import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/an/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Monkey Thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Monkey Thread';
int postNumber = 4741977;
String image = '1709678252875365.jpg';
String date = '03/05/24(Tue)17:37:32';
String comment = 'Post monkeys, talk about monkeys
For me, it's the pygmy marmoset'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742008 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:40:11'  && image=='1680395241124225.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742009 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:46:22') {

'>>4741977
i wonder if they make pity vids with those guys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742017 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:56:23') {

'>>4742009
wrong third world continent'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742019 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)18:58:46') {

'>>4741977
rodent-monkeys are the best monkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RY57EghP1U'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742031 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:07:49') {

'>>4742009
that's right, south americans probably wouldn't even know how to operate a camera'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742032 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:08:54') {

'>>4742031
meant for >>4742017 im a retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742034 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)19:11:16'  && image=='1702164083674877.png') {

'for me it's Jack the signalman
>one of the most aggressive primate species
>is completely tame and intelligent'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742086 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)20:38:41'  && image=='image.jpg') {

'>>4741977
loris'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742168 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)22:39:04'  && image=='1598309771060.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742218 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)00:02:42') {

'>>4741977
I love marmosets. Shame this is about to be a pity thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742253 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)01:57:47'  && image=='1618847393931.webm') {

'For me, it's Golden Lions';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742412 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)10:36:25') {

'.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742422 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)10:49:55') {

'please someone post a capuchin monkey with a cup of cappuccino';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742488 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)12:37:45'  && image=='1687097654764747.gif') {

'>>4742422
>they're native to the same place coffee is native to
deepest lore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742775 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:34:08') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIEYHTvVg1M
Why does it keep trying to get inside this guy's mouth?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742779 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:43:23'  && image=='sopa de macaco.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742785 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:56:10') {

'>>4742253
These fellas were always my favorite thing to see at the zoo as a kid.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742806 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)22:53:08'  && image=='Ebony_Langur_Javan_Lutung_Trachypithecus_auratus_at_Bronx_Zoo_3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4742849 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)02:00:20'  && image=='682px-Tarsius_Syrichta-GG.jpg') {

'How do you do, fellow marmosets?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4743251 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:18:36') {

'>>4742779
Million pity xdxdxdddddxpxpxppppd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4743325 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)17:53:55') {

'>>4743251
that‘s not even a thousand pity'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4743328 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)17:57:07') {

'>>4742779
Sopa do macaco'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4743501 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)22:48:30') {

'>>4743328
traditional brazilian monkey delicacy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4744322 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)22:40:02') {

'>>>/mu/120859090';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4744782 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)15:16:53') {

'>>4742386
MODS MODS MODS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4744794 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)15:56:12') {

'>>4744782
What was it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4744796 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)16:02:09') {

'>>4744782
Wat was the post'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4744980 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)20:27:21') {

'>>4744796
>>4744794
it was a pic of a monkey getting choked by a guy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4744988 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)20:52:02') {

'>>4744980
lul was it the one with it's tongue sticking out?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745001 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)21:40:57') {

'>>4742253
Cheyenne mountain zoo?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745023 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)22:06:31'  && image=='1686711727171696.jpg') {

'>>4744980
Good thing it was deleted then'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745046 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)22:41:49') {

'>>4742253
This video makes me face tickle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745049 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)22:44:56') {

'>>4742779
Bro really wants those fresh noodles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745103 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)23:27:39') {

'>>4741977
I bet he could use a banana peel as a sleeping bag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745114 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)23:35:23'  && image=='85012.jpg') {

'den kaisermonke';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745139 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)23:53:28') {

'>>4745114
I love that they were actually named because of their mustache'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745143 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:00:06'  && image=='common-marmoset.jpg') {

'I like the ones with the Einstein hair';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4745145 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:01:08'  && image=='original1.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746045 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)22:21:46'  && image=='1000_F_114898261_VZrtDLFMQeGlrgkoHHDJjFdbPcveWNRs.jpg') {

'Eeeh';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746053 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)22:45:50') {

'>>4742008
Aww, so cute! I love how gently inquisitive the little monkey is, what is the name of the insect? I want to try and find the video.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746063 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)23:13:12') {

'>>4746053
katydid, I think'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746365 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)14:35:33') {

'>>4746063
Found several youtube videos from around 3 years ago, marmoset with bug -- all soundless unfortunately, mentions of it being an excerpt from "Tiny World", some facebook links too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746435 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)16:06:17') {

'>>4746045
>My fellow primates....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746564 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)18:41:02') {

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dWRgZ40eGE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746689 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)22:29:26') {

'>>4746564
What is he saying?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4746846 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)04:35:21') {

'>>4746435>>4746045

I want to see that opposite a platypus.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4747159 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)17:52:26') {

'>>4746689
idk. worst language ever. some other guy has a baby monkey wrapped up and being choked by a small python. he speaks the same language. those are facebook posts though. btw he ends one of the vids with him giving the baby monkey a bath in a sink and cleaning the baby monkey up for the next baby monkey vs baby python vid. what a racket.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748552 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)15:09:42') {

'Why does /an/ hate monkeys :(';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748592 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)16:01:05') {

'>>4748552
That depends on who's posting.
For third worlders, because monkeys are considered pests. For first worlders, it's a pedosadism surrogate thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748604 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)16:14:03'  && image=='49103.jpg') {

'>>4748552
at this point what's left of /an/ is mostly just tourists from terrible boards like /tv/ and /qa/ who have no genuine interest in or appreciation for animals and only come here for low effort shitposting
the zoosadists blend right in with all the dog v cat console wars and fantasizing about exterminating pitbulls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748642 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)16:37:25'  && image=='1695388887857876.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748657 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)16:53:01') {

'>>4746045
Orangutan society will not survive unless we let more chimps in to our forests'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748823 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)19:56:41') {

'>>4748657
>What do you mean what about my forests? Stop this Proboscophobic line of questioning orangoy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748852 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)20:31:18') {

'>>4748604
the board is called animals and NATURE monkeyfucker. this board was hijacked YEARS ago by you sick zoophile perverts and your depraved bestial desires... many such cases...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4748934 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)22:09:57'  && image=='1650071105903.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4749027 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)01:41:40') {

'Are new world monkeys as smart as old world monkeys?
They seem more animalistic than old world monkeys, honestly. Like there's less behind the eyes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4750020 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)07:46:09'  && image=='459913.jpg') {

'>>4749027
They're roughly as smart on average when brain size is taken into consideration, the tiny ones are just a lot more twitchy so they seem less like primates and more like squirrels.
Capuchins are extremely clever though, easily on par with the smartest old world monkeys.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4750136 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)10:45:43') {

