735866
that's raccoon dogs.';

'>>4735815
Racc bucket mentality';

'Even got an MLB minor league club named after them';

'>>4735815
better watch out, they're armed';

'>>4735815
aw heck yea!
I see your bucket of raccs and raise you a pile of bandits!';

'>>4735878
yes they look like wierd mouse foxes but I still like them. Arctic ops bandit.';

'>>4735815
Maine > rac';

'these 100% would be the third most popular pet in america if they werent so destructive';

'>>4737846
tfw long raccoon';

'>>4735815';

'>>4739276
we should hear the coons out they know secrets';

'>>4739276
heh';

'>>4739276
no can stretch and bend like that';

'>>4739350
I can.';

'>>4739418
plastic man?';

'>>4735815
Bag o' bandits';

'>>4739614
Actually, this country will be raccoon by 2050.';

'>>4739641
RACCOON ETHNOSTATE NOW';

'>>4735815
took them thousands of years waiting for humans to evolve enough to create the perfect raccoon home.';

'mmmmmm.... gape';

'>>4739743
That racc still hasn't finished his gapes from the last thread? Wtf';

'>>4739743
Those grapes are fucking huge';

'>>4740269
he's savoring them';

'>>4739743
>>4740269
>>4740271
they're watermelons';

'>>4735828
Polar WashBear';

'Bucket';

'>>4740831
Coatibros... our cousins do not want to share the buckets';

'undefined';

'>>4740885
long raccs require long buckets
update: he has finished his grapes (for now)';

'>>4741447
>mfw no more gape';

'>>4741840
mmm.... more grapes';

'>>4742112
fr tho who is this bandit and where is he getting these baseball sized goobers';

'i love raccoons so much
i just wish they weren't vicious little bastards';

'>>4742115
The vicious little bastard in question:';

'>>4742115
they aren't vicious! just look at these ones right- AAARG MY FINGERS';

':D';

'undefined';

'this is an accurate representation of my face when I tell a terrible joke';

'undefined';

'God I wish raccoons were real';

'>>4744059
look outside your window anon';

'>>4742393
WHY DOES HE HAVE SIX FINGERS????';

'undefined';

'>>4744108
*gasp*
ARACCOON!
:D';

'blond bandit';

'can these guys be domesticated or what';

'undefined';

'>>4744446
No, too intelligent.';

'>>4744422
shiny racc!';

'>>4745266
We domesticated pigs tho';

'>>4745331
pigs don't have fingers';

'the little masked bandits!';

'flatcoone';

'>>4743472
Coonsoomer';

'>>4746793
consoom gape
get excited for next gape';

'disgruntled critter stuck in sleeve';

'>>4747108';

'>>4747108
>despite my growl I am still just a racc in a towel';

'>>4747192
you're missing a syllable
it should be
>despite all my growl
or
>despite my loud growl';

'Evading the law';

'Rats?';

'>>4747497
No, raccs';

'>>4747519
precious bandits';

'If you want a picture of the future, imagine a raccoon touching a human face – for ever.';

'undefined';

'>"don't project human emotions onto animals" mfers when the racc smiles like this';

'>>4748334
they are very expressive';

'>>4748009
Based Hyde quote';

'>>4748009
PoV: you in the year 2050';

'made a dwelling, for oons.';

'>>4749362
got a camera inside, will share if any move in, fingers crossed for smol bandits!';

'>>4749362
Nice rac castle!';

'>>4747497
i might be going insane but does anyone else notice that the pic looks like the happy merchant in a certain angle???';

'>>4749696
pretty sure that's the joke my guy';

'undefined';

'>>4749362
What is that reflective thing in the entrance?
Really nice bandit house anyway';

'>>4750075
flexible vinyl stuff';

'>>4750165
yes, meant to let coons in but keep cold winds out.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'*smiles nervously*
uhh I'm supposed to be here
:D';

'>>4739299
What kind of secrets do they know?';

'>>4751662
hard to say, but they definitely know... something.';

'lil goober';

'>>4736029
Coon brain';

'>>4752052
cooner mindset';

'>>4747192';

'>>4751740
Their secrets of mischief and banditry might be forever out of our reach';

'the racc tree fortress has a mouse problem... they keep going in and eating the kibble I left to attract the bandits, I didn't think mice would eat chicken and fish lol. what do raccs like that mice don't? don't want to set snap traps bc with my luck a raccoon will get a paw pinched. the only reason I really care is I don't want them pissing and shitting all over the raccoon bedding. I lost all patience with mice when they randomly decided to eat my cars electric system for no reason.';

'>>4752841
>decided to eat my cars electric system for no reason
s o y bean based insulation, chipmunks shorted out my cars high beams a few months ago
https://www.thedrive.com/news/20878/rodents-are-feasting-on-newer-cars-and-it-sucks';

