'the beast.. what a glorious critter...';

'he me';

'>>4769038
I wish I was he';

'>>4769022';

'I used to rule the world, burrows would form when i gave the word.';

'>>4769152
Kek. Excellent word play anon';

'Better than koala at least.';

'>>4769022
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you?
The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its ability to shit in your backyard all the poop it kept for a whole week.';

'>>4769022
why does it have gamer dent';

'>>4769022
I liked the bigger ones better. They were fun to ride';

'>>4769022
undefeated in hanging competitions';

'>>4769022
This man speaks the truth.';

'Imagine pooping 1/3rd of your body weight. Imagine how good that would feel';

'>>4769584
imagine only needing to poop once a week';

'>>4769383
When/where were you riding sloths?';

'>>4769587
I'm not too far off
practice makes perfect';

'>>4769157
Koalas move faster so I dunno.';

'>>4772179
Sloths probably swim better and they don't all have chlamydia';

'>>4769152
now in the morning i feast alone, sleep in trees i used to roam';

'>>4774049
I used to mow cacti, feel the fear in my predator's eyes.';

'DId you know sloth triceps are stronger than their biceps?';