'>>41015963
you*

FUCK';

'>>41015963
>>41015964
Too late OP, this is now selfcest thread.';

'>>41015964
>>41015980';

'>>41016135
Would she marry Master Chief?';

'>>41016152
>master chief
that’s clearly doom slayer';

'>>41016156
the guy from fortnite!!';

'>>41016156
I can’t help but think that would sound like a good name for a metal band.';

'>>41016160
>good name for a metal band
doom chief or master slayer?';

'>>41016165
Maybe all three, but Doom Chief sounds like my least favorite.';

'>>41016216
Talk about buttering your own biscuit!';

'>>41016216
haha, what a wacky cutie mark!';

'>>41015963
Kinda? Blackjack isn't a bad mare, but she's going to get you killed in one way or another.';

'>>41015963
She doesn't like Blackjack, but it's literally the only character she can marry without killing him. My bet is, given a chance, yes she would.
>>41015964
Ah. Sure, why not. But the wedding cakebetter be fucking grandiose, you hear?';

'>>41017194
>wedding cake
It will be a giant cake fashioned in the style of a Wild Pegasus bottle.';

'>>41015963
I want pet her';

'>>41015963
>>41015964
>Would she marry you?
I don't know. Maybe. Isn't she lonely and desperate for affection?
>Would you marry blackjack?
No.';

'>>41015963
Holy shit I would fuck the daylights out of her';

'>>41017684
>No.
Why not?';

'>>41018028
>shitty person
>walking, talking cocksleeve
>extreme alcoholic
Does she have any redeeming qualities besides literally being favored by destiny?
>inb4 "mare"';

'>>41018202
>shitty person
More like shitty uprbringing. She's trying her best, but her development was distorted early on in her life by living in a total batshit insane bunker. That did some numbers on her worldview. She gets better though. It's also why she fucks everything under the sun. She's never been in a normal relationship so BJ doesn't know better.';

'>>41015963
What is this one, a synth?';

'>>41018732
Nope. She's a legit mare who just got most of her body replaced by augmentations because she got fucked up badly multiple times.';

'>>41019637
marenugget
marenugget';

'>>41019971
Weisswurst.';

'I love Blackjack';

'No, 6edgy7me';

'>>41020036
Imagine the threesomes.';

'>>41020833
with (you)';

'>>41021802
That was kind of implied, yes.';

'>>41020833
Imagine the orgies.';

'I would marry Littlepip';

'>>41022104
I would marry Littlepip and shove spaghetti in all her holes.';

'>>41022101
>No Lacunae
Immersion broken.';

'>>41022651
Here';

'>>41023067
Lacunae is precious';

'>>41023072
You're right.';

'>>41023083
>>41023067
She cute';

'>>41015963
>troonout equestria
>ugly oc
>typo in op
Try this instead.
https://www.reddit.com';

'>>41023256
Cry harder, newfag';

'>>41023293
k troon';

'>>41023296
Cease the bullshit. Show me one (1) 41%er in FoE or one of its major spinoffs.You won't find any.';

'>>41023345
(You)';

'>>41023347
I accept your concession.';

'Stop feeding it.';

'That one sperg who gets mad about snowponies also gets made about foe ponies';

'>>41023401
What an ADORABLE pip';

'tfw you will never dream about your waifu';

'>>41019637
That was a reference to the fact the mare in the op IS Blackjack.';

'>>41023547
It's rare for me to dream at all. Much less about ponies in general.';

'>>41023188
She's straight up the best wasteland mare. No contest.';

'>>41025110
That would be Littlepip';

'>>41023256
>>41023296
Blackjack is cute';

'>>41025687
>implying Pip can keep up with this sweetheart
Bold assumption.';

'>>41023345
Whenever anyone gets turned into an alicorn they become female.';

'>>41026405
I mean, they are based on fallout supermutant's so you can say that fallout is tranny, because people turns into sexless.';

'>>41026405
That's a legit magical mutation that comes with all the correct organs and so on though. It has nothing to do with the crap that's done in real life.';

'>>41027075
>horrific body-mutilating mad science that irrevocably warps your body';

'>>41027089
But enough about modern day 'therapies'.';

'>>41026432
>people turns into sexless.
That's not true. Mutants retain their primary sexual characteristics as far as the lore goes. They just happen to be barely distinguishable thanks to the baseline bulk of supermutants and it doesn't matter anyway since they're all sterile thanks to the flaw in the FEV.';

'>>41025706';

'>>41015963
>>41015964
>Implying anyone here would say no to a mare
Only the big gay would do that.';

