import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/o/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void Breeders of /o/ what do you drive?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Breeders of /o/ what do you drive?';
int postNumber = 27591613;
String image = '1713556760030220.jpg';
String date = '04/19/24(Fri)15:59:20';
String comment = 'A thread to see what people who actually have kids drive. Genetic dead ends need not apply.
>inb4 "I have had sex with dozens of women!"
Doesn't count, you aren't finishing the job. That sterile humping you are doing is as far from actual sex as it is from masturbation.'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591619 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:03:07'  && image=='Screenshot_20240419-130155_Gallery.jpg') {

'>>27591613
Had to buy OEM baby seat anchors off ebay for my crown vic'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591651 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:12:47') {

'Finally, a thread that is guaranteed to filter all of the honda general';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591655 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:13:53') {

'>>27591619
Based and safetypilled'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591663 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:16:24') {

'>>27591613
When my boy was in a car seat: 2014 fusion
Now: 2011 135i convertible
(Funny enough, right before getting the fusion I was mulling over a v8 mustang convertible, slept on it after a test drive and realized how fucking awkward getting a car seat in and out of it would have been. Single dad blues I tell ya)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591672 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:19:08') {

'>>27591613
Mazda 3'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591676 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:20:12') {

'I have a 19 wrx, I haven't put a baby seat in it but I'm pretty certain it has the anchors. I should look but I've still got like a month lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591681 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:21:33') {

'>>27591676
If it's 2019 it 100% has them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591686 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:23:19') {

'>>27591613
Having kids is so monumentally retarded and is only surpassed by incels' longing to have a family.

The "have a family" meme is literally pushed by fat middle aged boomers who are such losers that they seriously think completing the most basic evolutionary task is an "accomplishment". The funny thing is most of them have kids because they were too stupid to pull out. Yeah, your kids were accidents, quit acting like they were "miracles".

Having kids is so insanely retarded it makes sense why low-IQ people are the main child producers. Yeah, lemme just sentence myself to 3 consecutive years of sleepless nights followed by another 5 of making sure little timmy doesn't accidentally kill himself followed by 5 more years of literally never having a moment to yourself - all while your wife is getting fatter. Your life revolves around making sure you and her don't fight - which entails endless cleaning in your spare time and not being able to sit back and do whatever the fuck you want because you'll be scared the wife will bitch at you. All just so you can have a miniature version of yourself that might turn into a lefty drug addict who obsesses over niggers? Lmao yeah, have fun with that. 20% of Gen Z between 18-24 identify as LGBT by the way.

Tonight, I will do /whateverthefuckIwant/. What will you be doing? Sitting on the couch watching TV in peace IF YOURE LUCKY? Lmaooo yeah, hope it was worth it bro. What's funny is if this post was made on a Friday/Saturday night you'd literally have "parents" seething at me. Their weekends are spend in front of a fucking computer on 4chan instead of with their family hahahahaha so when they say "wahh I'll be with my family" Nah nigga, you'll be on fucking 4chan because the only peace you get is when you lock yourself in the back room to quarantine yourself from them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591687 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:23:43') {

'>>27591613
Somewhat related to OP: Imagine selling your fun car for a "sporty" sedan when you could get a shitbox for family drives and keep the fun car for yourself (and your kids when you can trust them to drive it or just want to hoon around with them in the passenger seat)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591696 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:26:05') {

'>>27591686
I'm not reading all of that, sorry you have so little self esteem and/or sense of civic duty that you avoid having a family'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591697 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:26:07') {

'>>27591687
>when you could get a shitbox for family drive
I don't have kids, but safety is something i would not compromise on... only new or modern cars if i had kids'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591727 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:37:03') {

'>>27591686
Lol this has many accuracies. Love being a dad though and wouldn't trade it for anything.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591736 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:42:32'  && image=='typical 4chan user.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591739 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:44:56') {

'>>27591613
2024 Nissan Frontier. Not much room, but kids aren't supposed to be comfortable.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591744 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:46:22') {

'>>27591686
You sound like the right kind of person to not reproduce.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591747 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:46:45') {

'>>27591697
By "shitbox" I mean "used sedan/wagon/econobox with good crash ratings", not "deathtrap on wheels"
If you have the money + space to buy a "sporty" family car and keep your actual sports car then cool, but I've seen way too many people trade in their dream cars for a new cuckover and give up driving as a hobby entirely'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591755 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:50:03') {

'>>27591613
2015 Fiesta ST. I had an Eclipse when my son was born but I got rid of it because I figured out getting a kid in and out of the backseat of a coupe is a pain in the fucking ass.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591758 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:51:02') {

'>>27591613
Driving a Colorado, have an Evenflo Litemax Series 35 seat that barely fits in the backseat. The newborn seats just take up an absurd amount of space front to back.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591759 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:51:10') {

'>>27591686
based. every single guy I know who has kids looks like complete garbage and their wives are an absolute wreck, physically. anytime I ask my friend (who "inherited" his wife's sons and has one of his own) if he wants to do [x] I get a melancholic "no I have to take kids to [y]". and when we actually do go out maybe once everyone 3 months, he get absolutely obliterated, hammered drunk, like he is totally letting loose. also the amount of money kids cost... why? I know everyone's kids here go to public school and if they tell you otherwise theyre lying. most people on this board are poor and could not afford the extra $2k/month for a decent private school for their kids.

