String fullTitle = 'how do we name him?';
int postNumber = 4765902;
String image = '1712367673118447.png';
String date = '04/05/24(Fri)21:41:13';
String comment = 'undefined';
'>>4765902
Paul';
'>>4765902
fishy mcfishface';
'Wanda';
'>>4765902
ugly bastard';
'>>4766096
Bit rude';
'>>4765902
the squatting strawberryfish';
'>>4765902
Lola like a retarded Elmo. Something to do with Elmo.';
'>>4765902
God really is running out of ideas';
'>>4765902
Okay but how does it taste like?';
'rotund';
'>>4765902
Pochita';
'>>4765902
Red handed furfish';
'>>4765902
covid fish';
'Someone mentioned in a previous thread how it looked like the fish from the Spongebob movie';
'>>4766582
He does kind of resemble him yeah.';
'>>4766526
I vote for this one, the chilean redhanded furfish';
'Sea Elmo';
'>>4765910
>Paul
Looks more like an Emil.
>>4766582
kek
>>4766096
This is what peak performance looks like.';
'>>4765902
magikarp
/thread';
'>>4765902
Tomato Fish. It's perfect';
'flamin hot angler';
'>>4766174
>>4766927
This.';
'>>4765902
Chilean Muppetfish';
'>>4765902
Roe';
'Strawberry of rage';
'>>4765902
it'll probably get a boring name unrelated to its appearance';
'>>4765902
Elmo's batfish';
'>>4766096
>Spend entire life in absolute darkness
>One day some random faggots come down and swim up to your face and shine 100,000,000 lumen light into your ultra-sensitive eyes
>Name you the stupid dumb hairy redfish';
'>>4771235
his canDELA IS OVER NINE-THOUSAAAND';
'>>4765902
Sneedaria shitpostii';
'looks like a warhammer squig';
'>>4772223
holy shit it does lmao
imagine if there was a larger version';
'>>4765902
carlito';
'>>4765902
Gooseberry';
'>>4766096
>those little leg fins
Mf is the missing link.';
'>>4765902
thats a cartoony fella';
'>>4766096
i don't see the resemblence';
'fishy mcfishface';
'>>4765902
I fucking hate twitter faggots trending out on sea pigs and other guys we’ve known about for ages';
'>>4765902
doily because his skin reminds me of this kind of pattern';
'>you now realize that most of these fish are permanently blinded';
'>>4766582
Its clearly inspired. How is it a new species then?';
'>>4777802
There's no point in having eyes if you can't see shit. Might as well trade them for different senses.';
'>>4766811
The furry argentinian redfin';
'>>4765902
red knittedfish';
'>>4766096
he cute';
'>>4765902
redtennisball';
'>>4766096
i look like this and i do this';
'>>4765902
ron';
'>>4766096
What is the evolutionary advantage in looking like this?
Why would god make something so weird looking in the middle of the ocean?
Checkmate everyone.';
'>>4781091
>why did God put something extraordinary in His creation?
Gee, I wonder';
'>>4781091
>evolution
>advantage
You truly don't understand evolution';
'>>4766096
This man fucks.';
'>>4766096
he's just minding his own business';
'>>4765902
>>4766096
He's real neat. I'd name him Terrordog';
'>>4777656
I was thinking it reminded me of a crocheted blanket.';
'>>4766096
I don't believe this is real. Very nice CGI but you made it look too much like a silly Pokemon to be believable.';
'>>4765902
>>4766096
Wool ball';
}