'>>4753061
>newer cars
>onions insulation

we are in the end times.

pretty sure the mice that ate mine were on crack it was a 2003 subaru

picrel is how I felt';

'look at these bandits
how they skitter up the wall
such wondrous critters';

'>>4752841
They will come once you leave a more adequate offering

In all seriousness tho, both raccs and mice fall into the "eat everything" category so i don't think there is a specific food you could use.
Perhaps just leave food outside until raccoons start showing up? I doubt mice will go to a place with potential predators';

'There is a certain humanity in the way raccoons stand and act. Just look at this fella';

'>>4737718
>Released
Mfw they freed the most prolific serial thieves of the urban jungle';

'>>4754475
his face makes me want to give him all manner of food and shelter';

'who says raccs can't smile?';

'blondie';

'Scrubbing of Raccs';

'Can you spot the racc in this photo?';

'I saw a couple ringtails in person recently
why are racc family members all so fun to look at?';

'>>4755767
understanding of aesthetics
look at this goober, I think he bit a bee or smth';

'wondrous critters';

'>>4749696
the whole picture is generated';

'undefined';

'>>4757732
racc about to prepare a delicious meal yim yum';

'>>4757732
The irresistible urge to make raccoons wear funny hats';

'>>4753853
I love this picture';

'>>4757908
The snout fur on the right racc is shaped like a heart :3';

'TOTAL RACC VICTORY';

'wonderful critters';

'Literally me fr fr';

'Hello I need the video of the raccoon hiding among puppies drinking milk from their mother
thank you :)';

'is this the same Grape grabber?';

'Goobers';

'>>4742393
this must feel Incredible';

'blurble';

'>>4739614
>>4739641
as long as they're white 'coons. inshallah';

'>>4740831
Coati aka Raccoon: The Extended Cut';

'undefined';

'>>4742115
Bloodthirsty beasts';

'>>4764677
Why'd he do it?';

'Would you accept his offer?';

'>>4765541
critter advice for 5c? sign me up!';

'>>4738736
it looks like an overgrown labrat

cute';

'undefined';

'>>4748326
>me doing my taxes';

'Want some beer?';

'eepy bandits always look so comfy';

'>>4735861
No, he just hasen't stolen any trash today';

'This racc has given up on banditry';

'undefined';

'*schlrrrrrrp*';

'watermelon for nosebear!
:D';

'>>4735878
I'll fucking behead you with my wicked scimitar';

'>>4742114
>>4740271
Maybe they aren't big grapes, he is just a little guy';

'>>4769719
Those grapes are the size of the guys's palm';

'>>4767651
More eeping';

'americoon';

'*fan boat sounds*';

'>>4770371
I wanna rub a fat raccoon's belly!';

'>>4769343
Racc kits love straws.';

'>>4769343
>>4772432
Can they suck or are they just gnawing on the straw?';

'>>4772432
Why do they hate turtles?';

'weeb racc';

'>>4774226
Otakoon';

'beware THE WASH BEAR!
:D';

'>>4740831
Dear God...';

'undefined';

'me';

'raccoons store pee in the balls
food in their bellies
but where do they store their love?';

'>>4774226
This picture has strong crying cat energy.';

'>>4777887
In their hands.';

'Raccs are the kings of /an/
critters rise up!
racc supremacy NOW!';

'raccy! undoubtedly the critter of all time. look at his hat!';

'>>4767749
kek';

'what has bro been eating?';

'>>4779782
He looks depressed.';

'>>4779246';

'would Raccoons use soap if they had access to it?';

'>>4780331
probably, the Whitehouse raccoon would play with soap';

'racc snacc';

'>>4780590
Oh boy the last raccoon!';

'what do the washbear do when they do not have water?';

'how many coon pics you own';

'>>4781292
312';

'>>4781391
rookie numbers';

'>>4781455
Catbox it';

'>>4781455
Why is that raccoon speaking russian what the fuck';

'>want to like raccys
>they're the number 1 animal that contracts rabies
I just can't risk that.';

'>>4781842
the vast majority do not have the disease. just use common sense and caution';

'mf when best critter thread is still going';

'despite being destructive, disease ridden little assholes i cant help but love the washing bear';

'>>4782922
I love how raccoons open their mouth when they're excited. It's so cute.';

'undefined';

'>>4781842';

'>>4735815
White raccoons are such a damn STUNNINGLY beautiful animal. Maybe the best albino animal, if that is indeed albinism being why they look like that.';

'>>4735815';

'This is you btw';

'>>4785067';

'>>4785067
Hell no, without the iconic mask they cannot be considered raccs';