I think people here like kids simply because it gives them something to do. they were losers all through high school/college and never traveled and actually had fun as a single guy so now having kids gives their life meaning. makes sense why they get so upset at people like me and you. by making run of them having kids youre basically making fun of their "purpose in life". bringing kids into this world so you feel better about yourself? couldnt be me...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591768 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:54:35') {

'>>27591759
This is the most bitter loser shit I've ever read'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591770 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:54:44') {

'>>27591744
I sell my sperm just to spite people like you actually. I have more children than you can ever dream of having lol.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591773 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:56:28') {

'>>27591768
this reply is the equivalent of yelling out after getting slapped'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591774 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:56:36') {

'>>27591759
Wall of cope. You are the male version of a Lainey comic'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591778 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:57:42') {

'>>27591774
>I can travel
>I save so much money
>I-I'm working on m-myself
A Lainey comic indeed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591783 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:58:50') {

'>>27591770
>1. LARP
>2. leaving your kids to be raised/abused by lesbians without you
No better than a hood nigger with bastard nigglets'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591784 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:59:05') {

'>>27591774
it's a shitty copypasta anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591789 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:01:50'  && image=='Screenshot_20240419_170038_Gallery.jpg') {

'Eh, maybe a mid 80s truck with no speedo isn't the safest, but with a modern car seat how bad can it be?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591792 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:02:56') {

'>>27591784
damn, fell for it. sometimes you are the bug, sometimes you are the windsheild.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591804 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:05:47') {

'>>27591774
>>27591778
if your kids gave your life meaning, you don't need to have kids (nor own any firearms)

>>27591784
>>27591792
no, you can search the archive. I typed this out just now. and the amount of time it took to type it out will pale in comparison to the amount of time you will seethe about it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591809 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:07:14') {

'>>27591686
>all while your wife is getting fatter
Secret lifehack to getting around this one is marrying a stick girl. Weight gain becomes a positive rather than a negative.
Three dimensional chess mating strategy right there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591818 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:10:26') {

'>>27591619
Based and Good Dad Pilled'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591828 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:13:42') {

'>>27591686
I hope you find it in you to make yourself a happier and better person.

Don’t want kids? Fine. But this amount of bitterness towards anyone having kids comes right out of the cringe and unhinged takes you see on r/antinatalism.

I plan to have kids one day, I want to have that joy with whoever ends up being the love of my life. But I will prepare accordingly. People who just plop down kids when they don’t have shit together are setting themselves and their children up for failure, perhaps we can agree on that one point.

But you are clearly very unhappy. I hope you see a light.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591829 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:13:51') {

'>>27591613
I have a 2012 Challenger R/T and a 1989 Dodge Ramcharger body swapped onto a 1992 W250 Cummins chassis. My wife has a 2018 Wrangler JLU on 37s in the process of meeting ULTRA4 regulations for racing and a 2021 Ram 2500. We use the latter two to transport our son. My Challenger is too loud and my Ramcharger... isn't safe. He can ride in them when he's older.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591856 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:22:36') {

'>>27591828
>People who just plop down kids when they don’t have shit together
Like it or not, that's how America was built.
No, it's not a nigger thing to plop out kids, white Americans did this in the 1800s as well.
Plopped out kids and then just found a way to make it work.
Difference is that niggers don't find a way to make it work, and instead rely on welfare and foreign aid.
Never in history has there been this much thought into when and how to have children, even peasant people in Medieval times did not care as much about planning.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591882 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:36:47'  && image=='PXL_20230801_193452633.jpg') {

'I purposefully ordered this color weeks in advance, and then told my wife that's the only car the dealership could offer me (she wanted grey). Two baby seats fit perfectly in the back, my other car is a G70.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591889 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:38:54') {

'>>27591882
based yellow enjoyer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591893 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:41:50') {

'>>27591696
>>27591727
>>27591736
>>27591744
>>27591759
>>27591828
>>27591809
this is a copypasta, it was posted in another thread last week'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591903 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:45:06') {

'>People on 4chan have wife and kids
What happened to all the losers on here?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591906 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:46:14') {

'>>27591828
You see kids as a way to bring joy to your life. I can promise you that joy will be short lived. You, like the majority of parents, will take a long sigh of relief when your kids go off to college, when they have a car and can drive themselves, and when a school teacher is babysitting them throughout the day.

People historically had kids for 2 reasons:
1) "me caveman/mud person. Me like cummy in girl person"
2) to have help - whether that be on the farm or to take care of you when you're old
Well, we still have niggers and people with zero inhibition still nutting in girls "cause it be feelin good bippitybop" but in first world countries, you go to a nursing home when you get old and 99.99% of us aren't farmers. Having kids is now a "bonus". Something people do to spice up their life or give meaning to it. And like I said before, if you're bringing a kid into this world to try to fix your life... jfc bro, spare the kid. I get trying to have the kid to "bond" with your wife, but tying yourself down to 1 chick for life is also retarded and the divorce rates speak for themselves.

