import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/o/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void RIP(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'RIP';
int postNumber = 27587816;
String image = '1713432766153349.jpg';
String date = '04/18/24(Thu)05:32:46';
String comment = 'F';

}
public void comments() {
if(sageman && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27587821 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:34:39') {

'you're late fag';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27589296 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:59:33') {

'>>27587816
>don't care, still love mine';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27589307 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:02:43') {

'>>27587816
And nothing of value was lost.

What? Some retro obscure unobtainium car that's neat? Great. Doesn't change 99% of their lineup is straight garbage. I'd rather ride in a tin can or garbage truck than your average pastamobile.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27589584 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:24:51') {

'>>27587816
Reminder Stellantis is killing Dodge to rebrand it as "American Alfa"';

}

if(Morbo && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27589626 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:48:38'  && image=='Patrice-Minol-Alfa-Romeo-GTJ-2-1200x628.jpg') {

'Alfa has not built a good car since the 1750 GTV and it was shit.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590878 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:34:28') {

'what happened?
are you saying this echochamber shit because they released a shitty crossover EV?
based Quadrifoglios are still for sale..';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27590941 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:22:28') {

'>>27590878
>based Quadrifoglios are still for sale

Yeah but I can't afford them, who cares...I can get any used Bmw I want for less than half of its price.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591261 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:23:32') {

'>>27587816
such a soulful logo, looks even better in gold. What a shame modern car industry is';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591482 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:10:26') {

'>>27590941
>can't afford A new so who cares
>i can get B used for half of that
hahahahahah are you literally fucking mega retarded or just a muslim?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591632 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:09:09') {

'>>27590941
massive cope detected';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591640 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:11:02') {

'>>27590941
They're below 100k new even with tax, as long as you don't live in one of the highest taxed states in the nation
They can be had for under 50k used with low mileage';

}

if(Chud Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591752 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:49:05') {

'>>27589584
So glad Obama bailed Dodge out in 2009, what a great return on investment keeping that company in American hands was';

}

if(Chud Anon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591756 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:50:27') {

'>>27590941
If you’re going to buy something unreliable, you may as well get something unreliable and fun over a German cuckbox';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594045 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:27:55'  && image=='WTF.jpg') {

'>>27587816
Wdym? Alfa's sales are up 30% and as of last year they are now profitable on each model they produce... making shit tier SUV NPC mobiles is what the public wants.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594069 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:36:49') {

'>>27590941
just buy a bus pass';

}

}
}

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