import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/an/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4775228;
String image = '1713367320112195.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)11:22:00';
String comment = 'Birds keep dive bombing me while I do my cart getting job. Is there any way to get them to leave me alone? Or at least show I’m not a threat?';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775237 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:44:03') {

'>>4775228
Hold bird feed in your hands, gain their allegiance
Train them to help you apply for a better job (isn’t Cart-wrangler usually what supermarkets hire 70IQ cases to do? The birds may be physically weak but they could probably help you in intellectual tasks)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775238 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:47:13') {

'>>4775237
>sn’t Cart-wrangler usually what supermarkets hire 70IQ cases to do?
Or former felons'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775468 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:32:04') {

'>>4775237
>Cart-wrangler
that’s a new one kek
(but also yes)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775827 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:03:01') {

'well if it's swallows divebombing you, they aren't actually going to hit you. they nest near my house, my work, and my gym and they always zip passed my head but never touch me. blackbirds on the other hand will scrape your head with their claws. hate those little fags.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775830 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:26:52') {

'>>4775228
Take a cue from the Aussies. Glue a bunch of plastic forks to a bicicle helmet, tangs outwards.'
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}

}
}