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public void /meg/ - Military Enlistment General(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/meg/ - Military Enlistment General';
int postNumber = 61464388;
String image = 'NaN';
String date = '04/21/24(Sun)20:34:32';
String comment = 'Our Masters edition

Previous: >>61395356

Lying about criminal history = BAD
Lying about medical history = GOOD
Marine Corps = BASED
Intel/Cyber = POZZED

>Resources:
>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
https://www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
https://pastebin.com/yg972vRE (embed) (Short version)
https://pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (embed) (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
http://specialforcesrecruiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/THOR3-10-Week-Program.pdf
http://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps).

>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.

>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
>https://mega.nz/folder/ZQhQDLQA#SrCZyqNQiomnG4DsTzcNMg
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS, as well study guides for ASTB-E

>https://bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png (embed)
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries, you never get to leave your boat, zero job prospects.

>BEFORE ASKING ABOUT CLEARANCES READ THIS ENTIRE DOCUMENT
https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
https://pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ (embed)

>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga (embed)'
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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61464458 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:45:43') {

'Reminder that the US military started using a “Genesis” medical screening system that will compile your entire life’s medical data.
Want a fresh start?
Misdiagnosed in the past?
Nope.
Can’t have that. And if you try lying, enjoy getting embarrassed and sent home.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61464508 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:55:26'  && image=='hqdefault (2).jpg') {

'Is there room for any whistle fans in the military?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61464761 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:36:56') {

'These threads are just used by /pol/fags to thinly veil (and thus justify) their own shitposting.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61464769 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:38:29') {

'>>61464761
Just wait for the dishonorably discharged mutt to tell you how hecking basederino he is.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61464794 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:44:24') {

'>>61464458
>”man” signed away his life for chunk change will embarrass you when he sees your medical record because he already forgot about the experimental unnamed jabs he got'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61464896 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:03:40') {

'>>61464761
There's like one dude who consistently posts useful info here, everyone else left. Ricky quit 4chan, Bro203 probably ETS'd, 350Fanon retired, the couple Green Berets stopped posting, the 35N shill anon doesn't post very often anymore, the rest just disappeared. What's left is underage /pol/ faggots spamming shit about le joos, random service members stopping in to shitpost, and the occasional genuine anon asking questions.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465001 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:21:32') {

'>>61464388
That is the most Turkish man I've ever seen in my entire life'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465079 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:39:00') {

'>>61464458
There is no national database for medical records, retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465126 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:46:58') {

'So, now that world war 3 is kicking off, will the chair force be more desperate for pilots?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465260 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)23:13:00') {

'>>61465126
>now that world war 3 is kicking off
source?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465304 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)23:23:01') {

'>>61465260
>source?
dreamed it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465407 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)23:41:46') {

'Recruiter who told me I'm too old to be in infantry when I was 31 keeps texting me telling me to come and apply.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61465420 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)23:43:21'  && image=='2779F62D-5EBA-43B9-A712-132DBD1795EB.jpg') {

'>>61465407
Lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466126 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:19:31') {

'>>61464388
I'm interested in joining and trying to become a Ranger. I don't want to get fucked out of any bonus for failing RASP from option 40. I heard I could get Option 4 in my contract and volunteer to go to RASP. Does anyone know how that works?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466142 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:24:03'  && image=='Russell Bentley casting couch.jpg') {

'>>61464388

Russell Bentley was more of a man than you'll ever be, and that's honestly pretty pathetic ngl.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466271 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:01:18') {

'>>61466126
you get option 4 in your contract then volunteer to go to ranger school
if youre looking to go to regiment pick an MOS that can go to regiment'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466292 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:07:31') {

'>>61464388
>They call him the boomerang
>Punch him in the face
>The wind catches on his nose and whips right back'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466338 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:23:15') {

'>>61464458
>misdiagnosed with gender dysphoria
>army forces me to become a girl in order to serve
bros there was just no other way I swear...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466370 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:42:04') {

'>>61466271
I plan on entering with 11b
would having ranger school under the belt make entering the Battalion easier?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466639 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)05:52:10'  && image=='1713591163913794.jpg') {

'>>61466370
kek. cant wait when Marijuana generation will go drafting hahahah'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466652 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)05:55:28') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61466954 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:41:56') {

'>>61466639
everyone and their mother uses some kind of drugs these days.
Modern US opium wars'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61467036 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:13:36') {

'>>61464896
How does it make you feel the basically nobody besides illegal immigrants wants to enlist?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61467146 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)08:40:39') {

'>>61467036
>How does it make you feel the basically
Not being an ESL thirdoid feels fucking great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61467564 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:14:07') {

'>>61467146
that*
Sorry, I made that post within 10 minutes of waking up lol. Also, if I were an ESL turd worlder I'd fit right in with the rest of the US armed forces lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468580 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:15:28'  && image=='1711026987210055.jpg') {

'>>61464388
Can I use glasses in the army? I still couldn't get money to my PRK surgery'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468609 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:20:52') {

'>>61468580
Yes, as long as your vision is correctable to 20/20 you're good to join and once you're in you can get free glasses once a year.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468686 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:33:15') {

'>>61468609
What is 20/20?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468762 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:45:40') {

'>>61468686
It's like IGN video game ratings.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468784 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:49:20') {

'>>61468686
www.google.com'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468811 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:53:34') {

'>>61464761
You're just too thin-skinned. Maybe if you listened to criticisms instead of labeling everyone a slur like "racist", you wouldn't have a recruiting crisis.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61468824 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:55:24') {

'>>61468811
>recruiting crisis
no such thing, vatnik, take your meds'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469108 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:40:29') {

'I said I was interested in EOD and my recruiter ghosted me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469152 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:46:34'  && image=='American and Canadian forces working to put down cangen at battle of Dundurn .jpg') {

'>>61464388
Any Canadians here?
>applied in August however canceled it as I wanted to deal with some personal shit
>reopen my application on April 8th recruiter reach’s out same day informs me I qualify for the CFAT bypass. He reopens the old application and sends over CF 2027 and the allergy form.
>filled it out and sent it back
>hear nothing and reach out on the 15th and was told to be patient
For an org that’s in a death spiral because of recruitment they sure as fuck don’t move quickly. Maybe I’m just impatient?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469374 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:26:02') {

'>>61464458
>genesis
Isn't it just a new online portal for the military medical system that most clinics don't even use yet?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469390 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:28:52') {

'>>61464458
Compiles it from where, retard? Do you think there's a central database of medical records? Most people's medical records exist only in a drawer in their doctor's office.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469423 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:34:02') {

'>will probably be waiting months for 3 letter to re-adjudicate clearance I already have
I should have just stayed active duty. This sucks.
They're mandated by law to reciprocate this shit but in practice, they don't do it.
New polygraph = redo everything
Fucking morons'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469489 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:44:30') {

'>>61469390
Are you posting this from 2010? Anyone who works in any health-related field knows about the switch to EMR systems like Epic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469495 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:45:44'  && image=='AF543D8A-1DEF-4D1B-A49E-89EBD21BC3C3.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469585 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:02:41') {

'>>61464458
Brotha I had a whole surgery in the army at an army hospital 2 years ago that isn't on genesis. No one knows you were a sad teen it's fine
>>61466126
There were not unlimited slots when we got done at airborne, it is a thing you can do but if you want rasp put that shit in the contract. It is incredibly way harder to get schools in regular service than you imagine.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469969 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:58:04') {

'>>61466126
At least for my contract I got 20,000 for completing infantry OSUT and the remaining 5k was dependent on completing RASP.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61469993 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:01:26') {

'>>61466370
Just get an 11X OP40 off the rip. It’s nice having it in writing, the bonus is usually better if infantry is even getting bonuses these days, plus you get to enjoy growing up in Regiment instead of being a yucky import'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470035 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:09:12') {

'>>61464458
It is beyond hilarious that you keep pushing this GENESIS fearmongering so much that you even went out of your way to remove the information from the OP that other anons were sharing explicitly to combat your bullshit, yet you continue to create these threads and get called out regardless.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470119 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:26:52') {

'I keep hearing about the military using food stamps.
Which is weird. I thought they consumed enough of Israel’s shit to never go hungry.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470139 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:29:36') {

'>>61468824
>if I close my eyes the problem doesn’t exist'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470186 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:37:34') {

'Does anyone know anything about Army MP?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470188 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:38:04') {

'Not fighting for Israel, fuck recruitment kikes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470192 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:39:07') {

'Is it normal for recruiters to just not message you for hours on end/spend hours in between texts.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470195 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:40:08') {

'>>61469390
It’s 2024
All your previous prescriptions, appointments, etc. can easily be pulled up.
Don’t try to get anons to embarrass themselves to meet your quotas.
unless you want to transition. The military will help with that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470212 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:42:58') {

'how easily is it to aquire meds youre already taking in the military? I'm on fin and min so I don't become a baldcel. I know they buzz you anyways but once I get out I dont want to actually be bald, I want to be able to keep my hair. But if its like hard to actually get medication in your hands in the military then thats a series deterrant to joining';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470229 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:45:59') {

'>>61470212
Just tell them it’s estrogen. They love that shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470237 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:48:26') {

'>>61470212
Not hard. You'll need a referral from your primary care manager to go to dermatology for the prescription.