We've reached a level in science and technology to where having kids is unnecessary for any other reason than to continue our existence. Kids should be born from test tubes, sterilized, and raised by the state until they are 24 and then assigned a career. If you need a "pet" or something to take care of that will give your life meaning, you can have a dog or a plant.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591914 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:48:24') {

'>>27591893
yeah but it's a very recent + localized copypasta, chances are high that we're still dealing with the original doomer faggot'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591919 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:50:41') {

'Toyota Highlander.
Didn't sell any vehicles, still have the toys.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591929 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:56:32') {

'>>27591903
The majority of them don't. The hope of finding a wife and having kids is the only thing keeping them from ending it. If they were hanging by a rope off the side of a cliff, the rope being the hope of having a family, the "anti-kid" posts are like scissors cutting that rope. They're screaming.

>>27591914
Take this guy for example. "Doomer". What is "doomer" about thinking having kids is retarded? Is it possible your only hope for a better life is that "the grass is greener on the other side" when you have a family? That's my guess. A lot of you are probably ok with having a fat wife that bitches at you and a bunch of retarded kids - because at least you aren't lonely.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591931 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:57:31') {

'Idk if this helps but a hispanic guy who used to go to local meets got arrested for abducting a kid and he drives a VW GTI';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591941 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:00:18') {

'have a kid on the way and a silverado and 5 series. wife has a crossover we're trading in soon for a 3 series. also have a race car but that's not registered.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591950 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:02:20') {

'>>27591929
So, now that you've discovered that wanting a family is in fact just a cope for suicidal people, what do you think actually gives life meaning?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591953 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:04:16') {

'>>27591950
Tinder and trying new restaurants, duh.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591959 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:08:39') {

'>>27591950
Without God, there is no meaning to life. So you better just try to enjoy your time while you're here. If bringing other people into this world is what it takes for you to "enjoy your time here" then suicide really is the best option'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591971 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:12:46') {

'>>27591959
If there is God, you are morally good and should reproduce. If you are just an animal, your prime motive is to reproduce. If you are an incel, your prime goal is to cope about it on a basketforum while consooming like a good goy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591974 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:13:47') {

'>>27591613
Yukon XL Denali

>>27591619
You don't actually need anchors. Most if not all car seats are compatible with using the seat belt.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27591986 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:17:45') {

'>>27591971
>If there is God, you are morally good and should reproduce
Incorrect. However, if your God says "be fruitful and multiply" and you are also following the other tenants of your religion and not just cherry picking the ones that sound good (like every single "Christian", "muslim", kike, etc who uses this website) then yes, you should multiply and suffocate out every degenerate/atheist on the planet with your mere existence. I am >>27591686 by the way. What I say applies to everyone here because everyone here is either some LARPing Christian (in name only) or an atheist - neither of which should multiply and I'm LOLing @ their miserable existence'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592003 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:24:29') {

'>>27591959
>needs God because he’s too stupid to give meaning to his own life
the worst thing is people like this can vote'
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}

if(s10fag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592006 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:26:01') {

'>>27591613
15 passenger 2001 e350 van, 6.8 v10. its fucking great, a full grown adult can sleep in every bench, remove the last one and you have more room than a suburban to tote camping shit around while not even being larger than one, also has a limited slip and ive done some skids in it, heavenly and under rated

waiting to find a work van in the jy where the cage isnt beat to hell so i can separate myself from the kids, also the electronic locks dont work so you have to lock all the doors manually'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592008 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:26:17') {

'>>27592003
>meaning to life
Not
>meaning to *your* life

>the worst thing is people like this can vote
Indeed'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592028 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:36:22') {

'>>27591613
Family cars we've owned
02 Saturn
97 Winstar
06 Cobalt
04 Expedition
10 Expedition

The 10 Expy dropped a valve. No major damage. I replaced the valve and spring then immediately traded it in for a 16 Challenger for the wife. My 13 F150 has been the family car since.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592042 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:46:35') {

'>>27591613
Got two kiddos so far. I drive an 07 Civic, a 21 Canyon, a Ninja 250, and a Formula Continental.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592044 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:47:10') {

'>>27591809
me irl'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592045 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:47:50') {

'>>27591959
I'm asking you what gives you meaning in your life, and why you haven't killed yourself yet. Is it belief in God?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592048 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:49:25') {

'>>27591974
>Most if not all car seats are compatible with using the seat belt
It's a police interceptor, so it doesn't have rear seat belts. I could add some, but the anchors were easier.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592075 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:03:43') {

'>>27592045
>I'm asking you what gives you meaning in your life
I could give a multitude of reasons - but they stem from a reason which you and the majority of sub-140 IQlets are incapable of mentally grasping. It would be like explaining time dilation to a 5 year old.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592081 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:07:25') {

'>>27592075
That's a lot of words to say "I'm a retarded nihilist and 19 years old".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592087 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:09:56') {

'>>27592075
>in this moment, I am euphoric
Pls, post car, I want to know what soiboys drive'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592088 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:10:42'  && image=='FW1dLqtXoAAt_LR.png') {

'I have a baby momma and an OK blue collar job that keeps me clean. I'm dating another woman and don't tell her I have a son.

