import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/an/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Why doesn't /an/ have a pig general?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Why doesn't /an/ have a pig general?';
int postNumber = 4756708;
String image = '1711354177482826.webm';
String date = '03/25/24(Mon)04:09:37';
String comment = 'undefined';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756716 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)04:28:36'  && image=='hog_narrow_science_GettyImages-144724634-(1).jpg') {

'Because pigs are unwelcome. This is a HOG board';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756833 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)09:35:40') {

'I hate this. Everyone loves a pig pet, until it grows the fuck up, and it will, and that's when they're abandoned or killed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756931 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)12:47:03'  && image=='1686114689228279.gif') {

'>>4756716
I've got a HOG for ya...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756935 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)12:49:32'  && image=='R.jpg') {

'>>4756708
What's stopping you from making one?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756936 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)12:52:23') {

'>>4756708
Pigs have all of the intelligence of a dog but they trade all their social comprehension and general care for their fellows for extra spatial problem solving skills, so it's like having a border collie or german shepherd that is incapable of loving you and has no qualms with eating you if you're in an unusually deep sleep.

They are intelligent, but unpleasant animals.

Also, they eat their own offspring just because they are hungry.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756964 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:28:36') {

'>>4756936
Don’t forget they eat their own shit and… pretty much everything within its reach'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756966 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:29:37') {

'>>4756708
Why didn’t you make one instead of this dumb thread jackass?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756972 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:42:40') {

'>>4756964
Eating poop is for high IQ animals only'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756976 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:48:42'  && image=='800px-Xiyou2.png') {

'>>4756708
wtf, zhu bajie from Journey to the West is real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756977 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:51:12'  && image=='farm.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4756986 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)14:01:37') {

'>>4756708
/dog/ welcomes you. Pig owners become dog owners on occasion.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4757039 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:28:35'  && image=='5046992.jpg') {

'i love kunekunes so much';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4757042 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)15:31:12') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4758039 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)15:24:33'  && image=='1684740211590255.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4758059 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)15:46:43') {

'>>4756708
>>4758039
Seriously, is that faked? It moves its legs way too much like a human is controlling it.
Also, what's the source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4758135 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)17:29:06') {

'>>4758059
It's wearing a shirt to cover up the human hand controlling the left leg. People do this all the time and fool braindead ticktockers for clicks.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4758633 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)06:28:11') {

'>>4756708
This pigger is being beaten unironically.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759360 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)06:08:45'  && image=='1683709188567488.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759365 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)06:30:18') {

'>>4759360
Those are intestinal worms btw'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759400 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)08:24:58') {

'>>4759360
>>4759365
yummy chinese dinner'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759401 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)08:25:56'  && image=='2453238.jpg') {

'>>4758059
>is this tiktok fake

Gee anon, what do you think?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759465 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)10:40:41'  && image=='1711299532840035.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759480 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)11:07:33') {

'>>4756972
Yes sar thank you sar'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4759772 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)20:32:22') {

'>>4756708
Linking you're mom's snapchat would be breaking the rules regarding bestiality on this board, sorry anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4760008 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)06:02:28'  && image=='1693914796924922.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4760982 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:02:45'  && image=='1683046430609302.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4760992 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:44:14') {

'>>4756833
we need to SMASH and SLAM them better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761250 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)19:21:07') {

'>>4760982

Y tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761683 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)09:50:33'  && image=='1682108930603798.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761700 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)10:37:58'  && image=='img.png') {

'>>4756708
Because it isn't /ck/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761930 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:08:51') {

'>>4760982
piglet pincher'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4761947 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:33:55'  && image=='il_570xN.4288098119_445z.jpg') {

'>>4756708
Those are White Rabbit milk candies, very tasty.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762002 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)16:33:54') {

'>>4761947
>very tasty

I tried those once, worst candy i've ever had. Bland taste, hard texture, but not crunchy-hard - just soft enough to rip out your tooth fillings, like cold bitumen. Only chinese people find these enjoyable, the ones who didn't get melamine poisoning from the lax food safety standards over there. It was one of the very few cases where i've had to throw unopened candies in the trash'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762015 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)16:58:00') {

'>>4760982
I want to hear this with sound.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762033 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:19:12') {

'Total oinker death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpb7F7bAsM'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762039 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:35:27') {

'>>4760008
they really thought it was worth it to make this shitty video'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762369 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:14:10'  && image=='1701111478990220.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762385 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:58:31') {

'>>4762033
>*OIIINNK OINNKKK OIN-*
lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762389 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)07:59:45'  && image=='1708061789601.webm') {

'>>4762039
it's ai generated like this one is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762394 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)08:26:38') {

'>>4759365
yummers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762407 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:29:04'  && image=='pig ride.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762408 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:31:27') {

'pigs are disgusting animals
their best use is having their bellies fried and eaten'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762496 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:33:26') {

'>>4762408
That's one more use than you got to offer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762512 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:53:31') {

'>>4762496
you could fry my belly and eat it, would probably be pretty good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762530 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:21:31') {