'>>4742009
i'd go full karen if they did'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4750161 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)11:05:50'  && image=='The_Offspring-Conspiracy_of_One.jpg') {

'>>4748642
Hell yeah'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4750266 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)13:25:08'  && image=='1694662722099080.jpg') {

'>>4750136
Funny how pityfags always compare macaques to rats in order to justify their degeneracy, but they don't go after the actually rat-like monkeys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4750305 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)13:59:32') {

'>>4750161
>The Offspring
Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years…'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4750307 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)14:00:58') {

'>>4750266
Even they know marmosets are too based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4751888 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)18:00:43') {

'Letting this thread die would be very pitiful.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4752575 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)15:10:30') {

'MY MONKEYS ARE HATCHING';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4752612 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)16:37:45'  && image=='1280px-Cotton_Top_Tamarin_001.jpg') {

'>Damnit, we still need someone to play "Road Punk #3" in the new Mad Max movie
>He's already in the dressing room sipping on some plant sap, sir.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4752622 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)16:59:10') {

'>>4752612
Actually looks pretty cool. Neat coloration'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753200 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:32:21'  && image=='ertfv.jpg') {

'There's a worrying lack of macaques in this thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753204 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)16:48:35') {

'>>4746045
The Indonesians named the Dutch after these monkeys lol.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753443 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)21:37:34') {

'>>4753204
How? They’re called proboscis monkeys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753505 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:27:23') {

'>Gibbons are considered lesser apes
Gibbon bros...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753631 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)01:10:48'  && image=='5rtfy.jpg') {

'>>4753368';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753667 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)03:00:00'  && image=='Bushbaby.jpg') {

'>>4742086
baby'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753712 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)05:19:30') {

'>>4748604
I've been here since before captcha, I came to get birds I photographed ID, a catbird and a something something waxtail I've spotted at the Betty Sutherland Trail near the Leslie Ikea in Toronto -- I think overall, that area has the most amount of birds near a subway station, there are like flocks of golden finches in the bushes. Oh, I will never stop regretting that I missed the IKEA monkey, I almost went that day but then I was too lazy to.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753713 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)05:27:56'  && image=='4124125.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753714 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)05:29:31'  && image=='begone thot.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753791 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:35:47') {

'>>4753714
Based monkeybro. Ain't got time for this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753918 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)14:18:47') {

'>>4753714
Monkeys have such human expression, that one was clearly annoyed at her, but he(?) pushed her away without hurting her, is it because she's a small woman and he can sense that she's not an actual threat? Like us, for us who aren't psycho, if an annoying dog keep coming up to us, we might shoo it away but we won't SHOOT it. The chimp on human attack that made a woman faceless (she appeared on Oprah I think), that chimp was not a normal chimp, raised and socialized by other chimp, it was like a human raised by wolves, it's feral because it never had a speaking relationship with one of its kind, and it was obese and on drugs at the time. India's elephants started attacking villages after more males grew up orphans with no older elephants to socialize them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753922 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)14:24:38') {

'>>4753714
Based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4753946 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)15:15:16') {

'>>4753714
>tells her to fuck off but doesn't attack her
Is this what defines an intelligent animal?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4754348 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)03:13:18') {

'>>4742775
It’s a vore fetishist.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4754994 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)21:09:29') {

'>>4753631
I love how his expression is just "Well I fucked up, need to get out of here ASAP.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4755168 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)05:55:01') {

'>>4753200
this thread indeed needs more pity'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4755797 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)07:07:30'  && image=='1711238482559929 Ewrv0cHXEAAfzqR.jpg') {

'>>4753631
pistachio yum u'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756226 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)19:30:11'  && image=='7d1f1a1ba79cd1dcb123aeff09dcc3e5.jpg') {

'For me, it's the mandrill, the biggest monkey of them all';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756651 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:44:43'  && image=='freedom of speech.png') {

'The baby monkey shitposts were funny.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756654 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)01:49:31') {

'monkeys!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756671 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)02:16:06') {

'>>4753946
Not really. Animals follow the "if I get a wound I will die of infection" strategy. Most mammals will at least try to do the safest action possible to resolve conflict.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759102 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)22:14:32') {

'>>4741977
Monke'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761360 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)22:10:33'  && image=='images (1).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761368 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)22:15:31') {

'>>4756226
They're cool...... from the front'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761459 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)00:29:38') {

'>>4761368
kek so true'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762305 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)03:09:39') {

'>>4761360
someone needs to breed a neotinized docile macaque they'd be based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762324 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)04:24:51') {

'>>4742009
>>4742017
>>4742031
Well they already do pity vids on humans'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762547 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:59:58') {

'>>4762324
Are there videos of humans going insane from being denied basic mental stimulation and comforts?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762781 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:19:33') {

'>>4742849
these things are really unsettling to see irl (the zoo near me has them and they let people walk through the habitat). the way those eyes follow you is very creepy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762783 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)20:21:42') {

'>>4762547
look up Genie the feral child'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762909 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)01:56:22') {

'>>4762781
I think you’re just being kinda weird'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762987 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)06:55:26') {

'Why aren't there any monkeys and apes in temperate / cold countries?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763091 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:05:35') {

'can someone explain what are they doing in this vids. im a bit confused. they want to protect a baby monkey or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny05mtWbh1s'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763230 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)15:57:26') {

'>>4762987
There are many monkeys living in cold climates'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763314 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)18:20:24') {

'>>4746045
"Maybe one more banana perhaps."'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763361 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)19:33:01') {

'>>4763230
they consider those humans as of the late 19th century. but they're not native to these cold ecosystems so it doesn't exactly count. unless you believe in the yeti'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763382 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)20:00:06') {

'>>4763361
Are japanese macaques and snub-nosed monkeys not native to their current ranges?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763718 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)09:33:58') {

'>>4762547
We don't need videos, there's a whole website about it; they call it 4chan.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763720 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)09:45:26'  && image=='torture king.png') {

'Ringleader of global monkey torture network, 'The Torture King', is charged
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68716467'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763723 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)09:52:24') {

'>>4763720
>it was a magafag all along
I don't know if I should have seen this coming or not'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763725 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)09:56:12') {

'>>4763723
If they had any empathy in the first place, they wouldn't have been conservatives.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763740 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)10:19:10') {

'>>4763723
He needed to bring balance to the universe after personally seeing the contents of hunter bidens laptop
https://www.economist.com/united-states/2017/11/22/sexual-harassment-scandals-imperil-democrats-more-than-republicans'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764245 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)18:18:50') {