I drive a 2024 Honda Civic Sport Touring Hatch with a tune and mods. I'm white, she was white, tried to trap me in a relationship with her by taking pregnancy pills and poking holes in condoms. She ran after I threatened her with a gun and I never her again. My friends have.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592093 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:13:38') {

'>>27592088
Damn that's white trash. You from Ohio?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592117 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:21:25'  && image=='master race.jpg') {

'>>27592081
Cry harder, my understanding of the universe leaves no room for pessimism. Every aspect of life is a blessing. Even the ability to experience negative emotions. We are on completely different planes of reality. I'm literally rotating 4D apples in my mind rn

>>27592087
Pic related, umad lil celly?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592122 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:23:07') {

'Put my child in a genesis sedan, a frs, a 300c, and an acura rsx type s. I'm 5'7, wife is 5'1. Never had an issue with space or leg room in any of the cars. Drive what you want.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592125 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:23:49') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592127 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:24:52') {

'>>27592117
This post has just made Shelby about 400% less cool to me. Still better than niggers who drive dodge though'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592136 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:28:15') {

'>>27592127
He doesn't drive a Shelby.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592158 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:37:26') {

'>>27592127
Get shit on brainlet

>>27592136
What happens to your brain when I post timestamp? Do you find new ways to cope or do I quite literally change your brain chemistry? You will see these "soiboi" posts and forever check yourself: "shit, this 'soiboi' might actually mog me". I'm a living, breathing, walking reality check literally changing how you perceive the world.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592175 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:41:50') {

'>>27592158
TL;DR'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592185 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:45:31') {

'>>27592175
Some childless cuck thinks a 60k car makes up for how he can't breed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592190 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:46:27') {

'>>27591613
I once read an interesting scientific paper.
>The government requires children to sit in car seats
>But an ordinary car can't fit more than two car seats
>Therefore, people stop having more than two kids, in order to avoid being forced to buy minivans that can fit three car seats
>This effect led to a measurable decline in birth rate'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592204 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:51:17'  && image=='new-car-seats-01[1].jpg') {

'>>27592190
You can fit 3 car seats in an ordinary car. This is a Chevy Cruze.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592224 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:59:02') {

'>>27592190
Three rows are everywhere and women are in the workforce and cities are violent niggerdens.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592237 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:05:14') {

'>>27592185
See >>27591770
Then cry (harder)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592330 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:43:13') {

'>>27592117
>mustangs are incel cars
Water is wet. More news at 11.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592359 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)20:54:41') {

'>>27592075
So you're going to insult people for thinking having a family gives them meaning in life, and when asked what gives you meaning in life, you can't come up with anything. Could it be you're projecting this entire time, and you're the suicidal one who doesn't have his morals and priorities straight?
Just name a reason, man. Tell me one thing that you find more important than family that gives you meaning in life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592411 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:12:08') {

'>>27592359
>So you're going to insult people for thinking having a family gives them meaning in life
Yes

>and when asked what gives you meaning in life, you can't come up with anything
I explained it clearly. Sorry your niggerbrain cant turn words into thought

>Could it be you're projecting
Just say "no u" like the other 15 year olds

>Tell me one thing that you find more important than [having kids]
Literally turning food into shit is on par with turning sperm into a child

>Tell me one thing that [gives you meaning in life]
Doing [literally anything]. Your comprehension of how unique our circumstances are as human beings living on this earth is that of a child. You are incapable of wrapping your mind around the very nature of our world. As I said it before, it would be like explaining time dilation to a 5 year old. Merely experiencing this world gives me meaning to life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592625 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:12:34') {

'>>27592411
Perhaps needing nothing to be happy isn't a sign of genius high IQ 4D chess, it may be that you have a portion of your brain that is missing, or part of your values that is undeveloped.
More akin to a neutered dog being a pet happy to just exist, and no drive to reproduce. Whereas a real human in a dog's position would be distraught by the situation.'
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}

if(p && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592631 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:15:38') {

'>>27591613
Biggest scam going is how these things expire.
Cloth and plastic can’t expire'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592648 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:25:04') {

'>>27591613
>what people who actually have kids drive
A BMW X5. Was a Mazda 3 before that, but rear seat was getting too cramped for family trips.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592678 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)23:41:25') {

'>>27592190
what car dependency does to a mf'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592840 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)00:57:40') {

'>>27592625
"Your comprehension of how unique our circumstances are as human beings living on this earth is that of a child. You are incapable of wrapping your mind around the very nature of our world. As I said it before, it would be like explaining time dilation to a 5 year old."

