String fullTitle = 'Penguin bros...';
int postNumber = 4771158;
String image = '1712915178073006.jpg';
String date = '04/12/24(Fri)05:46:18';
String comment = 'We're losing our women to Big Walrus Cock...';
'>>4771158
What if that was man? What if the penguins are losing their men to big walrus cock?';
'>>4771158
not a walrus';
'>>4771158
>subdued penguin is male';
'>>4771158
Is there actual penetration or do they just rub themselves against them?';
'>OH! Is that a helpless pengwoman down the-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH-ACK!';
'>>4771317
… did it die?';
'>>4771158
Why aren't they helping him?';
'>>4771444
without a doubt';
'>>4771158
God damn it I really REALLY wish that were me right now it's all I fucking want FUCK (the penguin btw)';
'>>4771444
It fell off a mountain. People break their hips falling in the shower and this thing is 8 times the size of us. What the hell do you think?';
'>>4771158
That's a sea lion and that's a male penguin';
'>>4771910
kill yourself';
'>>4772187
Being fair both animals and people can survive pretty severe falls. This is just not one of them';
'>>4772628
That is extremely upsetting and I feel bad about laughing.';
'>>4771158
P-p-p-p RAPE a penguin!';
'>>4772886
>everybody watching mindlessly
>no one does anything
this says a lot about society';
'>>4772886
was it penetrating?';
'>>4772975
I don't know. Why don't you go ask the penguin?';
'>>4772892
>everybody watching mindlessly
Pretty sure the non-penguin birds are waiting for him to finish so they can start ripping the poor guy’s insides out.';
'>>4772886
look at how happy the walrus looks...this needs some old-timey looney tunes music or tom and jerry music';
'>>4772886
what is he whispering in his ear?';
'>>4775202
"the game"';
'>>4775202
>I have aids';
}