import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/mlp/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Just Dropped By - /jdb/(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Just Dropped By - /jdb/';
int postNumber = 40980735;
String image = '1712544028767272.jpg';
String date = '04/07/24(Sun)22:40:28';
String comment = 'Little adorable fan Edition

Last drop https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40922667/

Archived threads:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40980737 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:41:16') {

'>What is this thread about?
A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies

>Why /jdb/?
Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by"

>Some pastas:
https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tolls
https://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love Games
https://ponepaste.org/9646 - Icarian Love
https://ponepaste.org/9647 - I'll think of a title when I'm done writing (Apple Bloom story)
https://ponepaste.org/9648 - Freshmen, Drama, and Prom
https://ponepaste.org/9548 - Silver Spoon Story WIP
https://ponepaste.org/7980 - The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle
https://ponepaste.org/575 - Soarin's Silver Lining
https://ponepaste.org/9649 - Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love
https://ponepaste.org/7910 - Anon and Sunny Shimmy
https://ponepaste.org/9650 - Ska Anon x Sweetie Belle
https://ponepaste.org/2308 - Silver Spoon is an Expensive Friend
https://ponepaste.org/9653 - Wind Sprint's Daddy
https://ponepaste.org/9652 - Daddy's Little Scootaloo
https://ponepaste.org/9816 - Raising Scootaloo

Use this post as anchor for new pastas Assuming they get made...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40980758 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:50:06'  && image=='1664073.png') {

'The cutest';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40980770 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:56:39') {

'>>40980735
She's my fav'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40980772 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:57:10') {

'>>40980735
How many of her clothes could you talk her out of'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40980838 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)23:24:41'  && image=='pledge.jpg') {

'>>40980735
Adorable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40981070 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:34:08') {

'>>40980838
>>40980735
We need a wholesome romance green about her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40981094 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)01:57:35') {

'>>40981070
i liked that one where anon thought she was just his little buddy and took ages to figure out it's a girl.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40981548 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)08:28:29') {

'>>40981094
The reverse trap threads were based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40981674 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)09:45:19') {

'>>40981548
Feels like just yesterday that they were around. Why does time have to be so cruel, and constantly remind us that it exists?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40981838 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:12:06') {

'you just used this OP pic like 3 threads ago you stupid faggots';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982242 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:13:11') {

'touch scootaloo feet';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982243 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:13:33') {

'>>40981548
Reverse trap, tomboys, magic school, super heros. All great generals taken too soon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982311 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:39:58') {

'>>40981838
Try to find a good humanized scootaloo pic that would not be deleted'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982335 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:48:06'  && image=='3034203__safe_artist-colon-astrid545269_sunny+starscout_human_equestria+girls_g5_blushing_bust_clothes_cute_drink_drinking_ear+piercing_earring_equestria+girls+.jpg') {

'>>40982311
Here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982341 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:49:20') {

'>>40982335
>g5 tag
Dude, I get the joke but you just need to realize that scootaloo don't have so much safe work as loli unlike the other CMC'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982353 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:52:15') {

'>>40981094
I NEED IT.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982361 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)15:53:57'  && image=='Screenshot from 2024-04-08 15-48-25.png') {

'G1 chads https://ponerpics.org/img/2022/10/21/6540483/large.png';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982407 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:10:05') {

'>>40982361
the hell are those little bell jars, do they have a valve you can plug a hose into? because otherwise them being freestanding makes no sense.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982423 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:17:23'  && image=='814441__dead+source_safe_artist-colon-baekgup_rainbow+dash_scootaloo_equestria+girls_g4_cute_cutealoo_female_hug_plushie_rainbow+dash+plushie_sitting_smiling_s.png') {

'>>40982311
here's a cute one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982443 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)16:25:02') {

'>>40982407
True, looks like an oversight in the art. Born-to-die still has some really good stuff tho'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982676 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)17:59:55') {

'>>40982341
>you just need to realize that scootaloo don't have so much safe work as loli unlike the other CMC
How did this happen and how can we fix it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982679 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:00:39') {

'>>40982676
well we're not putting clothes on the scoot, that is scootabuse'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982753 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:23:10'  && image=='656903__safe_artist-colon-danmakuman_armpits_belly+button_blushing_breasts_cleavage_clothes_derpibooru+import_female_human_humanized_looking+at+you_mid.png') {

'>>40982679
I hope some of our friends here can help liberate her from them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982763 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:26:37') {

'>>40982753
heck a single pair of scissors will take care of that outfit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982826 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:48:38'  && image=='668914__safe_artist-colon-danmakuman_artist-colon-outlaw-dash-marston_scootaloo_human_g4_belly+button_clothes_female_humanized_simple+background_solo_swimsuit_.png') {

'>>40982763
That's why she's wearing it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982862 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)18:59:13') {

'>>40982826
>cute and funny in two-piece swimsuit
>butt visible between thighs
>”safe”
A glimpse into a simpler timeline...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982869 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:02:15') {

'>>40982862
it was really weird seeing buttcheeks suddenly become a nono place, having previously been allowed in every cartoon. i blame the rappers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40982973 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:39:16') {

'>>40982862
Good old anime era. Back when we just said "oh, those japs". Now that it's mainstream, censorship attacked the little island. And since nips don't want a third sun, they just bend the knee and say "yes, my american masters".'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983032 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)20:00:09') {

'>>40982973
at least we're teaching them to be real mad about it. lotta websites are like cutting off access to westerners because they whine too much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983595 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:44:13') {

'>>40982368
It a shame that this kind of pic also have the risk of being deleted.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983677 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:01:35') {

'Scootaside, who is the best human filly to find on the street and take in';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983763 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:22:46') {

'>>40983677
I'd say it's a toss up between loli Wallflower and Golly.
>Wallflower as the neglected cutie cute you can legitimately take in and care for as well as uuuoohhhhing
>Golly as the innocent seeming little girl you take in before realizing she's a devious lewd girl and a lot more than you bargained for'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983766 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:24:15') {

'>>40983763
>You think an urchin has just been squatting in your apartment or something, each time you catch a glimpse of her, deduce that she's clearly living here, yet do not remember letting her in
>But you don't have the heart to shoo her out, so until you forget again, you just let her stay and make her comfortable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983769 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:26:17'  && image=='Thinking Lyra.png') {

'>>40981070
prompts?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983778 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)03:31:32') {

'>>40983769
>Scootaloo hates wearing clothes and likes hanging out at your place because you won't make her wear any.
>Maybe she is your sister'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40983856 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)04:20:39') {

'>>40983769
Camping? You're the only counselor who cares about her?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40984128 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)07:11:19'  && image=='2412b4cf256e5ec2e5b52222b9eb4e26.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40984310 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)08:37:25') {

'>>40983769
Schoolteacher anon notices Scoots has been doing worse in school lately and vows to help the girl out. After school tutoring makes her open up about her terrible home life and they two characters fight against their growing attraction to the other.
I might actually try to write this it’s right up my alley'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40984754 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)12:27:13') {

'>>40980737
What's with the obsession with Sweetie Bell?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40984838 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)12:59:21') {

'>>40984754
wdym?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40984969 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:48:20') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985004 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:56:11') {

'>>40984754
she's okay! a little generic, but also soft and marshmallowy and squeaky.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985067 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:13:24') {

'holy shit, filly thread died';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985106 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:24:11'  && image=='2.jpg') {

'>>40985067
Bros... how could this happen?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985125 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:31:35') {

'>>40985106
I told them segregating the threads was a bad idea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985168 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:45:21'  && image=='2522600.jpg') {

'>>40985067
>last reply 14 hours ago
Guess no one like fillies anymore'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985187 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:54:50') {

'>>40985168
>Threads last 14 hours
This whole board is dead'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985199 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)14:59:51') {

'>>40985168
I should have posted again before bed. it was on like page 8'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985212 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)15:04:12'  && image=='IMG_1694.jpg') {

'>>40985187
dont worry about it. we're still here. i just have nothing to say right now. once i make more art or write a new green, you bet your ass ill be posting it in my favorite fucking thread. which is jdb.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985245 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)15:14:07') {

'>>40985106
>>40985067
>>40985125
There was a guy last night bumping all threads on page 10 and creating tons of shitter threads to kill off things,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985251 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)15:16:19') {

'>>40985245
ahh okay
i can't really throw stones, i've done that. but typically for an important purpose, such as stopping a shitposter who has hijacked a general'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985326 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)15:48:48') {

'>>40985067
Maybe this would be the best moment to make one with scootaloo this time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985349 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)15:56:52') {

'>>40985326
you got it!
>>40985348'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985463 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)16:33:58') {

'>>40985067
>>40985168
more like people didn't like posting new filly content

>>40985125
The threads are segregated because there'd be endless shitflinging otherwise.