'>>41025706
Yeah she can!!!';

'>>41015963
I'd let her kick me in the balls.';

'>>41028326
>sexo with blackjack when you could use your book knowledge to save Morning Glory and make BJ quit her retard quest before all her friends die fo no reason
cringe and not mare saving pilled';

'>>41023401
>>41023403
So what if FoE is just an alternate history novel that Littlepip wrote, possibly in order to express her fantasies?';

'>>41028968
I remember one time someone posted a what if where Littlepip and Blackjack were just normal ponies in normal Equestria and that they wrote Fo:E and PH when they were teens for fun.';

'>>41029177
Then I'd be very worried about the mental state of those fillies, especially BJ.';

'>>41029212
>He wouldn't help BJ in playing out her ball busting fantasies
Weak.';

'>>41028962
>use book knowledge
Even that couldn't save them. No one can escape BJ's fate.';

'>>41029626
Blackjack is FAT';

'>>41030156
No, she's just heavy because of all the metal in her body.';

'>>41028712
>Cute tall sweetheart mare
Vs.
>Angry cursing midget
This isn't even a contest.';

'>>41015963
You'd have to shoot her first. It's a rite of passage to become her friend.';

'>>41030863
You know what happens without the Goddeaa';

'>>41031019
Yes. Heresy happens. Lacunae a treasure. Psalm a shit.';

'>>41029212
BJ is hot in this pic.';

'>>41015963';

'>>41015963
>Would you marry Blackjack
I would be crazy not to marry my waifu.
>Would she marry you
Doubt, she has better options both in and outside her gang.';

'>>41032201
>my waifu
Damn, that's dedication. I've seen a couple of BJ enthusiasts over the years, But I don't think there was a single one who'd go so far as to call her waifu. If I may ask, what prompted this? And what do you think about the usual allegations that revolve around her?';

'undefined';

'>>41032277
She's a little silly';

'>>41032164
>aislop';

'>>41032964
I know, right? It starts to get pretty good.';

'PH > FOE';

'Littlepip is so cute she's the cutest mare in the whole wasteland';

'>>41033563
Nah dog. They both exist quite comfortably alongside each other.';

'>>41032201
Shiny. Metal. Legs.';

'>>41033659
Not him but while I do agree both can and do exist comfortably side-by-side, I think that in terms of prose, worldbuilding, and especially character dynamics, PH blows FOE out of the water. I do think that Littlepip is cuter than BJ however.';

'>>41033654
She truly is.';

'>>41015963
>"Hi Anon! What's your age again?"';

'>>41032277
Weird mix of "I can fix her" and "she's like me". The more I've read through PH, the closer I felt to everything she had to go through. It doesn't help that I started reading PH at my lowest, so the only way out was improving myself on the excuse of wanting her to get better. I have yet to become a sausage, though.
>what do you think about the usual allegations that revolve around her?
I'm not denying any of the bad stuff about her, I love my pony with all the flaws that come with her. This horse has saved my life, and she's earned her right to kick a pair of balls or two.';

'>>41035641
>This horse has saved my life
I never would have thought to see anyone writing that about Blackjack of all ponies. But good on you, Anon.';

'>>41035641
Security saves ponies. And guys occasionally too.';

'>>41034964
OH NO';

'>>41032201
>Doubt, she has better options both in and outside her gang.
So what? Since when is Blackjack known for making plausible decisions?';

'>>41015963
I wouldn't say no to a mare, nut she scares me.';

'>>41037277
>nut
Freudian slip spotted';

'>>41015963
No she's a pedophile and all pedos deserve death';

'>>41038063
What? Of all the things you can accuse Blackjack of, that's not one of them. She didn't do any of that in the entirety of PH.';

'>>41032201
Bold choice anon.';

'>>41015963
The perfect dommy security mare. Made for stomping on your balls.';

'>>41039232
BJ subs for Glory though.';

'>>41040152
But only for her. She's an omnisexual beast to everyone else, especially when drunk. IIRC, she even went full on sm play with P21 at some point in the story.';

'Imagine her weight.';

'>>41038219
She used her time as a disembodied spirit watch Scotch Tape having sex/masturbating for her own pleasure and mentioned to having sex with foals in 99.';

'>>41040839
99 was a mistake.';

'Blackjack is cute';

'>>41035641
>"I can fix her"
How would you try to do that? The challenge level is significant.';

'>>41040839
Zoomers being hypercritical of teenage sexuality is my favorite current day American liberal meme.';