If you're honest about being on those medications while enlisting, they might let you take them through basic training.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470238 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)17:48:31') {

'>>61470229
they do not.

>t. knower'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470343 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:06:05') {

'They know about my ADHD';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61470703 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:54:11'  && image=='goddamnit.jpg') {

'I'm an 11b E5 about to make the switch to guard, what should I expect?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471143 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:55:23'  && image=='40nejt8wwct01.jpg') {

'bros, what's the most chill place you can possibly get stationed in the entire US military?
pic related, Bellows AFS'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471196 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:01:59') {

'>>61471143
Coast Guard Antarctic patrol.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471294 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:16:38') {

'>>61471143
Beaches get old real fast. People are what make life interesting.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471441 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:34:00') {

'>>61470192
Yeah, they are probably hitting up high school chicks kek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471450 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:35:01') {

'>>61471143
Key West Naval Air Station'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471458 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:36:52') {

'>>61471143
Any recruiting office, especially twilight tour, in a big city near friends+family
Anyone shoreside in San Diego.
DLI in Monterey
USCG STA Lake Tahoe
Charleston SC
Some air force cryptological unit in Colorado'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471477 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:39:28') {

'>>61471458
>Anyone shoreside in San Diego.

Yeah because the Marine recruits are def enjoying it, rollingeyesemoji.png'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471483 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:40:15') {

'>>61471143
Diego Garcia and Kwajalein are both supposedly extremely chill.
Buckley SFB is a frequent final duty station as lots of people choose to just get out from there and enjoy the location as civilians, not sure if that meets your definition though.

It can be very unit dependent as well, for example I did a rotation through Camp Casey, Korea and spent the whole thing working out, traveling, and getting plastered in the ville, but the unit that replaced mine spent their 9 months doing shitty field exercises and garrison nonsense to please their CSM.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471496 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:41:42') {

'>>61464388
I wonder if the idiots that post this WEBM realize this guy is actually Turk and not a Jew.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471505 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:42:50') {

'>>61471483
Buckley is nice, and in a very nice location. Can't speak to what they do and the work culture, but the base itself is something I'd totally recommend.

t. hits up their gym while in Denver'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471576 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:51:29') {

'>>61470186
it sucks don't do it.
t. former MP'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471583 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:52:30') {

'>>61471143
From my experience it was MacDill AFB, Tampa FL. Great area, was attached to CENTCOM as an army guy and everything about the area was nice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471588 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:52:52') {

'>>61471576
Ok, I was deciding between MP and EOD.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471746 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:12:48') {

'>>61471588
Realistically, you'll probably wash out of eod'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471759 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:14:09') {

'>>61471746
Maybe, but It doesn't hurt to try and give it my all for something I am very interested in.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471806 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:19:54') {

'>>61471759
Sure. Be in great shape and study a lot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471812 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:20:29') {

'>>61471806
I'm already in good shape and have been talking with some family friends that were EOD.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61471844 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:24:23'  && image=='96AE5505-5F95-4960-8753-725CC9145A1F.jpg') {

'a few months ago I asked /meg/ if au could become a Navy Pilot with a DUI and a bunch y’all said no and were mean to me.
Guess what bitches, I just got accepted to OCS as a Pilot.
Suck my dick haters, hahahaha!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472053 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:52:36') {

'>>61471812
Good luck anon. Wud b kewl if you made it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472064 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:54:44') {

'>>61471844
Very nice.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472247 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:24:13') {

'>>61464388
What if I became a Marine Corps officer? Wouldn't that be super cool?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472326 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:36:22') {

'>>61471143
the base on Kauai.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472402 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:50:56') {

'>>61472247
Super cool.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472419 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:53:53') {

'>>61471477
Well, you get what you fucking deserve. Anyone not going CG for that BAH right out of basic or into a technical mos for post enlistment career opportunities, probably isn't intelligent enough to be treated like an adult.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61472987 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:22:41') {

'>>61471844
I am gonna call the OCS up tomorrow and let them know one of the applicants who just got accepted has a DUI which wouldn’t look good if I also gave a tip to the news that somebody with a DUI just got accepted by the US Military to fly a multimillion dollar aircraft'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473124 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:41:40') {

'>>61464388
I love the army'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473273 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:04:49') {

'So if I'm epileptic and have had a few neurosurgeries done, I'm effectively disqualified right?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61473398 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:22:44') {

'>>61473273
I mean, you can always apply for a waiver, but unless you've got a fucking PhD in a real and relevant field, and maybe a couple of congresscritters sucking your dick, you're probably SoL and even then you'd be looking at a desk job somewhere. The surgeries honestly are probably less of a problem then you continuing to be epileptic, but as ever, if the records aren't there and you don't tell Uncle Sam, you can always try, though I'd imagine even the docs at MEPS would notice any scars from the neurosurgery unless they're all under your hairline.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475132 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:34:50') {

'>>61471844
hmu if you have questions on OCS or flight school. Currently at TW-4 in Corpus'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475147 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:37:58') {

'>>61464388
I have a dairy allergy and would like to do Army ROTC in college. Is this possible?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475281 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:05:30') {

'>>61473398
Yeah the back of my head got gutted like a fish and there's a big keloid running down the entire length where hair don't grow'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475373 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:26:11'  && image=='file.png') {

'bros, do you think there will be a bigass US/NATO base in Ukraine in a few years? Could I be a contractor there and flaunt my money to Ukrainian girls? I want to be like those boomers pounding pussy in Southeast Asia, except with actually hot girls instead of Filipinos and Thai ladyboys.
Wait, what happens to their currency when they switch to the Euro? Will USD still be crazy strong there?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475375 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:26:44') {

'>>61464388
Is cancer really more prevalent among prior service members compared to the civilian population, and if so what causes it? How can it be avoided?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475408 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:34:41'  && image=='get cancer for only 4.99.jpg') {

'>>61475375
>Is cancer really more prevalent among prior service members compared to the civilian population

Yes

>and if so what causes it?

Servicemen regularly work with toxic materials ranging from DU to carcinogenic jet fuel.

Also, most military bases are literal Superfund sites.

>How can it be avoided?

Don't enlist lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475721 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:29:44') {

'>>61475408
>Don't enlist lol
But no one else wants to hire me.'
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}

if(CNbP && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61475760 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:36:13') {

'>>61475721
If you’re in the US, don’t enlist in America. Go join the foreign legion, they actually do shit and you’ll gain dual EU citizenship.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476056 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:27:37') {

'>>61475760
But I don't want EU citizenship i want Japanese one
Also the foreign legion is filled with gay rape'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476064 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:28:38') {

'Why do they even bother issuing a pistol we don't need this stupid shit fucking waste of money';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476104 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:32:32') {

'Yeah';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476143 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:36:31') {

'>>61476056
Why are you pretending to be me? That guy didn't reply to you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476263 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:52:05'  && image=='Full-Metal-Jacket.jpg') {

'>show up to recruiters office in my bomber and docs
>recruiter's black'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476437 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:15:25') {

'What's 0311 like these days? I was thinking doing a 3 year stint then MECEP into an O-1. Recruiter told me they changed it this year so that E-4s can apply to MECEP. I intend on volunteering for extra activities like sports and the martial arts classes and was told that could help my get promoted in a 3 year timespan';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476446 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:16:35') {

'>>61475721
If you really need to, then go Air Force or Coast Guard. For CG dependent on rating, you're likely to be getting bah(an extra ~$2-3,000 a month) right after training. If you go AF you'll likely be living in a barracks the first few years, but they're much nicer than the shitholes the army, navy, and muhreens have.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476472 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:20:42') {

'>>61475373
If they win the war decisively I could see it.
Getting to do a rotation on the Black Sea coast somewhere would be fucking insane, I'd volunteer in a heartbeat if that was a thing.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476496 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:24:23') {

'>>61471143
Living in a small village in rural England was peaceful af'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476531 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:27:56') {