>>40985349
>not a cute picture of scootaloo getting cuddled'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985491 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)16:41:17') {

'>>40985463
we used to get by without the shitflinging
anyway it was the best quick scoots pic I could find.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985905 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)19:09:17'  && image=='2158735.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40985937 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)19:26:35') {

'>>40985212
>Sugarcolt
umfff... Saw an aged down comic of the Shadowbolts. Good shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986041 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:06:28') {

'>>40986034
is... that outfit just glued on?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986105 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:33:37') {

'>>40985905
Scoot is gonna become a junior idol!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986107 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:34:10') {

'>>40986046
>*Smack!*'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986108 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:35:09') {

'>>40986046
buttocks are perfectly work safe, consarnit. this is the 90s.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986123 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:41:46') {

'>>40986108
Tbh, she didn't have panties. Bare tanlines.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986148 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:50:34') {

'>>40986123
what you thought I thought those were panties? the buttocks are exposed either way. or is the TOP of the crack now considered a sex organ?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986194 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:08:59') {

'>>40986148
... Do you want me to answer, or do you want me to lie to you?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986244 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:36:11') {

'>>40986194
I want things to go back to how they were, then improve from there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986258 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:41:49') {

'>>40985251
I do it to kill tran mare threads'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986391 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)22:48:37') {

'>>40986258
well look who got caught in the crossfire
just report that shit and don't look at it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986794 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)01:47:41') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986913 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:53:36') {

'>>40986840
Oh, heavens... what am I to do?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986920 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:57:00') {

'>>40986840
wait what's going on here exactly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40986988 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)03:40:49') {

'>>40986920
She needs a new home, a LOVING home'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40987113 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:16:05'  && image=='784450__safe_artist-colon-uotapo_angel+bunny_derpy+hooves_fluttershy_rainbow+dash_equestria+girls_-colon-__backpack_bandaid_barrette_blushing_boots_c.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40987303 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)08:07:41') {

'>>40986840
>>40986913
>>40986920
>>40986988
Adopted Glimmy is embarrased because she's not used to the idea of being naked when she's home.
For now, she can keep her shoes and undies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40987506 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)10:20:04') {

'>>40986840
>>40987303
>sunburst rejected her
She really needed some love'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40987819 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)12:37:25') {

'>>40985245
He's at it again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40987895 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:03:06'  && image=='Sweet Flat Chest.jpg') {

'Damn, I should keep an eye on the AI thread
>>40985764'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988057 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:51:29'  && image=='3333533.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988061 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:52:41') {

'>>40987303
that makes sense
her horse friend is silly wearing so much'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988228 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)14:48:05') {

'Cute Bloomy spotted
>>40977702'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988378 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:46:45'  && image=='SFW.png') {

'>>40986840
We need a litmus test on what is an acceptable image. That shit was listed as Suggestive, not Explicit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988526 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:37:17'  && image=='3288316__safe_alternate+character_alternate+version_artist-colon-minusclass_part+of+a+set_apple+bloom_babs+seed_cozy+glow_diamond+tiara_scootaloo_silver+spoon_s.jpg') {

'>>40988378
4chan jannies are even more sensitive than twitter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988839 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:07:38') {

'>>40988378
>That shit was listed as Suggestive, not Explicit.
>twibooru tagging it as suggestive means you can post it on here
Anon...
I'm still debating whether or not to redefine the loli tag so that all images are automatically explicit or not'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40988973 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)18:44:47') {

'>>40988526
I feel this is a set up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40989334 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:51:27'  && image=='2445000.png') {

'>>40988973
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40989729 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)23:02:36') {

'Up. Also, watch it, close to 41 mill.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40990097 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:38:39') {

'>>40989729
By the speed of the board in general I would say that gonna to happen in two days'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40990372 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)04:52:25') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40990374 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)04:52:39') {

'>>40989334
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BeBhy375xsI&si=5vc9mBpcFheItD4Q&feature=xapp_share'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40990853 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)10:40:40') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991166 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:07:12'  && image=='2344672.png') {

'>>40989729
>Also, watch it, close to 41 mill.
Huh?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991338 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:46:56'  && image=='1711367234875.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991385 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)13:57:13') {

'>>40983769
(You) are driving home one night when you see a runaway Scootaloo on the side of the road. You give her a ride and let her stay at your house until you can figure out what to do. But Scoot has been putting out in order to get by, and is offering her body as payment or "rent" for letting her stay with you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991470 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)14:21:39') {

'>>40991338
Cute
>>40990374
Banger of a song'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991484 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)14:25:41') {

'>>40991385
I would never take advantage of Scoots. I would take her in and raise her like her piece of shit parents should have done in the first place.
She is always welcome at my home and she will always have a room.
I will love her always. Shes a good girl.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991872 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)16:33:10') {

'>>40991338
>no extra fingers
Look like it finally evolving in a good way for quick generations.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40991963 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)17:17:47') {

'>>40991484
yar
though it is unfortunately pretty likely she would be damaged goods. those wounds are hard to heal, but it would be fun to try'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40992499 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)21:08:53') {

'Who is the good-est girl?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40992520 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)21:20:04'  && image=='applebloom kwerki mode.png') {

'>>40992499
Bloomy!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40992862 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)23:54:45') {

'>>40992499
My daughterwife'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40993142 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)02:51:40'  && image=='2843502.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40993163 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)03:03:32') {

'>>40993142
I just shed actual tears staring at her absolutely perfect ass...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40993325 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)05:21:10'  && image=='49029705_p0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40993909 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)12:09:32'  && image=='3203770.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40994311 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)15:31:13') {

'>>40991338
https://files.catbox.moe/ofbluk.png
Added a little to this one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40994350 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)15:46:31') {

'>>40993325
Cute trio'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40994378 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)16:06:00') {

'>>40994311
that's a good Bloomy.
I hope this area has a regulation that anyone who drops sharp shit on the ground has to step on it themselves. Keep the streets safe for good girls.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40994556 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)17:07:28') {

'>>40994378
Only the goodest of girls go to school barefoot, and they need to be protected.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40994696 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)17:40:13') {

'>>40994556
if the pavement is ever too hot, it is every guy's duty to scoop her up into his arms and be her taxi
shoulder rides are also acceptable
backwards shoulder rides are only for good friends and family'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995136 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:03:32') {

'>>40994696
>spoiler
As nice as that sounds, how do you see well enough to walk?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995178 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:17:53') {

'>>40995136
You use your throbbing erection like a blind man's cane'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995195 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:24:05') {

'>>40995178
Fair enough'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995218 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:30:59') {

'>>40995195
>Ow! Mom, he poked me!
>He can't see! Be polite.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995545 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:10:56') {

'>>40991338
This might seem like a weird thing to call attention to, but I really like the way it did her ear.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995561 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:14:59') {

'>>40995545
cute round ears are perfect for nibbles.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995562 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:15:09') {

'>>40995545
Cunny ear erotic T_T'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995611 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:28:19') {

'>>40993142
The thumbnail made me think she had a tail, which now has me imagining a monkey girl Apple Bloom.


That'd be pretty cute, actually. Bloom wearing a monkey suit eating a banana, much to AJ's disapproval.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995654 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:40:03') {

'>>40995611
My heart... I need that so fucking badly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995688 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:47:47') {

'>>40995611
monkey girls are cute as fuck, but Scoots fits that more. Bloomy would, at most, have an old-world-monkey tail. Short, useless, just there for decoration.
I could see her dressing as Diddy Kong though. Bloomy probably fucking loves Diddy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40995818 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)23:31:39') {

'https://poneb.in/yD7yT1sw';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40996230 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)02:29:14'  && image=='1938902__grimdark_artist-colon-ryured_apple+bloom_scootaloo_sweetie+belle_blood_clothes_crossover_cutie+mark+crusaders_dead_high+res_human_humanized_kn.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40996362 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:40:34') {

'>>40996230
Yandere Sweebles isn't seen nearly often enough.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40996816 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:47:44') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40996836 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:56:14'  && image=='2250644.jpg') {

'>>40996230
>>40996362
That was the outcome of pic related'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40997583 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)15:09:38'  && image=='1526358393006.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40997964 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:08:58'  && image=='48641221_p0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40998008 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:20:44'  && image=='full.png') {

'This thread needs more SIlver.
Diamond would also be acceptable.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40998504 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:22:40') {

'>>40998008
Good choices'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40998787 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:41:16') {

'>>40998008
I want to spoon the Spoon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40998796 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)22:45:37') {

'>>40998787
Nice numbers'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40999146 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)01:08:28') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40999365 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:16:08'  && image=='1703023760239824.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40999380 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:28:33') {

'>>40999365
They must be so, so soft...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==40999629 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)06:54:50') {

