'easy lil buddy, just put er down real slow';

'>>61473083
What is it with pictures of raccoons with guns?';

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'>>61473083
best thread on 4chan';

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'I think I'm out. Rarely do I find OC or anything new.';

'>>61474325
Wojak spam is like those stupid troll faces at this point but Reddit is about a decade behind on memes and I know that’s where your insanity comes from. Stop derailing stuff trying to flame me';

'>>61473083
Why do Americans love shooting these? I think they are funny animals.';

'>>61473523
Was.';

'>>61474345
It's called the Bill of RIGHTS, not the Bill of WTF GUYS?';

'Good thread
Like possums and racoons
Shame we don't have them :(';

'>>61474351
Is it a cultural thing for America to live rent free in the heads of third world shitters?';

'>>61474345
You one of them hatless savages?';

'>>61473621';

'>>61474345
They eat your cat's food, kill your chickens, then tear your garbage open and make a huge mess. They're also smart enough to drown smaller dogs.';

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'stop treating pets like they're your fucking children';

'>>61475878
You are literally worse than Hitler.';

'>>61475796
>They're also smart enough to drown smaller dogs.
How long until we see them in the FBI's employ?';

'>>61475878
I hit my children, I don't hit my dogs';

'>>61475944
>I don't hit my dogs

I snoot smack mine if he doesn't get the message or is too hyper-focused on something he shouldn't. I hear a sharp jab in the ribs with a finder also works.';

'>>61475878
Why';

'>>61475796
God I wish that were me';

'>>61474351
Don't look at the violent crime statistics';

'>>61475878
I put clothes on my dog, that's him in a flannel';

'>>61476147
Forgot to mention he's wearing a gold chain in this pic, you can kind of see it. He likes his bling';

'>>61476166
>pibble in a loose flannel and gold chain
De nada';

'>>61476196
Gracias';

'>>61476256
>stop calling me out
why are you like this, didn't you just get banned?';

'>>61476147
>>61476166
>>61476196
>>61476249
N';

'>>61476256
she is so cute';

'>>61476147';

'>>61476310
Good looking dog

>>61476270
You wish';

'>>61476147
>neither SMASHED nor SLAMMED
why even bother';

'>>61476368
What a bunch of good boys, but I prefer to avoid genetic issues for the sake of the dog';

'>>61476366
I';

'>>61476475
Once again, you wish';

'>>61476256
I cannot be gaslit into being antigun, go back.';

'>>61476515
Nigger dog. Nigger soul.';

'>>61475878
I don't let my small children play with handguns';

'>>61476695
eyes of a killer, can't be trusted not to pull the trigger when you turn away';

'>>61473621
There are more from the tactical possum facebook group, because a guy has a possum and a gunstore, so he didnt really have a choice.';

'>>61473483
1. Opposable thumbs (unlike pretty much every other animal that isn't a primate).
2. They look like bandits, perfect for gun pics.
3. THEY CUTE';

'>>61476811
They are also common in gunland and somewhat tameable.';

'>>61475944
You shouldn't hit either your children OR your dogs.
The most successful people I've known in my ~40 years all had parents who could train their children with the exact right words.
One of the most successful (and I mean *actually* successful, not "I'm rich because I worked 100 hour weeks and lived frugally for 20 years and now have a million dollars" successful) I am all but certain that his dad never even shouted at him. And that dude had to choose between an Olympic cyclist or a doctor (he chose doctor).

I kind of agree. I mean, if we as adults cannot manipulate children smaller and dumber than us without physical force, we fucked up somewhere along the way, right?
>t. got hit worse than most
>t. spent 14th birthday getting bruises photographed at the doctor's office, and that was a GOOD birthday';

'If you modified the trigger to be sensitive as fuck then I'm sure you could teach a raccoon how to shoot a gun. You might even be able to craft a tiny revolver so he can hold it on his own and keep your house safe';

'>>61476654
Lol, let the hatred flow thru you. I also only date black girls';

'>>61474351
I'll take that as a compliment';

'>>61476917
>The most successful people I've known
>>61476917
>One of the most successful
>>61476917
>and I mean *actually* successful
>>61476917
>million dollars" successful';

'>>61476087
Gators always look so content with life
I long for their level of relaxation';

'>>61476811
This raises the question: Can we train raccoons to shoot 22lr?
Is any Anon willing to make some custom mini 22s so we can test this theroy?';

'>>61475862
YJK';

'>>61473547
Oh what science could have been';

'>>61473568
>>61473577
>>61473586
>Become ungovernable';

'Slam dunk racoons into the trash
Love and cherish possums';

'>>61473083
>>61473483
>>61473497
>>61473504
>>61473512
>RIGBY PUT THAT GUN DOWN OR YOURE FIRED';

'>>61477220
>I long for their level of relaxation
Same.';

'>>61473547
Based!';

'My car laying on a carbine';

'>>61473483
They're safer than when the other kind of coon has a gun.';

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'>>61474351
>looks at Africans
>looks at India
>looks at the Middle East
>Americans are violent
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh';

'>>61477220
Must come with not evolving that much for so long, they just have it figured out';

'>>61477220
They only look relaxed, in reality they are always worried about something bigger.';

'>>61473512
who the fuck just has a vickers casually sitting around in their garage?';

'>>61481161
I wanted to know that from the first time I saw this pic. Casually has a Vickers in some sort of room where...I don't even know what's going on with those doors in the background...and a pet raccoon. Didn't start this thread but finding pics like that just makes me want to find more. So random lol.';

'Quick convince this anon to get a pet raccoon';

'FUCK
>>61470069';

'I LOVE ANIMALS SO FUCKING MUCH YOU WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE.

I lost my 19 year old best friend cat last year and im stick emotionally fucked from it.
He was better than most people i know.';

'>>61483183
Same bro. Mark Twain was right
>Verification not required';

'>>61476368
rolling for Gambino, my beloved.';

'>>61476147
>>61476366
>>61477136
>Has a pitbull that he dresses up in flannel shirts and gold chain necklaces
>casually hangs around his house without a shirt on
>exclusively dates black women
based white-washed hoodrat.';

'>>61484996
Congrats';

'>>61474345
rabies';

'>>61475878
All animals are deserving of love, respect, and care- you are literally subhuman if you think otherwise.';

'gonna see what I can dig up amongst my bullshit
all of these will be reposts from /k/ IIRC';

'I find I'm getting lost and I do not have as many amniables with gats as I thought
have the cheese famas for now';

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'babies';

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'>>61485470
reminds me of';

'>>61475944
Incomprehensibly based';

'>>61476368
c'mon big money big money';

'>>61477213
>4 (You)s
Anon must be a big guy';

'>>61477760
Where *I'm* from we call them "rooty tooty point and shooties"';

'>>61489647
more like replier was a big faggot 4 me but yeah';

'>>61485470
I swear there's one more to that one anon. There's one with them in an ammo can.';

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'I think this is the one I remember the most. Probably the best rabbit gun pic I've seen.';

'>>61489728
https://youtu.be/CTBgmXbShBs?si=tXdLhilQ5uTaxMwf';

'>>61473621
Cute lizard.';

'>>61489896
>be me
>have iguana
>go to pic expecting to see a lizard
>no lizard
>day ruined';

'>>61473083
>>61473483
>>61473497
>>61473504
>>61475792
>>61480905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TwwXvwsKg';