'beat up macaques, strangle macaques, throw macaques in the garbage can, teaser macaques, bully macaques, drown macaques, lock macaques in a jar, remove macaque's surrogate mother every second to make them spaz, hang macaques with their pacifier, squeeze macaque tummies so that they gasp for air, remove macaaues from their Natural habitat, make macaques do unnatural things, force macaques to stand on their legs permanently damaging their spine, male macaques act likes humans and do human chores, slave macaques into coconut harvesting, use macaques as source of entertainment in morocco, Pakistan and Thailand, abuse macaques, pity macaques, torture macaques, mentally destroy macaques until they are left a broken, unrecognizable mess
Total anyotherprimate love, Total macaqueshit death

Is this edgy enough? Fellow monkey lovers?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764284 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:18:04') {

'>>4764245
Based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764320 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:00:10') {

'>>4763720
>fat Liam Neeson'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764431 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)23:29:19') {

'>>4763091
It is confusing because the uploader doesn't properly explain and their edition is horrible, the same story appears three times but each time it's longer.
The bastards filming kept the mother away from the baby, so another monkey tried to kidnap her and the baby felt lonely so it hugget its captor.
Friends of the real mother are the ones biting the kidnapper, who isn't really interested in escaping with the baby and looks actually interested on it not being alone. This is a weird scenario, intentionally provoked by the imbeciles filming.
You can see the real mother rescuing the baby at 02:36. Afterwards the baby relaxes and dares to walk around. Then the video loops, etc.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765008 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:41:28') {

'>>4763720
no idea why jannies deleted the thread about this.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765013 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:47:59') {

'>>4765008
Probably because it devolved into off-topic politics. It was mostly rightoids screeching about how the media was framing him and he dindu nuffin. The standard schpiel any time one of their own commits anything egregious.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765015 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:53:32') {

'>>4764245
this is actually based as fuck, so long as it isn't satire'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765018 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:54:33') {

'>>4763720
seems like a pretty cool dude if you ask me, (You) however are a total faggot!! Many such cases! sad....'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765066 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)20:18:49') {

'>>4762909
I think you’re just being kinda gay.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765149 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)23:06:14') {

'>>4741977
I know pet monkeys are a bad idea but I want one anyways, I wonder if it would have worked if we were still living in trees. There was a gorilla named Koko who could communicate to humans with sign language and she had pet cats, I wonder what would have happened if they had given the gorilla a monkey?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765172 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)00:31:22') {

'>>4763720
I have fucking HAD IT!!! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I voted for Trump in both of the previous two elections, primary and general. I believed he would drain the swamp and Make America Great Again. However, the Republican party never ceases to disappoint me. This election year, I will be voting for President Biden for the very first time. President Biden helped to enact the most comprehensive legislative victories for animals of any Congress in history. I will NOT be associated with violent, sadistic animal abusers!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765191 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:06:05') {

'>>4765008
Maybe because it was obvious bait and the ‘discussion’ had nothing to do with animals? Don’t be dumb'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765192 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:08:13') {

'>>4765066
weird translates to gay too so i win :)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765195 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:14:45') {

'>>4765008
Because it was shit, neither monkeys nor pity were being discussed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765211 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:39:24') {

'Are macaques still being pitied or did that stop?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765220 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)02:01:27') {

'>>4765211
hopefully stopped but I doubt it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765255 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)03:21:11') {

'>>4765220
Vietnamese YouTubers are still making video skits with baby monkeys for children. Technically not pity but I'm sure the monkeys are drugged and either die or get dumped after they have outlasted their usefulness.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765390 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)10:28:33') {

'>>4765211
The current BMT archive is 248 GB so no, if anything is more popular than ever.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765444 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:23:34') {

'>>4765390
what's that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765453 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:31:46') {

'>>4765444
Anon's Baby Monkey Torture stash'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765490 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)13:11:56') {

'>>4765444
He's being facetious. There is no such stash. All the VOs and moderators are either getting arrested or have gone into hiding out of fear of getting arrested. CSM, Black Pearl, Torture King. KiwiFarms just can't stop winning!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765514 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)13:41:13'  && image=='monkeymonyetmonpaiarchive.png') {

'They don't know that all the og and popular VOs getting arrested hasn't led to the rise of newer and very tech-savvy VOs. Lol. Lmao even. Anyways, here is the proof the stash exists.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765517 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)13:44:22') {

'>>4765514
share it now, idgaf about kiwifags'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765547 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:21:02') {

'>>4765514
Ok but do you have Mundo (the peak of pity) there? i thought so'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765554 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:29:38') {

'>>4765517
They're just baiting lol. It's just a screenshot of folders with fake names. They don't actually have anything to share. The damage KiwiFarms has done to BMT was decisive and final.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765560 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:33:18') {

'>>4765554
Nice try but you're not getting free stuff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765563 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:36:08') {

'>>4765560
Oh noo I'm not getting something that doesn't exist lol lmao
How desperate are you monkeyfags to put up a strong front? Your VOs are gone, your groups are shutting down, law enforcement is coming for you. Sad!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765567 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:41:02') {

'>>4765560
So how did you get it then? You didn't seriously pay for it, did you? That's really bad! They're going to catch you anyday now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765806 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)19:31:41') {

'I always wondered why people obsess over baby monkeys being pitied.

Its clearly the more juvenile ones the most interesting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766006 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)22:50:41') {

'>>4765211
Posting of child pornography in 4chan has also mostly stopped, so I'm sure it's production has also completely stopped.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766021 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)23:07:17') {

'>>4763314
Kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766025 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)23:09:37') {

'>>4742779
>steam
>small monkey
Isn't pattern recognition just wonderful!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766268 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)07:56:36') {

'>>4766006
Good. Monkey sadists/pedophiles should be banned everywhere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766306 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)10:04:00'  && image=='jap macaque.jpg') {

'>>4741977
for me it's monkey (japan)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766532 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)16:03:14'  && image=='1600823235699.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766603 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)18:11:18') {

'>>4766268
it‘s an ironic comment, retard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766659 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)19:35:02'  && image=='retarded.jpg') {

'>>4766603
>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded
Wow, epic troll. Do you think monkey torture/pedophilia should be banned or not?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766879 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)02:13:16') {

'>>4765211
Telegram infiltrator here
Production in SEA has drastically slowed down and there hasn't been a new video from there since at least a month. The recent arrest might have scared them, previously content droughts happened after arrests too
There is however a new abuser from China who uploads videos on bilibili and started making hardcore stuff recently'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766907 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)03:55:28') {

'>>4766659
That‘s not the question here, dumbfuck. Pity will never die.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766950 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)05:42:18') {

'>>4766879
There's macaques in China?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767122 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:01:56') {

'>>4766950
what do you think was the inspiration behind sun wukong?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767142 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:30:52') {