'>>40999365
Breedable'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41000122 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:25:23'  && image=='61535467_p0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41000181 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:54:32'  && image=='3024653.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41000586 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)14:08:03') {

'>>41000181
lol nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41000599 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)14:12:25'  && image=='64778.jpg') {

'Fillies run this board now
>>40999999'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41001226 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)18:20:40') {

'>>41000122
puffy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41001658 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:28:52') {

'>>41000181
>>41000599
Best outcome. Now is filly, next? EqG.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002151 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:02:42') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002183 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:15:15'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'>>41002181
Which human filly would be really annoyed if Anon do something like this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002243 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:50:58') {

'>>41002183
I can't imagine a scenario where any human listening to this wouldn't be annoyed. it's a step above the fucking sixteen genders shit
besides alice was a lolita too. eventually.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002253 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:58:10') {

'>>41002183
Silver Spoon because you are spouting dumb internet shit, like LGBT pronouns.
Diamond Tiara because she knows that under 18 = loli, and YOU are spouting dumb shit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002260 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:02:38') {

'>>41002253
16*
don't move the goalposts now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002262 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:04:42') {

'>>41002253
plotwist: anon is just mocking SS anime obsession'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002580 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:32:18') {

'>>41002262
That sounds adorable! Imageine visit Silver, she hopes it turns into one of her loli hentais, but you just make it into Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41002714 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)04:15:45') {

'>>40995818
I'm still reading through it but this is hella entertaining.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41003211 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:02:34') {

'Human filly want to be a Vtuber, you better stop her before it's to late.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41003230 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:13:37') {

'>>41002253
Really all you need to be loli are smol flat chested girls, doesnt matter the age with all the 1000 year old loli succubus porn tagged as loli'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41003716 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:21:47') {

'bamp';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41004364 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:16:16'  && image=='1540875711923.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41004602 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)20:06:22') {

'>>41004364
The best spell'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41004916 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:26:21') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005183 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:55:15'  && image=='dfjcizw-7b224abc-4591-499d-b900-61c623da5486.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005229 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:13:58') {

'>>41005183
hell yes my late 90s punk CMC yes please. I will listen to depressing music with them and then just slowly trickle in a few beatles songs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005268 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:34:44') {

'>>41005183
>>41005229
Ideas for this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005395 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:05:15') {

'>>41005268
Just wanna hang out and chill with them, that's all. they don't look like mall rats.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005431 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:30:29') {

'>>41002183
I feel like there's a concerted effort to further blur the lines around lolicons and gaslight people into thinking lolicons are unironic pedos and "that's ok". Like I don't don't doubt there's decent overlap but Iolis are really just a body type and maybe attitude when you boil it all down. And I'm not a 'hang all pedos' person either or believe they're beyond help to keep from abusing but you can't lump fantasy/fiction together with reality.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005436 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:33:19') {

'>>41005395
This but with sex'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005449 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)03:44:41'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>41005439
Don't forget they want all the minors to do each other at random. Because somehow that makes it okay, if neither one is mature enough to make the decision.

Let's just talk about cute ponies and the human versions of those ponies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005510 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)04:33:22') {

'>>41005431
I mean you're having trouble telling fiction from reality if you think that comic you replied to has any bearing on.. anything. It sounds like a parody. And the entire manner of his speech is very much what the anti crowd uses.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41005924 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:02:13'  && image=='1577353.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41006139 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:56:55'  && image=='1712083930380251.png') {

'>>41005431
>Iolis are really just a body type and maybe attitude when you boil it all down
Maybe for some people. For my part I don't have any delusions about what I'm attracted to. The ethical dilemmas some people have over this stuff I just think are silly. I'm not going to lose sleep worrying about whether a stranger on the internet has moral concerns about the stuff I jerk it to.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41006462 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)14:24:18'  && image=='Sad Rarity Hours.png') {

'>>41006139
>>41005924
>ywn get Ponka to join you on loli loving'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41006645 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:49:54') {

'>>41006139
well, they're already throwing us in prison for thoughts and drawings, so..
that's a cute Ponk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41006941 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:57:38'  && image=='3049302.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41007278 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:53:42') {

'>>41006941
Cute uniform'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41007490 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:15:30') {

'>when you realise that you've closed the /jdb/ bread tab';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41007491 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:16:53') {

'>>41007490
i hate when that hadplens'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41007557 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:42:16'  && image=='2454496.png') {

'>>41007490
F. Ponepaste and Fanfic. net save your progress don't they? Sometimes I use a program called LibreOffice, just a tip.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41008430 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)04:27:20'  && image=='cute sisters.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41008667 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)07:22:16') {

'>>41008430
I hope that alligator is a hand puppet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41008678 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)07:27:14'  && image=='endless suffering.jpg') {

'>>41008667
Dear God...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41009209 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:33:29') {

'>>41008430
I wonder how pinkie would react to her own friends as lolis'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41009235 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:48:54'  && image=='file.png') {

'Imagine having teenage Izzy as daughter';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41009461 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:20:49') {

'>>41008430
Imagine working on a neighboring farm and getting to play with them throughout childhood'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41009849 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:12:53') {

'>>41009209
She will go for fluttershy first without any doubt,'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010140 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:58:53') {

'>>41009461
>You go by there one day
>Little Maud is standing in the yard, dressed as a gnome
>You try to get her attention and ask what she's doing. She reflexively turns her head
>From inside the house, Igneous bellows out "Bewegen Sie nicht!" and she snaps back to attention.
>You gotta get these girls outta here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010637 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:41:17') {

'>>41010140
Holy kek, that’s good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010691 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:04:46') {

'>>41009461
>>41010140
Or
>You live on a neighboring farm and often spend time with the loli Pie sisters
>You think it's innocent playing, but you don't know Igneous and Cloudy are trying to match make you with at least one of them if not all four'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010850 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:00:08') {

'>>41010691
>if not all four
Do the Amish even practice polygyny?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010871 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:12:04') {

'>>41010850
They should, and if the green is as good as it can be these ones will. How could you really pick just one Pie sister?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010876 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:13:59') {

'>>41010871
>How could you really pick just one Pie sister?
the only fair way would be to use one of those four-way deciding paper things'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010903 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:23:29') {

'>>41009849
>Going for the most groomable loli first
Would pinky really go easy mode like that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41010924 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:35:29') {

'>>41010903
Whenever she’s met with any kind of resistance, she loses her mind. I dread to imagine what a lolicon Pinkamena would do to those poor girls. Like forcefully capturing them and bringing them home, where she then overstimulates their woefully-unprepared bodies until they’re so broken that they happily obey her just to experience as much pleasure as she’ll give them'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41011022 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:26:13') {

'>>41010903
If fluttershy is the easiest loli mane6 to groom who would be the hardest? A tier is needed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41011051 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:44:58') {

'>>41010850
Lets just say they're early pioneer mormans and move on. Afterall Equestria tech levels are generally around the 1800s'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41011329 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:54:06') {

'>>41011051
makes sense I guess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41011623 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:53:01'  && image=='3106893.jpg') {

'>>41009235
This but younger'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41011640 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:00:57'  && image=='bb83770bbeb60239bcd791fd30185362.jpg') {

'>>41011022
>who would be the hardest
Applejack or Rainbow'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41012369 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:18:48'  && image=='2258867.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41012379 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:23:03') {

'Page 9 of Anibaru's comic
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/sko7r2jfkutsmt1x6wpxq/SoD-Page-09-W-TXT.png?rlkey=0209309efqzyq88vg1d7znjq9&dl=0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41012387 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)15:29:38') {

'>>41012379
cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41012694 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:05:09') {

'Crade just dumped so many sketches
he is good artist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013064 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:47:22') {

'>>41012694
>can't post any of these ones here
Lmao, I love that horny bastard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013277 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:51:51') {

'>>41012379
>Kid gets lolies, enjoys cute and funny
>Gets invaded by his coomer thoughts
>Summons Luna, and saves his purity
>Now gets to smash moon princess

I don't care if Luna stays adult and we get shota, or she becomes another loli, this kid has the game of a super star.
But maybe he will want to change matresses, and underwear. Everything will be sticky when he wakes up.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013322 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:16:38') {

'>>41013064
can only link to them..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013342 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:25:21') {

'>>41012369
I love Silver Spoon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013568 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:05:43') {

'>>41013322
Du eet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013830 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)04:15:52') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013872 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:15:31') {

'>>41013322
Well, everything it's on his pixiv account'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013873 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:16:01'  && image=='2914045.png') {