'>>61475375
Yes. Regularly working with toxic substances and no ppe. No ppe either due to time constraints or some dickhead E-5/6 that doesn't let anyone sign it out because it will inevitably break. He doesn't want to fill out paperwork to replace it.
>>61475373
At this point, I'm not sure whether to call this optimism or delusion. In a few years, without direct western intervention, ukraine will be using the ruble.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61476551 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:29:34') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477138 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:38:55') {

'>>61476143
Yes he did'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477490 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:28:36') {

'>>61464388
>Lying about criminal history = BAD
Why ?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477617 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:46:32'  && image=='e4dcdc51-206d-48c2-ae28-c473c8614b0b.jpg') {

'>>61477490

National Instant Criminal Background Check System'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477751 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:08:10') {

'>>61477617
I thought that was only for firearm purchases.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477813 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:16:36'  && image=='FBI chan.jpg') {

'>>61477751

Anyone can do background checks, employers do all the time.

t. worked at a law firm where I regularly wrote biometrics request letters.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61477893 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:27:11') {

'>>61477813
There is a difference between background checks done for firearm purchases and those not though. For a specific example, if you have a juvenile record that has been sealed in the state of Washington, those records would be appear on background checks for firearm purchases, but no others.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478006 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:40:00') {

'What does chronic back pain mean for a guy thinking of joining the Navy? I've never gone to see the doctor about this because 9 times out of 10 doctors just tell you to deal with shit like this. It can hurt when I bend forward or backward and it can act up if I lift very heavy objects, but doesn't lower my mobility.

Am I doomed to a life of wage slavery or might the military still accept me with this? I'm hoping I could just hide it until I'm through basic.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478113 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:52:25') {

'So I have now talked to recruiters from every branch
>Army
Probably the best recruiter I talked to, friendly but in a professional way, and actually told me more realistic stuff instead of just shoveling me BS the whole time. Answered all my questions quickly and honestly
>Navy
Extremely professional guy, but he did lie to me about the reality of the position I was asking about and some opportunities I would get once I was in.
>Coast Guard
Professional but very low energy, seemed like he didn't care if I joined or not. Wanted me out of there as fast as possible, and was the only one where I needed to come to the office multiple times. He also ghosted me.
>Marines
The Marine recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a "Nerd or a Killer" to which I responded "I don't want to be infantry" and then he sighed and stopped talking to me.
>Air Force
They asked me the most questions about myself, it felt like a really stressful job interview. This was also the only recruiter who had a good camera and was inside a building when we talked.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478131 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:54:15') {

'>>61464388
Holy shit is that daniel larson? Saw him IRL yesterday'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478175 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:59:13') {

'How easy is it to get a waiver for ADHD in the Army?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478274 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:11:45') {

'>>61478113
>Professional but very low energy, seemed like he didn't care if I joined or not. Wanted me out of there as fast as possible, and was the only one where I needed to come to the office multiple times. He also ghosted me.
Yeah no shit Coast Guard recruiters have a lot of SHIT to do. The coast guard isn't hurting for people either so they'd rather get some high school kid than some fat old guy like yourself.

If you really want to join the navy, just sail with military sealift command,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61478440 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:32:54') {

'>>61478006
Just don't mention it. Additionally, fix your back pain. Stretch 30 mins 2x a day and do the McGill big 3 at a minimum.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479232 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:27:36') {

'Should I join the Chair Force?

I tested really high 98% and 97% in Math Concepts and Reading Comprehension in 5th grade and only didn't score 99+ because I was being a smart ass.

But only mid at Arithmetic timed tests and below average at typing and "jotting it down" (I don't think I'd make it as a cop when dispatch rattles off a bunch of shit, I'd be pulling over and asking to repeat SLOWLY a few times LOL).

Good at mechanical repairs of bikes and cars. Got good grades in Jr College computer programming but not a hacker by skill or inclination, but I do like SolidWorks CAD.

All league First Team in HS football in a high ranked league. Liked doing construction work and hiking in hills but don't really dig camping and uncomfortable sleeping.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479512 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:01:58') {

'Is the practice ASFAB as easy as the actual test?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479554 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:08:27') {

'>>61479232
>Should I join the Chair Force?
Idk bro, what do you want out of it? What are you hoping to achieve? Why the AF over another branch?
If you have specific questions about a branch, MOS/AFSC/rate in a branch, duty station, pipeline, and so on, we can help, but we don't know you or your life and we can't gauge whether joining is a good idea for you or not without more info.
Do you have a degree? Is there a career field you want to get into?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479704 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:28:57') {

'>>61479554
>Idk bro, what do you want out of it? What are you hoping to achieve? Why the AF over another branch?
probably a cushy post enlistment MIC "cyber security" easy job with high pay mostly based on all the Sec Clearences I'll get in the Chair Force.

No degree, just HS diploma. Good at multiple choice tests, but don't really like doing math problem sets on my own, but will do really good if its somewhat competitive like racing to finish first.

BTW, I also (in 5th grade) tested a very low 20% in "Respect for Authority" (didn't know that was being tested for as a desirable quality during test), but I figure if my Math Concepts and Reading Comp are off the charts I'm the "authority", but also that "the more you know, the more you know you don't know". But I'm not a guy that "gets in trouble" and been successful at highly coached sports and tight tough construction crews as junior member.

Will Chair Force be lots of Diversity Hires lording it over to me because I'm White (and clearly much smarter)? Will that fade away as I'm advanced into computer stuff or high level mechanical stuff?

What the worse aspects of Chair Force?

Leaning Chair Force because while I'm good with "working outside" I don't dig camping and uncomfortable sleeping. I'm a day hiker not a backpacker. I like boats but being a navy ship doesn't sound like fun.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479725 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:33:58') {

'>>61478113
>The Marine recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a "Nerd or a Killer" to which I responded "I don't want to be infantry" and then he sighed and stopped talking to me.
holy based

>>61479704
>cyber security
>>61479232
>Should I join the Chair Force?
Yes, if they let you go cyber warfare (1B4X1, not 1D7). Otherwise join the Space Force.
Also you sound either insufferable or just autistic.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61479748 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:36:48') {

'>>61479232
IDK should you?
Maybe you should take a long walk off a short pier instead of being an insufferable faggot. I've met less annoying DEI hires.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480007 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:26:17'  && image=='1462216703712.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480012 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:26:56') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480046 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:32:33') {

'>>61479725
WTF is the hardest, toughest, most in demand (on their end) to get into with the highest STEM type scores?
If I ace their tests, what will they be rolling out the Red Carpet for me to sign up for?
Should I bone up on some computer programming subjects, like generic Assembly and 3 Bus Architecture? Will they want me to write some code that does certain stuff, sorta like that movie about Edward Snowden?

WTF is top skilled non-pure computer jobs? Working on jet engines? Control surfaces of jets? Various pump systems on aircraft?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480055 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:34:10') {

'>>61479748
let me guess....
YOUR test scores qualified you as "cook" but you call yourself a "chef".'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480064 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:35:59') {

'>>61480055
Haha! It sounds like you certainly "Got Him" with that Joke! :-)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480088 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:40:34') {

'>>61478274
>The coast guard isn't hurting for people either
The Coast Guard is severely understaffed and it's only projected to get worse.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480213 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:04:37') {

'>>61477617
>National Instant Criminal Background Check System

where and how can a Nigga get one of those on himself?

If you get nixed for buying a gun do they tell you WTF got you nixed exactly, or is it a Black Box pass/fail?

I've known guys who were "detained" IIRC to the point of finger prints in relation to actual crimes that were kinda sorta done by a group they were involved with, but never got charged, but it was some pretty serious auto-theft, stolen merch, etc shit. IIRC others were eventually charged, but don't know WTF that turned out.

