'>>74105792
Nice';

'>Anon wanting to play guts but gets cast as donovan in berserk live action';

'>>74105792
I'm just happy that clients I meet for my sales work often comment on my fitness with just offhanded compliments
> you look like you work out
> what sports do you play?
> you look like you don't skip your vegetables
> have you got any advice for someone looking to get into the gym?
> how did a fit young guy like you get into this job?
> always get singled out of a group and asked to help with lifting
I used to be the skinniest guy in the room, so getting this kind of recognition on a regular basis has been a great confidence boost.
> wagmi';

'I dont think this was mire but i started manual labour and this one guy is rolling his sleeves up around me and imitating me when i carry heavy stuff, telling me to flex and such.
My arms are not that big in fact he has bigger arms then me';

'>go to rave
>fit guys don’t wear shirts
>remove shirt
>women start dancing very close to me
I need to repeat this a few times to figure out what to do with those women to get laid.';

'>>74106119
he is going to rape you';

'nigga finna be casted as the funny fat nigga';

'>>74106122
a good next step would be to dance with them, but I understand you were to autistic to make this connection. You'll get em next time big guy.';

'>>74106310
I tried a little but don’t really know what to do other that waving my hands around';

'>>74106396
Start grinding';

'>>74105792
>be 6'2" 220 lbs
>try out for Lollipop guild
>Get denied
>Heh, they mirin';

'>>74106414
Another guy was so grabby with her that I thought it might be her bf and the proximity to me was just a coincidence or he just did what I didn’t.
But then I have to dance with my body and not just my hands right, it was hardstyle so the dancing isn’t really slow, seductive shit.';

'>>74105792
>be my
>6 foot 7.63cm
>205lbs
>apply to small penis support group
>it only 7.35cm
> :(
>get rejected
>”we are the sorry, but you must have visible of the penis”
>trim my lower hair off
>try again
>rejected once more time
>”we are sorrys, but you too are small”
>feel sad again
>sign up for clit that is big support group
>make sure tape balls back when photo
>accepted
>”you are in for need of support. you’re clitoris is big”
Feel goods';

'>>74106548
>I know
The only response';

'>>74106548
and you're looking super cute lately, wyd this weekend? you should meet me at x

just give her a location and time but play it off like you'll be there anyways, make it easy for her to come join you. don't make a big deal out of it. "i'll be headed down to the beach this weekend, you should come join"';

'>>74106566
for you';

'>>74106548
The only right answer is to videocall her';

'>>74106548
>Thanks, you too';

'thanks autists, she read it but isn't responding';

'i was told 6'2 220 was fat and i should feel bad';

'>>74106548
4 U

That was the best response. You ruined it. Delete her number and try to not be retarded with the next one';

'>>74106685
According to Rippetoe you should be around 300 lbs at that height lmao';

'>>74106676
>calling US autistic';

'>>74106676
>this nigger actually took my “I know” response and ran with it
Please keep me updated anon, I gotta know how the most autistic answer turns out for you';

'one last ditch effort per
>>74106586
pray for me';

'>>74106548
>people unironically use auto-suggest and don't turn it off immediately
anon are you a fallout protagonist or something';

'>staring off into space between sets
>girl walks directly in front of me, stops, makes eye contact, then smiles at me, before walking away
I'll count it. Besides my gym friends saying "nice lift big dude", this is the closest thing to a mire I've gotten.';

'>>74106787
its funny sometimes, the responses seem to be adapting to me which is probably bad since i have zero game';

'>>74106122
I do this often, literally just make eye contact, smile, acknowledge their existence without being autistic... and they'll start dancing on you. I literally never approach women directly so raves and clubs are stupid easy if you do this method (also be good looking and fit).';

'>>74106782
You're trolling there's no other way';

'>>74106782
holy fucking kek no way this isn't a larp';

'>>74106782
legitimately the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
if this works it's proof that women will go for an actual retard just as long as he's fit.';

'>>74106782
you're supposed to drop your spaghetti, not offer to make some for her';

'BROS WE DID IT';

'>>74106843
[SUCCESS]';

'>>74106782
man who you thought couldn't make things any worse manages to make things much worse';

'>>74106843
i dont believe this is a real conversation';

'>>74106843
Holy fuck. The tism won her over';

'>>74106859
she told me she liked fallout and walton goggins is one of her fav actors in an earlier convo
blessed walton making shit happen';

'>>74105792
I caught a girl checking me out at the mall last week. We walked past each other, and I saw her look back like 5 times to look at me. It felt nice, frens';

'>>74106869
being direct and telling a girl what you want to do isn't autism you retarded nigger';

'>>74106843
MISHUN: COMPRETE';

'>>74106843
what a rollercoaster
gonna go for 205 ohp PR now';

'>>74106017
Based. I will be like this in two years' time.';

'>date this girl for a year
>meet a bunch of her friends and cousins at a halloween party last fall
>was conan the barbarian
>her friends are all pretty cool
>we break up around christmas
>about a week ago exs sister opened a restaurant
>go to it cause her sister was cool
>one of exs younger cousins was the waitress
>get dinner with some of the boys
>they all tell me waitress is into me
>get check and she left her number on it
>she told me her cousin was crazy for breaking up with me when i have such a nice body';

