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int postNumber = 4774767;
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String date = '04/16/24(Tue)18:57:44';
String comment = 'What do you think of squirrels?';
'I like em. I throw raw peanuts outside for them. I like their antics.';
'They're jerks. One of them tries to throw acorns at me and even tried to drop my dog's tennis ball on my head. I miss the stray cat that used to lurk around and slaughter the shit out of them.';
'>>4774773
What are you doing to the squirrels to make them hate you? Are you abusing them?';
'>>4774767
Gray squirrels I kill
Red squirrels I like
Squirrels that don't live around me... don't care';
'>>4774767
NIGGA THIS IS NUTS';
'they scare away deer that i'm trying to shoot';
'>>4774797
I don't think they hate me, they're just trolls.';
'I hate chipmunks; they nibbled the headlight wires in my last car, and I can hear them in tge garage walls.';
'>>4774767
I love 'em. Theyre cute, and its funny when they do that barking noise.';
'>>4774910
That barking noise is them trying to intimidate you. Precious little beans.';
'>>4774812
They throw nuts at me too, I don’t think it’s on purpose, I think they are just retarded littering fools.';
'>>4774773
>rock up on an innocent squirrel
>it drops the food it needed to hold
>"Omg squirrels hate me"';
'>>4774933
How should I intimidate them back? I can’t let disrespect like that slide';
'>>4774996
It makes the loud chatter noises when it does it. He's a dick.';
'They like me for some reason so I like them back. :3';
'>>4774767
edible';
'nigga I think they're nuts';
'>>4774767
They always make angry tooth clicking sounds at me :(';
'One of them that lived in my backyard used to piss on the trash can to mark his territory. Like, whatever dude you can claim the trashcan. I miss that scrappy little bitch.';
'>>4775392stm' ;
Usually http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4489792.
'>>4774808
HOOD OOS CUNT';
'>>4775032
20 caliber air rifle usually works for me';
'I started tossing peanuts at one of them that would sit under my window and pseudo-tamed him.
I made a hobby out of bouncing them off his stupid little head now, he doesn't even react to it anymore, he just dutifully runs to wherever it ricocheted to and eats it while I line up another shot.';
'I like squirrels
southwest has a lot of different species but I think the fox squirrels in the southeast are the coolest';
'>>4774767
Tasty when wrapped in bacon and grilled.';
'>>4775712
they are not for eating they are for respecting and rubbing';
'>>4774767
They are the niggers of the rodents.';
'>>4774835
>american houses have hollow walls';
'>>4774767
ayo redboi, where da peanuts at??';
'>>4776083
GOOBAS';
}