'kill baby monkeys, behead baby monkeys, roundhouse kick baby monkeys into the concrete, slam dunk a baby monkey into the trash can, crucify baby monkeys, spit into a baby monkey's bottle, launch baby monkeys into the sun, fry baby monkeys in oil, toss baby monkeys into active volcanoes, urinate into baby monkey's mouths, judo throw baby monkeys into a wood chipper, twist baby monkeys heads off, report baby monkeys to the game warden, karate chop baby monkeys in half, curb stomp baby monkeys, trap baby monkeys in quicksand, crush baby monkeys in the trash compactor, liquify baby monkeys in a vat of acid, eat baby monkeys, dissect baby monkeys, exterminate baby monkeys in the gas chamber, stomp baby monkey skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate baby monkeys in the oven, lobotomize baby monkeys, mandatory kill-on-sight orders for baby monkeys, grind baby monkeys in the garbage disposal, drown baby monkeys in fried chicken grease, vaporize baby monkeys in a particle accelerator, kick baby monkeys down the stairs, feed baby monkeys to alligators, slice baby monkeys with a kitchen knife, throw baby monkeys off the empire state building, let baby monkeys play with uranium, make baby monkeys walk the trail of tears, show baby monkeys gore videos, sell baby monkeys to snake owners, hook baby monkeys up to car batteries, snipe baby monkeys from across the street, smash baby monkeys in library books, drop baby monkeys into fire ant nests, forget to feed baby monkeys, raze baby monkey forests, bake baby monkeys into a cake and feed it to baby monkeys, pray for god to send all baby monkey souls to hell, perform nazi science experiments on baby monkeys, put baby monkeys in a sock and use it as a weapon to beat baby monkeys, sew a baby monkey's asshole shut, turn a baby monkey inside out, use a baby monkey as a bait dog, keep baby monkeys up past their bedtime, force baby monkeys to inbreed, peep at baby monkeys in the shower, cover a baby monkey in nair';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767145 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:32:53') {

'walk baby monkeys on hot asphalt, castrate baby monkeys with hedge clippers, drop baby monkeys into piranha infested waters, booby trap a baby monkey's favorite tree, put ice on the back of a baby monkey's neck, put baby monkeys in cages until they atrophy, boil baby monkeys in vomit, lock baby monkeys in the trunk of your car, pour antifreeze in a baby monkey's mouth, kill yourself and blame baby monkeys in your suicide note, drive a bulldozer into a baby monkey sanctuary, tie baby monkeys to the railroad tracks, push a baby monkey's hand into a desk fan, shock dead baby monkeys back to life with a defibrillator, squeeze baby monkeys like toothpaste, use a baby monkey as a hand puppet, force baby monkeys to cannibalize each other, decompose baby monkeys in quicklime, crash your car into a baby monkey's funeral procession, pass laws to oppress baby monkeys, flatten baby monkeys with a steamroller, burn baby monkeys in a hair straightener, glue a baby monkeys mouth shut, throw baby monkeys out of a plane, pretend to cry when your wife finds the baby monkey torture room, skin baby monkeys alive, blow out a baby monkey's birthday candles before he can, feed baby monkeys glass shards, train baby monkeys how to beg for their lives, bite a baby monkeys feet off, sneak a baby monkey into auschwitz, pull a baby monkeys ears off with your bare hands, give baby monkeys coal for christmas, cut baby monkeys in half with a machete, smash a plate over a baby monkeys head, smack baby monkeys with a ruler, gag a baby monkey with its own diaper, put leeches in a baby monkeys cage, send baby monkeys to war, squirt lemons in a baby monkeys mouth, shove a screwdriver in a baby monkeys ear, leave a baby monkey with a hungry bear, sell baby monkeys to the circus, give baby monkeys candy dipped in poison, cut out a baby monkeys tongue, eat filet mignon in front of starving baby monkeys, dip a baby monkey in chocolate and feed it to a lion';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767146 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:34:16') {

'that's all I got';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767176 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:20:01') {

'>>4766879
>new abuser from China
Honestly, it’s surprising that wasn’t the epicenter of this in the first place. The le isn’t nearly as harsh over there with this stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767193 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:43:19') {

'>>4766907
Pity is dead. Videos are no longer being made and shared. KiwiFarms, the BBC, Lady Freethinker, and Yardfish won!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767802 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)08:08:49') {

'>>4766879
>There is however a new abuser from China
Name? I thought the internet was tightly controlled so less opportunities for crypted messages and stuff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767842 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)09:56:32'  && image=='monkey.png') {

'>>4767802
You are absolutely correct and they are lying. There is no new VO in China, of all places. There are no new VOs, period. It's just another lie to make pity seem more resilient and widespread than it is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767850 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)10:07:16') {

'Why does all Chinese stuff have doubled names like bilibili, baobao or kwaikwai. Sounds like random baby noises.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767869 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)10:56:54') {

'>>4767842
I can't get over how incredibly ugly and stupid they look.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768089 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:10:05') {

'>>4767842
Wasn't that specific monkey bred to have autism?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768450 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:04:22') {

'>>4767193
more like gorefag is dead which is good thing, but on the other hand pityfag is still around. they still upload new content on media platform. we are now in 2018 where the miliion pity starts again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768453 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:08:09') {

'>>4767193
if facebook or youtube cannot take down those vids. pityfag will go full circle again.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768482 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:20:23') {

'>>4768450
Will this be the second golden age of pity?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768600 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:47:48') {

'>>4766879
nvm 2 new videos from browns just came out
>>4767842
no matter what you do, there will always be someone watching in your groups'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768848 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:26:42') {

'>>4768841
Doesn't really seem like the dog is hurting them physically. Just throwing them around a bit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768854 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:31:56') {

'>>4768848
sauce doesn't have to be gory, gorefag'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768893 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:10:54') {

'>>4768841
the dogs are always gentle in these videos
do dogs like monke?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768908 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:31:16') {

'>>4768893
They just see it as a squeaky toy, no need to rip and tear.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768964 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)15:53:22') {

'>>4768841
I don't think there's a video where they're not shitting diarrhea all over the place.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768992 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)16:43:04') {

'>>4768841
Why is it bald?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768995 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)16:44:18') {

'>>4768964
There are hundreds of videos where they aren't shitting diatthea all over the place'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769011 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)17:00:13') {

'>>4768992
Because the cameraman shaved them first.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769036 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)17:52:45') {

'>>4768841
I've seen some messed up shit, but this is on a whole other level... Wish I could unsee that. How can anyone find this sadistic torture even remotely entertaining?? MODS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769046 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:05:36') {