'>>74106782
holy fuck lmao you fucking sperg i'm praying for you';

'>>74106907
Doing anything except speaking in Shakespearean language and troll-on-a-bridge riddles is autism to me';

'>>74107042
>only thing that is autistic to me is things that don't fit into my weird autistic interactions
i wish you faggots would just stay on /r9k/';

'>>74106843
wtf';

'>>74106874
>>74106859
Fallout is woke reddit tranny shit';

'>>74106782
lmao YOU BLEW IT';

'>>74107175
if you are actually watching movies/tv shows with girls and not using at as opportunity to be in your bed with them in a vulnerable situation then you might be a faggot';

'>>74107197
he didn't tho you absolute mouthbreathing retarded kek';

'>passed an ancient black lady in a narrow hallway in the gym
>excuse me
>im gooood hheheeee
Also got a “hes cute” from behind my back as I was leaving the gym from a pretty receptionist';

'>>74105792
Bro about to get invited to Diddys house';

'>>74107197
>>74106843
idk how he did it, maybe he looks bigger than we thought';

'>>74105792
>flatmate orders food
>hes taking a shit so I go down to get it for him
>see 7/10 latina riding bitch on the bike with her friend
>doesn't speak english
>she smiles at me
>"uhhh hola? *restaurant name*? es para me!"
>shes grinning ear to ear
>turn put food on ledge, can see her smiling at me staring through reflection
>say goodbye
>exchange smiles
maybe she wanted a tip on the app but I'll take it desu';

'>>74107175
cool story bro
post age, body and date of last successful creampie
also t levels because clearly you don't even want pussy so it might be a hormone problem';

'>>74106843

Holy word salad… Even so, good job, kid.';

'>>74106843
kek based, I guess telling women exactly what you'll do and not leaving it open ended is really the way.';

'>>74107175
I liked it therefore you are wrong';

'>>74105792
>walking to the mall with gf
>a group of tall hot supermodel types coming our way, all wearing clubbing minidresses, expensive looking makeup and hair styling.
>wonder idly if there is a pageant ongoing,
>They see me and I hear them whisper something to each other in their local dialect, can't make up what it is.
>gf immediately grabs my arm and drags me to cross the street to avoid them
>cute, but think nothing of it
>we go shopping
>going back the same way, get to the spot she dragged me across.
>"hey anon, you know why I pulled you across the street?"
>"no, why?"
>"good, nevermind, forget I said anything"
>gf looks like she's mad, huffing all angry and the like
>"tell me"
>"no"
>"Tell meeeeeeeeeee"
>"Fine, those girls earlier, they were talking to each other about how hot you look"
>...
>"Hehe, thanks for the ego boost" and I kiss her cheek
>She punches my arm "Fuck you anon"
>We walk silently, she's huffing and puffing getting grumpier by the second. refusing to hold my hand
>...
>she says "Damnit this feels childish"
>She hugs my arm and we walk back to her place all extra sweet and cuddly than she's like usually.
>Fall asleep on her lap while she's stroking my hair, we've had a long tiring day


We've been dating for a few months now. I love my petite asian tomboy gf so much /fit/. She feels insecure that she's not tall, fit, pale, sophisticated, and hot. But she's exactly my type; small, cute, tanned, and has that rural thick farmgirl strength from her country upbringing. Still refuses to believe that she's my type, but I love to shut her up with hugs and kisses. Hope I get to marry her soon.';

'>>74106525
>you are clitoris is big
>feels good';

'>>74107283
>>"Fine, those girls earlier, they were talking to each other about how hot you look"
>>...
>>"Hehe, thanks for the ego boost" and I kiss her cheek
>>She punches my arm "Fuck you anon"
>>We walk silently, she's huffing and puffing getting grumpier by the second. refusing to hold my hand
>>...
>>she says "Damnit this feels childish"
>>She hugs my arm and we walk back to her place all extra sweet and cuddly than she's like usually.
>>Fall asleep on her lap while she's stroking my hair, we've had a long tiring day
comfy mire';

'>>74107175
Who gives a shit if it’s getting him laid retard. I watched Barbie with the girl I’m seeing and she gave me the blowjob of my life afterwards. Literal succubus about to drain my life essence shit. And she takes me clothes shopping so she can blow me in the changing rooms too.';

'>>74106843
you did it you crazy son of a bitch';

'>>74107303
I hope you like tranny cock up your arse, mate.';

'>>74107199
Based. I watched all of breaking bad and still have no clue about anything in it cause I was busy playing with tits or pussy.';

'>>74107267
That's all they actually want. Trying to be charismatic and charming is the real cringe.';

'>>74107318
how gay are you that you think about dick in ass when someone mentions a blowie?';

'>dating a girl recently
>getting dressed after sex
>she’s just staring at me
>playfully ask her what she’s doing
>”objectifying you”
>comes over to me and starts kissing my Adonis
>”I love this thing on you” as she continues licking and kissing
>gives me a cleanup blowjob (no condom)
God I love zoomettes, she even eats my ass now.';

'based it off this >>74106586
and the spilled spagetti meme
didn't really expect it to work';