Can someone get their full Mil-Grade rap sheet, like back to their first Fix-It ticket FTA misdemeanor arrest as a teenager now a Boomer?
I might be going for CCW and I hear they want ALL your "criminal background" and get pissy if you "attempt to conceal" anything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480236 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:07:24') {

'>>61480046
1. Probably language analyst (1N3 or 1A8), but don't do that. Actually maybe you should do that, you already sound like a DLI dropout lmao. Otherwise Scientific Applications Specialist (9S100) or maybe cyber warfare. I feel like air traffic control would be difficult, but I know basically nothing about that.
2. Literally anything they need manning in, not much of it glamorous. The Air Force has an abundance of recruits so they typically get their pick with what they want you to do. I don't know for sure which career fields are undermanned off the top of my head, but they tend to be maintenance, special operations, and language analysts.
3.a. uhh if you want to. None of the jobs do that as far as I know. I mean there is programming (rarely), but it's not super technical. Maybe if you absolutely excel and the NSA wants you to come over and do malware analysis or some shit, but I'm just guessing, I don't know if that's actually a thing.
3.b. No, maybe you'll write a few scripts now and then, but actual big development is for contractors.
4. In my opinion, and without having done any of these jobs:
>Combat Control
>EOD
>Special Reconnaissance (no one knows what the fuck these guys do)
>Air Traffic Control
>Pararescue
>TACP
>Scientific Applications Specialist
>Flight Engineer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480312 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:17:46') {

'post a link to the discord I promised to do a group call with some guys who wanted to go to sfas may class.
ask your sfas/sfqc questions here too I guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480464 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:43:48') {

'>>61464388
I was hoping to join the Coast Guard and attempt to get a pilot slot once I've graduated from college. I have a degree in aeronautics and my private and instrument licenses. Does anyone have any advice or experience in this field?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480526 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:55:03') {

'>>61480312
What are some good numbers to aim for before going to selection in terms of 2mi/5mi/12mi and big lifts?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480583 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:05:20') {

'>>61480526
5 mile run under 35, 2 mile run under 1330. 12 mile ruck with 35lbs dry under 2:30.
those numbers will get you barely into the upper half in gate week, which is good enough.
I went in as a skinny fuck and it gave me problems in team week. my squat was about 245, and it definitely wasn't enough, so I'd say squat at least 315. I made it because I made up for that in other areas, like the written tests and land nav. it's a whole person concept so it's hard to assign exact specs, since it's not like rasp where you just hit standards and make it. they can non select you for any reason, and select you despite any failure. good luck dude, biggest thing first is to get into the army, everybody wants to be a green beret but nobody wants to do gay army shit, sign a contract 18x or otherwise. you can hit selection many times if you need to, if you endlessly prepare you never will.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480657 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:17:02') {

'>>61464388
Anyone had issues with their roomie?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480732 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:28:48') {

'>>61464896

It doesn't have to be one or the other. I'm about to go to bed, but I will answer any questions anons have about naval gayviation, and I am laso happy to spill the tea on all the faggy DEI bullshit leadership pushes to the lurking /pol/tards.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480734 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:29:35') {

'>>61480583
How much vert on rucks? Or is it on flat land?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480736 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:30:00') {

'>>61471844
Minority?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480819 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:41:25') {

'>>61480464
I'd travel to a CG base and go meet Coasties in person to ask and get current info straight from the source. It should be fun and interesting so no reason not to.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61480964 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:06:30') {

'>>61480464
Check whether you meet the requirements for CG OCS. If you do, start talking to a recruiter. You can submit OCS-R packet as a civilian every 6 months. Then if you get selected you can compete for a flight school slot while at OCS. That is very hard.
But if you don't get picked at OCS and end up on a cutter/shoreside you can apply for flight school again every 6 months from within the fleet and you will likely get picked up within a few cycles if you have a command endorsement and good OERs.
Unlike the navy there are guaranteed flight slots.
And don't enlist thinking it will help your OCS chances if you only want to be an aviator. Civilian applicants have fewer strings and an easier application process. Only enlist if you would be happy staying in an enlisted job.

>>61480819
Calling an air station ahead of time to arrange a tour might help introduce him the culture but visiting a small boat station or a sector/MSD would be pointless. Neither will help get him up to date info about applying.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481002 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:14:41') {

'>>61480734
the standard I gave is on flat land.
at sfas the ruck will be 80 lbs and the routes are a series of sandy hills. expect to ruck about 200 miles total throughout the 3 weeks, 30-50 miles of which you'll be carrying about 120 pounds of other shit on top of the 80 pound ruck'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481478 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:48:40') {

'what are the odds of them finding out i have asthma? i have no symptoms anymore but i have a few hospital appointments for it from when i was younger like 6-12yo or thereabouts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61481634 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:26:37') {

'>>61471844
>DUI
my bro's frat they would force Freshmen into extreme drunken state they force them to accomplish tasks of skill and strength, including of course driving.

This was serious professional training to simulate otherwise degraded state using safe and proven booze.

You don't want to be attempting a carrier landing at night all dizzy from loss of blood and concussion be the first time you've been a little light-headed.

You don't want a surgery that got "complicated" and suddenly stretched into 18hrs be the first time you've had to "suck it up" and power through.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482316 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)05:32:37') {

'>>61481478
>6-12yo
If that's all the records of you having asthma there are, literally zero. Don't mention it to your recruiter or at MEPs and you're golden.
>t. Entire family had documented history of asthma, never came up once.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61482794 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)07:49:16') {

'>>61480583
>>61481002
Thanks for the info.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483395 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:51:38') {

'>>61464388
I wish bud'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483434 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:57:59') {

'>>61469152
Pack that fat lip buddddd

Also just tugg your pp and then finger your bumhole'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483446 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:00:36'  && image=='4c4b5gm44x231-3583350475.jpg') {

'>>61470229
Top kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483465 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:04:24') {

'>>61471294
Says you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483487 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:09:42') {

'Does a drug overdose during my teenage years disqualify me if my adult life is spotless? I'm 26 and about to grad from college with an AS in comp. science with a background in electrical.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483711 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:44:21') {

'>>61483487
Any police or medical records of it? Any lingering effects that would be obvious during a cursory medical exam?
If not, might as well pretend it never happened.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61483800 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:57:24') {

'>>61483711
Was on tricare, very likely they will know about it. It left a visible scar. Had a stroke from it but i'm recovered, i bike/lift. No criminal history at all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484278 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:13:52') {

'>>61483800
You might need a waiver to get in, then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484315 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)12:19:04') {

'>>61464388
When I was a kid at school, they took us on field trips to the army base in Arlington, Virginia.
Being a huge history buff and a fan of the Civil War, I loved the idea of being a soldier. So naturally, I saluted a soldier when he passed by the Congo line of elementary school kids. I dont recall his reaction
so Im wondering what would you do if your walking around base and this fat beaner elementary kid saluted ur ass?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484809 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:39:21') {

'>>61464388
I want to join the coast guard but I got flagged by the MROADS system, 2 years ago when trying to join the army because I took Prozac. I told my recruiter that I had taken Prozac but she pulled my records anyway. My recruiter suggested joining the Navy but I didn't want to at the time, She also told me I would have to wait 3 year before I could try again with the Army. I have been off Prozac for 2 years and 3 months. If I try to join the coast guard I'm afraid they are gonna fuck up and pull my records and I will have to wait again. Also does the Army inform the other branches when someone gets flagged?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61484837 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)13:46:00') {

'Anyone here been stationed at Schofield? What am I in for?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485081 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:22:08') {

'Can someone post the discord link. This thread seems like nothing but shitposts and flame wars';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485122 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:30:31') {

'>>61464388
my army recruiter was telling me about a program called ConAP and was saying it was basically auto admission to any affiliated uni. this sounds like bullshit to me. can anyone verify?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485144 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:33:37') {

'>>61464388
Anybody know anything about submarine life?
thinking of
>travel
>hours
>QoL
>shitbag officers
>ability to do college
namely thinking of going either IT or FT on subs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485411 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:14:24'  && image=='1712214180474712.png') {

'>yen so low there's no COLA in Japan anymore
Can any anons confirm?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61485894 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:23:34') {

'>>61485411
https://www.travel.dod.mil/Allowances/Overseas-Cost-of-Living-Allowance/Overseas-COLA-Rate-Lookup/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486275 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:10:49') {

'>>61485144
Sub officers are higher quality, on average, then your standard officer; and also more likely to be the autistic weirdo type then the frat boy, since you have to volunteer for sub duty. Sub enlisted are also more likely to be weirdos for the same reason, and and more likely to not be shitbags since it's volunteer positions and there's also no paint scrapers who washed out of BUDS and hate their life. Deployment is a big difference between boomer and fast attack, but both will see you going out to sea, sometimes with minimal warning, and not being in contact with your loved ones for a while and you can't tell them where you're going or when you'll be back. QoL is a mixed bag since subs inherently suck by virtue of being trapped in a small tube with the same people for long periods of time with minimal allotment for personal space, which can quickly get very bad if you don't get along with someone, but the Navy recognizing it sucks so you they try to provide some creature comforts and good food. When you're not deployed, you'll spend the a good portion of your time playing with some really fucking cool simulators to stay on top of your skills and keep practicing. I personally decided to go SWO instead of sub, as an officer, despite liking the culture of the sub officers more then the SWOs I met, since the QoL seemed far better on a surface ship, but ymmv.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486335 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:19:40') {

'I just reupped for kuwait, what am I in for?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486349 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:21:41') {

'>>61486335
"The Middle East" but not really.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486395 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:30:58') {

