String fullTitle = 'I love seals';
int postNumber = 4773183;
String image = '1713128277230372.jpg';
String date = '04/14/24(Sun)16:57:57';
String comment = 'I need more seal pics. Drop your favorites. Or don't.';
'>>4773183';
'>>4773183
>I love seals
>I need more seal pics. Drop your favorites. Or don't.';
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'>>4773984
that axe made me nervous';
'Anyone else adore these homicidal maniacs? I think they are cute';
'Their milk is as thick as toothpaste i bet it tastes fucking good. But i will never be able to try it unless i go to a beach that has a lot of them and find a milk mama sleeping titty side up.';
'>>4774038
And then it will bite you when you put your mouth on her tit';
'>>4773984
Seadog';
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'>>4774062
I wouldn't do that as its scary and rude, i need one of those chomping toy dinosaur heads on a stick from the zoo to grab some with';
'>>4773183
Orca food';
'>>4773183';
'>>4773183';
'>>4774217
Yes, that is how the food chain works';
'>>4774062
>>4774087
protip do not get bit by a seal
if you do get bit by a seal, go immediately to hospital and tell them you got bit by a seal
seal mouths have wacky bacteria, you will no joke need a 10x strength course of antibiotics
seal finger is gnarly do a google';
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'https://youtu.be/Kg-HHXuOBlw?si=l0TZLMthr420299A' ;
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'>>4774084
This is valdivia! Chile yippie';
'>>4775751
that's just a fat borzoi!';
}