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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 74111198;
String image = '1713840827354076.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)22:53:47';
String comment = '>catch cold
>gf makes me do covid test
>positive
>go to gym anyway while she's at work
>too sick to workout so just cough on the equipment while pretending to look around
>when no one's looking spit on my hands and then rub the barbells a little, make it look like I'm doing stretches
>couple weeks later, gym boomers still there

If only I caught it a few years ago.';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74112610 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:24:23') {

'>>74111198
I'm not vaxxed so I have nothing to fear from the cold/flu.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74112655 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:34:07' && image=='1713861237987.jpg') {

'>>74111198
>catch cold
>gf makes me do covid test
Lmao I didn't even know you could still get them';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74112716 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:48:47') {

'>>74111198
>gf makes me do covid test
youre a beta male

>be me
>get flu
>'anon why dont you take a covid test'
>'no, be it coof or regular flu, treatment is the same, whats the fucking point besides spending money for no reason?'
>'i guess youre right'

dumb retard';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74112738 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:53:48') {

'>>74111198
based boomer eradicator';

}

if(SAGE && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74113101 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)06:36:51' && image=='1710944270949897.jpg') {

'>>74111198
>gf makes me
Cuck.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74113658 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:47:58') {

'>>74112716
Based.
I got shit from my boomer dad for not wanting to take a covid test. Even though I went the first 20 years of my life without ever thinking twice about colds or flus. Just have a functioning immune system; it's that simple. This post-COVID germophobia is cancerous.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74113705 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:57:07' && image=='IMG_2611.gif') {

'I fucking hate the fact I got the vax and now I'm too scared to shoot cocaine or meth in case my heart explodes. Wtf am I supposed to do with my free time now?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==74113737 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:01:51') {

'>>74111198
It's a good thing covid is fake or else this would be very anti-social behavior';

}

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