'Hate these little bastards. If only their cuntspawn didn't throw the other eggs and hatchlings out of the nest.';

'>>4775749
>watches and wrecks your nest if you notice and evict the parasite
Nothin personnel.';

'>>4775821
>cuckoo'd bird feet typed this post
You baby is hungry, little tit.';

'Someday I will never hear the ethereal flute song of a wood thrush again and I blame it on these little faggots';

'>>4775749
Why does it do this? What’s the purpose?';

'So 1000000000 years ago a really stupid bird laid an egg in the wrong nest and the new parents raised it really good so now this bird just permanently stupid and lays it's eggs in other bird's nests and atheists think this is a totally reasonable explanation';

'Have these birds ever heard of Kant and his concept of universability?
If all birds acted like them, then it would be the end of bird-kind as no bird would bother to raise their spawn.';

'>>4775749
>nest parasitism is so viable there are cuckoo species everywhere
>organisms are so productive, parasites spawn up to punish excessive production

Nature truly is the master of balance.';

'Slay cuckoos. Slice cuckoos. Maim cuckoos. Stir fry cuckoos in a wok. Flay cuckoos. Scalp cuckoos. Draw and quarter cuckoos. Crucify cuckoos. Boil cuckoos alive. Bury cuckoos in excrement. Curb stomp cuckoos. Impale cuckoos. Deep fry cuckoos. Encase cuckoos in a brazen bull. Entomb cuckoos into a pharaoh's mausoleum. Starve cuckoos. Pluck all feathers from cuckoos. Shut in a cuckoo into a morningstar and crush cuckoo eggs with it. Force cuckoos to stare at the noon sun. Clip cuckoo wings. Pull cuckoo beaks off. Inject urine into cuckoos. Force cuckoos to raise the offspring of other birds. Breed a cuckoo's spouse in front of it. Total cuckoo death.';

'>>4776037
Are humans the parasites to horses and elephants?';

'>>4775824
kill yourself';

'>>4776059
this, but unironically';

'Reminder that roughly half of all cuckoo species don't do the parasitism thing.';

'>>4776220
Wow, guess that only leaves 119 species of brood parasites. My perspective has changed.';

'>>4775975
If the original cuckoo was barely able to feed their offspring yeah that sounds perfectly reasonable.
Instead of competing for a different food source that might already have a dominant predator, just let the dominant predator itself feed your offspring.

Effectively living off of two niches for free, letting you produce more eggs without worrying about getting more food.';

'>>4775975
Well why would God make an evil creature if he's like chill and dope and shit.';

'>>4775886
They evolved millions of years alongside cuckoos. They'll be fine.';

'>>4776139
Not really since humans have increased Horse and Elephant productivity, not diminished. All domesticated species have received a considerable boost in species numbers. It is symbiosis.';

'>>4776580
Funny thing is that I read somewhere a cuckoo species was actually boosting the numbers of the crows it was parasiting. The call of the cuckoo stimulates the parents to look for more food making the crow chicks more likely to survive.';

'>>4775822
>Bird mafia is real
What a world we live in';

'>>4776644
>leave the egg, take theirs.';

'>>4776646
>"I'm gonna lay him an egg he can't remove"';

'>>4775749
Cuckoo? More like cuckedyou hahahaa kikekoo hahahahahahhaahah';

'>>4775975
More like really smart bird. Salty about your half black son, fattie?';

'>>4776586
So cuckoldry helped them out? What a morbid reality';

'>>4776716
More like adopted children are more demanding and make the legitimate children more taken care of.';

'>>4776792
More like fake bullshit study that failed replication.';