String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4773719;
String image = '1713196146128846.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)11:49:06';
String comment = 'In your eyes would it be an up- or downgrade if rabbits stopped lolloping and instead stood up and suddenly started walking like everyone else, like cats for example';
'*bunnies even';
'>>4773719
They will never be as based as frogs, so they should just stop the poser act. cringe ass rodents';
'I could never get used to the lolloping. To me it always has "injured animal" vibes and I can't unsee it even when I know the animal is 100% fine. I wish bnuys would just walk normally and smoothly.';
'No, they must not be allowed to use their front legs for tool use again.';
'>>4773739
holy shit they really didn't fuck around back then';
'>>4773739
Wonder what the intent of this was to show lol';
'>>4773756
Rabbits can destroy gardens, so parents tell their kids horror stories so they won't feel bad when killing the cute bunnies.';
'>>4773761
can’t tell if you’re joking or not but that would make sense considering they’re still considered pests in a lot of places';
'>>4773761
Most people don't actually give a shit about killing rabbits, even today with borderline pro-rabbit propaganda flying around. In person they look kind of soulless, like fish.';
'>>4773719
These photographs of rabbits moving or standing "wrong" are probably just instances of bunny skinwalkers.
>gretings, felo rabit. i lik the carot. do you want to com eet the carot wit me?';
'>>4773991
skinwalker propagandists don’t want you to know this';
'>>4773991
lol';
'>>4773991
so bnuys are actually just weird cat-deer';
'>>4773739
Those are hares. Bnuys have always been OKay.';
'>>4774145
What are you talking about? Bnuys are absolute mental assholes TO EACH OTHER';
'>>4773739
>standing on hind legs
That is hare behavior. Bunnies don't do this.';
'I think I was about 8 years old when my parents rented a movie for me to watch while they went to a party.
It was Watership Down.';
'>>4775070
rip';
'>>4773719
Downgrade. However my holland lop does walk sometimes. Then often do this when sneaking around. She thinks she's being super stealthy before galloping to me.';
'>>4773719
Upgrade.';
'>>4773719
They bounce because their bodies are specialized for sprinting.
Lolloping is the same body motion as sprinting. Many other quadruped animals sprint the same way as hares when moving at maximum speed.';
'>>4773739
Spoilers for Dungeon Meshi';
'>>4778158
Wtf bro!!';
'>>4773761
That's horseshit, but I believe it.';
'>>4773991
I can hear this picture.
Damn barking jumprat. That won't be my fren...';
'>>4775396
brutal.';
}