String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4775706;
String image = '1713406433444557.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)22:13:53';
String comment = 'This bit me and ran to the ceiling. On a scale of 1-10 how fucked am I? I live in North America';
'Brown Recluse';
'>>4775706
Yellow sac spider. If you don't have an allergic reaction, you'll be fine.';
'>>4775706
>I live in North America
9.5';
'>>4775709
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!';
'>>4775706
I'm afraid you have been infected with homosexuality. Thoughts of sucking cock will soon come.';
'>>4775739';
'>>4775759
gay spider? or radioactive gay pozzed cum?';
'>>4776017
Bitten by a jew spider';
}