String fullTitle = 'South Asian Pheasant Thread';
int postNumber = 4774561;
String image = '1713292008638209.jpg';
String date = '04/16/24(Tue)14:26:48';
String comment = '>Visit any forum on the internet about animals
>Look at front page
>HELP! My dog has an open wound in its head? Is he ok? Look at these pictures of his wounds!
>Here is my adorable cat who is dead :( they got decapitated and raped to death
>NOTICE: Chinese people skin dogs and cats that is sad :(
>maybe 10% actual discussion about animals, even less about wild animals
what causes this?
Silver Pheasant';
'Himalayan Monal';
'Blood Pheasant';
'Pheasants are pleasant.';
'Golden pheasant';
'>>4774561
Seems inedible.';
'>>4774561
Any interest held by women will be lowered to such levels of discourse';
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'>My rescue dog gets cancer
>Buy dog insurance and take a couple days off work to run him around from vet to vet, spending thousands of dollars to actually get that diagnosis
>Learn it's cancer, cry and try and make him comfortable
>risk/benefit analysis to his happiness for unironically doing chemotherapy as I wait for doctor to get back with the specifics
>watch him hourly to see if he's in pain or any bad symptoms emerge
>Can't pee or shit
>take to emergency ward to euthanize and pet him as he goes
...
>Chink in asia unironically blow torches them cause they think it makes them taste better
what's this called?';
'>>4778622
Oversocialization. You place too much value on a dog. That's all well and good, but it becomes a problem when you start shitting on other niggas who just want to eat.';
'>>4778645
I think they can eat dogs without blow torching them to death too though';
}