'>>41009461
>>41010691
>Another day on the farm.
>You wake up just before the crack of dawn and rub the sleep from your eyes.
>As you make your way out of bed and head to the bathroom to prepare for the day's work you can't help but ponder your life.
>Two weeks ago you were a city boy living in the suburbs and waking up at 7am instead of this ungodly hour, enjoying sugary cereals as you watched cartoons, and riding to 6th grade class in a warm, toasty bus.
>It was a shock to you when your parents announced you were moving out to the countryside, your father having lost his job at a manufacturing factory, and being unable to find other work in the city as a mechanic or welder.
>Times were tough and the bills were piling up.
>Fortunately your mother had come into some old farm land as an inheritance, unfortunately this had been a few years ago, and the farm had since been in a state of disrepair.
>Still when your father told her about his job loss, she remembered about it and they decided on giving the homesteader life a go.
>So over dinner one night they told you of the changes coming to your life, it would be a harsh transition they realized, so they scraped up enough savings to stay in the city until you finished the small remainder of your school year.
>You wanted to scream, you wanted to rage over having to say goodbye to everything and everyone you knew but you also realized that times were going to be difficult for your entire family. Mom not having lived in the countryside since her youth, and your father having to swallow his pride and do what was best for your family to survive.
>You swallowed those bitter feelings of anger, and hugged your parents, thanking them for even giving you the chance to say goodbye to everyone.
>All too soon the time to leave seemed to arrive, and with a final farewell party you said goodbye to your friends and promised to stay in touch through letters.
>With a heavy heart, and tears in your eyes, you looked back from the family car to the only life you ever knew, the house where you were raised, the neighborhood where you grew up, the city that had been your entire world.
>You kept watching behind you until the city disappeared from view. Only then did the whole thing really seem to sink in, this was it, there would be no going back.
>It was the end of an era.
>The drive after that was long and filled with retrospection.
>Your parents must have sensed your mood, for soon after they started talking about the good times you all shared. How no matter what you would all stick together as family.
>You laughed at the memories, and cried over the loss of your shared home, but as the conversation grew thicker with emotion, you felt a weight lift off your chest. You knew no matter what, mom and dad would be there for you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013874 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:17:03'  && image=='1042413.png') {

'>>41013873
>Soon the conversation turned to your new life at the farm, what would be expected of you, and of what awaited.
>"It's not like we're the only people for miles around son." your father said "There's a small town, and plenty of things to do. They even have a cinema, won't that be fun?"
>Your mother soon joined in, "Not to mention you won't be the only kid around, there's a local school where you can meet new friends. After your summer break ends you'll be going there."
>Ugh, the thought of returning to school was an unappealing prospect.
>"Don't look like that Anon," your mother chided, "who knows, you may actually end up enjoying it more than your old school. Since all the kids come from farming backgrounds, it's very different from a traditional school. It starts later in the day, and is more active and outdoorsy than normal." she laughs "Besides you won't be alone out there, once you meet our neighbors you'll be begging to spend all day with them. Isn't that right honey?"
>Your father laughs and looks at you in the rearview mirror, "Absolutely, why after he sees Igneous girls I reckon he won’t ever want to leave."
>He winks at you.
“What do you mean?” you ask them
>They both turn to each other and smile
>”Oh you’ll see once we get there, let’s just say our new neighbor has some kids around your age for you to play with.” your father states while concentrating on the road.
>”But not too much playing,” your mother interjects, “after all you’ll be busy helping us get the farm back up and running.”
>Soon the conversation peters out as you think about the new life that awaits you.
>It’s not like you had anyway to avoid this, so you came to have, if not an optimistic view of the situation, than at least an acceptance of it. The way your parents put it, there were going to be interesting things to do.
>They had already informed you before the move about your new role in the farm life. While your father would be the main head of the household doing the heavy burdensome tasks, you were expected to help out.
>Mom on the other hand would put her accounting skills to use to turn whatever your family produced into profit.
>Speaking of, you never actually asked what you were going to be farming.
>You ask your parents this question and they smile.
>”Oh a bit of this, a bit of that.” your dad replies, “There’s a chicken coop for some minor egg production, but we still need to get the chickens.”
>”For the first month we’ll mainly be focusing on getting the place back up and running. I came out a while back and got started on the actual house but a large portion of the rest of the place is in a sorry way.” he shakes his head, “I’m no carpenter, but I managed to plug the worst of the holes in our new home, heh, actually that’s how I met our neighbor.”'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41013877 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)05:18:27'  && image=='something like this.jpg') {

'>>41013874
>”Igneous is a good sort, he came over and introduced himself, and when he noticed my shoddy craftsmanship he offered to help out. The majority of the rest of the repairs to the house was his work.” at this he looks at you through the rearview mirror, “Which is why Anon, I want you to play nice with girls alright? Be on your best behavior with them, I don’t want to hear about you treating them poorly just because they might be different from what you’re used to.”
>Your mother actually turns around to face you completely, “Oh don’t worry about that dear, after all our little Nonny knows better than to go around bullying girls. Doesn’t he?” she smiles sickeningly sweet at you.
“Uh. Yes, YES MAMA!” you respond.
>You knew when she used this tone of voice she wasn’t messing around.
>She turns back and smiles.
>The rest of the trip passes by smoothly, the gentle crackle of the radio being the only sound in the vehicle.
>After what feels like hours you finally cross over a big hill and have a great view of the valley you will now call home.
>From your vantage point you can see it all, the golden wheat growing in the fields, the green rolling meadows, the brown and dark green of the forests and the blue shimmering river that cuts through the valley.
>And at the end you see a small collection of gray buildings, interspaced with a variety of colors of what you assume are shops.
>It’s a beautiful place, a rural idyllic paradise, nearly untouched by man.


That is the introduction to this story, I know there wasn't much of the Pie sisters and there was some wonkiness with the time it’s set in and the transition from city to countryside, but you're going to have to suspend a bit of your disbelief about the background to the story. I know a mechanic/welder would be able to quickly find a job, especially with the setting of the story being in the past where everything was cheaper. Let's just say it's a Rust Belt scenario where everyone is losing their jobs, therefore depressing wages for the few remaining jobs and move on.
Hope to get the more green written out and edited soon™ also it’s late at night so please excuse any spelling or grammar mistakes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41014519 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:55:49') {

'>>41011022
>easiest
Fluttershy and pinkie
>medium
Twilight and Rarity
>hard mode
Applejack and Rainbow dash'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41014553 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:13:20') {

'>>40988839
Fuck off Boxless'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41014899 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:53:31') {

'>>41013877
Loving it so far can't wait to see what happens'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41014920 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:02:53'  && image=='bloomy and me.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41014961 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:21:47') {

'>>41014920
Nice art'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41015133 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:38:00') {

'>>41013322
>>41013872
post them to the boorus so everybody can see them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41015425 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:37:46') {

'>>41014920
KEK
I think it would look better with an Anon edit
Here's the original btw
https://baraag.net/@orenjipiiru/112298882236187814'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41015840 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:02:42'  && image=='117956044_p14.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41015855 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:06:34') {

'>>41015840
dee dee arrrrr
Sweetie isn't wearing the right pants for it, she'll have to take them off for her turn'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41015987 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:56:42') {

'>>41014920
Based'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016021 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:09:08') {

'>>41015840
I love this guy’s stuff so much. It’s so cute and charming.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016255 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:47:37') {

'>>41016021
yeah crade is a treasure'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016626 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:30:05') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016630 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:31:21') {

'Up';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016695 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:21:46'  && image=='tomboy scoots.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016732 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:49:25') {

'>>41016695
excellent'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41016866 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:36:26') {

'>>41015840
Cuteness OVERLOAD'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41017406 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:49:37'  && image=='2774997.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41017791 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:15:00'  && image=='0eccd429ec76de20b5b2c217f1c2a313.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41018265 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:58:35') {

'>>41017406
Nice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41018540 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)18:40:57') {

'>>41017791
Cute'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41018878 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:47:15') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41019183 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:56:34') {

'https://files.catbox.moe/h8yt0o.jpg';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41019418 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)01:26:48') {

'>>41019183
tiny feets'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41019529 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)02:28:49'  && image=='cunny bunnies.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41019684 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)04:33:53') {

'>>41019183
artist and source?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41020086 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)09:02:17') {

'>>41019684
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118015378'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41020750 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:03:09'  && image=='twilest dashle.gif') {

'Twilight the filly diddler but human';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41020752 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)14:03:32') {

'>>41017406
I don't like the hair. Looks weird'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41021331 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:59:06') {

'lil bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41021701 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)19:54:22') {

'>>41021331
>*rub* *rub*, *squeeze* *squeeze*'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41022048 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:09:16') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41022079 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:20:14') {

'>>41021701
oh what a relief it eeze'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41022094 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:27:56') {

'https://www.jabarchives.com/main/media/posts/2024/04/17/misterd_20199_large.png';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41022109 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)22:32:48') {