'>>74107279
Therefore you like racemixing you tranny jew cuck faggot.
>>74107199
You like black tranny cock up your ass faggot. Amajew fag.';

'>>74107318
>gay and projecting this hard';

'>>74107337
post body i know you are dyel kek';

'>>74107329
Yeah Im real gay mate.
I might need a blowjob from you. Wear that pink barbie dress. It looks good on ya.';

'>>74107332
>>74107259';

'>>74106843';

'>>74107341
Post body first dyel. Youre small.';

'>>74107339
>sandnigger
You do like tranny cocks in your ass. Arabs pay big money for that.';

'>>74107364
ok big dawg';

'>>74107354
>n n n no u
exactly what i thought kek';

'>>74106827
>>74106843
AUTISTIC TARDS ITS OUR TIME WE JUST NEED TO LIFT';

'>>74107379
Sandnigger. You are the pink duck sucking tranny cocks. Im the big blue duck .';

'>>74107388
Stay mad.';

'some 15 year olds were powerstaring me when i was going for a run
on my third lap i couldn't resist and walked up to them, saying if they like me or something, they said they're my biggest fans and i look powerful
gave the lad some tips about working out, and the girl, for some reason, told me that she swallowed a penny
man, she's my type as well, goth vibe, good jawline, if she wasn't 15 the rizz would've been out of this world on hood cuh';

'>>74107415
You talk like a faggot because you are a faggot';

'>>74107415
>if she wasn't 15 the rizz would've been out of this world on hood cuh
People in the hood literally fuck underaged teens. If you really want to be hood, fuck her.';

'>>74107424
no, i'm not a degenerate nigger, fortunately';

'>>74107175
youre not well';

'>>74107438
Fallout has a large tranny fanbase on reddit.';

'>>74107399
mad at what? some incel with autism kek';

'>>74107393
you know its not autism to be direct with women?';

'>>74106843
Damn, that's what it gave you for choosing
>I know
?
New fallout is hard to roleplay';

'>>74107503
it's legitimately what i was thinking as a nonserious response tho, maybe i said something similar before';

'>>74107058
>says I’m from /r9k/
Well fuck, how can I argue with such an airtight case like that? You win; I tip my fedora to you and cower in shame at your presence';

'>>74107573
the robot recoils when found out';

'>>74106548
>i know
lmao auto suggest best wingman';

'>>74106907
Being a scumbag to women and showing to their faces their opinion means shit pays off sometimes. Women hate "nice guys" because they're always trying to please them.
I was talking to a girl friend at the gym about tattoos, and she asked me if I'd ever make one (she has two retarded tattoos and kinda regrets it).
I asked her in response if she ever saw a tagged marble statue.
She was so caught off guard that she raised her eyebrows, nodded and shook my hand. She's angelical, such a pity she is taken.';

'>>74107778
esl incel who hates tattoos fuck off back to /r9k/';

'>>74107778
>>74107812
fuck off both of you this is a mire thread no one wants to watch your retarded rant';

'>>74106396
anybody have the screencap of the reloading animations to help this man out?';

'>>74107812

Lemme guess, you have a dreamcatcher tattoo? basic bitch.';

'>>74107896
lemme guess you are dyel and brown actually thats not a guess its the truth kek';

'>>74106782
holy fuck is this how zoomers pick up women these days??';

'>>74107318
>>74107337
The longer I lurk this board the more I realize why some guys never escape inceldom';

'>>74106843
>watch Fallout after
Anon you retard.
Unless neither of you are NVfags then it's probably fine.';

'>>74105885
At least he gets to play the dom part of the rape scene now';

'>fucked a woman I haven't seen in a month or so
>in the morning have a shower
>come back into the room just a towel
>she comes over and rubs my abs
>'Anon you look so ripped and tan, you're making me feel pale and chubby'
>biting her lips
>kiss her on the lips and say 'I have to go now'
>proceed to get dressed, leave her apartment, buy a case of beer and a bottle of vodka on the way home and go on a three day cocaine and booze bender
>haven't been to the gym in over a week
Why do I do it bros?';

'>>74106122
>at EDM show out in the desert in another state
>underage B& chick gives me a bracelet
>it says "CUMDUMSTER"
My most prized possession.';

'>>74106396
>>74107857';

'>>74108808
It seems like you only lift for sex and validation of women. That's why you stopped giving a fuck for a few days after you got laid.';

'>>74108519
probably just watch the first few minutes until i can get her horny
is this not the way its done?';

'>>74108941
>It seems like you only lift for sex and validation of women.
Not really. Obviously that's a benefit, but I am not particularly big so it's not obvious I work out until they see me topless - I don't use social media and have no photos of myself online.
I think I punish myself for being liked, due to some childhood trauma.';

'>>74106017
>> you look like you don't skip your vegetables
Of course I do you stupid retard that's the reason I look like this';

'>>74108886
they're called kandi you fuggin casual';

'>>74107175
I thought so too, but then again I only made it 5 minutes before dropping because of the little half-breed + alimony white man humiliation ritual';

'>>74107337
>mire thread
>american starts talking about trannies and niggers

Tale as old as time.';

'>>74109071
he're clearly a eurocel';