'>>61484315
At ease son'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486634 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:08:02') {

'>>61464388
I'd rather these threads be created by recruiters lying through their teeth to get you to sign up than by you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486781 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:31:34'  && image=='1713995802616613.jpg') {

'is it sexual harassment to say you would join under the condition of a handjob?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486791 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:32:57') {

'>>61486781
Why else would the girl character be hot, blushing with nice tits.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486804 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:35:33') {

'>>61486781
why is she blushing what the fuck i would definitely fall for this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486809 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:36:29'  && image=='us-marine-corps-sgt-carrie-nguyen-a-recruiter-with-74d850-1024.jpg') {

'>>61486781
She even has a dumpster'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61486969 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:58:13') {

'>>61486781
>>61486809
alright so where is the r34?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61487318 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:01:56') {

'>>61464388
which rate should I go with? CTN or IT/ITS?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61487361 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:07:44') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61488935 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:07:56') {

'Fly in the Navy if you want to fly
Fly in the Marines if you hate yourself
Fly in the Air Force if you’re a gay nerd
Fly in the Army if you’re too stupid to get a commission'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489211 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:19:38') {

'How’s quality of life as IS vs CWT?
I know IS CAN go to a ship but how likely is it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489408 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:39:00') {

'>>61471143
camp horno'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489418 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:41:48') {

'Any advice on joining the Marine Corps shooting team?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489899 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:33:40') {

'>>61488935
truth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61489922 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)07:40:46') {

'Anyone have Winnie’s 6 week ACFT plan or something similar? Trying to train up to max that shit come summer.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61490998 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:12:03'  && image=='1707008090343831.jpg') {

'>Any drugs?
No
>Any self harm scars or suicide attempts?
None
>Dependent on Alcohol, drugs or the like?
Nope
>Gang affiliations?
No
>Do you have any children or dependents
None that I know of sir
>Be serious
I am a kissless virgin, sir.
>Herpes, STD, or currently taking meds for an STI or similar?
Still a Kissless virgin, sir.

Actually really surprised they vet you so hard to make sure you're not trying to run from your poor life decisions.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61494036 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:34:48') {

'>>61490998
tbf you gotta be a little retarded to join the military so i imagine they'd get that often'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61494984 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)21:00:01') {

'The only time in my life I was able to do a handstand was when I was incredibly bored babysitting a SCIF on night shift.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61495795 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:31:46') {

'I am in the U.S. Army and I am in danger of failing my third and final test in AIT. What will happen to me if I don't pass? I am a reservist as well. Would I get T-spaced, reclassed, or do AIT again if I am in the Army reserves.?

I really just dont understand it

Someone please help'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61495809 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:34:12') {

'>>61470703
a big ol' quality of life improvement i tell you hwat'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61495967 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:03:54') {

'>>61464388
Anyone join later on to in life? What’s it like joining the Military when older? I’m 24'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61495986 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:07:57') {

'>>61495967
>24
You're on the older side but it's not too late. 1 or 2 more years and it will be tho.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61496512 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:59:45') {

'about to get out of the reenz as an 03xx E4, should I switch to army or is it more of the same shit?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61496565 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:09:24') {

'>>61496512
Go Army with guaranteed school slots or get out, get a degree and comission in whatever branch you want, boot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61498276 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:35:34') {

'>>61495795
Pass your retest, dumbass. Direct questions like this to your instructors and your reserve unit.
>>61495967
>later in life
>24
Your first NCO will probably be your age but that's about it.
>>61496512
Consider going rep63 in the guard. If you do go active, consider trying out for your battalion sniper section.
Either way, don't be one of those douchey marine cultists who brings up the corps 24/7.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61499886 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:21:09') {

'>>61498276
>Either way, don't be one of those douchey marine cultists who brings up the corps 24/7.
But how will they know that I'm better than them?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61500201 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)13:17:26') {

'The guys on my unit are all kind of cunts towards me. I don't know why they dislike me. I try to be as nice and helpful as I can.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61501145 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:28:19') {

'>>61464388
>co wants acft scores under 540 to do daily remedial pt
Am I tweaking for getting mad about this? I'm totally down for an internal pt standard but with 540 being the effective minimum we're gonna be running remedial with like 80% of our people.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61501568 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:33:26') {

'Honest thoughts on the Space Force? Is it as cool as it sounds?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502115 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:00:23') {

'>>61464388
if i go into the air national guard could i still be a navy pilot or would i have to be an airforce pilot?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502136 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:04:23'  && image=='Schnoz.jpg') {

'got accepted into uc berkley but really want to be a fighter pilot and/or go on submarines and i know for a fact there's no way i can cratch that itch without sacrificing that opportunity. what do i do and how do i stop being retarded?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502146 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:06:31') {

'>>61502136
https://airforcerotc.berkeley.edu/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502151 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:07:32') {

'>>61502136
https://nrotc.berkeley.edu/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502207 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:17:05') {

'>>61502136
>Berkeley'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502231 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:22:02') {

'>>61502136
A submarine? Really?
I doubt anyone would stop you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502427 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:56:58') {

'>>61502136
If you're going for a STEM degree, and you are getting decent grades, the Navy will pay you very well to go to school for last 2/3 years in exchange for promising to do a 5 year tour as a nuke officer, which can be on a sub. Look into the NUPOC program. Also, even if you don't want to do it, you can just go through the process until they offer to send you on a free tour of a surface ship and sub, enjoy the experience, and then walk away without any issues.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502541 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:13:33') {

'>>61502146
>>61502151
thought about this since i did jrotc in school. thanks, i'll look into it more
>>61502207
can't tell if this is calling me or the school retarded
>>61502427
Thanks man. I'll try and get more info on this too. I heard nuke guys get absolutely fucking shafted though so i still gotta see about that. i already spoke to a navy recruiter a bit and they tried to sell me hard on nuke school and said i could get an 80k bonus, which raises serious flags for me.
>>61502136
to add on: my initial plan was to just enlist and coordinate with the school to do my classes on the submarine and while on shore duty since i heard that was an option, then use my gi bill to finish up and get a bachelors or masters, them shoot for a reserve pilot slot somewhere since i was told they pretty much get the same amount of flight time anyways. Is that feasible or am i braindead?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502549 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:14:35') {

'>>61502231
It's always been an autistic fixation of mine since i was a kid. planes and boats.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61502606 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:24:26') {

'>>61502541
Nuke enlisted get majorly screwed, and don't get the benefits out of it to be worth the hustle, but Nuke officer isn't as terrible, officer life in general isn't as terrible, and everyone who I've talked to who was getting out was falling backwards into a $200k+ engineering position, while the retention bonuses for nuke officers also put you at making around similar amounts while working towards your 20 years for retirement. The problem with the Navy which fucks over retention is there's no way to get around going onnaship and the disruption that does to your private life on the regular, so a lot of people end up doing 5, getting a bunch of qualifications, and then leaving to industry because they're getting married and don't want to leave their wife alone so regularly. If you're just freshly graduating when it happens, though, it's not as big a deal since you're unlikely to be in a committed relationship, and after doing your 5 years at sea, you get 2 years of getting Nuke retention bonus to do shore duty where you can decide if you want to go back out for another 5 years or leave. A nice small bonus the NUPOC program is that you're active duty during those college years, despite not having to do anything beyond get good grades, not get arrested, and meet PT standards, so it'll also count towards your retirement years, and that time will also transfer over towards retirement if you work at a federal job.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61503149 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:12:42') {

'>>61502606
got it. i'll speak to them about it. it seems like a pretty solid avenue so i'll definitely keep it in mind'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61504319 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:45:35') {

'>>61501568
Space Force? More like BASED Force
>Only three career fields, all of which are BASED AF
>Almost guaranteed top secret clearance
>High chance of getting stationed in Colorado
>PT standards so lax no one even knows what they are
>Stupidly high promotion rates
>Education highly pushed
>Coolest unit patches by far
>Highest chance of doing spook work (correct me if I'm wrong)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61504921 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:16:17') {

'>>61504319
That all sounds exceedingly gay. I don't think the word pog can truly encapsulate what you described.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61506757 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:35:25') {

'Why should I enlist if we aren't at war? The only reason to enlist is to kill people';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61507683 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:42:18') {

'>>61506757
free bennies'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61507748 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:57:31') {

'>>61504319
Best field? and how hard is it to get in?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61508345 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:47:21'  && image=='1453848921179.jpg') {

'>>61506757
>his branch doesn't have a fulfilling peacetime mission'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61509007 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:55:34') {

'>>61464388
I am going to MEPs for Coast Guard OCS next week, bros. The Navy is still processing me for intell officer OCS, so when the time comes, which one should I choose? Navy intel or Coast Guard. My plan is getting in and doing the minimum requirement, then transferring to the Space Force. Thoughts?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61509114 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:06:50') {

'>>61509007
What kind of work do you want to do in your career? Just intel or more variety?

