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int postNumber = 4766311;
String image = '1712412749233296.jpg';
String date = '04/06/24(Sat)10:12:29';
String comment = 'Tigers are cool.';
'>>4766311
i look like that';
'>>4766311
My favorite fact about them is that they mostly grew huge to compete with the likes of giant hyenas (Pachycrocuta) and scimitar cats (Homotherium)';
'>>4766311
That they are. Wonder what it’s like to touch one';
'>>4766311
Tigers :3';
'>>4766423
Way tougher than you'd think. Felt like petting some REALLY big short furred dog breed. I wanted to pet the belly but I thought that would be a bad idea and dangerous to do so I didn't.
I later found out the tiger was drugged to make it docile and I now feel bad about having pet one.';
'>>4766423
give it a try';
'>>4766686
was this at a petting zoo or something?';
'>>4766790
probably some third world shithole';
'>>4766790
No. It was >>4767125
Thailand, to be specific.';
'>>4766762
seems like a bad idea
>>4767305
like, in the wild?';
'>>4767309
>in the wild?
Nope. A Buddhist temple of all places.';
'>>4766311';
'>>4766311
Yes they are.
>>4766323
Source? Tiger evolution to become solo macropredators has always been fascinating to me.';
'>Genetic line secure but at what cost';
'>>4766686
I'd like to add that they're also greasier than a regular housecat (at least more than mine).';
'>>4766311
Tigah.
Tigah, tigah.';
'>>4767338
I'm gonna have to ask the buddhist monk on /adv/ about this tiger drugging thing next time he makes a thread';
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'>>4767541
he's just like me fr fr';
'>>4767405
tigre :3 :3 :3';
'>read The Tiger Who Came to Tea as a kid
>decades later regularly post on /an/
like pottery';
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'>>4769040
for me it was Calvin and Hobbes';
'>>4766311
>EEEH
>>4766424
>hmmm...
>>4767405
>hmm?
>>4767418
>HEEE
>>4767541
>buh...
>>4768772
>WAAA
>>4769040
>hehe
>>4769055
>LEH
>>4769598
>...';
'>>4770380
yes';
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'>>4770380
eating poo probably isn’t good for them though';
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'THREAD HIJACK
THREAD HIJACK
Snow leopards inbound! Prepare countermeasures!';
'>>4771014
snow leopards are more closely related to tigers than leopards so its fine';
'>>4771032
I am relieved to hear
They are my favorite felidae';
'>>4771014
>>4771101
fellow kittychad';
'>>4771101
>>4771014
I saw one of them the other day at the zoo. It was sleepy.';
'>>4767541
>I hate mondays';
'>>4766311
Goober is mossing some top teeth. Silly beast should brush.';
'>>4772503
Poor guy; teeth are important for the tiger.';
'>>4766311
what is it about felines that attract humans so much?, every one of them is a piece of art';
'I love tigers.';
'>>4774344';
'>>4774348';
'>>4774354';
'>>4774291
I imagine it has something to do with their proportions and their battle/hunting prowess.';
'>>4774354
what a goofy kot';
'>>4769684
based buh poster';
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'>>4774357
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'>>4766311
fuck tony gon' do?';
'>>4778629
lmaoo';
'>>4768234
I know its been nearly a month at this point, but rules are rules
STREAM THAT FILM IF YOU'RE SO GREAT';
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'i wonder if tigers know how pretty they are';
'>>4783609
It’s their main method of hunting';
'>>4783627
itd probably work on me ngl';
'>>4783635
nice kitty...';
'>>4783635
oh no.. would be horrible to get hunted and get pinned down by a tigress';
'>>4783635
Bro is trying to rizz me up fr';
'>>4783635
Wow, so beautiful…';
'>>4778629
That dog will give that tigress the best dicking of her life.
Once she gets a feel of dog cock she wont want to go back to male tiger micro penis';
'Has anyone here seen a tiger in wild? I have. I'm going to a tiger safari next month.
t. Indian';
'>>4784752
why are dogfags like this';
'>>4785047
>>4784752
Why does this keep happening, catbros?
>Catfag: Mmmm dog dick. Delicious.
>Catfag: not him but wow dog people are fucked up
>Catfag: Wow I just found this thread and I am disgusting what the fuck is wrong with dog people
>Catfag: and they say we're the ones with toxo. dogsoplasmosis strikes again.
>Catfag: here's the results of my daily search for "guy has sex with dog" and it's a news article not a video this time. dogfags btfo.
>Catfag's dad: Are you winning... "son"?';
'>>4785050
>NOOOOO ITS NOT MY PEOPLE I CANT EVER LOOK BAD BY PROXIMITY
meds';
'@4785111
All caps = mad = btfo
>>4785050
Gottem. They do it in every thread lmao.';
'>catfags: low iqs obsessed with post numbers on a slow board
>dogGODS: beings of pure logic, never tired of being right all the time';
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