'>>74106907
it is when what you want to do is make spaghetti and watch fallout';

'>>74105885
>anon wanting to play Rickert but gets cast as sluglord apostle instead';

'>>74106782
I don't understand what is so "autistic" about this. Not enough nigger speak?';

'>>74108808
Because subconsciously you're trying to prove something to your dad';

'>>74109158
yes this anon knows whats up girls love guys who can cook';

'>At funeral
>Notice the suit that I only wear for these feels tighter than when I wore it a year ago
>Sister mentions that my suit fits me better now
>Family/friends who I haven't seen in years mention how they're surprised with the muscle that I've put on
It is a weird kinda of feel, anon';

'>police report I had years ago listed me as a large intimidating presence for my restraining order filed my by neighour';

'>>74105792
I am aware that the following story sounds like bullshit but it is true and has made my week.
I work with a lady who is trying to set me up with her daughter who goes to uni with me (I'm a mature aged student) and week after week she comes up to me and says "hey anon, you haven't spoken to my daughter yet, what's up with that?". I have tried to explain that it is because I am older than her daughter by a significant amount and I wouldn't want to make her feel uncomfortable by approaching her. It came to a head yesterday when the mum said to me "okay what's going on? she thinks you are really good looking and is too nervous to speak to you". I was extremely flattered by this and told her so. I also said "she is only just 18, I don't want to mess up her uni experience by embarrassing her in front of her friends by having her mum's friend from work approach her and say Hi, plus I'm the oldest person in the class". Her Mum said "22 isn't that much older" to which I replied "but I'm 28". I was once again very flattered and a lightbulb went off in her head and she finally understood what I have been talking about. She apologized for harassing me and thanked me for being a gentleman about the situation. She also told me her daughter says that there are a bunch of girls on campus that think I am hot and have been creep shotting me and thinking of ways to approach me. It has given me cause for introspection because I didn't think I looked unapproachable or intimidating but apparently I do. This week I am going back to class and will try to be more social.';

'>>74109628
I believe you anon

Although 28 + 18 isn't really that uncomfortable if the girl (and especially her mom) are okay with it';

'>>74109325
What did (You) mean by this?';

'>>74109628
A few things it might be but not definite since you haven't gone into detail. Do not look at the ground when you are walking look straight ahead. Don't walk around wearing earphones or hood up. Smile at people and say good morning, afternoon, etc when walking past them. Don't walk quickly like you are a sperg. Might be wrong but plenty of autist do those things.';

'>>74106843
>burping up meat sauce
Bad idea';

'>>74110125
It just feels unfair to the girl, I already know she thinks I am attractive through her mum and it feels like too much power. She is very attractive though. I haven't been in this position before, it almost feels like a throwback situation to yesteryear when parents took a more active role in finding a partner for their child. I don't have trouble finding other sexual partners, it's just the social aspect that I am trying to wrap my head around. I'm trying to do the right thing.';

'>>74105792
Nice.
If this was sent to you by a girl then it's time to say cyl8r to this board of virgins.';

'>>74106548
>how should i respond?
Step one. Don't ask a bunch of hentai dating sin addicts how to talk to girls.
See: responses to this point';

'>>74110308
You have no self esteem. Just by how much of a pussy you sound like through that story (I actually mean no offense). I used to be like you, you have to realize that you are better than younger guys (which lmao you're not much older) and face the fact that you are the prize now.

Fuck the 18 year old, retard. Stop fucking yourself over and over again, I'm lining up a 17 year old and 19 year old. Get over it.';

'>>74107175
Everyone is very impressed that you don't like television show #73075, anon.
Please pay yourself on the back in our physical absence.';

'>>74110154
When thinking about it I do tend to walk very fast and am often wearing a hood. It probably doesn't help that I am physically quite large (not fat) and have lots of visible tattoos. I'll have to work on smiling more, I feel like my face is neutral most times but perhaps it looks like I'm scowling.';

'Coworker randomly told me "bro your arms are yoked" today';

'>>74106782
oh no no no no no no no.......';

'>>74106795
Doesn't count as a mire since you didn't do shit about it.';

'>>74106843
Post body. I need to see the physique required to get this response.';

'>>74110527
It's spelled "yolked"
>bro your arms are yolked
Because old-school bodybuilders ate so many eggs, get it? That's where the term comes from.';

'>>74110597
I think the point of these threads is to use peer pressure to get anons to actually do something with their mires instead of jerking off. I agree tho.';

'>>74107330
You posted this story in a previous mire thread';

'>>74106782
This is why I come here.';

'>>74107330
Who TF gets a blowjob with a condom on?';

'>>74110834
Apparently prosties make you wear a condom when they suck you off';

'>get a haircut
>Lady sort of plays with my hair and massages my scalp
>She laughs and says "I was trying to make you not so tense but it didn't work so good"';

'>>74110388
I appreciate the encouragement but confidence and self esteem isn't really the issue. I'm actually more concerned with the social blowback of fucking one of my friends daughters with no intention of having a relationship with her. I work in an 85% female environment so I always have to tread carefully with who I fuck.
Anyway this is a mire thread, good on you for getting some pussy.';

'>>74106843
Based autistic rizz.';

