'>>74103950
Based mike';

'>>74103950
>barely picked her up
>already sweating in the armpits
lol';

'>if only you knew how bad things really were';

'>>74103989
>>74104061
post body';

'>>74103950
Why is he red?';

'>>74103950
Could you image he picks her up, he looks right at you, nods, then brings her to you. You fuck her while he watches and silently judges. You cum in her and he gives you a high five, you did well champ.';

'rachel pizzolato';

'>>74104083
Injecting test and eating too much red meat, joe rogan syndrome. Lotsa 50something guys at the gym with this skintone.';

'>>74103950
This is easier than it looks because you aren't doing much lifting with your arms like this anyway.
Raising a woman overhead on the other hand is deceptively harder than it looks, but I'm sure mike o natty could do that too.';

'>>74104083
he clearly got a pump before showing up for whatever this event was.
bodybuilding guys make that mistake a lot. you don't get pumped for EVERY event.
if you wanna fuck then sure but if you wanna look good on cam the pump will cause uneven skin tones and make you look like a tryhard.
Media events you should be looking lean and relaxed at most.';

'>>74104083
>>74104139
Steroids. One reason is they increase red blood cell count. You don’t even have to be 50. I get pretty red while I’m on, it goes away off cycle though';

'>>74104140
Yeah there's not a single hog, slampig, BBW, chubster, PAWG I couldn't lift like this, even if they were more than 100 lbs heavier than me.';

'>>74104083
running test';

'>>74104134
Truedetective's daughter looks like that?! ZAMN';

'>>74104134
a scholar and a gent';

'>>74103950
>doing literally any barbell lift over 100kg
>working out consistently
>running a 5k or more
>calisthenics skills';

'undefined';

'>>74104172
mike is natty though';

'>>74104304
>calisthenics skills
no normie cares about that shit you dyel faggot everyone at my gym who does that shit gets mocked and eventually ends up going to another gym';

'>>74104140
It is just a one arm zercher hold,last I checked I can hold close to 400 lbs in the crooks of my arms for 20-30 seconds.';

'>>74103950
>fitness feats that impress normies.
Bench pressing a hoe
Push ups with a hoe on your back
Strict pull ups
Lsit pull ups
Side to side pull ups
A split if you're a man';

'>>74103950
I picked up my 5’2 gf who’s skinny af and she thought it was super impressive (I’m like 6ft). Although her dad is a skinny Jew and all her friends are girls so I don’t she has a clue how strong the average man is';

'>>74103950
Mike face is expressionless. Confirmed for leaving humanity behind?';

'>>74103950
This is the dude your mom thought about when she fucked your dad.';

'>>74103950
>Post fitness feats that impress normies.
Literally anything a non white does.';

'>>74106083
I dont get it';

'>what the fuck am I doing';

'>>74104139
This, too many men giving themselves coronary heart disease and ass cancer from all the red meat they eat because a dipshit with a Shure mic told them too. Also roids of course';

'>>74106015
you literally never went to a gym in your entire life, schizo
post your fat bitch dyel tits';

'>>74103950
Who is the girl? She looks like Adison Briana but there's no way she knows him';

'>>74106164
i won't be your fap bait dyel calithenics faggot kek';

'undefined';

'>>74106656
stalone lifted and was on roids kek';

'>>74106166
>face downie';

'my sister will not let me film when I use her for bench pressing
I think it's because she leaks a little bit during it';

'>>74106091
might be referring to Kalaripayattu, these guys do hella squats and get impressive air time';

'>>74104083
That's little Dovakhin all grown up. Feeling old yet?';

'>>74106984
nobody cares about your weird indian shit pajeet';

'>>74104139
Mike just has naturally high test, hes natty';

'>>74104134
No, his name is Rich Piana, newfag';

'>>74103950
She could gain some muscle and lose some fat';

'>>74106742
Face Downey Jr.';

'>>74104134
>1.85m
SEX
YOU HEAR THAT OP ? SEX SEX SEX';