'which one is the monkey with the really long nipples?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769050 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:14:27') {

'>>4769011
But why?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769052 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:15:48') {

'>>4768841
Why do the VOs always breathe into the camera in the creepiest ways possible?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769127 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:08:26') {

'>>4765390
i never wanted it to become popular, this is bullshit. fuck everyone who made it widespread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769163 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:51:38') {

'>>4769127
What do you mean? I thought pity enthusiasts wanted it to go mainstream and accepted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769299 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)00:06:16') {

'>>4769050
so they look more human like'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769356 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)00:46:57') {

'>>4768841
>scroll down to comments
>it’s a bizzare mix of Russian, Japanese, English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, German and even fucking Arabic
Is the audience for this shit really that varied?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769389 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)01:36:53') {

'>>4769050
Hoped to make wounds more visible?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769477 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)04:19:55') {

'>>4769356
I wonder where they even discover this stuff
they are not some 4channers who know about this shit because they're on the internet 24/7, does Facebook recommend it to them or something?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769486 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)04:55:13') {

'>>4769477
Pretty much. If you see comments from people describing how they got into it, it's always something like "I love animals so I watch animal videos, but then YouTube started recommending animal abuse videos, and it was like something changed inside me. There's something so humanlike about baby monkeys that triggers the uncanny valley effect. Maybe humans evolved to exterminate their evolutionary competitors."'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769567 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)08:39:11'  && image=='1695411070277222.jpg') {

'>>4769486
This.
You see animals, you'll get recommended more animals.
Then one day you'll see a monkey getting weaned by her mother or another "natural" incident.
And people will get stronger reactions.
Judging by the comments on the softcore torture videos in Facebook, most of the views are unironically from people complaining and dislinking the video.
In short, the alrogithm works, long live the algorithm.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769808 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)14:35:32') {

'>>4769356
Pityfags are varied in nationality, race, age and gender. All walks of life are represented in that „community“.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769851 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:34:28'  && image=='Ndakasi's Passing (w caretaker Bauma in Virunga National Park, photo by Brent Stirton).jpg') {

'>>4751888
So I finally duckduckgo "What is monkey pity" old.reddit.com/r/MonkeyHateGate/comments/10te9n9/are_monkey_haters_organized/

1. What is wrong with people?

2. Why does 4chan get blamed for everything by redditards these days, they weren't the ones who went after Kenny Glenn.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769856 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:39:17') {

'>>4769567
I browse youtube without login and private browsing mode -- this means whenever I don't like where the recommends are going, I close window and start over. I find no matter the topic, the recommends will increasingly push you towards overdramatized braindead trash, as that gets more views. ...and when people talk about how something suck, like AntCanada, people can't resist checking it out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769999 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:16:00') {

'>>4769050
So they look more like human babies for the pedosadist audience'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770000 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:19:14'  && image=='autist monkey.gif') {

'>>4768841
MSM news I watch regularly get mature audience lock whenever it mention the war, but this is fine?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770004 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:30:33'  && image=='monkeys playing with capybara (r AnimalsBeingBros comments 21lnud).png') {

'>>4769999
>for the pedosadist audience
seriously, I don't understand why daycare is a thing, or public schools for that matter, increasingly, since even before I was a tween I helped looked after my younger cousins, I don't think it's a good idea to trust non-family member to watch your young unless you've known them for YEARS maybe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770066 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)19:46:24') {

'>>4770004
Schools are basically daycares that allow both parents to work.

1) Make it impossible for a single income to support a family
2) Public schools
3) As a result, both parents are made available to wageslave for 50 years, their children are made available to pedos'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770168 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:20:49') {

'>>4769036
All of pity videos makes me blood boil more than everything i cannot explain eventhough i have a strong reaction from gore videos as well.

I don't know why i just don't want to see animal in pain than death.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770169 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:22:37') {

'>>4770168
Baby longtail macaques are not animals, they are disgusting goblin creatures'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770269 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:32:13') {

'>>4770066
Harsh but true
Many such cases'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770276 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:44:07') {

'>>4741977
Queen of Diving - 잠수의여왕
삼순이TV
37.3K subscribers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8q8Ql0eMs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770283 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:58:12') {

'>>4770276
Samsoon's meeting with her father 9:09
삼순이와 아버지의 만남
삼순이TV
37.3K subscribers 62,064 views May 2, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsiY6ZgdQHA

Samsoon is a rescue monkey, with prior owner for 10 years before going to a zoo and not eating, so current owner has a special permit. What I like about these videos is that they don't manhandle the monkey or smother it with forced interaction.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770368 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)07:26:15') {

'>>4770276
>>4770283
>Gooks raise monkey better than brownoid subhuman
>no diapier
>no dress

who would have thought?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770375 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)08:02:40') {

'>>4770368
I really like how Samsoon is well-behaved but much more monkey-like than other pet monkeys I've seen, the new owner isn't making her perform tricks, she's walking on fours instead of on two (I heard that monkeys like Bibi gets their hands tied behind their back to force them to walk on two legs), the way she plays with water or inspect a new animal (the kitten) or owner's dad's shirt. A lot of monkey owners who aren't doing it for youtube money have the monkey as a child substitute so they stick it in clothes and smother the monkey, but Samsoon's owner clearly have family and friends over so it's more like being in a monkey trope even though they speak different languages -- given how intelligent monkeys and whales are, it must be difficult to be without their own kind that they can speak with.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770387 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)08:38:46') {

'>>4770375
...I don't understand the absolute retards who the Bibi monkey thing is cute, the poor thing has a thousand-yard-stare and ooks malnourished, image google baby monkey and note how a normal baby monkey is suppose to have more baby fat and fluffier fur, they are probably starving it to make it do tricks: https://www.boredpanda.com/animals-little-baby-monkey-friendly-other-animals-bibi-animalshome/

https://old.reddit.com/r/MonkeyHateGate/comments/1azgxpm/monkey_bibi/

srs I wish someone would take out those SOBs with a civilian drone'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770389 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)08:46:24') {

'>>4768841
>there seems to be some mistake. I was promised a blanket and all you can drink milk.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770433 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)10:54:50') {

'>>4770387
These Vietnamese videos are fucking creepy as shit, there are two genres of such vids coming out of there:

1. The kids videos that are as unnatural as it gets, essentially digital circuses where the monkeys perform in skits and some of them are obviously terrified out of their minds. Animals Home with Bibi (who "disappeared") might be in fact the Ur-example of this, the patient zero.

2. The much more insidious, I guess you could call it "monkey adoption". Popularized by a guy called Quan Nguyen, the main star of the show on his particular channel is yet another stump-tail named Bibi (a male, unlike the one from Animals Home, but people frequently confuse the two). These videos are also incredibly unnatural as they try to make the baby monkey into essentially a mini-human, but a lot of normies seem to love it, because of course. This actually spawned a lot of imitators.