Thanks for proving my point'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592906 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:36:03') {

'I drive your mom to planned parenthood qnd the welfare line bitch haha got em';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27592909 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)01:37:45') {

'The usual.
Ford Mondeo TDCi
VW Golf TDI
Diesel just works. If I had gasoline I would be bankrupt for that extra weight.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593304 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:59:05'  && image=='falcon g6e turbo.jpg') {

'>>27591613
One kid, and I drive pic rel. It's nice, and it's fine for one kid, but the limiting factor basically becomes storing all of the shit that you need to carry around.
Once my wife gets pregnant with our second we're buying a Kia Carnival.
Nothing really comes close to minivans, SUV dads don't know what they're missing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593317 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)06:31:20') {

'>>27593304
>five seater
>needs a minivan for a family of four
what'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593324 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)06:44:31') {

'>>27593317
As I said, it's not about the seats, it's about all of the shit that you need to carry. Pretty much any time we visit other people's houses, we're already regularly carrying:
>Stroller
>Portable play pen
>Play mat
>Nappy bag
>Another bag with a spare change of clothes
>Other random things like a first aid kit, hats/umbrellas etc.
And that's not even counting if we need to buy groceries on the way home, or if we want to go on a holiday together, or if we want to carry any grandparents in the car. If we need to carry all of that stuff for a second baby plus whatever our kid needs when he's older, why not just get a big car and make it easy for ourselves?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593391 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)08:22:35'  && image=='Previa-Collage.jpg') {

'We have 3 kids and have had:
>2016 Subaru Crosstrek manual
>1991 Toyota Previa AWD manual
had to fit a latch system into the seats of the previa bc there was only nonlocking seatbelts on it.
>2010 Honda Odyssey LX

>>27592204
only with specific carseats

>>27593324
Ya'll are doing way too much and making your lives harder than they need be lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593705 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:19:55') {

'>>27592631
Yes it can. Plastic grows more brittle over time and in a safety context that's very relevant.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593710 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:22:01') {

'>>27591686
new pasta just dropped'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593714 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:22:51') {

'>>27593391
>only with specific carseats
Damn, you mean a parent might have to do some planning and critical thinking based on their needs and space available?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593844 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:05:52') {

'>>27593324
>why not just get a big car and make it easy for ourselves?
No, anon, just because some other anon's family of 8 was raised in a 4 seater it means you must too.
Just buy it, 3 row SUVs are the best thing for families.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593859 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:12:34'  && image=='2C1C0C44-5C48-4833-B1D7-015BF2CDAD04.jpg') {

'>>27591686
absolute king amongst the normgroids on /o/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593941 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:39:08') {

'>>27591651
>a thread that is guaranteed to filter all of the honda general
The Odyssey exists, it's that one outlier that Hondafags shun for some reason.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593944 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:41:12') {

'>>27592190
>in order to avoid being forced to buy minivans that can fit three car seats
Automakers fixed that problem a long time ago.
>make large car platform with the minivan in mind
>do the sliding door delet
>now they have full size crossovers that print money'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593949 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:42:13') {

'>>27593304
>Once my wife gets pregnant with our second we're buying a Kia Carnival.
What is it with Australians and the Kia Carnival? It's like the one minivan every Australian family must have.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593953 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:43:14') {

'>>27593844
>Just buy it, minivans are the best thing for families.
fix'd'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27593983 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:54:09'  && image=='parasitetyping.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594121 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:52:46') {

'>>27591758
This is important info for any new parents
If your vehicle has a cramped cabin, a newborn baby seat takes up a lot of space, you might want to reconsider any front seat passengers while the seat base is on the rear passenger side. Its way easier with older child seats, but those rear facing newborn ones are quite something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594180 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:23:14') {

'>>27594121
>those rear facing newborn ones are quite something.
Baby seats are getting so safe to the point where if the parents both die in a serious wreck, the baby is unharmed. The IIHS is utilizing rear seat occupant testing in the new testing battery but baby seat manufacturers already accounted for the shortcoming that the IIHS didn't forecast.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594186 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:27:01') {

'>>27591686
is this a copypasta'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594226 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:46:29'  && image=='1712247702574175.png') {

'>>27591686
I fucking knew someone was going to derail this thread within the first 10 posts kek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594329 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)15:22:50'  && image=='1713628389475384.webm') {

'>>27591686
They hated him, for he only spoke the truth.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27594935 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)19:34:42') {

'>>27594121
the life hack is that you don't actually need to buy an infant seat. You can put infants in a convertible RF carseat'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595053 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:13:01'  && image=='carnival boot.jpg') {

'>>27593949
We don't really get much choice with minivans, which is weird because of how popular they are.
>Hyundai Staria: big, ugly and not as efficient with its storage space
>LDV Mifa: Absolute piece of shit, only has a 550kg load rating for a 7 seater
>Grey market JDM imports: good choice for comfort, but don't have as much storage space
>Honda Odyssey: used to be the most popular minivan, but not sold here any more
>Toyota Sienna: no Toyota minivans are sold here any more
>Chrysler Pacifica: was never sold here
>Others like the V-Class and LM: too expensive, designed for companies rather than families
So we end up getting the Carnival. I think it makes up about 80% of minivan sales, with the Staria being about 10% and the Mifa being around 2%. If I was going to put it down to one thing, it's that the Carnival is the only model here with a third row that folds into the floor.
Also interestingly, the base model Carnivals usually have the petrol V6, but the top end models usually have the diesel. I'm not sure why everyone doesn't just get the diesel, it's objectively better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595056 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:15:25') {