'>>74108983
wait she's 6'1" i met her and i was taller than her and i'm only 6'';

'>>74103950
>that slight redness of embarassment in her face
I. Love. Women.';

'>>74103950
What the hell, I unironically do this with a lot less effort.';

'>>74109120
haha you're such a chad :)';

'>>74103950
I wish I could get the results and ladies on gear that Mike gets 100% drug free.';

'>>74104139
>>74106152
>red meat is the issue
Ignorant or paid? Either way; Post body.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>74104174
>100lbs more than me is a lot!
optimistic, or european, I can't tell';

'>>74106110
oh my fucking god';

'>>74106015
>that shit gets mocked
i've never even seen a VIDEO of someone getting earnestly mocked out of a gym, you're a liar and a storyteller.';

'>>74104139
>too much red meat

which shade of shit is your skin color?';

'doing bodyweigtht exercises fast with shit form';

'>>74104139
Mike is in fact Natty. He's probably red from a pump and sun.';

'>>74104139
>Red meat makes you red
Huh, I guess you really are what you eat.';

'>>74106015
I can personally assure you nobody has been mocked for being fit in the gym, let alone having legit calisthenics skills, you fat powershitter';

'>>74110918
What do elbow sleeves even do';

'>>74104083
He’s shy';

'>>74103950
She's alot hotter than his wife';

'>>74110945
I would assume the same as knee sleeves or any other kind of wrap, stabilizing the joint mostly, as well as adding a little bit of rebound';

'>>74110918
That’s pretty cool
If I saw somebody doing that in real life I would say ‘wowwwww’ and point';

'>>74110918';

'>>74107045
this guy clearly does >>74106083
also please be mindful it is kerala not india';

'>>74109793
>>74109806
Another sumochad on my /fit/? More likely than you think.
Takerufuji next basho.';

'>>74110918
I feel like most normies can't appreciate muscleups, they just see a pullup and a dip.

You wanna impress a normie? Do a "one arm chinup" by griping your wrist with the other hand. Normies don't understand what muscles work in a chinup, they just see one hand on the bar and are blown away. In reality it's just slightly harder than a regular chinup.';

'Depending on the normies, literally anything. I got my 6'1" friend into lifting and he was in awe of my absolutely pathetic deadlift before I correctly predicted that he would eclipse it in six months. Normies don't even understand their own potential let alone strength in general.';

'>>74110918
tbf, that guy probably weighs like 140lbs, if that
still miring though';

'>>74104083
acute sunlight damage...';

'>>74111914
>appreciate muscleups, they just see a pullup and a dip.
Mate.. we all know muscle ups are 90% momentum.';

'>>74111758
Lmao';

'>>74104083
Can be injecting test
But men that have naturally high test will be more red than testcels';

'>>74104083
What, you aren’t red?
Get a load of this guy';

'>>74103950
Call me a newfag but who's this guy';

'>>74110918
leo wang is goated';

'>>74113035
Based guy';

'>>74113305
Why do Asians etc wannabe white boys so bad lool';

'>>74106166
Face blindness has a positive correlation with autism';

'>>74110881
I guess you're eating ass, then.';

'>>74104139
>Lotsa 50something
Lol, most people with that skintone just spend too much time in the sun.';

'>>74106045
The fact no one agreed with this really says everything about /fit/ bunch of powerlards';

'>>74103950
I want a women who wears leather pants like this Jesus Christ';

'>>74113425
few women understand the unbridled sexual aura that this kind of pants generates';

'>>74104083
Natural response to exertion';

'>>74104134';

'>>74104134
https://www.wikifeet.com/Rachel_Pizzolato';

'>>74113528
>wikifeet
of all the fetishits I don't understand footfags are by far the most based';

'>>74104134
She can pissaloto down my throat';

'>>74113506
Are you sure they don't.
Everytime I see them I can't help but look.
They must get so many men looking at them so how could they not?';

'>>74109806
Sumo legit looks really fun to go watch. Based Japs win again.';

'>>74113312
Why you projecting bro';

'>>74113305
Hes light af though.
I have heavy and dense bones, i weight around 170 when i am thin and lack muscle.
There is no physical way for me to move like that now at 210.
If i could id instantly be elite armwrestler and strongman.