Both are creepy as all shit, but the Vietnamese guys seem to be much more crafty than the Indonesian pity producers. If there was a sufficient enough amount of money for them, they would absolutely do torture. The only reason they don't bite is because the ad revenue from Youtube nets them much more than the pityfags would be able to provide. These monkeys, while still props, are much more valuable to them alive. Until they grow too big, that is, much like the original Bibi.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770452 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:11:05') {

'>>4770433
They could combine both revenue streams by making send-off videos for the monkeys that drop from the show.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770481 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:41:59') {

'>>4770452
And risk that a pityfag would leak it? Hah. They'd rather keep their image as a "loving dad", and having some zoosadist retards making "wink wink nudge nudge" comments would tip some internet autists off that something isn't quite right.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770720 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)16:12:41'  && image=='1688244063902030.jpg') {

'Which specie is your favorite?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770827 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:36:49') {

'>>4770168
Strange, i cant and wont Watch gore videos because It would be traumatizing, as well as animal abuse.
Ecept macaques, ive became desensitized'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770833 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)18:42:11') {

'>>4770827
It's because baby longtail macaques deserve it'
;

}

if(sage && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770876 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)19:43:13'  && image=='1652287052710.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771063 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)00:40:57'  && image=='bd2468581a49b8fa0daf3604db57de1d[1].jpg') {

'>>4770720
>monke
gibbons
>actual monkey
northern muriqui'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771093 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:47:40') {

'>>4770876
lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771096 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:53:11') {

'>>4771063
That's a very cute monkey, never heard of it before'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4773206 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:25:20') {

'this thread bores me. where's the red-faced monkey posting faggot? where's diaper dude?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4773389 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:14:16') {

'>>4773206
He's been gone for months'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4773566 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:32:24') {

'>>4765172
why do americans have such an aversion to any party that isn't an elephant or a donkey?
Whenever I hear about burger elections it's always: "well, X is soooo bad ugh, but I will vote for him because at least he's not Y"
Have you ever heard about free will? There are other options besides those two'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4773606 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:22:56') {

'>>4771096
They're the most peaceful primate and don't have ranks in their groups. Unfortunately they are endangered and possibly going extinct because they don't have the nerve to defend themselves.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4773927 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:57:29') {

'>>4773566
some burgers vote for the snake party, and up North, I think the leafs had at one point, two weed parties'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774970 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:19:00'  && image=='Golden-langur-Samsul-Huda-Patgiri-Shutterstock.jpg') {

'Looksmaxxing monkey';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774974 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:23:09'  && image=='1694285758784507.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774975 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:23:31'  && image=='nx6MEaMnUJkANdNsVf4k.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774992 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:55:43') {

'why do pityfags always say stuff like "you're the evil one because you care about some tree rats instead of fighting world hunger and human trafficking"?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775002 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:08:49') {

'>>4774970
>>4774974
>>4774975
It is pretty aesthetic'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775005 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:10:05') {

'>>4774992
common case of deflection from their own perverse desires? kinda simple'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775367 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:52:37') {

'>>4775064
You already posted that in this very thread, pedo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775417 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:39:03') {

'>>4775367
Janny Karens deleted it, though.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775588 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:38:02') {

'>>4774992
it's got to be some sort of personality disorder. reminds me of a cluster B trying to reorient the conversation'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775940 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:03:31') {

'>>4774992
we can do both. fight world hunger and kill pityfags.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4776324 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:19:25') {

'>>4773566
There isn't much point in voting beyond red or blue. I mean on a smaller scale it might make some difference but ultimately the a vote is more a suggestion to someone else who has final say. The most influential thing is money and the groups that can sling it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4776797 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:38:32') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4776964 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:32:08'  && image=='59cb613a966721ca68f0527533de93c0.jpg') {

'>>4776797
Monkeys'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4777179 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:32:10'  && image=='15745381975_298a5efaa1_b.jpg') {

'I like baboons';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778333 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)12:11:00') {

'>>4765514
Nooooo the link got taken down before I could download 15_YT, the biggest file of them all.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778499 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:44:31') {

'>>4778333
You aren't missing out on anything. It's just videos you can find on Youtube, milk teasing and aggressive bathing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778580 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:06:03') {

'>>4778499
But those are the good ones'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778588 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:12:28') {

'>>4778580
this. you don‘t have to put in the work and dig for sauce if you can download a curated compilation right away.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778601 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:24:12') {

'>>4778588
>if you can download a curated compilation
which you can't anymore now that the link has been taken down LMAO SUCKERS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778639 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:06:07') {

'>>4778619
Something about pigtails just doesn't work for me, only baby longtail macaques deserve torture'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778642 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:09:35') {

'>>4778619
How can anyone watch this sadistic shit...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778673 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:39:01') {

'>>4778642
>>4778639
It‘s rock n‘ roll, guys. A lack of discipline always has hilarious outcomes. Here‘s a Ratmaster classic, uploaded by headflick: https://youtu.be/G9J5DAM2d0s'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778692 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)19:11:12') {

'>>4778673
Now THIS is the content we need'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778782 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:45:50') {

'>>4778499
I'm pretty sure CSM and Black Pearl are pretty hardcore content.
>>4778673
>"Noooo!! Monkeys younger than me should only eat after I finish! This is against monkey law! REEEEEEE!!"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778788 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:53:05') {

'>>4778782
I was talking specifically about the folder titled "15_YT" that >>4778333 couldn't download. Learn to fucking read.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778889 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)01:33:10') {

'>>4778642
What was it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4778979 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)06:38:27') {

'>>4778889
two baby pig-tailed macaques getting teased with a bottle of milk. one of them totally freaks out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779003 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:01:37') {

'Monpais still dying?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779006 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:14:16') {

'>>4779003
No. KiwiFarms won!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779508 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:57:40'  && image=='monke.jpg') {

'>>4778979
I think the milk teasing and bathing videos are kind of funny, but I don't like the diapers or genital/anus torture vids. Too sexual for me...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779542 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:31:23') {

'>>4779508
Look at that dumb fucking thing, i can't understand how anyone can see it and not want to torture it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779547 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:42:31'  && image=='1679601198083.jpg') {

'>God gives capuchins dd dumplings
Darwinfags on suicide watch!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779556 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:18:25') {

'>>4779547
Anyone experienced enough with them to know how common that size is?
There’s a lot of papers that say things like “only humans have large mammary glands of all monkeys” and that human mammary gland development is unique. But this type of capuchin seems pretty common so idk why it’s been overlooked..