'>>74106017
The day some newbie in the gym asked for me advice on how to deadlift was the day I realized my physique was no longer shit. Feels good. Motivates me like nothing else.';

'>>74110308
dont do it man that's an actual toddler baby child';

'>>74105792
I sent my friend a progress pic and she said those arms tho and called me daddy. I havent had any organic unprompted mires yet that I can recall.';

'>>74107330
why would anyone want someone to eat their ass? i would want to eat a zoomettes ass but I cant imagine wanting her to do it to me, that seems horrible and disgusting';

'>>74107415
>not fucking the 15 year old
ngmi, sorry';

'>>74111420
Then wipe your ass.';

'>>74105792
>going for a walk with fat fuck friend
>two girls walk past us
>hear obvious kiss sound as they pass by
>fat fuck friend and me are demoralised faggots and we didnt even look at them
>i ask fat fuck if he made that kissing sound
>he said what sound
>i explain
>he bursts out laughing
I never understood this situation, but i take it as in at least i catched the attention from a young lady even if it was to mock me.';

'>>74106782
I'm genuinely autistic and this is how I would ask one of my friends to hangout, except for the whole cute part, but repeating back a version of what they said is accurate.
But hey at least it worked for you.
>>74106843';

'>>74106613
This guy fucks';

'>>74108912
This doesn’t help, I’ve tried';

'>>74110613
Holy shit you are retarded.
It's not "yolked" like an egg yolk moron. The term "yoked" is about having huge traps like an Ox yoke. The person anon is quoting in the post you responded to is a moronic normie as the term doesn't refer to arms, but you are a literal retard for thinking it's "yolked". Holy shit.';

'>>74107283
im rooting for you anon';

'>>74112032
ohhh wow you think you're so smart egghead';

'>>74105792
>go to strip club the other day
>tall, fit, wear suit, am doctor
>get sat in nice area
>just talking to strippers with mates
>tell me I’m handsome blah blah
>give me free lap dances
>take shots with us
>get more lap dances from this horny latina
>”i love white boys”
>puts my hand on her ass all night
>make out, rub her clit, boobs etc
>”I’m so glad you wore dress pants” as she rubs my cock
>gets pussy juice all over my Armani suit

I know i was being used for my money but it felt good to just be around a woman i could predict. I like strippers bc they are predictable and they just leave. I’ve had about 20 past gfs and after the last one who was an actress i pretty much swore off regular women and only go for whores now. That’s about where I’m at for being 30 guys. Fuck i need to pretend be normal so i can get married and quit this shit but fuck i love strippers';

'>>74112217
Additionally
>middle aged women touch me sensually all the time on arms and shoulders at work
>nurses 6/10 and below cannot stop talking to me
>hot girls act disinterested, weird, or don’t talk to me
>hot girls suddenly want to hookup as soon as they’ve been drinking
>girls cannot stop with little bullshit criticism
Truly a hell i live in. Thanks for reading my shitty blog';

'undefined';

'>>74106782

"watch fallout after", upon reading this her pussy dried up more than the Sahara desert';

'>>74105792
>audited for Austin Powers but got the role of Fat Bastard instead.';

'>>74106119
He’s being a wise ass and making a fool of you. Next time he turns around to pick something up bury a knife in his neck. It’s the only way trust me.';

'> been a bit down in the dumps lately
> seriously consider giving up gym because barely feel motivation anymore
> gf tells me not to stop because she loves my arms';

'>>74106782
i see nothing wrong with this, girls have blinders on when they like you. she has already made up her mind and this will change nothing';

'I knew I made it when middle-aged women can't stop themselves from spilling their spaghetti at me in situations where it's not socially accepted
>Go to conference with boss
>3 gaggle of women approach me using the classic networking opener of "OH what HANDSOME men you guys are" while staring at me with googly eyes

>Visit a tradeschool for work purposes
>same shit, the middleaged married women think its normal to tell me "what handsome men we got here today"

I have also now consistently gotten approached directly last five times I went out by super drunk 6's and cougars. Yea sounds good right? I can't fucking leave my friend group for a minute. And these women aren't exactly why I put in work nor do I want to be seen by good-looking women talking to them so it's fucking annoying. At least now I know a bit more about female psyche having to tell the same stupid lies about having a girlfriend and having to go back to my friends place for the night lol.';

'>>74107778
>I asked her in response if she ever saw a tagged marble statue.
I'm saving that one';

'>>74113269
i have a different perspective and i don’t think it’s annoying at all. i tend to flirt back and keep it playful, just some harmless fun. you know that you’re not going to pursue it anyways so it allows you to not give af. ive found that especially that (older) marrried women have the same attitude. they know they’re committed and it would never happen, they’re just having fun. obviously there are exceptions. just because they aren’t ‘worthy’ of you doesn’t mean that you can’t appreciate the attention and compliments. for me it feeds my ego and makes me more confident.';

'>>74106613
Power move.';

'>>74107283
How could your azn bitch tell what they were saying and you couldn't
I call bs';

'>>74108995
>childhood trauma
I think it makes you unfit to connect intimately in your day to day life. It frightened you to the point you chose to avoid it with this tree day bender.';

'>>74113597
cause its some faggot ricel that made it up kek';