CG doesn't have a defined 'intelligence' track for officers and even if you get picked for OCS your odds of going to sector intel billet are very low. Usually fewer intel slots than flight school. Not because it's hyper competitive but due to low supply.

Navy will have a much larger intel apparatus and since they guarantee your field before attending OCS that seems like a no-brainer.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61509332 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:31:15') {

'>>61509114
My goal has always been working for an alphabet soup agency or something like interpol. Yeah that's the bummer about CG. You don't get to choose your job until the end of OCS. Are CG looked at in the same regard as DoD officers, or are they seen as a joke compared to say an Army officer?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61509883 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:48:57') {

'Just graduated with a bachelor's degree. Should I enlist?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61509925 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:56:12') {

'Just ate breakfast. Should I wake up?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61510863 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:49:40') {

'>>61476437
It's pretty unit dependent but same ole same ole- toughest and most badass job in the whole military bar SOF shit. wouldn't really recommend it if you're going for a degree though, it'll be tough to get into MECEP considering the time youll be spending deployed and in the field doing ops. could do security forces, but i think they finally axed SF being infantry which is gay but idk abt that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61510967 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:09:25') {

'>>61509883
become an officer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61510976 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)02:11:09') {

'>>61476437
>What's 0311 like these days?
get hazed, field ops, classes, deployment.
don't try to go the mecep route. If you want to be an officer, just go through the normal routes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61511602 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)04:58:45') {

'>>61510967
That's the plan. In my country, I've been told that degree holders automatically start as 2nd Lieutenant. Is this also true for the US? I might've misheard because I wasn't really listening when we were being oriented about it lmao.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61513076 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:32:19'  && image=='anon in a nigger school.jpg') {

'QRD on raising children on a military base?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61513514 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:34:35') {

'>>61507683
Very true
>>61508345
Infantry should also double as police officers. There is no need for us to have 50+ seperate police departments, especially since niggers and illegals are turning major cities into warzones. Did you know that cops have more combat experience than most infantry?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61513971 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:34:45') {

'>>61511602
>in my country
Stay where you are. We don't need anymore parasites in the US. And no, a foreigner should never be an officer in a foreign country's military. You start at the bottom as an E1 grunt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61515910 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:05:56') {

'>>61510863
>>61510967
The only reason I'd get a degree now would be to be an officer. I'm older though, 24. No degree, just certificates, I work in medical and want the opposite of what I'm doing. With a short service and degree, I'd be 31 or 32. I think that's too old for USMC, but maybe I could commission in the Army after a degree. I'd prefer some sort of combat arms as a career'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61515922 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:07:35') {

'>>61510976
sorry, I clicked the wrong post above you. direct here >>61515910'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61515942 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:10:17') {

'>>61513971
Don't worry about me seething enlisted, worry about your relationship with your biological father.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61516445 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:30:23') {

'>>61513971
Nigger I was asking about enlisting in my own country. You fucking midwit lmao.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61518756 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:29:49') {

'>>61516445
Begone, noguns. This is an American website.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61518793 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:40:46') {

'>>61464388
i was drafted and if you dont go you are a warcriminal, i went to uni and i didnt know what happened with that so i went to enlist, and like 1 or 2 days before going to the camp they call me saying that im mental and cant go, i said fuck i have to get a job now, that was like 3 years ago, 3 years of neeting and counting'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519373 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:11:10') {

'>>61464388
i am canadian
24 unemployed CS grad
i need to kill people
i want to join military as data analyzer
that is my specialty
i want to look through the cameras and make decisions about where to drop bombs
this is the ultimate video game
no greater competition
how do i make this happen?
i don't care if it takes 20 years
i have no life
i have nothing to lose
i have patience and discipline
there's just nothing else to do if i'm being honest
what role would this be?
how would the application process look?
i am a fat powerlifter but i lose weight easily if i need to meet fitness requirements or something
let me know'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519382 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:13:34') {

'>>61519373
wait holy shit that sounds bad lol i do not need to kill people wtf
but i am genuinely interested in recon and such
idk why i asked this question
i can just look at our website and figure this out by myself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519392 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:15:23') {

'>>61519382
>>61519373
You sound insufferable. Spare the military from having to deal with your autism.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519394 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:15:56') {

'>>61519392
just for that i'm gonna call my local recruitment office and bombard them with autistic questions for at least 30 minutes
faggot
kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519398 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:16:56') {

'>>61519394
i am not going to do that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519402 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:17:56') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519453 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:26:10') {

'why are there so many racist scout snipers. our platoon spray painted nigger on an abandoned car, broke the side mirror off the car of an officer who parked in his parking spot (the snipers were using it while he was deployed), and they were yelling all niggers must hang';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519577 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:45:22') {

'>>61519453
i thought this was a team fortress 2 post
it's because snipers are the katana edgelords of the military'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519593 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:48:09') {

'>>61519373
>>61519394
yeah i fucking had a manic episode from extreme stress and sperged out
i did not mean anything i said in these posts at all, holy shit
sorry for the sperg out fellas
jannies please clean this up :(

if anybody is interested, i have zero intentions of actually joining the military at all
i'm not sure what drew me here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61519626 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)06:52:57') {

'>>61519593
most mentally stable Canadian'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61520001 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:01:47') {

'>>61519626
yeah nah i'm good lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61520500 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:28:16') {

'>>61519373
>>61519593
You're fucking COOKED. Nothing's going to happen yet. When there's a dispute that demands a draft, the feds are going to pull up your post history and send you to the enemy backlines with a set of dollar store goggles and some temu camouflage cargo pants.
But in reality, never say such stupid things online. I think you'll be fine, because I've seen some seriously horrendous content posted here and heard of nothing happening, but use this as a lesson. Control your emotions.
The internet is real, and the messages you send do harm others.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61521235 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:31:51') {

'>>61464388
>Military Enlistment General
HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY THIS IS REAL, NO FUCKING WAY, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GLOWNIGGER GENERAL'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61521493 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:06:10') {

'>>61521235
I wish we had a glownigger general. Why shouldn' anonymous patriots join the FBI or CIA? Better than who's currently in it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61521923 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:21:36'  && image=='away.jpg') {

'I DONT WANT TO DIE FOR ((THEM)) WHERE CAN I GET THE BEST AND CHEEPEST CUNNY?????';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61524207 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:56:09') {

'How hard is it to be an aircrewman? I was thinking AWO.
What sorts of medical things disqualify someone?
t. prior enlisted'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61524529 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:58:54') {

'>>61524207
you might find better answers on reddit, this board is LARP central'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61524632 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:13:56') {

'>tfw when getting out of the army as an O3 11A with that sweet sweet post 9/11 GI Bill
>tfw GI Bill is paying for study abroad in Europe
>tfw finishing my first year of law school and making mad dosh as a summer associate
>tfw my buddies who stayed in are spending their time NOT killing anything

Life on the outside can be greener anons. Use that GI Bill'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61524716 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:29:55'  && image=='1701219404900550.jpg') {

'>>61524632
I just reenlisted'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61524839 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:51:38') {

'>>61464388
Navy nuke ? or CTW ? = GOOD

any questions ask me. Anyone who says otherwise just feeds off of the hate and discontent of underperforming nukes/CTs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61524843 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:52:38') {

'>>61464388
>: Two year long school with suicidal furries, you never get to leave your boat, zero job prospects.

wrong'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61525057 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:43:07') {

'Need some insight on the state of the Aus military at the moment. I know it's still fucked but is it more or less fucked than, say, a year ago?