'>>41022094
that's turbo cute. and jabarchives is great
but I feel like the resolution of pubic hair would not be good enough to make such clean shapes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41022799 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:17:54'  && image=='Dazzles Bleedman.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41023245 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:55:40') {

'>>41022799
I wonder if this artist it's still alive'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41023493 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:13:34') {

'>>41023245
Bleedman is still around drawing cute lgs as always.
https://twitter.com/bleedmanbruh'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41023900 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:55:42'  && image=='1689513758806707.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41023932 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:06:05') {

'>>41023900
Now I want to see more DT in bikini armor.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024333 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)19:11:11') {

'>>41023932
or just anyone in fun anime fantasy garb'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024527 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:48:07') {

'>>41023932
DT and SS wearing bikini armor, going into "adventures" would be awesome.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024587 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:27:20') {

'>>41023900
Loli Fantasy Adventure. Shit another prompt to add to the list'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024616 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:43:13') {

'>>41024587
Sounds like the title of those many lewd japanese RPGMaker games. Now, the problem is: which perspective I'm playing?
Because if I'm male, then maybe the game will like that supposedly so good one it may not be a porn game RPG, I forgot the name.
But if I'm playing as the loli, I'm going to start shaking, because I know where this is going to end.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024622 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)21:45:45') {

'>>41024616
with cuddles and protection and probably a slice of cake?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024655 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:02:42') {

'>>41024622
>With cuddles and protection and probably a slice of cake?
If you reach "unbroken" at the end, that's the ending.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024661 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:05:03') {

'>>41024655
that song from RDR2?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024773 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:15:17'  && image=='adventurer_party_by_sucdeportocale_ddjar3l-fullview.jpg') {

'>>41024616
I was thinking of it like a green. I'm just bad at naming them but the idea is interesting.
Instead of modernish Loli greens, imagine a stereotypical Fantasy Adventure. Guilds, quests, monsters, swords and magic, and of course lolis that no one would bat an eye if you dated, unlike the taboo aspect in modern greens.
https://youtu.be/XaI-EOVpDvo?si=d-96KVEGhVjo4oYN'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024807 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:39:28') {

'>>41024773
yes please. that is what i'm into.
just don't make it either too generic nor too up its own ass with original worldbuilding.

dammit I need to get back to making webcomics. There are people who were deeply offended by the loli dating in my fantasy adventure, and I want to offend them more.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024824 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:44:16') {

'>>41024773
Well it's certainly more realistic to expect a green rather than a game, looking forward to it.
Also what the fuck Todd?! Bethesda can make banger trailers like this and yet TES 6 still hasn't dropped??'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024890 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:19:24') {

'>>41024773
I mean, I could see that. Fuck those 1000 years old lolies, make the story about an actual child who had to become an adventurer to put some food in her belly.
The loli meets our hero, maybe a tomboyish personality or shy (depends on the class), and now both join forces. One because the hero needed more blades, and she was cheap. And two, he wasn't going to leave a kid on her own.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024901 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:28:26') {

'>>41024890
she'd better have some serious skills if she expects to be an adventurer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024903 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:29:20') {

'>>41024901
Street urchins make excellent thieves'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024924 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)00:44:42') {

'>>41024903
>When cute and funny street urchins steal your semen'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41024980 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:12:42'  && image=='1766726.png') {

'>>41024807
>>41024824
>>41024890
>>41024901
>>41024903
My greens are backed up, don't expect it until next thread, probably sometime in the middle of May.
To be honest I thought of just making it a harem wish fulfillment green. A fluff piece if you will.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025205 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:39:45'  && image=='110483584_p1.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025262 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)04:24:20') {

'>>41025205
Rarity caught Swibble freshing up for her date tonight'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025500 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:56:51') {

'>>41025205
>>41025262
Rarity would be more uspet with how ill-fitting the clothing is and reprimand Sweetie for even thinking of going out so poorly dressed. It's a fashion crime and Rarity would feel guilty by proxy.
She'd insist she make Sweetie her own, properly fitted lingerie.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025516 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:08:43') {

'What are some of your favorite greens that aren't yet preserved on ponepaste?

Four in the Bed is a classic that should be part of the /jsb/ catalog.

https://pastebin.com/uZpEN319'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025521 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)08:12:15') {

'>>41025516
This one doesn't have a pastebin yet and needs one.

https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/EQG_S._Belle_and_Anon_('
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025671 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:49:36'  && image=='1890722.png') {

'>>40980737
Found a pasta based on pic related
https://ponepaste.org/5391'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025680 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:56:08'  && image=='231457.jpg') {

'Another one
https://twibooru.org/2512128'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41025690 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:03:55') {

'>>41025671
There's a more complete version here https://twibooru.org/2529430'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026174 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:33:40') {

'>>41025690
>>41025680
>>41025671
>>41025521
>>41025516
Add them to the list if greens in the op text'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026421 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:01:11'  && image=='2830407.png') {

'>>41014920
>>41015425
I love how the artist thought this pic would get him banned but instead it got a massive positive response and hundreds of variants'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026442 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:05:40') {

'>>41026421
Sweaty Bloomy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026447 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:07:12') {

'>>41026421
The template is just that good that can be used by many communities that are into lolicon, when the number of support is that massive is really hard to get banned or cancelled'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026461 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:10:32') {

'>>41026421
The image resonated with a lot of us, and Orenji already had a big reach within the community. It was fated to become a hit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026898 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:18:39') {

'smug bloomy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026900 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:19:41'  && image=='995691.png') {

'oops, forgot pic';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41026959 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:51:41') {

'>>41026900
She knows what you want'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027121 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:06:05') {

'>>41014920
accurate XD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027180 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:34:08') {

'THESE ARE LITTLE GIRLS OUT OF 10';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027516 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:20:07') {

'>>41026421
Oh, hundreds may be an overexaggeration, but I have yet to see more than a couple myself. Are they just with other fillies or does this go across ip boundaries and get used for other series' characters? It is very adorable. Puppy love. I'd feel so bad having to turn down such a sweet, innocent, genuine and earnest confession.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027547 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:37:29') {

'>>41025680
This one actually got a ponified version of it.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/448875/depraved-distractions'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027555 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:42:15') {

'>>41027547
howmst the fuck did pony pinkie use a puppet. and what was it? since human ponk has a pony puppet, did pony ponk have a human puppet?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027687 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:43:40') {

'>>41013877
it's fine, i'm ready for some Pie sister stuff though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41027988 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:37:42') {

'>>41027687
I could go for some of that too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41028039 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:24:23'  && image=='will you help me pick apples.png') {

'>>41027687
>>41027988
I'm working on it, just have to edit. Tomorrow I have to go to the DMV so it will probably drop late Thursday'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41028049 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:31:22') {

'>>41028039
Bless you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41028891 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:45:36') {

'>>41028039
rough day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029325 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:51:50') {

'>>41028039
>Apple Bloom goes to the DMV because some city slicker tells her she can't drive the tractor without a license'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029509 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:12:34') {

'>>41014920
As always, bloomychads are the best posters.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029911 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:14:16') {

'>>41029325
That's why there's laws for farm kids! Damn gobernmet!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029917 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:16:32') {

'>>41029911
psh special rights for farmers, the rest of us oughtta have those too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41029920 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:19:56'  && image=='1545760840261.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030064 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:43:30'  && image=='1537057593517.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030258 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:06:02') {

'>>41030064
Damn now thats an old school artist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030576 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)04:10:03') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030804 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:29:39') {

'>>41029917
You got them, you just have to get a farm to use 'em'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41030842 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:57:31'  && image=='apple bloom (my little pony and 1 more) drawn by drantyno - bd11f348f9f67c4df5ac654293be2811.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031147 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:33:08') {

'>>41030842
So soft and squishy... I desperately wanna grab two handfuls and feel it fill the gaps in my fingers...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031369 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)14:41:46'  && image=='2455802.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:00:27') {

'>>40985067
it never dies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41031982 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:00:01') {

'>>41030804
drat dag nabbit!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032048 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:20:28'  && image=='1709594898231487.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032062 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:25:10'  && image=='314123412.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032154 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:02:29') {

'>>41031369
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF* haah... *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF* oh fuck...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032315 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:58:38') {

'>>41031369
I want that BUTT on my FACE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032389 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:27:15') {

'>>41031369
Buy some apples'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032660 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:44:06') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032772 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:32:40') {

'>>41022094
>jabarchives
>coldfusion
I thought he was so busy he couldn't draw or post. How come he has a bunch of stuff there?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032865 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:18:13') {

'>>41032772
The thing about the past is, there's a lot of it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032966 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:26:38') {

'>>41031369
S-sauce?
>>40985187
Slow is good and certainly preferable to the speeds of boards like /v/, which partially as a consequence of their speed make longer, well-thought posts rarer; you haven't seen a truly dead imageboard yet.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41032968 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:28:03'  && image=='1062220.png') {