Also wondering do any other monkeys have comparable size?
It’s also definitely not a photoshop or one mutant. There’s lots of photos of different capuchins like that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779561 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:40:11') {

'>>4779556
Their boobs swell up when they are lactating. Same thing with elephants. Humans are unique because women can have fat tits all year round.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779625 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:51:05') {

'>>4779508
What is he looking at?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4779654 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:21:05') {

'>>4779561
So do those capuchins'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4781052 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:18:22') {

'The parts where the baby is lured with a coconut and a bottle to cause it dropping down from the rock are genius: https://youtu.be/V8pq8ZzI55M';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4781222 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:10:19') {

'>>4779006
no they didn't, they just think that there's 1 VO left he's in Florida and saucing as we speak'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4781335 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:47:50') {

'>>4781222
>saucing as we speak
I'll believe it when I see it. There haven't been new videos in months. PLEASE please don't try to pretend there are still videos being made when you have no proof.
Well, as long as the videos aren't shared here, that's still a substantial blow to pityfags and a definitive victory for KiwiFarms.
And it's only a matter of time before your remaining VO gets doxxed or scared into hiding. I'm quite looking forward to that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4781733 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:40:32') {

'>>4781222
A true Florida man.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4781864 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:45:04') {

'>>4781052
kekked at the mother figuring it out and getting mad at him'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4781936 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:56:34') {

'>>4781052
The ESL subtitles explaining the obvious really is the cherry on top here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782393 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:59:22'  && image=='rhesus-macaque_baby-infant.png') {

'I have to say, this is one hell of a rabbit hole. I'm still trying to put the pieces together.

Am I understanding this right?
There WERE communities that supported monkey abuse / encouraged "VO"s to do their thing

But now it's been cracked down on so hard that there arent any new videos or VO's left. I find that latter part hard to believe, but I just wanted to make sure I'm following this right.

I watched about 6 straight hours of videos last night featuring "Leo", "Rainbow" etc.

It frightens me how much it interests me, but I suppose it's a morbid curiosity akin to not being able to look away from a trainwreck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782430 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:11:43') {

'>>4782393
You sound like you're turning into a pityfag.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782434 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:15:44') {

'>>4782430
Could you please define that in this sense?
Like... does that mean that I am somehow getting dopamine by watching these videos to invoke my own empathy? What is actually going on here?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782444 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:33:43') {

'>>4782393
Same. Very chaotic happening.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782826 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:44:17') {

'>>4782393
I think when people say there are no more VOs or new videos, they don't mean the mild videos you can find on Youtube or Facebook of monkeys being bathed or whatever, but the brutal ones where the monkeys are killed on camera. Those are the ones being cracked down on.

https://www.bbc.com/news/extra/Iot1dIWVS5/hunting-the-monkey-torturers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx_RttkSIzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHRFIhF0Y8'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782902 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:04:08') {

'>>4782826
that makes sense, thanks for the reply'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782903 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:07:59') {

'>>4782826
Thanks for the videos too, I'll watch all of that so I understand it more.

Gosh there's a lot of hate in the hearts of some humans, I think that is the most shocking part to me is that someone is capable of animal abuse is general

But that's a discussion for another time and another place I suppose.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782943 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:15:08') {

'>>4782826
And that's a good thing, people act like pity is over, but TRUE pity was those mild videos, gorefags were never welcomed by real pitychads'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783089 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:26:22') {

'>>4781335
haha you kiwitards think you can stop the sauce please we're just finding new flavors we just won't share it that easy. Kiwitards thinking they won they won nothing yet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783121 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:51:30') {

'>>4781733
none can stop the Florida Man'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783145 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:02:01'  && image=='Linda.png') {

'>>4781335
>you have no proof
You are asking for fresh monkey gore to be posted in 4chan, which is a bannable offense.
Just enter one of the anonymous pityfag telegram channels if you think you're so brave.
In 2ch (now 5ch since the Hiromoot incident) they keep talking about new material being released:
https://mao-5ch-net.translate.goog/test/read.cgi/pet/1710667350?_x_tr_sl=ja&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783249 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:03:17') {

'>>4783089
>we just won't share it that easy
Good. Please refrain from sharing it or posting any evidence that they even exist. Thank you for complying.

>>4783145
lol Nothing there except old and lame Facebook and Niconico videos.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783318 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:09:33') {

'>>4782434
Some people experience some kind of satisfaction or immense interested in seeing baby monkeys in distress. Pityfags tried to justify feeling like that by coming up with absurd theories and rationalizations, like saying they want to see baby monkeys being crushed because they resemble the closest species that could compete with humanity in a biological sense. Some take the route of justifying the abuse because they see babies as heavily dependent on their mothers to the point they become loud and demanding when they need something, which is seen as annoying and worthy of the abuse.

Any justification for this kind of stuff is ridiculous and if you are feeling like this is okay, you should probably stop watching those videos.

My bet is that this satisfaction people feel is actually a black op conducted by CIA niggers to imprison as much people as possible and then wipe them out, effectively causing a huge population drop which might make the global economy better. Do not fall for the trap and remember that CIA niggers glow in the dark.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783359 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:35:38') {

'>>4783318
> to imprison as much people as possible and then wipe them out, effectively causing a huge population drop
idk man even if they managed to entrap a million people with this it wouldn’t make a dent in global numbers'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783367 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:51:08') {

'>>4782434
No, I mean you sound like you're slowly falling down the rabbit hole from binging on this stuff and before you know it you'll be getting your rocks off from watching baby monkeys being tortured.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783419 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)04:39:49') {

'fabulous tantrum incoming: https://youtu.be/IpDUnAD_ykc';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783444 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:52:20') {

'>>4783419
LET HIM OUT NOW'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783516 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:54:05'  && image=='1693703939895553.jpg') {

'>>4783367
Ah that makes sense and I can see where you're coming from.

I caught that myself by just thinking about it the other day, and I've made the decision to not look up any videos or info on this anymore.

It's just too exhausting to see how far-gone humanity has become. If I'm a pity-fag, then I'm more empathetic what a shame it is that God gave us free will and yet people choose to participate in this kind of shit.

I do agree with you about people "falling down" the rabbit hole. Fortunately, I've been down enough rabbit holes that I recognize the feeling of falling and back away, shutting it away forever by putting a mental lid on it.

Weird shit huh? Makes me feel very strange writing all this out, but... it's definitely my honest unfiltered opinion.

Of course also, I feel bad for the monkeys affected and hope this changes with time. I just realize that I also would have no impact or real motivation to do anything about this, so circling back to putting it up on the shelf and forgetting about it.

