'>>74105574
>contains 0% fruit juice
>0g protein
>0g fat
>Not a significant source of dietary fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, calcium or iron
>10mg of sodium
>28g of sugars, not sugar but fucking sugars

Bros, have we found it? The perfect goyfuel?';

'>>74105574
>Blue Raspberry Drink

>contains 0% Rasberry
>contains 70% Water
>contains 28% Corn Syrup
>contains 1% Flavor
>contains 1% Blue No.1

Aggressively American.';

'>>74105628
>>74105646
you niggas ain't seen nothing yet';

'>>74105574
antifreeze?';

'>>74105646
>contains 70% Water
that means it's healthy, chud, go seethe somewhere else';

'>>74105652
You mean pure plastic right?';

'JUST';

'>>74105686
False advertisement';

'ENTER';

'>>74105843
I LOVE DRINKING MY SUGARY CHOCOLATE FLAVORED CRAB JUICE!!!!!!!!';

'>>74105843
>crustaceans
I love me a crab juice with my khlav kalash, didn't know they made chocolate flavor though!';

'>>74105843
is this the ultimate bulking tool?';

'>>74105652
>American flavored
>imitation
>pasteurized
>process
>cheese food

How many caveats before it's no longer food? Also wtf is "America flavor"?';

'>>74105886
No, that oilmaxxing guy had it down';

'>>74105686
>Just Egg
>not even made of egg

How have they not been shut down by the FDA?';

'>>74105652
Subtle flavors of A-10 Warthog, crude oil and freedom.';

'Honey bun! Made with real "honey"!';

'>>74105942
>dried honey
what's the issue?';

'>>74105652
why are all of the vowels in "sandwich slices" lower case? what are they trying to tell us?';

'I used to think Americans had it good because they would go to a supermarket and find 500 different cereal
Now i see these niggas are poisoned since they are born';

'>>74105942
These things are amazing when you're high. They just melt in your mouth.';

'>high fructose corn syrup';

'Pathetic';

'>>74105574
>>74105628
>>74105646
>>74105652
>>74105654
>>74105660
>>74105680
>>74105686
>>74105703
>>74105843
>>74105864
>>74105882
>>74105886
>>74105895
>>74105902
>>74105916
>>74105925
>>74105942
>>74105952
>>74105974
>>74105991
>>74105994
>>74105999
Nothing will ever beat oilmaxxing.';

'>>74105660
Oh my fauci, will these chuds just please respect the science and go to therapy?';

'>>74106003
>Filtered Water, Onions Protein Isolate, Maltodextrin, High Oleic Sunflower Oil Allulose, Canola Oil Cocoa Powder (Processed with Alkali), Natural Flavors, Vitamin and Mineral Premix, Soluble Corn Fiber, Onions Lecithin, Cellulose, Salt, Gellan Gum, Sucralose
>this is supposed to cover all your nutritional needs';

'>>74105628
you forgot
>pasteurized';

'How about some gaijin slop?';

'>>74106054
>goybean protein';

'>>74105843
What would happen unironically if you gave one of these to one of those natives from untouched Islands?';

'>>74105686
>$5 for a single JUST "egg" bottle
>when $5 can get you between 12 and 24 real eggs
errmmmmm a vegan diet is actually friendly for the environment and your wallet chuds';

'EAT THE FORESKINS GOY, RABBI APPROVED';

'>>74105686
J U S T
U S
S U
T U S J';

'>>74105942
this should be a crime, people tend to make excuse to eat this kind of dessert
>"at least is make out of honey, it must be healthier!
not knowing its just another even worst frankstein slop
>>74105952
>2% or less';

'>>74106194
>>2% or less
No shit, the bun isn't going to be made of honey';

'>>74106228
It has no business being called honey bun, but I suppose sugar seed oil bun wasn't as catchy';

'>>74105628
I've seen a similar product that also had
>brominated vegetable oil';

'>>74106268
>>brominated vegetable oil
I saw some sports drink from the US and it had "Sodium Hypochlorite" and I googled it, it was fucking bleach. Americans drink bleach soda and don't see an issue with it.';

'>>74105628
absolute peak, carry it around where ever you go';

'Normals can't into nutritional label reading. Their brain doesn't extend past "blue drink is blue drink", they have no intrigue over what the blue drink actually consists of. They would be too powerful if they realised all they need to do to filly comprehend a product's nutritional value is to turn it over and read the ingredients';

'>>74105628
When will this seal be approved by the fda?';

'>>74105574
are you drinking borgs at the gym anon';

'Slam a gallon of that, hit the treadmill and immediately get covered in acne.';

'>>74105843
I'm really sad that they photoshopped the crustaceans in.';

'>>74107282
>>74107282
yes';

'>>74107316
>Slam a gallon of that, hit the treadmill and immediately get covered in acne.
only after huffing tren to make my lungs bigger';

'>>74105652
>become empire so that you can eat worse garbage than the 3rd worlders
americans are truly something else';

'>>74105843
>2600 calories
>1 serving';

'undefined';

