import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/an/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Penguin bros...(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Penguin bros...';
int postNumber = 4771158;
String image = '1712915178073006.jpg';
String date = '04/12/24(Fri)05:46:18';
String comment = 'We're losing our women to Big Walrus Cock...';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771162 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:53:41') {

'>>4771158
What if that was man? What if the penguins are losing their men to big walrus cock?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771166 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)06:05:43') {

'>>4771158
not a walrus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771170 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)06:18:20') {

'>>4771158
>subdued penguin is male'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771273 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:42:53') {

'>>4771158
Is there actual penetration or do they just rub themselves against them?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771317 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)11:29:55'  && image=='1708333604327304.webm') {

'>OH! Is that a helpless pengwoman down the-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH-ACK!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771444 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)13:10:55') {

'>>4771317
… did it die?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771536 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:58:34') {

'>>4771158
Why aren't they helping him?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771551 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)15:17:14') {

'>>4771444
without a doubt'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4771910 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:16:57') {

'>>4771158
God damn it I really REALLY wish that were me right now it's all I fucking want FUCK (the penguin btw)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772187 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:28:58') {

'>>4771444
It fell off a mountain. People break their hips falling in the shower and this thing is 8 times the size of us. What the hell do you think?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772269 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)14:57:45') {

'>>4771158
That's a sea lion and that's a male penguin'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772607 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:03:03') {

'>>4771910
kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772628 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:55:02') {

'>>4772187
Being fair both animals and people can survive pretty severe falls. This is just not one of them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772643 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)01:29:39') {

'>>4772628
That is extremely upsetting and I feel bad about laughing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772886 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:30:29'  && image=='1708334005108426.webm') {

'>>4771158
P-p-p-p RAPE a penguin!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772892 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:37:40') {

'>>4772886
>everybody watching mindlessly
>no one does anything
this says a lot about society'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772975 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:50:29') {

'>>4772886
was it penetrating?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4772981 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:55:29') {

'>>4772975
I don't know. Why don't you go ask the penguin?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775152 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)08:28:02') {

'>>4772892
>everybody watching mindlessly
Pretty sure the non-penguin birds are waiting for him to finish so they can start ripping the poor guy’s insides out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775200 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:36:41') {

'>>4772886
look at how happy the walrus looks...this needs some old-timey looney tunes music or tom and jerry music'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775202 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:38:40'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-17 at 09-38-17 _an_ - Penguin bros... - Animals & Nature - 4chan.png') {

'>>4772886
what is he whispering in his ear?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775234 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:36:18') {

'>>4775202
"the game"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775252 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:15:37') {

'>>4775202
>I have aids'
;

}

}
}