'I kinda feel this would be nice lolified';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033006 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:50:46') {

'>>41032968
Absolutely.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033219 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:12:54') {

'>>41032968
request it on the draw thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033411 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:15:48'  && image=='IMG_20240421_105007.jpg') {

'>>41014920
RIP, he got really popular and got banned. I hope we keep getting more variants of this meme'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033498 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:39:41') {

'>>41033411
Twitter is fucking ratshit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41033844 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:43:19') {

'>>41033411
Damn'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41034013 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:08:08') {

'>>41033498
why does anyone go there in the first place
>oh because everyone's there
swarms of fascist normies are there. if we all stopped using it, it would be like fuckin facebook or something, you don't see anyone posting art there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41034418 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:11:18') {

'>>41033219
Those fuckers are like cats, they show up when they want, they do what they want, and never the thing you actually want them to do.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035008 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)21:58:44') {

'>>41034418
you got a better plan?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035054 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:30:45') {

'>>41034013
Personally, I think it got a bad boost when Tumblr started the whole Adult Purge, and that kind of spread the cancer everywhere, but mainly on Twitter.
Back in the day, Twitter was just a service where you posted dumb shit like Facebook. You know, "I just poop LOL". But the problem (or actually, the main difference) is that Twitter gives you a voice, so if you have an audience, everybody will hear.
Now, combine this with the attention and power deprived Tumblrtard that needed validation 24/7 in his life to not kill itself. It was the perfect storm, and the perfect ground for that evolutionary septic tank soup to thrive.
Now I bet even those who don't even want to have their voice heard have Twitter, only because porn artists put everything there.
We should say "to Hell with Twitter!", and support sites like Nitter where they allow you to see, without joining them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035185 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)23:21:05') {

'>>41035054
the real problem was when they undid the text limit
the entire point was you have to sum up your thought to something brief.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035491 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)01:27:40') {

'>>41033411
Where can I see a collection of these?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035580 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:29:47') {

'>>41035491
There's a lot of variations in baraag and other places'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035601 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)02:47:30') {

'>>41035491
a friend of mine showed me a whole animation slideshow of all of them, there's gotta be a repository.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41035643 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)03:38:13') {

'>>41035601
>A friend showed me a slideshow of all of them
I feel "Take On Me" was playing on that video. Or "Call On Me".'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036087 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:40:20'  && image=='apple_bloom____by_shomiz3821_d9zh6nb.jpg') {

'>>41035601
https://twitter.com/fvq9_/status/1783958485585011130
The original poster of the video was suspended too for reasons unknown.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2799927-anatomy-of-a-gamer'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036089 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:41:22') {

'>>41036087
Wrong gallery link.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anatomy-of-a-gamer/photos'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036467 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:26:12') {

'>>41032062
Oh no, her clothes got dirty with tomato sauce'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036499 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)13:49:07') {

'>>41036467
Nah, it’s my blood. From my penis. That she sliced open. At my request.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036826 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:14:01') {

'>>41035643
shit i don't think it was either of those, but it was a song like that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036827 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)16:15:02') {

'>>41036467
>>41036499
see i thought it was a red cloak and someone splattered mayonnaise on it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036980 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:22:23') {

'>>41036826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJIqmha2Hk'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41036990 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:24:12') {

'>>41036980
that was it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037362 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:56:18'  && image=='2055391.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037589 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)21:48:54') {

'>>41037362
must bathe the jackita'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037631 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:22:58') {

'>>41036087
Based. People are a bit more "child friendly" that it believes.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037645 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:31:33') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037792 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)23:59:27') {

'>>40982361
This is fucking awful'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41037899 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:00:09') {

'>>41037792
looks okay to me. what's wrong? fingers are a little messy but the gesture is there.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038166 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)04:02:10') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038240 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)04:57:51') {

'>>41037362
So cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038418 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)08:36:59') {

'why is there an oppai loli tag on derpibooru anyways';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038651 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)11:20:33'  && image=='1386567.jpg') {

'>>41038418
Guess it's ok when they're stacked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41038759 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:21:28') {

'>>41038418
Because they’re just like us, but with shame instead of pride.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41039246 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)15:04:45'  && image=='1530143582880.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41039484 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)16:04:45') {

'>>41038418
so you can exclude it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41040329 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:32:33'  && image=='1366272.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41040336 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:33:35'  && image=='1495192.png') {

'>>41039484
Why would I do that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41040433 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:55:48') {

'>>41040336
even if you wanna see sweaterpuppies, sometimes you don't, right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41040752 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)21:19:01') {

'>>41040329
I feel some vibes of kodomo no jikan in that image but with a joyful attitude like mimi instead of kirino as protagonist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41040870 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)22:11:06') {

'>>41040752
heh yeah
that would actually be a fun premise. cute and sweet marshmallow girl has a horny brat and a tsundere for a friend, acting as her greek chorus as she just mofumofus her way through life'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041213 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:20:49') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041236 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:38:30') {

'>>41039246
>pedomentary outfit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041256 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)01:49:37') {

'>>41040752
>kodomo no jikan
Good times...
One weird thing: after watching that the first time, I felt so empty and depressed that I couldn’t even bring myself to jerk it for like a week. I loved the characters, and didn’t want it to be over, needless to say'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041273 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:00:22') {

'>>41041256
aw. i found the ending kinda unsatisfying but.. it wasn't like when a bunch of other manga I enjoy ended suddenly, like Mysterious Girlfriend X and uhh what was that one.... it ended maybe a year or two ago because the publisher cut it off...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041469 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:24:47'  && image=='Spoiler Image') {

'Thought this could make a good edit material';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041529 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)05:29:25') {

'>>41041469
Really cute.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041778 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:17:21'  && image=='839782.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041925 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:59:22') {

'she decided to spare your life but in exchange she will visit you daily';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41041990 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:34:24') {

'>>41040870
>has a horny brat
Totally Cozy Glow, she would be teasy like kirino but she would know her limits and would never dare to steal you from her friend Flurry Heart but she would not mind if flurry share you someday with her
>tsundere
That one would be kinda difficult because the fandom usually pair Flurry only with Cozy but no other filly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042036 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)12:00:49') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042246 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:44:18') {

'>>41041925
Oh no, poor me...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042437 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)15:13:25') {

'>>41041990
Maybe it could be loli Chrysalis. She's at least sometimes with Golly.
>Loli Chrysalis being tsundere because she acts tough and independent, but deep down she wants attention and affection from you really badly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042860 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:20:57'  && image=='8.jpg') {

'>>41041469
Also this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042864 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:21:59'  && image=='9.jpg') {

'>>41042860
and this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41042997 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:56:35') {

'>>41042864
Which human filly would be most like this though?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043008 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)17:58:15') {

'>>41042997
Swibble? Hmm, perhaps a Tsundere like Silver of Tiara?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043098 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:22:39') {

'>>41042997
Is it even a question? Of course it's Bloomy.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043155 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:42:40') {

'>>41043008
>Swibbles
That's actually who I was kind of thinking too.
>Somewhat normal girlie girl who's active just active and responsible enough to try to get her lazy big bro out of bed
>Comments on him not having a girlfriend yet while complimenting him
>Is receptive to the idea of being your girlfriend and doesn't resist being pulled into the bed with you and kissed

>If Sweetie then tried to get you out of bed by saying she'd kiss with you more and go on a date with you if you got out of bed and came with her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043292 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:14:53') {

'>>41041925
An idea I really like with succubus lolis.
>If Sweetie wasn't really a succubus
>Was just flirty with you at first
>Then you were saying she was acting like a succubus
>She then takes to wearing succubus costume accessories and pretending she's a succubus'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043314 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:19:33') {

'>>41000000
sweet mother of sex'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043467 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:15:46') {

'>>41043292
Aw, that’s super cute.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043506 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:30:39') {

'>>41043292
that's nice and dandy however now her friends have joined the game'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043510 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:32:12') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043530 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:42:30') {

'>>41043506
>>41043510
>Flirty Sweetie pretending to be a succubus:"That's right, you caught me, I'm a succubus! Now you've gotta satisfy me every day or I'll steal your soul!"
>Then later Applebloom:"Ah'm a succubus too! So y'all gotta satisfy me too or Ah'll steal yet soul!"
>Lastly Scootaloo:"I'm a succubus too! So let me have my way with you or I'll steal your soul!"
>They may not be able to actually steal your soul, but they can definitely drain you completely dry
>They probably will too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043599 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:21:08') {

'>>41042997
Filly RD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043608 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:28:08') {

'>>41043506
Landsakes, Sugarcube. Don't let Jackie catch you wearin' that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043667 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:47:08') {