Joining reserves soon and may want to either go the officer route or try out for selection.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61525403 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:00:07') {

'If I go Navy reserves, can I volunteer for every chance to deploy? A sort of voluntary active duty while being part time.
>why don't you just go active duty?
Because it's easier to get into ODS than active duty officer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61525518 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)00:31:21') {

'>>61519593
For real dude kill yourself and do not delay'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61525995 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:26:42') {

'>>61464388
In what MOS would being six foot be an advantage?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61526000 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:27:43') {

'>>61525995
none of them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61526145 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)03:14:36') {

'Can SWCC or chaplains assistants be reservists?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61526381 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:49:55'  && image=='1709026811323503.png') {

'>>61524716
lol moron'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61527746 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:08:00') {

'>>61521493
Because both of those are unconstitutional? You're fucking scum'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61528711 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)12:37:55') {

'If I join the Navy, will I be able to get stationed in Japan and fuck cute nip girls?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61529081 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)13:25:18'  && image=='A0B23996-D8C9-4583-B7BD-C0DDFF79E25E.jpg') {

'>>61464388
I signed a contract for 15k with the reserves on my way out of active duty, when do I get my bonus?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530075 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:40:31') {

'I need some direction. Right now I am scheduled for MEPs for coast guard ocs. You don’t get to choose your job before shipping off. The navy does however; they offered me Intel. The space force contacted me and wants me to apply.
So between going officer for the CG, Navy or Space force which one would be the best choice?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530423 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:29:51') {

'>>61530075
you should stop being a pussy and sign an 11X Op 40 contract'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530479 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:38:06') {

'>>61466370
No it won't make it "easier" to get in but having the tab will be one less thing to get hazed for.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530491 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:39:42') {

'>>61530075
You want to work at an agency right?
I'd recommend SF>N>CG if that's your goal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530531 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)16:45:42') {

'>>61530491
>an agency
Eventually yes!
I want to do at least 10 years; get O4 or higher than go into the alphabet soups'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530631 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:00:46') {

'>>61530531
cant count on 04, its statistically unlikely'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530802 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:19:40') {

'>>61464388
should i enlist or go to college first?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61530906 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:35:21') {

'Is now a good or a bad time to enlist?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531032 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:51:08') {

'>>61530631
Bullshit, it's O-5 and up where the squeeze begins. If you stay in past your initial commitment you're probably making 4.
>>61530802
What do you want out of the military?
What's your career goal?
>>61530906
Great if you have specific goals tied to the military, are homeless and need a job ASAP, or have a shit career and need to change tracks.
Horrible if you want to deploy to an active war zone.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531112 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:02:39') {

'>>61531032
>What do you want out of the military?
free college and benefits plus doing cool shit that I'd look back on with satisfaction as well as a job for when i get out
What's your career goal?
STEMcel like the rest of everyone here. in specifics, either doing research at a big facility somewhere or being an astronaut since those have always been my childhood dreams.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531177 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:14:31') {

'>>61531112
>free college and benefits
Weigh your options carefully. College is more accessible than ever before. Is it worth multiple years of your life to go to college if you can get there another way?
The bennies also aren't as good as they were due to changes in the economy. Not that they aren't good but again, you need to weigh them carefully. Is doing 20 years for a 40%-of-pay pension plus a 5% matching government retirement account worth the opportunity cost of not spending that time in a more lucrative career field? Is spending a shorter amount of time in the military worth it compared to entering the workforce directly or using that time to get a degree? Think long and hard about these questions before signing on the dotted line.
>plus doing cool shit that I'd look back on with satisfaction
"Cool shit" falls into two categories: combat related and spooky. The former is few and far in between these days, though you'll do lots of cool-ish training if you go combat arms, end up in certain units, or both. Getting to do the latter isn't as tied to there being an ongoing war as the former but it also comes with tradeoffs: it's more technical and less cool than you imagine it to be, there are opportunity costs, you won't be the one kicking in the door in 99% of cases, and you need to be able to pass stringent background checks to do it.
>as well as a job for when i get out
More tradeoffs. If you want to do "cool shit" you'll likely end up in combat arms, whose post-service prospects aren't exactly great. As an officer you'd have management experience to go with whatever you do there, but as enlisted you basically just get out qualified to be a security guard or janitor. Go cyber, intel, etc, and you have better chances of immediately sliding into something, whether on the commissioned or enlisted side.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531235 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:23:49') {

'>>61531177
damn, do you think national guard while doing college might be a good idea?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531241 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:24:36') {

'>>61531177
con't
>STEMCel
>research at a big facility
>astronaut
It's hard to say whether joining the military would help or hinder you without knowing you personally. I know people who enlisted as infantry and went on to go to Harvard after their contract ended. There's enlisted veterans in pretty much every field, and at some surprisingly high levels. On the flip side, time you spend as a grunt (or even as an intel/cyber/specialized medical/etc person) is time you could be spending getting your Bachelor's degree and looking at Master's and PhD programs or interning at national labs. I have no idea what proportion of people who work in R&D at, say, LockMart, or at Sandia, or wherever, were ever in the military, and it's hard to say whether veteran status would help you there or not.
Astronaut is an extremely competitive career field. There are both active duty and veterans who were astronauts - including some enlisted veterans! - but they were the cream of the crop in their fields. COL Andrew Morgan, for example, is a West Pointer who was in Special Forces before being selected for the astronaut program.

One final note: the Army has a program to allow enlisted personnel to apply for West Point. Not sure about numbers now but a few years ago people were saying that the slots rarely got used up because so few people applied for it. You can apply every year until you turn 22, iirc. I did it as a PFC (and didn't get in) and the process consisted of an interview with my company commander and battalion commander, writing a statement of intent, and an interview with the brigade CSM. If you do end up enlisting, keep this option in your back pocket.

Regardless of what you choose, I urge you to be fairly cold and pragmatic about it, as letting idealistic fantasies about military service, "cool shit," or the like cloud your vision typically leads to disappointment.
>>61531235
Also an option, look into SMP as well if commissioning interests you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531270 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:27:58') {

'>>61531177
>>61531241
Thanks anon this was pretty helpful. This put a few things into perspective for me I think.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531414 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:46:01') {

'>>61531241
>I have no idea what proportion of people who work in R&D at, say, LockMart, or at Sandia, or wherever, were ever in the military, and it's hard to say whether veteran status would help you there or not.

It depends upon the field of research that you're in. Obviously it helps to go work at Skunkworks if you've got a TS already and maybe some experience dealing with the procurement system, while if you're going to join Thermo-Fischer to make a new mass spec, they probably won't give a fuck. However, private companies aren't the only big research labs, and a veteran is very hard to not hire if they're qualified for a national research lab or other fed position, to the point that it's typically easier to hire both the vet and whoever you really wanted then try and get around them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61531533 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:03:16') {

'>>61531241
>>61531177
one more thing actually. is being a guard/reserve pilot worth it?the 10yr commitment seems a little steep and although i've heard it's pretty easy to leave the guard I'm not sure about it. it always seemed like a bit of a dream job to fly military jets for a living though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61532039 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:20:34') {

'>>61531533
So if it wasn't obvious, I'm in the Army. I don't really know a whole lot about the other branches besides hearsay.
What I can tell you is that the Army's WOFT program will let you fly helicopters in exchange for a 10 year commitment once you finish training if you do it active duty. I honestly don't know if there's a guard/reserve WOFT option. There are a couple fixed wing Army aircraft but supposedly those slots are hard as fuck to get.
If you want to fly jets, you'll have to go Navy or Air Force as a commissioned officer, either through the service academies or through ROTC. Check out the links in the OP that reference aviation, though do keep in mind that they were there when I first started posting here in 2016 and haven't been updated to my knowledge.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61532057 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)20:24:47') {

'>>61532039
i got you. thanks man, big help.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61532433 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:33:54') {

'Can I go from Navy reserves to active duty as an officer? I am going to my officer interview in a few weeks and I look forward to ODS, but I know that I want active duty eventually.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61532543 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)21:53:22') {

'>>61464388
>intel/cyber = pozzed
Lol I love seeing boots sleep on cardboard outside aldis.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61532756 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)22:30:14') {

'>>61530075
>>61509114
So..why are you considering uscg at all?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533161 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:49:52'  && image=='laced and greenpilled.jpg') {

'What are the chances ZOGbots can get stoned in the near future? I know that there are a bunch of unscheduled drugs that the military still prohibits, like blue lotus or kratom. But this would single-handedly fix recruiting.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533243 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:03:01') {

'>>61470703
To actually deploy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533259 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:05:20') {

'>>61471143
>Korea/Japan
If you have yellow fever
>Vicenza(Not 173rd)
If you want to travel.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533285 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:10:07') {

'>>61533161
>invite stoners into the military
This is almost as bad as introducing women and trannies in the military.
>t. 11b1p'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533291 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:11:04') {

'>>61476472
MK Air Base is like 30 min from Constanta, Romania literally on the Black Sea coast. You can literally apply for positions on TOD if you are Reserve/NG. They pop up all the time. When i was active, I had the chance to go tdy there for 3 Months but i had to do BLC.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533310 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:15:18') {

'>>61533285
Even when the stoner can pass your ASVAB / PFT requirements? How is this any worse than allowing alcohol?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533390 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:28:40'  && image=='C81D9BB9-4A19-4E26-A5B0-DC9844D15D21.jpg') {

'>>61464388
What are your chances of getting into the military if your passport says this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533396 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:30:23') {