'>>27591882
>she wanted grey
Kinky or just boring?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595065 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:19:20') {

'I've got one kid and a big dog I take everywhere.
I drive a 2019 F150 crew cab
The Wife drives a 2019 Escape
I've also got a 1994 Mustang Gt for fun and a1998 Civic sedan that I'm gonna sell'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595079 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:22:43') {

'>>27595053
>Also interestingly, the base model Carnivals usually have the petrol V6, but the top end models usually have the diesel. I'm not sure why everyone doesn't just get the diesel, it's objectively better.
In the US, I am not aware of having a carnival with a diesel. I have one too. It was a big upgrade for us. Ford fiesta to Kia carnival. Great road trip car with the second row flipped to face backwards. Amazing carrying capacity with the rear folded and the middle row pulled out.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595080 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:23:03'  && image=='0121221030_HDR.jpg') {

'my family of four still cruises in my bought-new 2015 VW Golf TSI SEL
slapping a cargo box on top of a economy car is far cheaper than """upgrading""" to a larger vehicle.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595091 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:24:33'  && image=='1026221003_HDR.jpg') {

'>>27595080
and even with two kids, it still looks pristine inside after 250,000 miles'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595102 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:27:11') {

'>>27595079
>In the US, I am not aware of having a carnival with a diesel
I think only the petrol V6 is sold there, which is weird but I guess Americans love their V6s so maybe it just wouldn't sell.

>Great road trip car with the second row flipped to face backwards.
We can't do this, because of some wiring harness that was added for rear occupant detection. We might be able to flip the middle seat, but most people just leave it out entirely. I'm also not sure how practical it is to take the second row out, because I never hear of anybody doing it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595107 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:29:19') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595110 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:30:38') {

'>>27591697
>only new or modern cars if i had kids
Yes, because getting remotely driven into a tree a la Michael Hastings is safe'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595112 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:31:38') {

'>>27591686
A parent can actually compare their life before kids when they could do whatever the fuck they wanted to their life after having kids. You will only ever be able to guess. Do you actually think if you told us what you did tonight we’d go ‘damn I wish that was me’? Lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595118 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:34:27') {

'>>27591986
Im trying to be a Christian. Im too old and have too much to do to LARP anymore. Faith is not something you can really create in yourself - God creates it in you, or He doesnt. Its quite strange'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595121 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:35:54') {

'>>27592117
Bro weve all dropped acid before its really not that special'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595127 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:37:29') {

'>>27593714
>doesn't plan years ahead to buy a bigger car
>plans a day ahead to bring portable playpen, because too lazy to actually care for the kids
>calls this "planning ahead"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595132 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:40:03') {

'>>27591613
Nissan Pathfinder, has enough space for three car seats, has the car seat tilt, has a v6, got it at a good price. My wife wants a Sienna, which part of me has to acknowledge isnt a terrible idea.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595140 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:43:18') {

'>>27595127
I'm the one with the portable playpen, and it's to keep my baby separated from people's disgusting pets, older kids and their choking hazard toys. If you actually had kids, you would know how quickly they can find and put things in their mouth even when you're actively watching them. It has a shaded cover too, so he can play outside without getting sunburned.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595145 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:44:20') {

'>>27595132
Do it, Siennas are great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595147 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:46:16') {

'>>27595065
>SEMPER FI 1989-1989
>BACK THE BLUE, THEY SERVE YOU
>BETTER RED THAN DEAD'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595153 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:48:25') {

'>>27595132
If you can secure one for the right price, jump for it. They're retaining a lot of value because people are now competing with taxi and livery companies for the inventory. A hybrid van is a cheat code for profit for those companies.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595158 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:50:19') {

'>>27595145
Yeah might get on a wait list for a new one. The way people meme the Corolla around here is how irl moms meme the Sienna. Toyota simply cannot be stopped'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595159 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:50:37') {

'>>27595053
>LDV Mifa
I forgot Australia has Chinese import cars. You really should start expelling the Chinese from your borders, otherwise you'll turn into Canada where you're 30% Chinese and 65% Indian.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595166 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:52:34'  && image=='cat-smile.gif') {

'>see a baby on board sticker
>start tailgating and pass them
>start brake checking'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595169 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:53:22') {

'>>27595153
The right price thing is the tricky part as around here used are not just retaining value but actually selling for the same as new or higher. New its like 20k above msrp (canadian dollars but still)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595171 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:55:00') {

'>>27595169
they are so much more valuable than the ubiquitous midsize 3 rows, the revenge of the minivan is very funny to me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595176 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:56:58') {

'>>27595169
>The right price thing is the tricky part as around here used are not just retaining value but actually selling for the same as new or higher.
In the US, people who struggle with securing MSRP are getting Siennas through the Costco car program instead of directly going through a dealership. I wonder if that would apply with Canada.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595180 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)20:59:24') {