'>>4762512
nobody wants to eat a loser'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762540 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:41:27') {

'>>4762530
name one thing a pig has accomplished'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762542 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)13:46:50') {

'>>4762408
is bacon a part of their bellies? if yes then i agree'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762576 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)14:51:29'  && image=='1684899224906415.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762596 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)15:24:45') {

'>>4762369
I am not sure if that fella is having fun'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762636 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:37:55'  && image=='1680562221956345.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762647 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:54:43') {

'>>4762636
>>4762576
cute piggers
https://files.catbox.moe/rjlfjd.webm'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762648 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:55:50') {

'>>4762407
His calm: GONE.
Where is he now?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762652 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)16:59:38') {

'>>4762389
>sand chair just floats around in reverse
lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762689 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:34:41') {

'>>4756708
Because of the toadline sewage'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4762981 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)06:27:34'  && image=='1688728094914076.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763031 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)09:57:02') {

'>>4762540
>name one thing a pig has accomplished
good taste'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763621 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)03:45:42') {

'>>4763031
humans taste the same
disqualified'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4763632 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)04:14:56'  && image=='1698457193917109.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764158 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)17:06:14'  && image=='1681533143923388.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764587 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)05:36:47'  && image=='1705296519767359.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764592 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)06:06:08') {

'>>4764158
hmmmmmm........'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764640 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)09:07:22') {

'>>4762648
The video is reversed. He was scared, but then an electric shock made him calm forever.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4764759 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)11:54:01') {

'>>4764158
Anyone have a link to the full video?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765263 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)03:41:20') {

'>>4764158
this should be a new banner
>4chan
What board would it fit?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765280 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)04:58:40'  && image=='1700056961633839.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765325 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)07:06:25') {

'>>4765263
/lgbt/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4765448 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:29:22') {

'>>4765325
jej'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766248 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)06:29:47'  && image=='1705965765126985.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766250 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)06:36:53') {

'>>4764158
>/fit/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766439 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)14:00:20'  && image=='1691712973186336.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766898 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)03:39:02'  && image=='1706041560448002.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4766911 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)04:13:30') {

'>>4764158
They’re giving each other piggybacks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767022 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)07:56:27'  && image=='Svinja.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767370 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)16:29:57'  && image=='1712521431488732.webm') {

'>>4756708
cute piggies marching'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767407 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)17:40:32') {

'i, too, am an avid ukraine supporter';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767461 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)19:25:25') {

'>>4767370
That is indeed incredibly cute.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767765 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)05:08:07'  && image=='1693243933118572.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767784 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)06:12:20') {

'>>4767765
"I HAVE NO SON"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4767923 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:49:55') {

'>>4767765
did it die?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768049 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:28:07') {

'>>4767923
No way it would die from that throw, but it's possible that the left sow might kill it in time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4768635 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)05:38:08'  && image=='1705546272271127.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769503 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:41:59'  && image=='1682130675062560.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4769551 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)08:08:41') {

'That's just a bosnian child';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770228 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)00:29:31'  && image=='ass scratch.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770340 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)05:19:01'  && image=='1689963380815171.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770467 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:24:10') {

'>>4762033
i don't get it, shouldn't their eyes be specially tuned to see that shit a mile away? it's a giant fucking lizard right in front of its face, it's not exactly invisible.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4770537 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:38:58') {

'>>4760982
lmao why?
and why does it just stand there?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771066 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)00:50:20') {

'>>4770467
Hogs can't see for shit. Also, even if they did manage to see it the forbidden temptress of the marshmallows was just too much to handle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771187 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:15:49'  && image=='1683403290943983.webm') {

'>captcha: XRY48';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771274 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:45:19') {

'>>4756833
Unironically got a text from a relative last week asking me if the rescue for herps, inverts and fish I volunteer at takes in pigs (it obviously does not), because an acquaintance of them now regrets their genius decision of getting a "mini" pig several months ago. They still live with their mom and dad in a shitty apartment and the pig (now probably 60+ kg and still growing) is only allowed in their own bedroom by their parents.

One second into google I found an organisation in my country that fosters former pet pot-bellies, miniature pigs and also hobby farm animals, but I suppose someone who thinks shit like this is a good idea can't use a computer either (or they maybe would have done some fucking research).
Still pisses me off, though. I hope that breeder gets shot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771509 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:18:32') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772017 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)06:40:24'  && image=='1691100040665905.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772829 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:08:10'  && image=='1698186471328499.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4773460 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:42:00') {

'>>4766248
I would like the GTA-style "Wasted" at the end there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774328 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:36:14'  && image=='1711885721655088.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774330 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:40:37'  && image=='1690976419613524.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774481 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:34:38'  && image=='pige eats slop.webm') {

'>>4756708
hey I recognize this pig!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4774995 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:00:37') {

'>>4772542
He ate his veggies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775939 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:03:01'  && image=='1703253273073296.webm') {

'undefined';

}

}
}