'>>74106013
1 gram of uranium is 20 billion calories. his bulk could be optimized.';

'>>74106089
I'd recon they would actually die
Their body probably cant produce enough insulin to cope';

'>>74107612
imagine the headaches';

'>>74107561
The modern American diet is a bizarre phenomenon but it's a byproduct of three things. The absolute fucking size of the United States, corn and the great depression. During the great depression businesses had to keep the supply going for dirt cheap and still make a profit. So what they did is they substituted common foods for cheaper alternatives, butter and beef fat for margarine and seed oils, standard cheese with american cheese etc. Then they realised american households kept consuming these products even after they regained their economic footing and so they kept on selling them.
Simultaneously, the size of the United States meant that you couldn't sufficiently transport goods from one end of the country to the other without them going bad. So to deal with the fact, chemists all over the States kept looking for ways to make food last longer. That's where most modern preservatives popped up, one of the most famous products being wonder bread, whose selling point was how long it lasted before going stale.
Lastly, corn was the most grown crop in the states and so it was used in a variety of foods. Corn syrup, corn flour, corn oil, dextrins, corn feed etc.';

'>>74105652
I tried that. It was the most disgusting cheese I have ever tasted in my life.';

'>>74105574
Is this a goyslop thread?';

'>>74105574
/thread';

'>>74108198
>ayo this water too spicy!';

'>>74108198
Liquid death "murder your thirst"';

'>>74105574
Today I will remind them';

'>>74105660
Ewww, water?! You mean like that stuff in the toilet?';

'>>74109119
This is fairly tame nigga';

'>>74105574
Shit tastes like cleaner';

'>>74105942
how is it more cost effective to use all of these ingredients than to just make one with only a couple?';

'>>74109758
My guess is that a honey bun with those ingredients can sit on a shelf longer than I can stay alive.';

'undefined';

'Thread needs more red40';

'>>74105895
>wtf is "America flavor"?
The flavor of freedom.';

'>>74109181
kek';

'>>74112521
I'm surprised that Americans have just now started using nicotine pouches, I've always seen hockey players using them and the sport is really big in the US';

'>>74105994
you gotta put them in the fucking microwave for 10 seconds dude its tremendous';

'>>74106046
Redpill me on pasteurization';

'>>74112639
Pasteurization kills bacteria but also enzymes. It extends the shelf life of products at the cost of a harder digestion, some even say that some bacteria such as those found in fresh milk are probiotic and produce lactase, the enzyme which can break down lactose in lactose intolerant people. There is a legitimate argument to be made with pasteurizing milk. On the one hand it's not as nutritious as raw milk but on the other it would be impossible to supply the whole country with fresh milk without it. Also, not all farms are hygienic enough to support a steady raw milk supply.

But for things such as the goyslurp in OP and honey? It's a complete fucking meme. The blue drink is just water, corn syrup and food colouring. There's nothing to fucking pasteurize. And as for pasteurized honey it's downright harmful to the honey. You're getting an objectively worse product. Raw honey is not as spreadable and gets crystalized with time or in low temperatures. Some filter it to get it to be more spreadable but that still keeps the natural enzymes of honey. By boiling it or pasteurizing it you get rid of all the benefits, and you're essentially left with runny fructose syrup. And get this, honey by nature is antibacterial. It doesn't spoil. Some researches found honey in a Roman tomb and tasted it because it had not gone bad in 2000 years. So there's no fucking need to pasteurize it apart from selling it to brain-dead consumers who buy it over raw or filtered honey because "it spreadable tho!"';

'>>74112862
When you say that lactose intolerant people could drink milk if it’s unpasteurized it makes everything else you say lose credibility. That’s simply not true.';

'>>74112879
>some even say';

'>>74112910
It doesn’t matter, it’s not true, making everything else suspect';

'>>74112639
There was a Rothschild who was in the house of lords. he only attended twice, once to demand UK create the state of Israel and the other time to ban raw milk. That's all I need to know to know it's good for you.';

'>>74114429
>it's real
>Rothschild inherited his title at the age of 26 following the death of his uncle Walter Rothschild, 2nd Baron Rothschild on 27 August 1937.[2] He sat as a peer in the House of Lords, but spoke only twice there during his life (both speeches were in 1946, one about the pasteurization of milk, and another about the situation in Palestine).[10] In November 1945 he joined the Labour Party.[2][11]
holy fucking shit';

'>>74107561
>>74107771
To add onto what that other anon said, the US has a LOT of corn subsidies. The supply of corn we have is truly staggering.';

'>>74112879
He's right about the honey, at least. Honey is one of those things where you absolutely have to buy it raw/organic because otherwise it loses all of its health benefits and is just sugar. If your honey doesn't crystallize it's shitty, overfiltered honey.
Also I haven't heard about the Romans but Tutankhamun's tomb had edible honey in it and that was roughly 3000 years old.';

'>>74107612
>Sierra Leone
That's just poorly distilled moonshine with food colouring isn't it?';

'>>74114503
>>74114429
Guarantee that cunt has something to do with the amount of pakis and nogs in the UK';

'>>74105895
>Also wtf is "America flavor"?

