'>>41032076
I don't.';

'>>41032076
That's very rude. I wouldn't do that and you shouldn't either.';

'>>41032076
>Twilight's face when she hears me pump another foal into Trixie's womb at 3 am.';

'i wanna make Trixie cum all over Twilight's house';

'>>41032076
>>41032099
>Twilight's face when she realizes it's Shining';

'>>41032076
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>It's happening
>AGAIN
>For three days now you've had to hear Trixie and Anonymous have loud, bed-breaking sex
>It doesn't help that Trixie is very vocal and descriptive
>You can't ever look at the resident human the same again
>On the first night you went outside to tell them to be quiet, but they were too enthralled to hear you
>The next day, as awkward as it was, you tell them how their nighttime activities kept you awake and they seemed to understand your plight
>But they became even louder
>You think Trixie might've moved her wagon closer to your home to mess with you, but not even Trixie would act so offensively
>You had Spike sleep at Fluttershy's after having to explain to him that Trixie and Anon were just "messing around" and to NEVER repeat her words
>The crazy thing is that no one else seems to notice the very passionate lovemaking happening in front of your home
>You didn't want it to come to this, but you might have to take this up with the Mayor
>You just hope you don't fall asleep halfway through your explanation';

'>>41032567
cease these cringe posts, tripman';

'>>41032076
imagine trixie's cute loud pants with every plap of her balls against your ass';

'>>41032616
Kek, more';

'>>41032616
>Well that proved fruitless...
>It turns out that what two grown ponies--or a grown pony and human--do in privacy is outside the scope of mayoral affairs
>At the very least, she brought up something that had completely slipped your mind
>"Why not use your magic to drown out the sounds?"
>In hindsight, it seems painfully obvious
>You blame the lack of sleep for your cognitive failure
>Once night rolled around and the high-pitched sounds of a mare describing every intimate detail bellowed out, you assume the position
>You direct your horn out your window, pointing it towards the violently shaking wagon and conjure your spell
>And then...
>There was silence
>Relieved, you make your way to your growingly alluring bed
>Slipping under the covers, and resting your head on your pillow, you close your eyes to the sounds of pure silence
>Finally, the squeak squeak squeaking of the wagon can torment you no longer
>Squeak squeak squeak
>Squeak squeak squeak
>Your eyes shoot open
>Scanning the room, you try to find the source of this onomatopoeic noise
>You nearly throw yourself out your window to see if your spell had somehow worn off
>The wagon trembled still, but no noise came out of it
>In fact, the squeaking was nowhere to be heard
>Bringing yourself back inside, you look around your room once more
>Silence
>Perhaps you were imagining things
>Yes, that was it
>The sounds of Trixie's lovemaking was still ringing throughout your ears
>It has come and gone, and now you can finally appreciate the silence of the night
>You slip yourself back into bed and slowly drift off
>The solace of sleep overtaking your body after what feels like forever
>The only sounds being your breathing as you-
>"OH FUCK YES ANONYMOUS USE THAT FAT HOG OF YOURS TO SCRAPE OUT MY INSIDES OH FUCK I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH YOUR HOT COCK OH CELESTIA YOU'RE SO FUCKING DEEP UNGGHHH GIVE ME THAT HOT MONKEY SPERM YOU DIRTY APE, FUCK!!!"
>You scream forevermore
>You practically--no, you literally throw yourself out of your window
>Enraged, you land on top of the quaking wagon
>You scream as loud as you can, your horn glowing brighter than the sun
>The couple are unaware of the event happening outside, continuing their night of passion
>Uncaring, you decide the best course of action to bring you peace and them anguish is to blow yourself up
>Your horn set off, the blinding light, burning heat, and deafening boom were the last things your senses touched
>You can finally sleep in peace';

'>>41032076
Reminds me of this vid, Trixie making some extra cash outside Twilights castle
https://rule34porn.net/trixie-lulamoon-blowjob-my-little-pony/';

'>>41032567
Hey, a ponuts a ponut.';

'>>41032076
I want to have loud sex with Glimmy in Trixie's wagon, parked right outside Twilight's house';

'>>41033546
i hate this video, it's not happy passionate sex, it's fucking gross.';

'>>41032076
TRIXIE IS SHY AND ISN'T NATURALLY LOUD.';