'>>61533390
The FBI is just for you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533404 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:31:13') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533561 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:52:48'  && image=='Peanut.jpg') {

'Just found out food allergies can be potentially disqualifying.
I have a pretty sever peanut allergy. Am I fucked?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61533885 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:51:13') {

'was in marine infantry, never been with a girl and started getting into massage parlors/prostitutes by the end of my contract. Probably been with over 100 of them. Am I fucked?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61534040 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)02:31:54'  && image=='1692391287608784.gif') {

'>>61533885
Outlawing hazing was a mistake.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61534240 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:31:20') {

'>>61533885
Delet this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61534596 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)05:32:01') {

'>>61464388
To all the combat arms anons, and even non combat arms, to you, in your experience, is all that talk of honour, loyalty, and brotherhood bullshit? That notion of "I'm willing to put the lives of my brothers in arms and the ideals/nation I believe in ahead of myself." I'm not asking this as some dipshit who watched Saving Private Ryan or Blackhawk Down for the first time and wants to enlist. I'm asking this as someone who's met both extremes of jaded vets who spit on that stuff despite having seen extensive combat, and ones who sound like recruitment posters despite enduring the same or worse. I realize a lot of that is personal, but wanted some others' perspectives on that. And I mean no disrespect in asking.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61534637 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)05:45:12'  && image=='MrPissnut.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61535203 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)07:48:11') {

'>>61527746
What's more likely, the Trumanite government being abandoned because it's unconstitutional or them continuing to exist with all the power theyve already been given? With that in mind, honest patriots should try to join these organizations to change them for the better on the inside'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61536166 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:31:10') {

'>>61535203
Nah, traitors legitimately deserve speedy and fair trials to determine whether they are alive or dead. That goes for every level of government, if you do not agree it doesn't matter, people like you are unable to grasp the reality of anything, so you can hope all you want that the good guys will eventually save the day after 70 years of being run by traitors. Or you can advocate that every single member of these unconstitutional departments, and all members of every government department, to a speedy and fair trial. The good patriots don't work for the fucking government you fucking retard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61536211 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)10:40:38') {

'>>61534596
There are some people who believe all these things, most are there for free college and a paycheck. The American army is full of volunteer individuals, combat arms is more likely to have an ethos, but its modern day humans, they watch and consume goy slop, they watch goy ball, they aren't soley focused on the greater esoteric nature of what you're speaking too. However in a hot war people have no option other than to adopt to such values, so no not everyone does especially during peace, but During deployment most do.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61536315 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:00:26') {

'I’m in the process of cross-training into the Navy from the Air Force, and everyone keeps telling me that I’m going to regret it because their culture is more toxic. Is there any truth to that, or are people in the Air Force just pussies?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61536369 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)11:11:29') {

'>>61536315
Depends on the rate, but yes airforce are pussies, they are allowed to wear "morale" patches in leui of a deployment patch, really kills the mood when you ask were they've deployed too and they haven't ever. Id recommend army if you could guarantee getting to a group, army unit culture is alot worse then id imagine the navy is. But the navy actually gets to travel, and Airforce the comfiest. Pick your poison'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537247 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:04:39'  && image=='9B74050D-62B4-46CC-8326-8402CDED8969.jpg') {

'I have nothing and no one. Will the Navy let me sign up for a specific duty station? Preferably somewhere in Alaska.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537259 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:07:26') {

'>>61536166
buddy you missed his point completely. if these departments (which decide who traitors are to begin with and run your courts, thus making them untouchable and making it retarded to "advocate" for them to face trial (an idea on par with "just vote it all away bro")) are unconstitutional then the next best course of action would be to flood them with people who actually care about the nation and can fix these departments through their own sway.
>The good patriots don't work for the fucking government you fucking retard.
That's exactly the issue that he was pointing out. His point was since there are plenty of patriots on here, it'd be a good thing if they changed these institutions from within.

I'm also pretty sure you're the guy that washed out of AF bootcamp who keeps going on endlessly about glowies on like every thread lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537284 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:12:05') {

'Anyone been stationed on Oahu? What am I in for?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537502 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:45:10') {

'>>61537259
why would i work within the system that is actively genociding its citizens instead of removing the genocidal system? do you not think the judges are also to be facing trial? do you believe authority comes from the system? you seem pretty naïve, the current system is built upon enslaving you, killing you, and then replacing you. to suggest that anything other than mass public trials suggests that you think the system is salvageable and necessary for us to function. the system is created by the people, and seeing how much it has digressed from its inception, one could simply reapply our founding principles of self determination and be rid of the genocidal system that is currently oppressing them. the fabric and veil that unified Americans before has been removed, the government and its institutions have for decades served the interests of foreign governments, and subversive elements, while actively destroying the citizens they are so duly elected to serve.

so why would i ,or anyone, ever recommend someone work for a currently tyrannical government?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537540 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:51:54') {

'>>61537502
Working within the system is a practical way to improve things. You can't remove the system because you're a deranged schizo loser ranting online. You've pissed away any legitimacy you could ever have. You subconsciously understand you've destroyed your own ability to improve the world, so you're angry and coping through the only thing left for you - ruining it in others.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537625 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:04:26') {

'>>61537540
its ok, youll figure it out someday. better to not be so bitter to the truth. and personal attacks that are so pointed and intended to be direct are often projection into ones own beliefs about himself.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537643 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:07:53') {

'>>61537247
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61537855 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:45:02') {

'>>61528711
Also wondering'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61538168 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:24:55') {

'>>61537502
i don't understand how this is such a hard concept. if you dislike how things are, become the president and you have more power to change it from within.
similarly, if you want to change the cia, be cia and you'll have more sway. a member can change its system.
"mass public trials" will realistically never happen. and that's ignoring that "public trials" would still be within the system you loathe, which plays into anon's point.
the general public does not give a fuck regardless of what your ideal reality may be. this has been advocated for years. if that isn't working, then the next best move would be to change it from within. what anon proposed is a practical solution that can be done with less effort. what you pproposed is an ideal world where the public cares enough to do something about corruption, which almost never happens. that makes your solution on par with shouting at the sky in anger. in most revolutions, the public only does something when they have no bread to feed their families and/or no games to placate them. and even in those you'll still see democratic elections here and there. Even the nazi revolution still contained the democratic election of hitler. Don't like a system? be a force in the system and change it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61538617 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)16:18:43') {

'>>61537502
The original guy you replied to. Not that I disagree that most institutions SHOULD be wholesaled, but how the hell are you going to do that? Back in the 70s it may have been possible, by now they have so much power that the only way to remove them would be dictatorship in the Roman sense. Are you personally going to lead the rebellion, be an upper officer for some hypothetical Second American Revolution? No. And neither will most people. It's not the fact that it should, it's a matter of can or can not. One man won't be able to remove these institutions.
But one man working 40+ years at these institutions can rise the ranks and use his position for the betterment of this nation.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61539335 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:56:36') {

'Coastie here
How seriously do they take the "you must go to A school within 2 years of your contract" thing?
My orders were cancelled and I'm trying to reschedule. The best date for me is 2 years and 1 day after my contract start date. Am I fucked?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61539785 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:03:30') {

'>>61539780
>>61539780
>>61539780'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61539809 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:06:44'  && image=='1686005620584395.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540162 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:06:15') {

'>>61539335
>coastie
Hey I go to MEPs for CG OCS next week. How are things in the CG? It really isn’t clear on how the job selection works compared to the Navy. How is the relationship between officers and enlisted? I live in Texas btw if that matters'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540250 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:25:54') {

'>>61539785
what a horrible thread. thanks jannies'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540257 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:26:28') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540265 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:27:29'  && image=='Back to Reddit.jpg') {

'>>61540250
>Censorship is great! Mods putting chuds in their place!
Maybe you'll enjoy Reddit more.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540483 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:04:10') {

'>>61540265
I don't like communist traitors shitting up the enlistment thread. Go fuck yourself'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540500 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:06:43'  && image=='Elon BTFO NATROONS.png') {

'>>61540483
>I don't like communist traitors shitting up the enlistment thread.
Then why are you praising the censor-happy, power-tripping, Reddit infiltrators that are the current moderation? Elon Musk should really buy 4chan. He'll fix this site like he did with what is now X.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540561 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:15:19') {

'>>61540500
Elon Musk shills for communists like Dugin and wants to replace Americans with Indians. He came from a country that was torn apart via racial resentment yet has no gratitude as an immigrant, like all immigrants'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540577 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:17:00') {

'>>61540561
>t. has not seen X'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540588 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:18:16') {

'>>61540577
>t. makes money off it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==61540743 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:45:05'  && image=='Identifying Arguments.jpg') { }

}
}