They are referring to the flavor of American cheese, which is sort of like cheddar but more mild.';

'>>74114723
If you're lucky, the methanol won't kill you.';

'>>74114723
only one way to find out';

'>>74106120
ahaha no way this is the original photo';

'>>74105942
titanium dioxide is banned pretty much everywhere outside the US kek';

'>>74114429
There's something special about milk and beef. I can feel it
Gold too';

'>>74106120
why did they mislabel these garloids?';

'>>74112573
dip them in hot black coffee';

'>>74117339
It's an essential ingredient in paint.';

'>>74116342';

'>>74112573
microwave one for 99 minutes then throw it at a homeless person';

'>>74114723
>food coloring
Yeah that’s 1 part kerosene, 1 part human urine.
And a tablespoon of gundowder.
>eet weel mayke yoo inVINsibool aginst owah enemee
>excited chimplike sounds';

'>>74107612
Holy crap they made nigga whiskey from the hood real';

'>>74118174
>Pic
lmao who are they fighting? Magneto?';

'>>74118184
>yew dohnt assk kuhwestshuns soldiah!
>thees ees a maaaageekul rife-el
>eet wee prohtek yew een bat-el';

'>>74112879
There is not even such thing as "lactose intolerant" or else infants would just fucking die sucking tit milk. What people are allergic to are cow whey proteins, which cow titty milk also supplies enzymes for if not pasteurized.';

'>>74105574';

'>>74108198
ah a fellow MCX enjoyer. What unit ya with anon?';

'>>74118270
The official /fit/ drink';

'>>74106054
dystopian';

'>>74112521
I'd try them if they were 20mg+';

'>>74106262
What percentage would satisfy you';

'>>74108198
Either this is an old picture or this water is the same as when I was running across 29 palms to grab them as a boot in the early 2010s

Protip: don’t put gatorade in your water jug as a boot if you don’t want angry senior marines making you consume the entire gallon, do burpees till you puke, and then run to get more.';

'>>74106046
Why the fuck would sugar water need to be pasteurized?';

'>>74105652
VALU TIME
american FLAVORED
SaNDWiCH
SLiCeS
AMERICAN FLAVORED IMITATION PASTEURIZED PROCESS CHEESE FOOD
16 INDIVIDUALLY
WRAPPED SLICES';

'>>74106054
Great during a camping trip in the Soviet wilderness.';

'>>74109119
Ice cream is the joy of my days, it's the last carb thing I can eat and don't turn into brick in my belly and ruin my day like rice, wheat and potatoes';

'>>74118182
>>74107612
>>74114723
>>74115455
>>74116342
>>74118174
I did my research, apparently...
>indian owned company
>“ We take the traditional herbs used to give the body power and strength and we mix that with the alcohol.”
>recently a nigga was caught in a fire at their distillery and the population wanted to lynch the indian management

https://sierraloaded.sl/news/kadco-worker-critical-condition/#google_vignette

>>74107736
>no side effects as a selling point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPZqcSTA3wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko';

'>>74121514
What in the fuck did I just watch?';

'>>74121514
fuckin kek';

'>>74121514
niggers really are this far behind in evolution';

'>>74112553
>I've always seen hockey players using them
Why?';

'>>74123105
Nicotine is a stimulant that specializes in short term focus.
You can test it for yourself at the shooting range.
Or playing vidya to a lesser degree.';

'>>74123477
I see. I'm not quite interested in getting addicted to that stuff. Any alternatives? I could use a help in learning stuff and doing the boring things.';

'>>74123494
Anything that gives you good benefits is bound to be addicting. It still works even if you are dependant on it. You can always quit, its about a week or two of being in slowmo';

'>>74123704
Would patches work?';

'>>74105843
>recommended "daily value" is 300 grams of carbohydrates
OHHHH SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEE';

'>>74123711
It definitely puts your mind in a hyper alert state from my experience. But be careful, as you already know youll be addicted quickly. Nicotine isnt carcinogenic btw cigs and tobacco are';

'>>74123765
I see...
I wonder if I could cut these in half or something.';

'>>74123755
half kilo minimum for grown man. carb the fuck up!';

'>>74123494
Oh it won't help you learn anything. The opposite. Retention is shit with nicotine. Diminishing returns.
It's more like:
>been sitting here for hours
>waiting for something to happen
>starting to get heavy eyed
>stuff starts happening
>pop in a massive dip of copenhagen
>for the next 10-20 minutes, laser focus';

'>>74105652
this is the cheese that doesn't melt, isn't it >>74105686
>concocted by 21st century chemistry wizards to imitate eggs, down to the macronutrients
>made of a type of protein that is maybe half as bioavailable as regular eggs, which is one of the most bioavailable proteins at the store
>more expensive, almost undoubtedly inflammatory due to how much processing it has to go through
grim
>>74107612
would run the risk of making me go blind';

'>>74105646
And it comes in a canister
Cant make this shit up';

'>>74106120
Here's the unedited photo';

'>>74124262
>And it comes in a canister
that's a bottle tho?';