'>>74109809
let me guess, after taking a shit and having feces smear all over your ass you think it's good enough to just clean it off with some pieces of paper
fuckin savage';

'>>74109822
it’s what i do in the bathroom for my hands, not sure why that’s not good enough for you';

'>>74109822
No I think I sharted before the gym';

'>>74109809
shave your asshole
use wet TP
>inb4thirdworldniggerssayto squirt your ass with a water gun';

'>>74109809
>not washing your ass
ngmi';

'>>74109809
>>74109822
>>74110005
>>74110010
>The paper doesn't come up clean every time
Seriously, wtf is wrong with Americans?';

'Use an enema every morning before praying to mecca like euroids do.';

'>>74110028

>using paper

Lmao at shitlets';

'Some dudes smell like rancid cum

Others like skunks

Some smelly woman make I fell my heart beating on my dick, but not all
Some smell like amonia or pills';

'>>74110028
The average persons diet is pretty bad it's not surprising there's a mess down there, it also takes forever for them to push out apparently. I'm suprised everyone's anus isn't prolapsed.';

'>>74109933
oh
and you didn't realize? didn't go home and shower?
terrible';

'>>74109809
>go to my car and get the protein shaker bottle that's been sitting in there, full, for two months in the hot sun
>run in the gym
>shake it up, uncap it and throw it into the weight room
>run out';

'>>74110028
OP's not American, Americans that work out aren't that stupid.OP is 100% a turd worlder.';

'>>74110663
>Some dudes smell like rancid cum

I was like 22 when I found out that if you jack off you'll smell like cum until you shower. then I remembered all the times I went out in public, to class, to work, etc right after nutting and felt horrified';

'>>74110919
Not true.';

'>>74110934
100% true, faglord.';

'>>74110963
That's something low IQ'd T*itter women made up to gaslight guys. Unless you're cumming all over yourself and not washing up, there is not a single physiological item of proof to backup your asinine claim.';

'Am I the only one that showers after taking a shit?';

'>>74111020
The only civilized way to do it

I usually use alternating TP and wet flushable wipes if I don't have time for a shower

I also eat a lot of veggies (chickpeas, bell pepper, chia seeds, etc) so I can't remember the last time I had to wipe any more than 2-3 times.';

'>>74109822
>bidet thread
why can’t Americans use the bidet?!?';

'>>74111020
I use a tushy and wash my ass out even give myself a bit of an enema and flush out my ass';

'>>74111180
you can buy a tushy off amazon for like 50 bucks and install it in 5 minutes, american no longer have an excuse for not using a bidet
I'm canadian and can't go back to the dry wipe, it's disgusting';

'>>74111209
I have to use disgusting public bathrooms sometimes so it’s better not to get too many luxuries at home
Besides you want a real one separate from the shitter';

'>>74109822
>>74111180
>>74111209
>>74111230
Carry wet wipes around in your bag when you're out in public. Works at home too in the absence of a bidet.';

'i buy the cheapest scented baby wipes from walmart, its honestly a game changer';

'>>74111230
>Besides you want a real one separate from the shitter
why though? that means I'd have to waddle over to a different location with a shitty ass, why not just spray my ass while I'm sitting on the can, direct and easy.';

'>>74109809
>that picture
Grim. Why does he look so old?';

'>>74110663
>>74110919
>>74111006
>There's this greasy hair sperg that goes to my gym
>Literally reeks of piss and cum every single time

Can he not smell? Is he just so used to the smell of piss and cum that he doesn't notice it? Some days it's stronger than others';

'>>74109809
Better than smelling like a halal guy';

'>>74111209
so what, Canada's off the "needs to squirt water up its ass" list now that you made a $50 amazon purchase?';

'>>74111525
Canadian gyms are disgusting. There are so many halal smells in there.';

'>>74111499
you also have a certain smell that you can't perceive anon
everyone can smell it but you';

'>>74111244
>Carry wet wipes around in your bag
I'm not a woman with a purse';

'>>74111582
same in american college towns. Let's just say you feel your sinuses enriching before your culture at large';

'>>74111674
Your gym bad is just as gay looking';

'>>74111674
You own a briefcase or an actual backpack, retard?';

'>>74109822
Of course not! The proper way to clean your ass is with a womans tongue.';

'>>74111020
>this guy showers 5 times a day minimum

Shiggy diggy';

'>>74110919
wait what.....oh ....oh no';

'>>74110919
Is this also true if you just goon and don't cum? Asking for me mate';

'Once I had been drinking for about five days straight without showering, woke up, farted and went back to the store to buy more beer. I only realized like two hours later that the behind of my white pants was completely covered in liquid shit from the shart and everyone could see. They probably assumed that I'm some filthy alcoholic hobo who just goes around with shit in his pants smelling like shit and sweat even though I'm not at all like that.';

'>>74112834
kek';

'so americans spread the trend of eating ass but they dont even use bidets
so girls there just rim the tiny shit particles from each other's ass and enjoy it?';

'>>74111244
you can't flush wet wipes can you?';