Calinestetics pretend that they are not lightweights.
Have you ever picked up a kid who is about 5 years olld? They are like 18 kg /40lbs. I can pick that with extended arm with ease.
So imagine if you train and your muscles allow you to pick up at least 60lbs with one hand, if your bodyweight is bareluly over 100lbs, you can do mad calinestetics';

'>>74111914
These are pretty damn easy desu. Proper one arm chin is much much harder';

'>>74113585
I'm just saying it because those pants are not that common, I feel like more women would wear them if they knew how hot they are';

'>>74113631
Sounds like cope, fat boi. I've seen people above 200 crush pullups easily.';

'>>74113549
Top keke';

'>>74113644
They're going to learn';

'>>74113631
Cope, you're just weak and ungraceful and you have 0 technique or mind muscle connection';

'>>74113307';

'>>74103950
>impress normies
Just do more than 3 pull-ups and a single pistol squat lmao

Normies can't run 1 km and can't lift their gfs, impressing them isn't something to aim for or to be proud for';

'>>74113631
Can you do a muscleup bro';

'>>74113746
That bigger guy doing it is far more impressive
Having that much control when you weight 100kg+ is very hard';

'>>74113622
>bro

Yh point proven you will never be a white boy chang';

'>>74113746
Why are white mens backs so much wider and bigger he mogs that Asian guy so hard it’s crazy';

'>>74104331
Jesse is strong as fuark for a natural. Sole savior of Finnish strongmen.';

'>>74110918
kek triggered dyel spotted';

'>>74113868
cause to do calithenics you need to be a dyel twink who disappears in a medium shirt also you can't be taller than 5'9" remember that when someone tries to sell you on calithenics';

'>>74113711
Damn, Downie Chang got the flips';

'>>74106015

Not true. Calisthenics skills are legit impressive to normies. Keep in mind normies don't really know how hard is something so something like a human flag really makes heads turn';

'>>74104083
Shits harder than it looks';

'normalfags don't understand levers and leg drive so you can abuse this fact to your advantage. as a calisthenicsfag:

skin the cat, inverted hang, crow/frog stand and really deep sissy squats. literally babby-tier yet you get instant 'wows' from normalfags.

human flag and backlever look more impressive than front lever. straddle variations and regressions in general can look just as impressive as their full counterparts. forearm stand might as well be a full planche in the eyes of normies.

in my experience they're equally or more impressed by skin the cat than an open half back lever lmao';

'>>74106015
fake news. Handstand push ups, muscle ups etc look amazing to normies.';

'>>74114119

True, I don't know why they find planche so unimpressive. I've seen people completely not give a fuck about a good form straddle planche and be impressed by human flag and shoulder stand on p-bars. Normies don't know the first thing';

'>>74111885
We are 3 then, magnificient.';

'At a party I put my brother in law over my shoulders in a fireman's carry and did 10 Squat reps with him. He weighs about 85kg so not a lot for anyone that actually lifts but it looks impressive and wowed the crowd.';

'>>74106015
My brother in christ, any calisthenic skill baffles the normies.';

'>>74113805
Uhhh that's the whole fucking point of the video
If you think you're the man cause you're 210 pounds but you can't pull yourself up a cliff you do not deserve my respect';

'>>74113746
the second one is near impossible';

'>>74113746
>2nd is the hardest movement
>3rd guy has unreal strength for his size
>1st guy is what everyone should strive to do';

'>>74114215
no it doesn't kek but keep coping with being dyel and being a nigger by annoying everyone around you
inb4 you post staged tik toks';