'>>41041962
SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD DURING THE LITERAL APOCALYPSE YOU SICK FUCK';

'>>41041962
If you go with Somber's shitty retcon of BJ being 15 she says in story that Scotch is 10 years younger than her. Pretty sure a teenager getting off to a kindergartener is by any definition a pedophile. Her being 15 is definitely a retcon because she also says that Scotch is 'half her age' which would only line up with the previous statement if BJ was 20.';

'>>41042139
>Somber's shitty retcon
Remind me, when was that retcon mentioned? It's been almost a decade since I've read PH.';

'>>41042382
After the story ended he mentioned here on /mlp/ and several other places that he based BJ's age off of "Twilight Sparkle's age in the show" and apparently he thought Twilight was 15.';

'>>41042397
Eh, I'd say it's best to discard that then. It only damages the story.';

'>>41015963
>hfw at the proposal';

'>>41015963
Sure. I mean, who would say no to this?';

'>>41015980
>selfcest
Does it count if it's with pic related?';

'>>41022101
Can I sniff their butts?';

'>>41044278
Only Morning Glory would let you';

'>>41044732
Morning is a total sub anyway. She'd come as an extra to BJ if you get her.';

'>>41041955
So she's a tough nut to crack?';

'>>41044732
So, no Velvet then?';

'>>41045638
Velvet got claimed by Calamity.';

'>>41045681
So?';

'>>41045944
Calamity is a bro. You shouldn't lust after his mare even she's a total bitch.';

'IF HOMAGE HAS A MILLION HATERS
I AM ONE OF THEM
IF HOMAGE HAS 5 HATERS
I AM ONE OF THOSE 5
IF HOMAGE HAS ONLY ONE HATER
THAT ONE HATER IS ME
IF HOMAGE HAS NO HATERS THEN I AM NO LONGER ALIVE
IF THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES HOMAGE
THEN I SUPPORT THE ENTIRE WORLD
UNTIL MY LAST BREATH I WILL HATE HOMAGE';

'>>41015963
You could marry her, but it begs the question whether she'd get the concept at all. I don't think it would stop her urges to fuck everything she sees.';

'>>41046537
What did she do to you';

'>>41042397
And dont forget letting Heartshine turn her into a full on groomer in Project Horizons Speak.';

'>>41046825
No no no no
Don't tell me Blackjack is a bad girl';

'>>41047074
Screw that too.';

'>>41047088
She isn't. Not really. She's trying to do good, but her sense of morality and upbringing are deeply warped by her early life in Stable 99. She improves to a degree over the course of the story, but some concepts remain foreign to her especially when it comes to sex and relationships. BJ can best be described as good intentions with questionable to partially terrible execution of said intentions.';

'>>41046843';

'>>41040839
>>41042129
>>41042139
>>41042382
>>41042397
That story is long as frick. No wonder there are so many wars about Blackjack's age, if it doesn't make sense, how can any conclusion be drawn?

>>41040839
Stable 99 was a place without sexual tabu, but it is so grimdark as grimderp. All ponies in stable lost they morality because? (Sex ed? Magic?)';

'>>41047148
>Stable 99 was a place without sexual tabu
For mares only though. Everything was a tabu for stallions.';

'>>41047148
>All ponies in stable lost they morality because? (Sex ed? Magic?)
To give a very quick and dirty rundown of the thing
>99 started as a more or less vanilla Stable
>Only caveat is that most positions and roles were hereditary
>Over time more and more nares were born into positions of power
>A major shift in the balance was the result, disadvantaging stallions severely
>Eventually the stallions rose up against the system and failed
>The surviving stallions were henceworth reduced to Stable equipment and stripped of all rights
>Which means, you guessed it, their future sons will be property too
>Stallions are eventually reduced to a small breeding population kept at a number of 40 (20 earth, 20)
>One new foal of each is born every year, so the stallions who are turning 21 will be 'retired'
>Blackjack is born into this system
>She works as security and has put down stallions herself, and she has never learned why such a thing could be wrong';

'>>41047416
That's dark';

'>>41047888
To be fair, Blackjack later helped in the attempts of improving the situation in the Stable after getting an impression of the outer world. But yeah, she got her ball buster reputation for a reason.';

'>>41029177

You're reminding me that I still need to sit down and beat my way past the writer's block that's prevented me from finishing it for over two years.';

'>>41047946
Go for it, Anon. We're rooting for you.';

'I want Littlepip and Blackjack to sit on my face.';

'>>41047416
>>41047916
And don't forget she loves kicking nuts';

'>>41015963
Me?
No, lmao. Although this thread reminds me that I never finished PH. When I stopped I think the last published chapter was the final confrontation with the zebra tank? Blackjack was talking with some robot from the center of town.