'>>74110388
you type like a faggot and have fatty fetishist trannime saved on your phone i'm betting you have either 12 inch biceps or 12 inch biceps covered in several layers of mcdonalds grease';

'>>74109610
>police car driving by, does :O face and points at me to his buddy in the seat
I'll take it.';

'>>74113967
>autistic thirdie seethebabble';

'>>74106782
I love you please breed my bussy';

'>>74113955
>>74113597
That story is obviously white incel goes to asia to finally get some pussy, that's why she could tell what they were saying and he couldn't';

'Went out with friends last week and everyone couldnt stop commenting on how big i looked, girls in my group couldnt stop making conversation with me either.
A friend of mine challenged me to arm wrestle against him while his girlfriend was watching, i won so hard his shoulders actually started to hurt as he was losing strength, gf saw all of it and couldnt stop giggling while he wallowed for a bit.
Shit you not i felt like bending her over and fucking her in front of him in that moment, i know arm wrestling is kind of a meme when it comes to test of strength but it felt weirdly good to overpower someone in front of something they cherish.';

'>>74111099
>I appreciate the encouragement but confidence and self esteem isn't really the issue.
yea it is, you're convincing yourself you can't go after pussy on a platter. People will make excuses for you if you're attractive. Like when I was unemployed:
>when I was fat
"Omg, you're lazy. Ruining your life anon"
>attractive
"You're just in a emotional rut, you're a great guy anon you'll pull through."

Same shit when you're running around with girls. Those old hags you're worried about will laugh at how you're breaking girls hearts; love the drama. You're in your own goddamn head, get out. I say this for you and for myself. I have a weirder problem than you. My brother in laws daughter from another marriage is 16 and tells me
>omg, I think your veins are sexy
>I wish I could have someone like you
>I'm so safe around you
>constantly tells me she talks about me to her friends
>I legit see her maybe 5 times a year
That's a legit dilemma because of the drama it'll cause messing around with her. Your's is legit nothing.
>>74113967
I love being white lol';

'>>74112226
Have you tried domestic violence?';

'>>74106676
>not replying with thanks';

'>>74106843
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO';

'>>74112428
nah it sealed the deal
thank you walton goggins for helping me get my dick wet';

'>>74105792
lol that's not a mire';

'>>74112422
Lmao. Based Kanye lover';

'I am boing bald.
Will I still be able to get mires once I make it? I'm 25 btw';

'A female friend told me I should stop lifting or else I'll tear up my tshirts. But I'm dyel.';

'>>74106795
I've had like 3 different twinkish dudes do this and every time we make end up making eye contact and they immediately 180 to the other side of the gym. They aren't my type but it's really funny to me because I specifically try not to be intimidating while I'm lifting.';

'>>74116076
Tell her you’ll stop if you can tear her up';

'>>74110308
>feels like too much power

Listening to redditards and ugly women. NGMI. Women love men with more power over them. And if she's 18 she can make her own decisions';

'>>74115927
I'm also going bald and I'm getting mires for my hair
absolutely insane clown world, can't they see I'm going bald HARD I'M NORWOODING ALL OVER THE PLACE ARE YOU BLIND WOMAN';

'>>74114336
i'm glad you will never reproduce kek';

'>>74114420
have you tried not being a faggot who has to live in a fantasy world where he hurts women cause he doesn't have sex?';

'>>74116188
seethe brownoid.';

'>>74116203
another self hating pajeet detected kek post hand ranjeesh';

'>no hand posted
kek another indian poster exposed';

'>>74105792
not mire but no thread else to ask
>be me
>match woman on hinge
>respond to opener and ask one question
>she octuple responds, 5 of which are voice messages
what does this mean?';

'>>74116400
she's insane';

'>>74116400
does she sound hot? i matched with some vegan girl who had a super hot body and her voice was enough to make me cum ended up eating shitty vegan food and her pussy and ass';

'>>74115927
I've been full bald since age 23 and the only decent mires I get are when I'm wearing a hat.';

'>>74106843
>>74106782
>>74106676
FAWK!!! WE'RE SO BACK!';

'>>74106843
Congrats anon. The advice was good. Now take it easy, be chill and funny.
>>74106586';

'My shredded, ripped, jacked, cool black gym bro (know him because he was banging a friend of mine), came over during incline bench and said “man you make that look easy” it was just 185 but I’ll take that mire. Going to 2pl8';

'>shopping for groceries, headphones on
>someone taps my shoulder
>little old lady
>motions for me to take off my headphones, i do
>she waves and says hi and literally winks
>i just kinda wave back and half smile and leave

idk what to say brehs. is getting street harassed by grandma how you know you made it?';

'>>74106782
NO YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU'RE MEANT TO BE DISTANT AND ENIGMATIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE';

'>>74106843
BASEDO WAGMI DO YOUR BEST ANON';

'>>74107778
>>74113504
Haha I actually practiced this one in my room a few times after I read the post';

'>pick up homeless chick
>take her home
>fuck her in the bathroom after Ashe showers
>she smokes meth while watching me jerk off
>bend her over sink and fuck her raw
>she tells me “damn Anon your six pack looked so good in the mirror when u we’re fucking me “';