'>>74110918
this dude thinks the 140 pound asian teens doing muscle ups are impressive
girlslaughing.png';

'>>74110918
that's dope af. good shit.';

'>>74111914
holy shit that was my go to party trick as literally the only person in my friend group who did sports/trained. It's crazy how easy this shit is but it blows people away when they see it.';

'>>74104083
He's cosplaying as the Kool Aid man';

'>>74111837
Kerala IS A PART India, Mallu sir.';

'>>74114306
You've never actually touched grass have you, let alone talked to a normie';

'>>74114306
if you don't believe it next time you are out with your friends do a muscle up and see how they react. Oh wait, you can't do muscle ups and you don't go outside lol';

'>>74114359
you know when a friend ahows you their cool whatever thing and you feign interest thats what they were doing';

'>>74114382
i do weight pull ups and weighted dips who cares about muscle ups dyel?';

'>>74114385
don't care, felt good.';

'>>74114380
>you don't like 140 pound asians flopping around on childrens jungle gyms? that must mean you don't go outside
kek i'm sure girls get wet when they see your 13 inch biceps';

'I was helping my wife set up her birthday party at the condo's hall and she said to her friend that they'd need our dinning table.

It wasn't easy but I carried it down the stairs all by myself, we live in the 3rd floor. When I got to the hall they were looking at me like O_O as I carried the table.

At the end of the party two of our friends struggled to bring it upstairs, people kept saying "dude how the fuck did you carry this shit?"

I don't lift heavy.';

'>>74114427
They do, as a matter of fact';

'>>74114457
mogged. for as obsessed with the feminine gaze this board is, they don't understand the first thing about what women want in a body (lean/abs)';

'>>74106083
This,

>>74106091
Zoomers will worship the ground a shitskin walks on, anything they do is considered superhumanly amazing.';

'>>74114469
/fit/ is mostly gay, so what do you expect?';

'>>74114437
>I don't lift heavy.
So what do you do? Bodybuilding?';

'>>74110945
Make you look super slutty and get my dick hard.';

'>>74114495';

'>>74110945
for old men like me it prevents tennis elbow and lets me do explosive stuff without getting sore. If he's a career athlete he's probably worried about the same shit too and taking preventative measures..';

'>>74109793
>>74109806
Goddamn sumo is fucking cool.';

'>>74110918
>>74113305
Sincere question, is shit like this harder if you're tall? From the webms he seems pretty short and I'm not but this is absolutely what my fitness goals look like.
What kind of routine do I need to get on to get here?';

'>>74114187
>shoulder stand on p-bars
Yeah these are great too. Unironically mogs a full planche.
Also chinups like these (>>74111914).';

'>>74114761
>Sincere question, is shit like this harder if you're tall?
Anon, I...

https://study.com/academy/lesson/levers-for-kids-types-examples.html

I'm assuming you're 6'2-6'3 190-210 lbs and not a Andre the Giant:

Muscle ups: a total grind compared to manlets but sure, you're gonna get there eventually.
Strict muscle ups: doable on paper but not realistic unless you focus 100% on calisthenicsceling.
Planche: just lol';

'>>74113631
>I can’t do pull ups because uh…
>*checks notes*
>My bones are dense.
The amount of seethe this one exercise causes is hilarious.';

'>>74113631
Radioactive levels of cope

Shouldn't it be even easier to do a pullup the bigger you are? Bones and organs are a smaller percentage of your weight, so muscles can be more

Oh wait i forgot the square cube law, does that apply here?';

'>>74114457
>yes my cherry picked example of a manlet vs an ugly manlet will sure convice them
they only people you are fooling are dyels who don't lift kek';

'>>74110918
Calisthenics is literally 99% just weighting like a malnourished african tribe child';

'>>74114959
instead you could just do barbell lifts for a year an look infinitely better than any 5'6" calithenics manlet';

'>>74113681
inbred';

'Why does discussion of calisthenics provoke such aggression?';