My current FoE tabletop character would have a surprising amount in common with her, being from The Pitt. I kinda wonder if they would get along.';

'>>41047888
It is. But that's entry-level dark as far as PH is concerned. Horizons is the ultimate depression simulator.';

'The cutest murder horse. Much cuter than the gray midget.';

'>>41023401
Man, I just wanna see a decent fic where Pip and friends get to experience pre war Equestria, if not just for a day.

I wanna see Pip and Velvet act like fangirls around the mane 6. I want Rainbow reacting Calamity's CM, thinking that he's some hardcore fan. I want Steelhooves to drop his spaghetti around AJ and have a sweet moment where they talk about the Apples his relationship with the other AJ. I want Xenith to meet Zecora. I want Twilight to get really excited about her alternative self's accomplishments while Pip tries her best to stop her from doing something reckless. I want Rarity to hear about what happened to her sister. I want Pinkie Pie to suddenly break the fourth wall and thank Pip for reuniting her with her friends.

Really, I just want the gang to have one good day, once chance to get a taste of what Equestria used to be.';

'>>41049681
>cuter than Lilpip
no way, jose';

'>>41027089
yes and it's portrayed as such';

'>>41042397
>here on /mlp/
I wasn't aware somber had ever come here. Is he a regular or did he just make a visit for some reason?';

'>>41050095
Yes way. She's even a cuter Pip than Pip.';

'>>41015963
Was she ever described as pretty/mid/ugly in the fic? I swear there's not a single description of her beauty outside of dress up at Society and Stygius wanting to smash, but he was a retard so it doesn't count.';

'>>41051203
I don't think so but she's basically the point of view character. It wouldn't be unusual to just skip over that part given her role in the story.

She does smash all the time, I guess.';

'>>41051203
It was implied that she was attractive.

(Captcha: SANS4N)';

'>>41051203
No, but her horn is repeatedly described as C O M P A C T.';

'Blacku bumpu.';

'>>41050487
That's a beeg pip';

'>>41052029
uuuu';

'>>41051203
>>41051256
She's pretty enough.';

'>>41047115
She stole your waifu?';

'>>41049731
I'd love to see that too';

'>>41052803
Yes';

'>>41053040
Consider this: Pip will be preserved in the SPP as Homage ages and withers. Your waifu is going to be solo at a later date.';

'>>41053383
I dont know if her heart would be in it at that point. I'd be competing with a ghost of her memories.';

'>>41053387
Be there to mend to cracks of her loneliness. That should do the job just fine.';

'>>41053390
My beloved waifu';

'>>41053383
By that time he will be cucked by Blackjack though.';

'>>41054150
No, Blackjack is a bonus.';

'>>41047074
Heartshine said that they asked Somber for what BJ would do and that is what Somber said she would do lmao, Somber wrote or told Heartshine what BJ would do and apparently trying to fuck a teenager was all she wanted to do. He was a co-writer up until the forest chapter where apparently Heartshine asked them to write a full PoV chapter for BJ and it was so bad that Heartshine instead decided to kick Somber off as co-writer and then have BJ get put into a Coma and out of story. Allegedly BJ forced herself onto the MC in that never published chapter.

Groomjack isn't a meme for nothing. Even if you don't think she is a pedo, Somber apparently thinks it's her main character trait now instead of it just being a 99 holdover.';

'>>41054150
>anon defending his waifu from an army of lesbian mares';

'>>41054374
>Somber apparently thinks it's her main character trait now instead of it just being a 99 holdover.
The Kkat syndrome in full effect. This is similar to the social commentary nonsense Kkat blabbered about during an interview in regard to the stallion led Stable, long after the story was completed, attributing 'social messages' to the scene which were never there to begin with. Ignore and discard these commentaries. They're retarded retcons and can only damage the setting in retrospect.';

'bump';

'>>41054458
Agreed, just clarifying that it wasn't the writer who emphasized BJ being a pedophile but Somber themselves. And such characterization was in the original story just not given the spotlight too (somehow Rampage doesn't react to BJ admitting she watches Scotch have sex for her own pleasure despite her own adversion to sex from being a sex slave in her foal form, her asking BJ about sex is pretty dumb in general though for the same reasons.) so in retrospect you can realize that Somber was setting this up but just didn't have time/had editors who told him no.';