'>>41033676
>anon brings every mare right outside Twilight's house to fuck
Think the mares will every catch on to what he's doing?';

'>>41032076
Why not just do it on her balcony?';

'Get Chrysalis to shapeshift into Trixie so that you can have double loud sex with Trixie.';

'>>41032099
i just noticed the ears';

'>>41033823
They do in the middle of it, they get louder';

'>>41033676
>"Trixie, get the fuck out of your house. I'm gonna fuck Starlight in here."';

'>>41032099
>>41033401
>>41033823
>>41034448
>Have sex with trixie, AND glimmer, AND chrysalis (shape shifting between both of them or some other pony? derpy? not sure if actual derpy would work too?) And go to the Mirror Pool, also called the Mirror Pond, (the enchanted pool of water in the Everfree Forest) and get copies of all of them.
Do a spell on trixie's trailer to make it bigger on the inside, like dr who.
Have loud sex with all of them, for hours all night.
Should use magic or Chrysalis to turn you or some pony into twilight.
Heck we should make our dick covered in purple paint like twilight's "horn".
Just to make awkward fun sayings during sex.
>OH YES Anon, Your Purple Horn is deep inside me, and making me cum so hard!

>Twilight is alone, and so focused on friendship and studies, she hasn't had stallions in years (or ever?) She's so desperate and horny.
This night mind breaks her, as she goes absolutely insane. (think pinkamena).
And maybe she clops as she plans to kill herself/you/everyone, after you fall asleep when you finish in the morning.';

'>>41032076
Go to bed, Seth.';

'>>41033693
Sex is gross if you think about it';

'>>41032616
>>41034532
>Mayor Mare also joins Anon's Harem in trixie's Trailer for LOUD orgy sex outside twilight's room during the night.
>OH YES, Anon, Submit Your Big pole deep in my ballet box, You're my best voter, I'm cumming.

At this point it's not certain if everyone's going crazy with that shit they are saying during sex, or if they are just trying to mess with twilight more.
>twilight gets her magic crown, and see's her future self, just to have angry sex with herself as she plans to destroy equestria for your "transgressions" near her.';

'>>41034532
Imagine how fucking mad Twilight would get if she caught you balls deep in Mean Twilight';

'>>41032076
I want to kill Trixie and then fuck her corpse.
I want to fill her womb with my cum.
I want to know the feeling of larva crawling up my penis while I am raping Trixie's dead body.
Imagine the smell of her released body fluids dripping down from my dick. I also want to fuck her eyeholes. The feeling of such tight hole is not known to me yet. I want to get to know this feeling. And I think I will like It. When I will stick my cock into one of her eyeholes I will fuck it with passion. The way eyes are like jelly makes things even better. It must to be an amazing experience. And after I am done with one eyehole I will start to fuck the second one.
Smell of after death excrement, my cum, her piss and other body fluids must be fascinating.
I bet it will also make me cum at the end of our one day long sexual experience.
I love you my Great and Powerful Trixie.';

'>>41033676
>loud sex with Celestia in trixie's wagon
Hot but would there be enough space?';

'>>41033693
sex is an addiction and nothing more, no happiness is to be found';

'>>41034688
what a miserable way of looking at it.';

'>>41033693
maybe they are roleplaying';

'>>41032076
Granted, but she screams Twilight's name when you make her bust a clam.';

'one of these days a crazy sex starved twilight will break open the door of the wagon and rape them both';

'>>41034710
i think confusing addiction with happiness is more miserable';

'>>41034688
Well I'd rather be an addict than never have any. And I never had.';

'>>41034688
>t. loser';

'>>41035662';

'>>41035662
>guy bragging about being a sex-haver
kys';

'>>41035673
refer to my prior reply >>41035662';

'>>41035705
and refer to my previous post
kys';

'>>41035380
>bust a clam.
Lol';

'>>41033546
>nonsensical plot
>ABHORRENT voice acting
>mediocre animation
someone paid money for this...';

'>>41036303
If you imagine you’re Trixie it’s actually pretty hot';

'Bump';

'Trixie is a pure sex mare machine';

'>>41032076
You never will because they’re not real.';

'>>41037084
If I were Trixie I would want to suck a stallion's dick not some disgusting human dick though.';

'>>41038237
if that's true give me one reason not to kms right now.';