'>>74110918
>personally assure
lol post frail dyel body and you will absolutely be mocked';

'>>74115464
Because the average fitizen thinks bigger is always better and they seethe when confronted with a physical task their ideal body sucks at';

'>>74113528
>wikifeet
oh fuck that's funny. i wonder what the admins look like?';

'>>74113549
>She can pissaloto down my throat';

'>>74115551
this is pure manlet cope kek';

'way back in highschool (we were all 15-16) i remember mogging my friend's dad by bench pressing the 100 or so pount bar he had set up in his garage. Impressing 15 year old girls is not difficult.';

'>>74114191
>>74111885
wsg will post sumo occasionally in their combat sports threads';

'>>74116093
Run up a hill! Run up some stairs! Run a mile! Sprint! Do a pull up! Do a muscle up! Pull yourself up from a hanging branch of dangling off a cliff!

>manlet cope

Sounds like you're just weak, chubs.';

'>>74113528
>the site isn't called wiki-feet-ia
one job';

'>>74113305
>His actual name is Leo Wang
>Hu Lee Fuk
I was laughing for five minutes before I searched it up and found out that was his real name';

'>>74113528
>>74104134
Ewwwww, nevermind boys, looks like her prom date / bf was a nigger mutt.';

'calisthenics never fail to make powershitters seethe its so based';

'>>74106015
Normies get amazed when I throw a rock and can hit a tree from 10 feet, or when I lift an air conditioner that weighs 30 pounds without me straining myself.

You could learn to juggle 2 balls and they'd be amazed wondering how you learned to do something so difficult.';

'>>74109793
>>74111885
>>74114191
Hello fellow Sumo appreciators.';

'>>74113711
Wow didn't know netflix was working on a live action adaptation of kung fu panda.';

'>>74103950
He looks like a vampire';

'>>74104083
Duck eggs
>>74118258
You mean wikipodiatra';

'>>74106045
>5 regular pullups
>3 side to side pull-ups
>do two in a circle just fucking around
I did this in front of some friends and got cheers and bewilderment, it's kind of funny what people get impressed by';

'>>74114372
kerala has rich heritage separate from bihari aryaniggers please be mindful of it sir';

'I just remembered one.
I did a pull-up from full hang on the doorframe using just the tips of my fingers over the top of the frame.
This was after my wife and son said it wasn't possible.';

'>>74113525
Damn I wish I could touch metal things';

'>>74113525
FEETA';

'>>74104172
>>74104139
>>74104201
>>74112974
mike is 100% natty. all his gains are due to genetics and duck eggs';

'>>74114761
obviously any bodyweight exercise is harder if you're tall because you'll weigh more';

'>>74109806
>>74109793
Based';

'>>74103950
What is it that causes some to end up here while most become normalfags? Because it's obvious there's a distinction. The fact you can say "impress normies" and we all get what you mean is proof of that. We discuss them the way the gods of Olympus might discuss the strange affairs of mortals. Though to be honest I think we more often resemble demons in Hell seething about how much they hate God and His images. Lots of demonic psychology on display here.

I'm not sure what the point of this post is I'm just thinking.';

'>>74109806
damn the US should recruit these guys to play Oline or Dline in the NFL';

'>>74123212
autism';

'>>74123235
hes right tho';

'>>74123212
i've thought this way about normies for a long time now. My analogy is more like i am observing animals at a zoo (as sociopathic as this sounds) and study them so i can fit in more easily but the gap widens every year and i am unsure if it is me or them that is getting crazier. i lift all the same.
thanks for your insight anon.';

'>>74113805
Realistically they're all around 5'4" so the "bigger guy" is 75-80kg';

'>>74123212
I have been here since 08 and I am pretty normie tier now.
Most people are okay, just being online all the time makes people fucked up. If people didnt have the internet they would be weird still, we just wouldnt know about em/eachother';