'>>41043608
>Granny catches her
>"Landsakes girl! If you want him to be your husband just take him to the barn and have a roll in the hay without all this dressin' up costume nonsense! I swear! Kids these days! Can't they just fuck normally?!"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043675 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:49:31') {

'>>41043667
well that's not the problem, it's a dang DEMON
here put a diamond on your head, smooth the prongs off that tail, you can be a dragon... maybe that'll fly.

actually would ponies dressing as dragons be like when modern fucktards boohoo about dressing as nonwhites for halloween'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043701 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:57:28') {

'>>41043675
It was more or less a joke to have Granny upset, but not for the reason you'd expect. Instead of being upset about his skimpy the outfit is or that it's a demon costume it's about her roleplaying with her crush instead of just fucking him in a more straight forward way in the barn as God intended.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043702 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:59:13') {

'>>41043701
*His
Her outfit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043724 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:10:26') {

'>>41043701
yes i suppose that is amusing heh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41043983 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:00:10') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044009 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)01:13:40') {

'>>41043983
>He doesn't know Haguhagu
It's Tonari ni Kosite kita Kawaii Onnanoko.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044109 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)02:25:20') {

'>>41044009
thanks bro'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044380 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)06:37:35') {

'>succubus deleted
I can't believe that janitors are vampire hunters'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044418 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)07:09:07') {

'>>41044380
probably an idiot mod'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044629 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)09:46:28'  && image=='2203502.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044654 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:04:44'  && image=='2212941.png') {

'>>41043530
The word is spreading quickly
Soon, Anon will have to share the house with tons of little succubus who'll fight for his cum every day'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41044861 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)11:59:46') {

'>>41044629
Sister abuse!! Sisters arent for kissing!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045131 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)14:19:33'  && image=='2949722.png') {

'>>41044861
Lies. Little sisters are for smothering in kisses until they're a giggly horny mess.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045366 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)15:59:30') {

'>>41044861
Sisters are for kissing before any others, especially in their ticklish areas. Make that bell ring loud with just the right amount of skillful tongue!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045770 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)18:08:17') {

'>>41045366
kissing armpits? I can get into that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045898 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:03:57') {

'>>41030064
This could be a whole anime just based around constant fanservice, with villains (who are of course just bronies out to pervert the heroes) always making sure things touch them in certain places, or even go up into their asses just offscreen, all being technically still PG-rated...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045913 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:09:42') {

'>>41045898
>anime
i'm with you
>fanservice
yes, yes
>perverts who touch them in places are villains
the fuck
>up their asses
anon, you need help'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41045965 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)19:30:02') {

'>>41045913
The villains are gross neckbeards who have no chance, the heroes will happily have fun offscreen with the more upstanding ones in charge of them.
Also can't specify in the puss in PG.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046439 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:00:09') {

'>>41045898
Well just use the og CMC episodes but add anime fan service'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046443 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:02:13') {

'>>41046439
Surely humanized given the thread.
One Bad Apple would be a really interesting episode with lots of outfit-based fanservice.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046488 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:26:01') {

'>>41045965
Nah, what we'd want us something more like a gacha plot.
>Anon is the main character and advisor to cute and funny human fillies
>Anon has to collect and help them all with their problems also satisfy them
>Villains are standard cartoon villains that Anon helps the human fillies defeat, and then everyone is happy in bed
Screw the spoiler shit to be cheeky, if it doesn't want to work then fuck it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046513 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:35:36') {

'>>41046488
So the villains are up to Totally Spies style stuff, but targeted towards the girls? Like mind control, or turning them into food, or whatever other fetish of the week...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046524 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:39:21') {

'>>41046513
I was thinking twirling mustache villain who wants to do basic bad things because they're evil with no complex motivations or anything needed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046611 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:41:52') {

'>>41046488
it's this kind of slash / not the other, and before the word spoiler, not after.
>>41046524
maybe he's just evil because he hates kids'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046621 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)00:52:47') {

'>>41046611
Could be that too. Though I also thought of a silly scene.
>Villain is at the bank on a Monday
>They look like crap and feel like crap
>Basically forgets why they're there and what they're doing before defensively saying they just have a case of the Mondays
>Gulps some coffee from a thermos before remembering they're there to rob the bank'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046624 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)01:00:48') {

'>>41046621
that is funny'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046868 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:55:18') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046924 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)04:27:16'  && image=='2297244.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046937 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)04:38:00') {

'>>41046924
Kek! She’s /ourgirl/, for sure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41046963 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)04:58:12') {

'>>41046621
Throughout the whole show, the characters and Interpol are utterly baffled. There's a grand conspiracy, but every time they bring anyone in for questioning, the person has absolutely no idea about any of it. At one point several of the conspirators are in a room and spontaneously have a meeting, and it turns out several of them SHOULDN'T have been there, so it's not possible it was planned.

Meanwhile, every now and then the more jokey villains actually manage to kill one of the heroes, often by accident. Thank Celestia for the secret "Mirror Pool" cloning project and mind copy magic. In the event the active one of a girl gets cooked or Unfortunate Girl 03'd or something, the copy hanging out with the main dude living it up gets to become the active one and is just out (usually, if they're keeping up on things) only a few months of memories.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41047424 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)13:07:14') {

'>>41046937
Definitely'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41047639 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)14:46:52') {

'>>41046963
Anon would probably have 1 or 2 extras that aren't accounted for...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048022 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)17:27:51') {

'>>41047639
What'll he do with them...offscreen?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048611 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)19:38:15') {

'>>41046963
Gachas typically avoid having the gacha game mechanics (randomized pulls/dupes/limit breaking) be part of the plot, and for good reason.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048713 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:01:58') {

'Though that being said I think I thought of a way it could theoretically be done without actual copies or cute and funnies dying.
>Anon as an advisor to magical/super powered cute and funnies has to pay an application fee each time to try and take of the responsibility of watching over a new human filly
>Applications give random returns, and repeated permissions for the same girl gives him more responsibility for her
>Not sure how many steps it's be but it'd start at 'can only watch her for veery short windows his time with her is closely monitored with suspicion' all the way up to 'mini wife's
Also it could possibly be a fun thought exercise to speculate on which human fillies would be what rarities.
>Common-rare-super rare-ultra rare
With if course main three CMC being starters.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048744 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:10:33') {

'>>41048713
They could die offscreen only to be still in the pool with no memory of their previous "life", just their generic backstory. Since none of them seem to mind too much, anon at first would find this just weird and funny...only to have occasional heartbreaks when he has a long relationship with one who then gets replaced with a fresh one that doesn't remember him.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048752 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:13:21') {

'>>41048744
I'd say it's just better without human fillies dying. Why would that have to be there?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048761 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:16:47') {

'>>41048752
Drama. Be like Adventure Time. Lure them in with shit like fart jokes and then BAM, punch to the gut when the defenses are down.
You thought it was just fanservice? Sorry, this week is fantorture, prepare your anus and your heart, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048915 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:10:59') {

'>>41048611
xenoblade 2 pulled it off, but even then there was a clear disconnect between how it worked in the game and in the story.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41048917 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)21:12:15') {

'>>41048761
It wouldn't be the first time a fanservice anime becomes depressing and existential.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049067 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:22:32') {

'https://baraag.net/@OozutsuCannon/112367638382192807';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049123 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)22:46:29') {

'>>41049067
Time to roast some bully asses over the fire.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049428 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)01:29:25') {

'>>41049067
And here we have your girlfriend Pinkie Pie, again trying to make you consider to refine your tastes it's slowly working'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049767 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)04:39:49'  && image=='silver.png') {

'>>41049067
I love Silver Spoon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41049927 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)06:17:14') {

'>>41049067
GOD I WANT TO MARRY THOSE TWO BRATTY RICH GIRLS!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050348 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)09:57:26'  && image=='2df41253e1c5d1d7.jpg') {

'>>41049123
They're very bad girls
Specially with Swibble'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41050842 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)13:59:23') {

'>>41050348
Don't bully the swibbles!
That's my job...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051148 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:35:17') {

'>>41049767
i want to lick her teeth'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051487 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)18:07:33') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051674 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:26:28') {

'>>41051148
that costs extra'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051684 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)19:30:30') {

'>>41051674
extra what? rape dollars? im a fuckin billionaire'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41051858 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)20:38:24') {

'>>41051684
>rape dollars
riyals or dinars?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052142 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:24:49') {

'>>41051684
>Rape dollars?
Rap dollars.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052176 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)22:38:08') {

'>>41052142
ohhh. Dolla dolla bills.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052464 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)00:52:41') {

'>>41052286
Nice lingerie'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41052763 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)04:16:44') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053025 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)07:53:27') {

'>>41046924
Pinkie is turning all of her friends into loli'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053267 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:58:05'  && image=='2780140.png') {