This will be my last post here, but thanks for the "discussion"... if you could call it that.

Have a great weekend, yall.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783557 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:40:21') {

'>>4783145
scary af. i know japanese always take it to another level.
anyway, the indo guy who produce linda bitch slap in jail yet? i dont even know his name and dont want to.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783562 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:47:29') {

'>>4783249
last time i saw them on Argentinian image board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783620 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)12:09:01'  && image=='red_shanked_douc.jpg') {

'monke';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783699 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:46:24') {

'>>4783419
Their ability to freak out less than a second after comfort ends will never not amuse me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783720 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:34:41') {

'>>4783699
Same here. Another sauce piece has less intense freak outs and at the end the pityling is too exhausted to throw further fits: https://youtu.be/nAutLcJ2UW8

There was also a vid with a juvenile pigtailed macaque which got picked up and put back on a sofa repeatedly. The rat always cried when getting deprived of comfort. Its handler was a young woman, (probably SEA origin) wearing a Mickey Mouse sweater. Too bad that this vid got taken down on YT.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783722 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:45:05') {

'five little monkeys jumping on the bed';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783867 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:44:49') {

'what happened to Ting Ting?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783909 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:01:45'  && image=='noem dog killer.png') {

'>>4765172
First it was Donald Trump's sons killing elephants and other wildlife in Zimbabwe, then it was Republican monkey torturers drilling and blending baby monkeys, and now we have the Republican South Dakota governor gleefully bragging about shooting her own dog. Does conservative cruelty know no bounds?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4783974 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:54:39'  && image=='3.jpg') {

'>>4783909
imagine what a psychopathic bitch like this would do to your balls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784001 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)00:50:03') {

'>>4782393
sorry, i would kill that thing on sight with the same shovel i use to kill snakes. what a fucking creepy alien'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784008 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:04:03') {

'09
here’s that attention you ordered'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784009 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:06:39') {

'>>4783909
>>4765172
So to be clear, it's okay as long as the abuse rings are torturing humans? Epstein was/is a lifelong democrat after all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784017 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:17:31') {

'>>4784009
Holy shit what a ridiculous leap of logic. Is this your default argument, to immediately call everyone a pedo? Just because I'm against animal abuse doesn't mean I support pedophilia.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784029 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:43:52') {

'>>4783909
>less than worthless
based then shoot it
>untrainable
nevermind that's a skill issue and you suck at training dogs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784061 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:00:04') {

'>>4765172
>>4783909
Trump was the one who signed the pact that made animal cruelty a felony, you fucking retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784079 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:42:18') {

'>>4784061
Yeah, an amendment (proposed and passed by the Democratic House) to a law first made in 2010 when Obama was president. What about it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784143 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)06:39:57'  && image=='dolls.png') {

'>>4784001
It's a doll.
>>4784017
>Lol all republicans with no exception are animal haters, monsters and pro-Trump.
>Nooooo, you can't say dems are all groomers and pedos!!! Call the mods! I could talk about politics before but now I'm losing and I want all these posts deleted!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784145 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)06:51:35'  && image=='1607905358848.jpg') {

'stop schizoranting about politics you fucking monkey';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784212 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:10:26') {

'Where would you even find these telegram channels?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784214 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:12:29') {

'>>4784212
>using your phone number to interact with criminals'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784233 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:39:51') {

'>>4784212
All I can say is good luck. I've tried searching through IRC, some dark web shit, etc. They're either hiding it incredibly well (they know what they're doing is wrong) and/or I am just too stupid to look in the right places. I was going to try to piece together more information about it, so it could be a reference point for the "history of the internet" type of thing, but since then I've changed my mind entirely.

I am not asking for spoonfeeding either. I don't want to be a part of any of this. Think about it and consider if you do as well.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784264 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)10:32:37') {

'>>4784212
>>4784233
No groups, no VOs, no more videos. It's over. Just consider yourselves lucky that you didn't get doxed by KiwiFarms.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784289 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:11:08') {

'>>4784264
Is there any documentation about the entire downfall?
I've already watched the BBC documentary where they saved Mona or whatever. And I know that one biker dude got arrested eventually too.

- nevermind I'm an idiot. In another tab I found the thread on kiwifarms.
What a rabbit-hole, sheesh.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784294 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:17:26') {

'>>4784289
just passing info along, google "kiwifarm monkey dox" and it's the first link that pops up. I am also a bit skeptical that this whole "thing" was irradiated.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784534 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:35:00') {

'>>4784079
What now? You‘re the one who brought up politics first and falsely connected Trump with animal abuse, fuckhead.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784545 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:41:58'  && image=='guhijk.jpg') {

'This is a monkey thread, post monkeys, talk about monkeys or get the fuck out';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784555 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:51:53') {

'>>4784264
The tame stuff is stil going on YT. I don‘t care about goreshit anyway. As long as I have access to sauce that depicts teasing and tantrums, I‘m content.

lol, those stump-tails go off like an alarm system:
https://youtu.be/GZtMo9Pe-hQ'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784563 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:07:08'  && image=='IMG_2514.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784595 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:21:53') {

'Have there ever been monkeys in America?
Like south America yes obviously but what about the region now known as United States- have there ever been monkeys alive here? If not, why?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784608 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:37:29') {

'>>4784595
Naturally or brought over by humans? In 1938 some guy wanted to make a Tarzan themed jungle cruise attraction on an island in Silver Springs, Florida and imported a bunch of macaques that escaped.
I think there is another island with monkeys somewhere but I forgot the name.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784755 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:10:36'  && image=='Monkeysdistributionmap.gif') {

'>>4784595
>monkeys in America
No. The closest are in south Mexico. I think they prefer warmer and damper climates.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_platyrrhines#Platyrrhines'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784798 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:43:06') {

'>>4784595
Kek I kinda wanna hear more about this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784953 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:06:45'  && image=='1694180467235831.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784969 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:32:26') {

'>>4784953
monkeys are nazis now? kinda based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4784995 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:33:33'  && image=='1594146417596.jpg') {

'>>4763720
>>4765172
>>4783909
still voting blumpf
MIGA'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4785514 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:15:47'  && image=='zzmonkeymeetsnake.jpg') {

'>>4784545
well okay then'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4785802 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)14:32:37') {

'>>4785514
poor guy is screaming like Tom from Tom & Jerry
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4785972 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:22:11') {

'>>4783620
I like monke so much it's unreal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4785975 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:24:28'  && image=='1558111097692.gif') {

'>>4784953
>posting monke is extremisn now
I hate normies and the current-day internet so much. Why can't we have nice things?
Like monke?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4786062 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:47:48'  && image=='1616832038039.jpg') { }

}
}