'>>27595171
>they are so much more valuable than the ubiquitous midsize 3 rows
If you look at the insurance auctions, the salvage value of a hybrid Sienna is very high. They are absolutely worth rebuilding if the frame isn't totally damaged, and if they are, the drivetrain itself is worth extracting. It's not uncommon to see salvage titles in use to hit the 500k mark.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595184 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:02:14') {

'>>27595140
>keep my baby separated from people's disgusting pets
have fun with your allergies and autism'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595188 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:03:17') {

'>>27595176
I dont think its available but ill look into it. I know they have some bullshit with GM'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595201 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:08:58') {

'>>27595196
I sleep better and am richer than I was prior to kids. Tell us what your plans are tonight'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595205 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:12:26') {

'>>27595201
>An unmarried man is concerned about the Lord’s affairs—how he can please the Lord. 33 But a married man is concerned about the affairs of this world—how he can please his wife— 34 and his interests are divided.
>t. Corinthians 7'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595214 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:16:49') {

'>>27595184
>Letting Cupcake the pitbull lick your child's face
Pet owners disgust me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595223 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:20:30') {

'>>27595205
>Now about virgins: I have no command from the Lord
He even admits that is his own personal opinion.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595225 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:21:44') {

'>>27595205
Presumably to get to Corinthians you went through Genesis'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595229 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:23:21'  && image=='6FC60B7A-9B54-4EAD-BB95-4465DA779C35.jpg') {

'>>27591613
Daughter was born the other day, bought a 2008 RX 350 in anticipation for it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595232 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:25:17') {

'>>27595112
This guy >>27591759 hit the nail on the head
>"I think people here like kids simply because it gives them something to do. they were losers all through high school/college and never traveled and actually had fun as a single guy so now having kids gives their life meaning"
You're on 4chan on a Saturday night. That is how you always spent your weekends. You had kids to "spice up" your life. There's nothing I can say that you'd be jealous of because the things that childless men can do that you cannot never interested you in the first place lol.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595244 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:34:07') {

'>>27595214
>Pet owners disgust me.
Back when I lived in an apartment, half the owners were dog parents. Those dogs cried and howled all day and night long while the owners were busy being degenerate college students. I suspect it's not much better as these negligent pet parents shit out kids and neglect both the dog and the baby. The zoomers I oversee indicate that their parents are not a significant part of their life at all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595249 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:36:56') {

'>>27595232
>You're on 4chan on a Saturday night
Pot meet kettle.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595260 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:39:48') {

'>>27595249
It's 6:30pm where I live. There is a 0% chance I will be here tonight and a 100% chance you will'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595283 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)21:53:37') {

'>>27595260
>i-i'm doing doing really cool stuff tonight I swear!
Ok.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595314 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:07:14'  && image=='lil celly.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595329 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:12:37') {

'>>27595314
Lol, dilate.'
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}

if(p && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595346 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:20:45') {

'Imagine being childless and spending your weekends on the internet';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595402 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:52:05') {

'There should be 50% more discussion of various car seats and car related things
and 100% less retard sperg shit bickering'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595415 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:57:36') {

'>>27595402
bro just find someone with kids 2-4 years older than yours, and use their handmedowns'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595446 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:09:42') {

'nuna pipa rx. the relx base thoroughly idiotproof so wife and MIL don't have problems with it. it's a good system and well made.

primary hauler is gx460, occasionally i do daycare pickup in the e63s. will be replacing the 460 with the new 550 eventually.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27595455 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:13:03'  && image=='graco.jpg') {

'>>27595402
Sure, I highly recommend getting Graco brand stuff. They're basically the best. Not cheap but it's worth it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27597049 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:35:12') {

'>>27595147
I'm in my 20's not some gen x boomer'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27597820 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)21:25:57') {

'Land Cruiser and a Cayenne. Use the Orbit baby seats. Orbits seats are large and rather unwieldy so I'd go with something with a longer wheelbase to do it again.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27598212 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)02:02:54') {

'1st one on the way, have an f150 and expedition so we are set for this one and at least 2 more if we decide to';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27598675 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:51:56') {

'>>27591686
anon coming from a broken home isn't a flex
Fucking binary people are amazing. you think you're so better than them but you're just the other side of the same retard coin'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27598683 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:53:50') {

'>>27598675
>flex
off yourself nigger worshipping zoomie kike'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27598690 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)09:58:50') {

'>>27598683
and what if I don't senpai, are you going to cry'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27598706 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:07:27') {

'>kids
>in 2020+4
Lol, lmao even.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27598776 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)10:44:10') {

'>>27598706
>Yes fellow white, just consume and go extinct
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27599134 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:24:10') {

'>>27591686
Wow, never seen a copypasta consistently mog replies in a thread'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27599899 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:49:06') {

'>>27598776
Rockety'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27599918 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)18:55:10') {

'>>27591613
Had an S60 T5 back in the day
Moved to W204 C200
Moved to F25 x3 20d
Moved to a Tesla 3P (shittiest car I've ever had the displeasure or driving)
Got myself a Pajero and sold shortly after.

Currently, got myself a nice E210 Corolla TS and a Ioniq Hybrid.

Someday I'll purchase myself G20 Touring 330e to replace my Corolla.