'>Doing bench today at my climbing gym
>working up to 225lbs x 3
>get a guy to spot me for 215lbs x 5
>after the set, he says "Jeez man, how much is that"
>"215"
>"light work man, nice"
I also hit lmao 1pl8 OHP this session (for 1). It was a good night.';

'>>74118896
Back again?
Be nice to the hookers, anon.';

'>>74110613
Based educator';

'>>74106548
>You to';

'>>74112217
Who the fuck still goes to strip clubs in current year you miserable fuck.';

'>>74106843
Drop spaghetti all over the floor on the date and take a photo for us';

'>>74107588
guess again, faggot';

'>>74109628
gg progressive libtards you've made anons uncomfortable with age gaps';

'>>74114290
how about you lend some respect to your friend's gfs you spineless fuck and not autistically analyze every giggle and eye contact they make as some sort of attraction to you. Your friend was probably balls deep in her that night while you're cucking in bed rerunning the situation over and over

As someone whos been on both sides of situations like this you're a faggot. Put on your first 10 lbs of noobs gains and think you're an alpha male for "overpowering" someone in what should be a playful arm wrestling match.';

'Here's my hits for this weekend

>girl comes up behind me at bar, asks what I'm getting
>talk to her a little bit, ask for her number

>at a different dark bar
>random drunk girl comes up to me, asks what i'm drinking
>"oh i looove coors"
>hugs me, rubs her head against my cheek
catch and release


>facetime girl I used to talk to in college
>she's begging me to fly all the way to ny to spend the weekend at her apt
cant take the time off work';

'>>74109325
please elaborate';

'>>74118782';

'>>74105792
>6’2 220
>makes up fictitious message
>"intimidating"
Might have pulled it off if you didn't suck your own cock in the fake message. Kys with this off-topic garbage.
>>>/r9k/';

'>>74106676
>pot and kettle
Based retard.';

'>>74106843
Based beyond belief';

'>>74106859
No shit, Sherlock.
>>74106874
>trying this hard
kys';

'>>74107778
>when you're an idiot zoomer and betray you're utter idiocy by faking being experienced';

'>>74107812
/thread
>>74107812
>>74107831
>>74118782
>retards responding to bait
>>74118782
>retard trying to continue his retarded bait';

'>>74108995
>believes in trauma
you are a faggot';

'>>74120076
>>she's begging me to fly all the way to ny to spend the weekend at her apt

Don't do it even if you've had time. That's just gonna give her an ego boost that she can get a guy to fly out to her. Nothing will happen. If she was the one trying to fly to you then she's actually into you.';

'>>74120021
Libtards try to paint these teenagers as victims, but those girls know what they're doing. Some of them deliberately refuse to date boys their own age and they're the ones who are hitting on the older men sometimes.';

'>>74112422
lmao';

'>>74112160
>ohhh wow you think you're so smart egghead
kek';

'>there are "men" in these threads that didn't fuck underage girls even when they could
Absolute cowards and homosexuals.';

'>>74122051
Sorry anon, was too busy being touched by my uncle during those years. I’ll make it up to you in another life though';

'>>74122089
Sorry to hear that anon, hope you won't reproduce (diddle another kid).';

'>>74106843
>>74118996
Mention sometime during the night
>you made me drop my spaghetti!
for the lulz';

'>>74118929
Wow, I'm the opposite, can hit 1 plate ohp for 5 but struggle with 2 plate bench just for a couple';

'>>74120220
Hey I just want you to know - you might have made a terrible decision that makes you look uglier and will make everyone around you think you have poor impulse control, but if you're not a pussy and/or poor can always get it lasered off!';

'>>74109027
little girls, ackshually';

'.>>74122412
My vertical press is really lagging according to symetric strength, ive been working on shoulder mobility and incline work to assist it.';

'>>74122219
Of course I’m going to marry and reproduce, then diddle (do my best to be the best dad I can) my kid';

'>>74110308
You're an incredible faggot and you should kill yourself to remove such a worthless human from the planet.

You had a complete layup and fucked it up. I hope you regret that for the rest of your faggot life.';

'>lifting at gym
>girl walks up to me and says "I just wanted to say you're really strong"
Does this count as a mire or no?';

'>>74106843
This is either fake AF or you are a giga Chad.
If it is real, wear this shirt';

'>>74123679
Yes';

'I had some underage girls at Yellowstone follow me around';

'>>74106676
>>74106782
>>74106843
Incredibly based. But what the hell made her send the first message? Do you post on social media or something?';

'>>74105792';

'>>74125377
Jon, that looks fake as fuck';

'>>74125553
How do know my name?';

'>>74125773
You're not very smart for an Oriental.';

'>>74125773
Same girl btw';

'>>74125792
Yea cause Jon is such a classic Asian name right? Cats out of the bag now anyways in re: name. Kiss my ass.';

'>>74125811
Actually it is, I know a lot of Asian Jon(athan)s.

