import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/fit/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Legendary /fit/ threads thread(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Legendary /fit/ threads thread';
int postNumber = 74110234;
String image = '1713830696588764.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)20:04:56';
String comment = 'Post your favorites of all time or request ones you've been looking for but haven't found.

Does anyone have the story of the guy who drove to a fatty's house to have sex but left his mic on so his friends on Discord could listen in? I think he even posted voice clips in the original thread although I forget'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110237 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:05:36'  && image=='fit anon duck.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110242 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:06:39'  && image=='fitness.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110252 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:09:03'  && image=='we were kings and such.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110260 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:10:05'  && image=='breast milk thief.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110279 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:13:12'  && image=='it's time.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110327 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:19:36') {

'>>74110234
Anyone got the toilet thread?
>Holy fuck the size of the toilet on that bitch….
Mai rebelo cyclist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110459 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:42:48'  && image=='1649647717112.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74110520 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:52:11') {

'>>74110327
https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/image/lMjBIyg3y4TiAj54aJ0LQQ/
this one?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74112433 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:34:59'  && image=='1557692907129-1713857680097.jpg') {

'>>74110279
> IT'S TIME'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74112465 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:43:10'  && image=='1713804500872605.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74113614 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:37:44'  && image=='ancient_greece_fit.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74113796 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:13:36'  && image=='200w (1).gif') {

'>mfw I'm the anon who got quads in >>74112465 and the anon who posted >>74113614 this thread
yeah you could say I'm somewhat of a niche internet nano celebrity myself'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74114009 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:58:24'  && image=='1662656734865948.png') {

'>>74110279
there is no tone of voice that can make that sound like something to say in that situation'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74114211 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:30:16'  && image=='1712947983711095.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74114320 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:42:48') {

'>could have sworn the threads posted in the screencaps were from last year
>some of them are 5+ years old
bros....'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74115117 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:34:04'  && image=='1712451049306575.jpg') {

'>>74110260
Milk Truck Milk Truck come on over let me suck. Hucow Hucow milk me dry and bring me Luck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74115689 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:47:38') {

'>>74110242
Very amateurish collage'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74117166 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:39:24') {

'>>74115117
>you must be a cat with down syndrome if you think we fucking'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74118400 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:28:00'  && image=='smartest-fitezen.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74118702 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:33:48'  && image=='gym.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74118704 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:35:02'  && image=='squats in sandals.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74118746 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:42:53'  && image=='iamhero.png') {

'Here's one I thought was funny,
But I've never seen anyone share this one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74118963 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:22:14'  && image=='shower boyfriend.png') {

'>>74118746
Kek I remember that whole functional fitness meme'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74119448 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:56:43'  && image=='IMG_8148.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74119484 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:04:07'  && image=='IMG_7118.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74120311 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:12:10'  && image=='the people giving you lifting advice.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74120365 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:27:17') {

'>>74110252
>worships black people to the degree that even being 0.1% black is an achievement equal to a doctorate.
>is proud of being a mutt
Certified American post.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74121838 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:40:26') {

'I'm not sure if it was from 4chan or elsewhere
it was photo of some fatty's arm with selfharm scars with comment about cutting and bulking at the same time
anyone has the pic?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74122906 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:22:37') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74122972 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:33:38'  && image=='1407888643179.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74123880 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:53:26') {

'>>74122972
grim'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124284 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:02:56') {

'>>74122972
Is it wrong that I want to find that woman and fuck her too, just to see what horror that anon went through?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124490 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:46:52') {

'>>74124284
She's 58 now anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124506 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:48:28') {

'where's the one where a girl tells anon her friend will go out with him if he misses the shot, and he then proceeds to dunk it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124522 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:50:39') {

'>>74110279
lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124569 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:58:02') {

'My favorite is the Halloween bane story';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124622 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:07:10'  && image=='fit basketball date.png') {

'>>74124506
I have the picture but I don't have the comic someone drew later on. It used to get reposted a bunch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124631 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:13'  && image=='fit basketball date 2.png') {

'>>74124622
Oh it got retold a few years later, I remember it getting a whole bunch of replies lmao. Not sure if same guy or the guy just wanted to tell it funnier'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124738 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:28:30') {

'>>74124490
Now she can probably take a fist up her ass. Would.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124763 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:32:20') {

'>>74124631
the comic makes this story ten times better'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74124994 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:20:10') {

'Anyone have the waterbugs one? I remember it getting me last time I saw the cap but forgot to save it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74125103 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:47:44'  && image=='1710898150671036.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74125133 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:53:37') {

'>>74114320
really? for me no. i feel like every good thread is from like 2012-2014. im really surprised if something was from 2018 or later. 5 year would be nothing, its been a decade since good times'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74125395 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:52:03') {

'>>74125103
Perfect.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126180 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:24:59') {

'>>74110459
Based birb'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126206 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:29:24'  && image=='20240424_232749.jpg') {

'Anyone have the full mash up of the growtien chicken post?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126739 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:10:54') {

'>>74110260
Half a fucking litter'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126847 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:40:10') {

'>>74114320
I still feel like a tourist sometimes. But I came here a decade ago...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126863 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:46:25') {

'>>74126847
i came here 2 years ago and feel like an oldfag. id love to switch with you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126874 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:49:28') {

'>izlee, izlee, izlee...you neva lern, man, you neva lern.
>I've got yur skwat in de beg
>I'm kahmin up on yur didlift
>yur bist binch is like, 125 kilo?
>you gon be outturtled, like, what are you gonna do?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74126887 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:51:46') {

'>>74126206
A little over a year ago some other tard was posting about eating raw chicken on here. He gave us full documentation that he promptly shat out all his innards after. Did anybody screencap that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74127289 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:00:48') {

'>>74126887
I remember those thread kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74128532 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:14:05') {

'>>74126206
He's right. No boss should have any say about what you eat as long as you aren't making a mess. Work is gay.'
;

}

}
}