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public void two aggressive dogs(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'two aggressive dogs';
int postNumber = 4775305;
String image = '1713375468092339.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)13:37:48';
String comment = 'on my daily walk i see these two dogs are always out in a guy’s backyard. they are really mean and always bark at me. how can i make them like me? i was thinking of giving them peanut butter. evil route: i give them chocolate and kill them';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775313 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:44:11') {

'>>4775305
You dont do shit and mind your own buisness. Those dogs are likely neurotic due to poor socialisation and no matter what you do you will likely get fucked up by them. As for killing them, why? They are behind a fence and you are aggravating them to begin with by trying to engage. If they were a potential public harm it would make sense, but it sounds like you are just being a fag.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775314 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:46:06') {

'>>4775313
>Those dogs are likely neurotic due to poor socialisation
The absolute retardation of you people. They're dogs. They're protecting their territory. It is an inbuilt compulsion from millennia of breeding. The moment you go inside the fence they're likely all kisses and gumdrops.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775315 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:46:16') {

'>>4775313
1. im not a fag 2. i dont like minding my own business 3. i want them to be friends with me'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775325 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:01:47') {

'>>4775314
>The moment you go inside the fence they're likely all kisses and gumdrops.
You first.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775328 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:06:35') {

'>>4775314
More than breeding, its wolf instinct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSY3Z4yTgXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSY3Z4yTgXU
They sound like huskies.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775349 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:35:10') {

'>>4775325
I will. I used to volunteer at an inner city animal shelter and was the go to guy to put on the bite armor.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775368 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:53:22') {

'>>4775305
Stare at them, ideally until they stop barking. Stare at them everytime you pass by, don't break eye contact. Worked with every cunt dog in my neighborhood.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775369 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:06:01') {

'>>4775349
>bite armor
Thats a thing?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775372 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:17:34'  && image=='1712791623243081.jpg') {

'>>4775368
>neanderthal looking anon
>hulking across the street
>come across grouchy terrier thing yapping from a tied bike lock stand
>hits them with their soulless Hominid death stare
>terrier feels senses an alien and malicious presence it hat not felt from its human fur mamas before
>falls into a horrified silence and slowly death rattles in place
>anon walks away without breaking eye contact, like some canine equivalent of a cryptid
>newspapers report on unusual occurrences of canine spontaneous heart attacks'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775379 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:34:25') {

'>>4775372
This but unironically.
T. Almost got mailed by two pit bulls walking my basset. Stared at them and stood my ground and they eventually fucked off.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775380 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:36:27') {

'>These two dogs in someone else's backyard will bark at me from behind a fence when I get too close, should I fucking murder them?
>No, I'm not going to mind my own business, I'm going to fuck with someone else's dog.
Psychopathic and narcissistic behavior'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775389 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:00:31') {

'>>4775372
nigga if it's stupid but it works, it aint stupid.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775391 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:04:10') {

'>>4775314
You are most likely wrong.
Dogs barking at strangers is a sign of the owners caging them insife all day like fucking plushies'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775453 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:21:24') {

'>>4775380
i was joking about that part. idiot'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775469 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:32:09'  && image=='8n4wk8.jpg') {

'>>4775305
Feed them some of this'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775493 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:12:07') {

'>>4775466
Is that a serious question? I have a nasty roundhouse kick as well with steel toe timberlands, this way I don't sacrifice my arms/hands.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775495 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:14:09') {

'>>4775466
The thing is, they weren't after me. They were fixated on my dog. The worst that would've happened to me was redirected aggression.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775518 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:58:01') {

'>>4775315
The straightforward answer we all needed'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4775522 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:00:39') {

'>>4775372
>the speedo edit
Kekkin’ jejjin’'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4777028 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:04:00') {

'>>4775328
fuck off'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4777115 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:01:37') {

'>>4775305
Buy a big tub of milkbones or other cheapo dog treats. Every time you walk by just toss a few over the fence. Within a few days they'll begin to remember you and won't bark. After a week or two of doing it they'll probably eat right out of your hand. Dogs are pretty good at remembering people.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4777127 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:11:32') {

'>>4775315
>im not a fag
>i dont like minding my own business

Pick one bro'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4777196 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:55:08') {

'>>4775305
>these dogs bark a lot
>OOGA BOOGA KILL THEM'
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