'>>74113917
the video itself shows that you are mistaken
there are so many people that talk shit about giving effort i cant help but think the same people that have fucked up /b/ are also here fucking up /fit/

/biz/ has email verification, maybe /fit/ needs boy verification';

'>>74124916
body verification, not boy verification

but this is /fit/ so maybe we can have both';

'>>74103989
>His test is so low he doesn't have a natural musk.
Kwab';

'>>74104061
them pit stains tho';

'>>74103950
he's legit hella strong, though, especially for non competing fitness model, approaching 60s at that. saw a video of him repping like 4 plates on an incline bench';

'>>74113322
I wanna eat the ass of the girl in the OP';

'>>74113525
>>74108983
>1.85m
as a manlet, I want her to snu snu me';

'>>74106015
you are fat and I don't even do calisthenics';

'>>74113528
>https://www.wikifeet.com/Rachel_Pizzolato
her feet are meh, but damn, those tits';

'>>74104280
Kek, time flies.';

'>>74106984
Why does it look like they're both farting?';

'>>74123212
>Lots of demonic psychology on display here.
you're trying to elevate yourself above "demons" back into the realm of humans, what does that say about you?';

'>>74103950
How heavy is she?
Like 50kg?
That's not that hard to do.
especially with your entire arm helping';

'>>74127851
She's at least 60kg, and the only handles she has are love handles. That whole hog is sitting on his bicep, too. You can see the struggle in his face - that's a the look a man gives when he's trying to keep his shit looking tough but secretly he's dying.';

'>>74104061
Uncanny af. That faggot got surgery on his face isn't it?';

'>>74112974
This explain the skin color of carnivore chads';

'>>74113868

Due to their bigger benis they need to carry more mass.';

'>>74109114
It's called "cringe".';

'>>74103950

you know… Mike Otren really did win the game after all, hes literally milking the game for 30 years now, probably fucked tons of chicks, had fame, and now he gets to relive it all as a meme, he laughs all the way to the bank, he couldnt care less.';

'>>74113711
Kung fu panda if he real';

'My church has picnics monthly. My girlfriend and I bring a blanket.

When it's time to pack up, I wrap her in the blanket and basically landmine row her a few times because it makes her laugh.

Everyone around me finds it amusing.';

'>>74106656
its stupid easy when you open up your legs like that. easier than normal push ups even.';

'>>74104061
This guy would still fuck your mom, haters gonna hate.';

'>>74110918
I wonder what it’s like being 5ft3';

'>>74121701
You a rock climber? I always want to be able to do this but the pressure in my fingers is so painful.';

'My gf can lift me and I’m 200';

'>>74130090
Wow you're old';

'>>74114457
You people always pick some male model to compare to a regular looking dude.';

'>>74130090
Why is left photoshpped in?';

'>>74130111
200 probably isn't his age, it's unrealistic';

'>>74130782
I weighed 205 lbs here';

'>>74103950
I can pick up my boyfriend like this';

'>>74131042
How much did the guy on your back weigh?';

'>>74131085
Show pics for proof';

'>>74131133
Wish that was me bro must be nice';

'>>74125599
The toes bending in because of those shoes always makes me cringe.

>>74131042
I did this with my girlfriend as well but her son raged about it and wouldn't take the photo.';

'>>74123212
ignorance, narcissism, autism. "Normal" is an illusion.';

'>>74131383
Lol why was he raging haha, how much do you weigh';

'>>74123212
teenage me would call me insane for believing this, but I sincerely think that well over half of human beings aren't born with souls, that lots of people shed or lose touch with their souls for various reasons throughout life, and that these soulless people can't really be classified as sentient
(although I strongly believe that all living things shouldn't be treated cruelly)';

'>>74121333
Powershitters would never';

'>>74109793
Orange won, why the fuck does the ref give the win to blue? Blue guy hit the floor with his shoulder before orange made contact with his head.';

'>>74131383
>my gf's son';

'>>74130468
that's the point genius, women want a male model';