To be honest, after experiencing a wide variety of vehicles, no car is worth it and you can never find the spade of ace car but you can get close.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27601242 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:04:07') {

'>>27595455
Graco moggs'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27601310 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)10:46:47') {

'>>27595214
why are you even bringing your baby around pitbulls and their nigger owners. disgusting
>>27595455
we have an extend2fit and two slimfits they're nice enough for whatever ud wanna do.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27603603 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)08:18:39') {

'>>27599899
Is that a drone I hear?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27604685 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:57:51') {

'>>27595455
>two cupholders on a baby car seat
You burgers really went too far'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27604701 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:04:32'  && image=='IMG_2315.jpg') {

'>>27591613
picrel sir'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27604761 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)17:27:01'  && image=='1343275751738.jpg') {

'>be 30
>Mom still brings up the "when you have a wife and kids one day" thing again
It ain't happening, ma. It's too late for whatever unfortunate child that would be under my care to not grow up a sperg. No woman wants a 30 year old with 0 dating experience. They hear the way I speak and the things I like and tuck tail because I am an autistic freak.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605034 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)19:44:27') {

'>>27604685
A lot of car seats are also removable baby carriers. Its convenient for them to have a bottle right there handy.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605410 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)22:51:24') {

'Currently at 4 cars,
20 F150
20 WRX
11 Xb
08 crown vic
What should I get next?'
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if(p && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605692 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)01:14:12') {

'>>27593705
Attachment points are steel and the plastics are super thick that take 1000’s of years to break down, so no.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605762 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)02:32:43') {

'>>27591613
Honda Odyssey. 3 kids and a grandma who usually tags along.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605811 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:39:08') {

'my parents had a volvo v70 when i was a kid';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605813 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:41:15'  && image=='superb combi r.jpg') {

'>>27591613
Pic related - Skoda Superb gen 3 wagon + BeSafe Stretch seat. It's relatively big (for a D segment) and comfy and safe. Sticks to the road no matter how fast daddy goes vroom vroom on the highways. Ultimate family man vehicle.

Wife drives new VW T-Cross + BeSafe iZi Turn seat. Relatively compact outside for easy parking, relatively spacious inside for entire family. Huge ground clearance and absolutely best in crash tests. Ultimate housewife vehicle.

Fuck these coping genetic dead ends.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605824 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)03:57:36'  && image=='Snakeedit2.jpg') {

'>>27591613
Little one on the way.
Maxi Cosi goes in the wife's 4 door Suzuki or in need in my first gen Twingo.

Interesting part is that my Snek has Child seat anchors on the passenger seat'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27605983 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:04:53') {

'>>27591882
Hey you're car lineup is literally me.
How's the G70 for kids? It's my daily and we were going to just my wife's Crosstrek for most newborn travel needs since I know the rear cabin in general is pretty tight. The one car seat does fit fine but with 2 dogs and a soon to be newborn, just curious how easy it is getting an infant in and out of a G70.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27606047 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:55:53') {

'>>27605692
>1000s of years to break down
No. This is hypothetical lab setting nonsense. UV degrades plastics. Universally. All of them. Direct sunlight will bleach the pigment in them which causes the color to fad, they will become less pliable, more brittle, and eventually they will crumble just from being touched. This doesn't take thousands of years. The fucking dashboard in your car will eventually turn to peanut brittle just from its limited daily exposure to sun.'
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if(p && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27606191 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:58:47') {

'>>27606047
There’s dashboards from the 60’s that still work perfectly, made from much lower quality paper thin plastics that are 100x thinner than car seat plastic. That’s 80 years of direct sunlight and flexing yet they’re still intact. Car seats are covered in fabric and padding and the important parts are never exposed to UV. It would take zillions of years to disintegrate in that environment. Expiration dates are jewish hoax you’re gullible and stupid.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27606211 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:13:22') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27606216 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:16:14'  && image=='PXL_20230725_221254497.jpg') {

'>>27605983
G70 is fine for front facing seats (I have 2 in the back and can drive fine at 5'11). I put blanket under the seat to stabilize and protect the leather. The kids will kick the back of the front seats but it's hard plastic so no big deal.

You won't be able to fit an adult in the middle with baby seat installed. We also used the Crosstrek for rear facing seats (never tried those in the G70).'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27608280 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:11:58') {

'>>27606191
Retard. The car seat needs to withstand the stress of a car accident. Not just "not disintegrate" you fucking moron.'
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if(p && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27608324 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:50:57') {

'>>27608280
Wrong again stupid poophead
The sole purpose of a car seat is to harness the child from launching into the dashboard during a collision. It’s not some magical protection cocoon that eliminates g forces. Can u even read ?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27608409 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:56:33') {

'>>27595107
Drink bleach fuckhead'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27608418 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)03:02:34') {

'When my dad had 3 kids he had a ford aerostar minivan, but they were all 5 years apart(and I am too) so there was plenty of room.
After that he and his first wife had a divorce, I came along, and I was in a crx with a babyseat and later a ford escort(wagon).

>>27604761
really feels
>t. 28'
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}