'>>41054953
It's not the first time that a story has been better off by the author not realizing his vision in full for one reason or another. That kind of stuff happens a lot. So as I said, stick to the story itself as a base of reference. It's the best thing to do in most cases.';

'>>41054374
>>41054458
>>41054953
>>41055240
Wait THATS why BJ went into a coma? Fuck me. Now I know why Heartshine hasnt updated in over a year. Imagine asking for a POV story just to just get Blackjack acting like the fucking raiders that she got to fuck her limbless ass to protect Scotch.
Ironically its on brand for Blackjack in a way when even her creator fucks her over. its good that we can just ignore or headcanon the complete trash away for the sake of the narrative. Its fucked just seing one of your top two favorite ponies of all time, one that had least got some charater development during the story being reduced to just pedo.
Thats the Sin of getting too attached I guess.';

'>>41054374
>Even if you don't think she is a pedo, Somber apparently thinks it's her main character trait now instead of it just being a 99 holdover.
Somber
why';

'What will Blackjack do if she sees you, and you run away from her and her friends?';

'>>41055489
Depends on what her HUD tells her. If you're yellow, she'll let you go. If you're red, she'll grass your ass.';

'>>41055703
What if you're a human?';

'>>41056092
Red, instantly';

'>>41056092
Probably the same as she did with the diamond dog. She eyes your equipment and evaluates whether she should feel intimidated by its size or not.';

'>>41053625
Why the long face?';

'>>41015963
why does her face look like this';

'>>41057223
tldr, taint mutation fucked with her eyes. She gets corrupted by that shit pretty early on in the text.';

'>>41056092
Why does this matter?';

'>>41057240
Shouldn’t the radiation have only cleared after a few days? Or was this a sort of “mother of all bombs” that caused the world to be uninhabitable for decades?';

'>>41049095
>I never finished PH
You should, it' genuinely worth finishing just so you can talk about it with other people who share the same trauma.';

'>>41057752
Not radiation, but taint. It's the term the wastelanders use to describe the mutagenic waste and disposed faulty first prototypes of Twilight's IMP project. It's known to create a wide array of terrible and often deadly mutations.';

'>>41057960
But doesn’t radioactive waste typically get stored in lead-lined barrels that pose virtually no threat unless they are breached?';

'>>41057960
In story, taint is very weird. It's connected with souls or something like that bla bla I rather read normal sci-fi
she became taint-proof because of some core';

'>>41057981
The valley which contained the facility was directly hit by a balefire bomb. Plus, the ministry had created several enclosed dumps which were not tended to for two centuries in a post-apoc world. So that stuff was bound to leak sooner or later in some places.

>>41058005
>she became taint-proof because of some core
Taint is a bit different in PH because Somber gave it a new spin in his story by linking it to Discord's blood. That's not a 'canon' attribute of the stuff though. In the original, taint is merely the refuse of the IMP project. You've got to differentiate between the two.';

'>>41058057
>In the original, taint is merely the refuse of the IMP project. You've got to differentiate between the two.
Oh, I thought that taint is from PH';

'>>41058082
Nope. It stems from Kkat's story. It doesn't come up very often in it though.';

'>>41057752
Radiation in the Fallout series doesn't really work like it does IRL, and the bombs were way dirtier than the kind we actually have. In the actual Fallout timeline, it was basically impossible to even be outside for several months because the background radiation was so goddamn hot the snow glowed, and that was in a place that didnt even get bombed directly. Compared to that peak, the Wasteland is pretty clean these days but in areas like DC, that got saturated with dirty nukes, contamination is still a problem.

Fallout Equestria is able to stretch believability even further since the bombs in this timeline were giant magic spells anyway, so all bets are off. And Hoofington was a gigantic manufacturing facility to boot so it's chock full of all sorts of exotic (and magical) wartime industry runoff.';

'>10';

'Morning Glory my beloved';

'>>41058817
Glory a big cute';

'>>41058817
>Waifuing Morning "Fallen" Glory
Anon, you're a rare breed. But that's respectable.';

'Speaking of rare breeds, does anyone know what happened to the Rampagefag?';

'>>41059654
I've seen him around';

'>>41059684
This mare needs a thorough washing';

'>>41059690
Gotta clean some of her bad personalities out of her system.';

'>>41059654
>>41059684
mare';

'>>41059684
I'll pay $400,000 to anyone who slaps her ass for me.';

'>>41060486
What good can 400k do when Rampage has cut you into fine slices?';

'undefined';