String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4775743;
String image = '1713409031050706.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)22:57:11';
String comment = 'Have you ever called the fire department to get your cat out of a tree? Or known someone who has?';
'>>4775743
I wonder how many firemen have been killed or crippled falling off ladders or out of cherry pickers because some fucktard's stupid cat ran up a tree.
If you're gonna die on the job you really ought to have a better reason than that...';
'My cat doesn't climb trees he just scratches them. Actually he prefers to scratch a rotting log and get shit under his claws. Dirty little boy.';
'>>4775743
No. Any cat I’ve ever seen scale a tree was able to get down perfectly fine after. I guess this is only for supremely massive trees found in the states or wherever else';
'this is white people stuff like christmas caroling that doesn’t exist anymore';
'someone post the webm of some Slavs chopping down a tree to save a cat only for the cat to jump off and survive anyways.';
'not my problem';
}