But if you're a white guy, you're not very smart for a Silicon Valley engineer.';

'>>74125902
>Silicon Valley engineer
s are a fucking meme';

'>>74125902
Whatever man I am white but who cares?';

'>>74106843
That’s kinda cute tho desu';

'>>74106122
Based and ZYZZpilled';

'>>74125773
nice. what's the shirtless pic on your profile?
I don't have any beach pics but I realized letting women know you're /fit/ is important so I'm gonna add a mirror gym photo that shows that off. even though mirror pics are considered suboptimal, it's currently doing the best on the tests I set to women only on photofeeler lmao';

'>>74126495
It was just a good lighting mirror selfie. And this was from Asian women. I do not meet most white woman's standards. Likewise had a lot of black and Latina women interested that was surprised by that. A few 18 year old white girls but I felt like they were too young so I unmatched them. Some single moms with tattoos. I similarly ghosted or rejected them. I deleted the fat ones immediately. I also dated a hot native woman for a bit. I have been in a relationship for a bit now. These are old. Most of my mires are from guys but a few hot women talk to me now and again but I do not talk to them much or ignore them since I do not want to cheat.

I keep these old memories close though when I feel sad.';

'>>74126572
Women are impressed by my dick and how much I can cum and I also can cum twice sometimes. They think more about that then my muscles or looks. Maybe my height and good personality as well.';

'>>74107223
I remember one time I was walking across college campus and there are two girls in front of me walking the same direction, chatting. I increase me pace cause they might think I'm a creep checking out their asses (I was). I pass them and hear one say "he's cute," I slightly turn my head to listen in and hear "anyways, so I was blah blah blah"
Why didn't I say thank you bros?';

'>>74106843
I'm proud of you, boy.';

'>>74126810
why didnt you fuck them man why';

'texting thirdie girls on whatsapp and all those other trash apps is so rancid';

'>>74105792
"Hey faggot

Once again thank you for reaching out. To be frank you are too big (of an annoying fag), and your stature is too intimidating for the role of a paki. I would like to cast you as rum tum tugger the gay cat in the film.

Than you,
Some big nostrilled jew';

'>>74105792
In a relationship but there’s a really cute girl at my gym who is into me
>about a year ago use to go to the gym early in the morning, like 4 am
>one day this really beautiful girl, looks about 22 starts coming
>great body, beautiful face, easily a 10/10 in my eyes
>don’t really talk or hit on girls at the gym cause I’m in a relationship, but do notice her every morning
>I stopped going super early about 8 months ago cause of new work schedule. I go either late morning or afternoon now
>FF 1 month ago
>I see her using a machine near me
>we make eye contact but don’t say anything
>she finishes and as she’s walking by I decide to introduce myself
>”haven’t I seen you early in the morning here before?”
>she says yeah and remembers I used to go that early too and wonders why I changed schedules
Keep in mind, this is the first time I’ve talked to her
>we chat briefly, exchange names and go our separate ways
>her body language screams she’s into me
>FF to today
>I see her again, we make eye contact and wave, was just gonna leave it at that
>she decides to start working out next to me
>we make eye contact again so I go up to her
>spent about 30 minutes talking with her and getting to know her
>again, body language is all there. She definitely wants me to ask her out

I have no intentions pursuing this girl but it is an amazing confidence boost getting mired by an attractive women.';

'>>74125799
Good morning sir. Have you sexed with womans?';

'>>74106843
AUTISM WINS
THE WORLD IS HEALING';

'>>74106782
>I make good meat sauce. You will have dinner with me.
Now this is how you ask a girl out';

'>havent really worked out this winter, coming out of my chubbier phase lately
>meetup with friends
>things go smooth with this girl in particular
>ff 2 weeks
>we're in bed, i take my tshirt off
"So yeah my body looks nothing spectacular..guess im john doe hahah
- uh anon, in this case thats a pretty attractive john doe"

T-thanks miss';

'>buds want to go clubbing
>fine whatever
>drunk gal starts dancing with me and is handsy
>her hands stop on my arms and I see her jaw drop
>fumble the ball bc autism
like pottery';

'>>74107283
>asian tomboy gf
Don't do that to your children.
Don't do that to your ancestors.';

'>>74106525';

'>boss at work
>having conversation with a direct report
>she's trying to get in shape, so we check in on her training, I'm honestly just happy she's trying to make it
>talk about some of the pitfalls that come with training hard
>I admit that my cut isn't on track and I'm in my head about it (I'm 15%, but I should be 12%, it's April already)
>"that's so crazy, we met last week and like... you have a great body"

Based employees lifting my spirits';

'>>74126849
Autism, why else?';

'>>74106843';

'>>74106843';

'>>74105792
>2nd date with girl
>go to local park with a bunch of rocks and stuff to climb & hang out on
>climb up to good sitting spot
>girl struggling to climb up
>reach over
>"Give me your hand."
>"I don't know anon, I have really bad balance, I think I'll fall if I try to-"
>lift her up one-handed onto rock, hardly shift from my seat
>goes quiet for a second
>"...you're stronger than i thought."
>laugh it off and continue conversation

Most mires I get are from my extended family/mom, so even this much felt nice.';

'>>74113104
Based gf for supporting you in your time of need. WAGMI anon';

'>>74129535
>>74114205

I'm already a weird euro-chink-SEAnigger mutt mix kek she's a pure Seanig. My bloodline is already fucked';

'>>74132945
In that case, carry on.';