'>>41048713
Common Units
>Sweetie Belle
>Scootaloo
>Apple Bloom
>Anonfilly

Uncommon Units
>Diamond Tiara
>Silver Spoon
>Wind Sprint
>Dinky Hooves
>Babs Seed
>Gabby

Rare Units
>Twilight Sparkle
>Rainbow Dash
>Applejack
>Fluttershy
>Pinkie Pie
>Rarity
>Trixie
>Derpy
>Lyra
>Octavia
>Vinyl
>Bon Bon
>Gilda

Super Rare Units
>Cozy Glow
>Sunset Shimmer
>Sci-Twi
>Starlight Glimmer
>Cadance
>Chrysalis
>Tempest Shadow
>Sonata
>Aria
>Adagio
>Maud

Special Super Rare Units
>Celestia
>Luna
>Flurry Heart
>Nightmare Moon
>Daybreaker

A lot of the higher rarity units would just be swimsuit alts of already existing ones.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053404 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)11:18:12'  && image=='3205752.jpg') {

'>>41014920
>>41015425
>>41026421
Someone got mad and tried to turn the gf oc into an anti-loli character
It backfired so badly that she had to make her account private
https://twitter.com/KeareShinei/status/1784279004251336840'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053536 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:26:26') {

'>>41053404
I don't use twitter so I assume it's because the "anti-lolicon" had several loli pictures liked on their account.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053611 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:57:04'  && image=='GMTXt_MWYAAhvUT.jpg') {

'>>41053536
No, this is what happened
>gamer pic skyrocket
>random girl gets mad
>"grrr damn pedos, I'll steal your OC and make her an anti-pedo icon to make you mad tee-hee"
>uploads pic related
>everyone loves her and start making UOH art of her
>Anti-chan was born
>girl realizes she made a mistake and deletes tweet and make her account private
At least Stick-chan has a friend now'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053631 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:02:43') {

'>>41053611
KEK that's even better! Reminds me of when Ui-chan's lolicon song got viral.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053833 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)14:33:27') {

'>>41053611
I like to see plans like that fail, but I am really not into the 'haha yeah we really are guilty of what they accuse us of, let's embrace it and laugh about it' attitude toward persecution.
didn't work for the blacks, it won't work for us.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41053966 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)15:44:19') {

'>>41053833
Nah, if they really are guilty of what they're accused of then it'd be like they actually were pedophiles all along. They just did what they always do, which is uoh over lolis.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054000 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:04:44') {

'>>41053966
I feel like you didn't understand any of what I said, but you also don't understand what you're talking about, so'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054014 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:11:39') {

'>>41054000
And instead of clarifying you choose to be condescending instead.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054026 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:18:01') {

'>>41054014
you'd be the same as me if you were this tired.
i already don't enjoy talking about it, i'm not going to elaborate.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054044 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:24:31') {

'>>41054026
Fair enough, just don't make backhanded comments like that if you want someone to actually take you seriously.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054055 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:27:50') {

'>>41054044
if you know, you know.
fuck, i'll try to explain it to you again
the haha part is them being joking but in a way that suggests the accusation doesn't bother them. which it should. and apparently their way of coping is just embracing it, which is not cool.
and I would elaborate on your fucked up definition of pedophile, but I don't wanna get banned.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054121 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:56:18') {

'>>41054055
Okay, so you're saying that when they're accused of being pedophiles, they should deny it outright. However, what they actually do is embrace the title, thus proving the accuser right.
My counterpoint is that all they're doing is not caring about being namecalled, since twitter users tend to call everything and anyone some form of -ist and -phobe.
I think where we differ is for the term pedophile, where you believe it accounts for both fake and real. I believe it to only account for anything real, since drawings are always idealized and many lolicons won't actually do those fucked up things irl. The sad reality is that there are who would, and I think the point you're trying to make is the fact that when they ironically give themselves the mindset of being a pedophile, they actually do become one.
I'm sure your definition is different from mine, but I don't want to argue, I just want to understand one another.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054123 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)16:57:25') {

'>>41054121
why am I even bothering to talk to you
no, anon. no to all of that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054141 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:12:53') {

'>>41054123
Then I'll continue to be "wrong" in your eyes, and you can go fuck off to be a wet blanket somewhere else.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054580 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:39:57') {

'>9
Good number, but go up!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054814 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)23:16:17'  && image=='1712857616314721.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054830 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)23:23:06') {

'>>41054814
schoolbloom
must flip her skirt so she goes kyaaa'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054868 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)23:40:43'  && image=='1712527456532595.png') {

'>>41049767
Best filly, needs more content.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41054890 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)23:56:02') {

'>>41053611
>>41053631
You know, if they want to go the REALLY BASED mile, we would need like that Pokémon image where every new gen girl protagonist knocks on R34, and the old gen one says "oh, you are the new girl, right?".
You know, the kid GF goes to kill the pedos, and she knocks on the lewd door, and UIchan says "hello new friend, want to play with our daddies?" while Stick chan has the time of her life behind.
What kind of drawthread I can make this request? I doubt it will ever be done.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055113 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:26:09'  && image=='1710782506514320.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055125 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)02:36:10') {

'>>41055113
i waaant to take her to the beach.
she won't mind using the men's facilities, right?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055318 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:28:05') {

'>>41054868
I whole heartedly agree'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055449 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)07:18:05') {

'all these years in and Akinator still can't guess the hooman fillies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41055749 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)10:47:58') {

'>>41055113
Must tickle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41056096 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:26:39'  && image=='1645481423631.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41056570 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)15:58:22') {

'>>41055749
anon!
where though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057271 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:25:38') {

'>>41056570
Everywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057287 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:32:17') {

'>>41054868
looks like she’s drinking a muffin.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057290 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:34:04') {

'>>41057271
that's too many!!
>>41057287
yeah for some reason that's the gag on this show, shakes are foamy and have bits in them so they are like, a cookie shake'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057576 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:10:00') {

'BUMP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057604 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:30:05'  && image=='preggo bloom.png') {

'>>41057576
sure'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057609 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:35:51') {

'>>41057604
daawww she's so little..'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057800 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)02:41:53') {

'>>41057604
Is this another trick Applebloom?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41057871 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:29:51') {

'>>41057800
haha she's just got a rye under there'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058050 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)07:11:16'  && image=='AAZdkSL.jpg') {

'>>41057871
>when you bring Applebloom along to the grocery store to help you shoplift a rye because you know security won't search her, but instead of being quiet and discreet she loudly acts out an elaborate fantasy she has where she's married to you and is having your baby, thus drawing a massive amount of attention to the both of you, but it all works out in the end because everyone else in the store just finds it cute and nobody thinks to check on whether or not you actually paid for the rye'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058511 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)12:36:48'  && image=='1710122872466014.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058560 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)13:03:15') {

'>>41058511
Now post the second panel, you know you want to.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41058956 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:11:45') {

'>>41058050
yes, YES!
and you're not a thief, that store OWES you a rye.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41059049 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:51:16') {

'>>41055113
I have a strong desire to have sexual intercourse with Apple Bloom.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41059618 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)20:50:38') {

'Guys Apple Bloom is flat';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41059920 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)23:54:20') {

'>>41059618
*GASP!* Really?!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41059922 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)23:55:27') {

'>>41059618
And thats a good thing!!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060051 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:38:15') {

'>>41059920
i checked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060057 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:43:45') {

'>>41060051
Robin, why do you have a knife?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060059 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:45:03') {

'The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle was pretty good. Read it for the first time today.
it's way too fucking long, but, hey, it's a wish fulfillment green, so that's normal
So I'm guessing the writefag for it is kill after all this time, and he'll never write the sequel that got teased at the end.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060061 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:46:23'  && image=='3171552.png') {

'How tall do you imagine human fillies to be?
I'd say most of them stay at the 130cm-140cm range, with a few outliers breaking through the floor and ceiling of the range.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060069 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:49:11') {

'>>41060057
this went over my head'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060081 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:55:24') {

'>>41060069
There's an image mocking one of those crude DA images.
Basically Beast Boy was worried he got Raven pregnant, and Robin said "don't worry, I checked". A more grimdark version was made by a dude where Robin says the same thing, but withh bloody hands. I'd post it, but I don't have it with me now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060084 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:56:16') {

'>>41060081
ahhh got it haha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41060386 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)06:27:31'  && image=='1674870953752.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061203 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:22:18') {

'>>41060386
i hope she's following tradition'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061414 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)17:19:37') {

'>>41060386
Cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061420 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)17:22:01'  && image=='3223145.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061741 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)19:16:36') {

'I hope the next thread have a bloomy OP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==41061749 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)19:19:39') {

'>>41061741
every day is an apple bloom day'
;

}

}
}