'I want a small, old 4-banger to zip around in but I can't find any for sale around me that aren't beat to shit.';

'>FWD 4 cyl shitbox, japan';

'>>27591652';

'>>27591652
>>27591657
>pop up lights
>wedge
you might not like it, but this is what peak aesthetics looks like';

'>>27591642
It does. the fox body is better in every way.';

'>>27591674
>no 4-eyed fox
>no Mercury sister
>no T-bird cousin from the west';

'>>27591652
It's RWD.';

'>>27591652
>he thinks the single most iconic drift car in the world is FWD
Lmao, lol even.';

'>>27591642
>meme shitbox
>kino
rumao';

'>>27591652
RWD 4 banger shitboxes that drive well are kino no matter where they are from';

'>>27591657
Japan mogs the entire automotive industry and this isn't even remotely up for debate.';

'>>27591707
Hell yeah, brother.';

'>>27591718
This is the last cool American car ever produced *FACT*';

'>>27591652
you're retarded
but even if it was FWD name a better looking fwd 4cyl';

'i wish modern cars with all the modern comfortable features look like that from the outside';

'>>27591763
AE92 Corolla GTS';

'>>27591718
>>27591707
Based.';

'>>27591720
fiction';

'Luv me hate sicks, simple as';

'>>27591763
The '89-'90 Honda CR-X.';

'>>27591642
>solid rear axle
>RWD
>manual
>weighs around 1 ton
>makes around 100hp
>factory limited slip models exist
Pop ups are cool, and I guess the manuals have one extra gear, but that aside what does the AE86 do that the Ford Pinto can't and didn't do years earlier? Because it can do all those things (factory LSD was offered in the rebadged Mercury Bobcat). Muh racing heritage, vidya games and anime don't count.';

'>>27591763';

'>>27591915
hondas are so good why are they fwd so gay';

'>>27591642';

'>>27591763
1970 oldsmobile toronado with 4 spark plugs removed';

'>>27591763
Prelude was so good.

>>27592759
The cylinders are still there even if you remove the spark plugs...';

'I don't care what anyone says, RWD shitboxes are always kino.';

'>>27592788
Where do I find them';

'>>27592808
You look around online.';

'>>27591642
>that'll be 25k plus tip please';

'>>27591642
>sunroof optioned';

'>>27591911
>>makes around 100hp';

'>>27593201
What's the hate for sunroofs here?';

'>>27593347
Adds weight, reduces headroom, more possible failure points (leaks etc,) and trolls hate sunlight';

'>>27591911
>what does the AE86 do that the Ford Pinto can't and didn't do years earlier?
The pinto stats are fucking embarrassing it gets mogged hard by any 4 cyl GT jdm toyota made after 1970. They're all lighter, more powerful, quicker, faster and just better in every way. Find a twin cam toyota made after 1970 with worse specs than a pinto I'll wait.';

'>>27591911
might as well have posted a hiace because it meets all your criteria
retard';

'>>27591657
I for one think the Ford Fox body is sexy for the same reason.';

'>>27593432
Fox’s Bodies still go hard';

'Fun fact: in 1983 the 5.0 mustang gt was slower than the 1.6 jap ae86 on the quarter mile.';

'>>27593616
That’s actually nuts to think about';

'>>27593616
Weight is everything.';

'>>27591642
its just a corolla sport
>Doesn't get much more kino than this.';

'>>27593627
Not really. The abyssmal hp/L of american v8's from the mid 70's through the 80's is well known.';

'>>27593653
The new Corollas mog it. You might not like it, but it's the truth. The only thing these models have going for it is theyre the most stale bread unassuming cars of all time and no cop will ever look twice at it.';

'>>27593653
>its just a corolla sport
They had front wheel drive corolla 'sports' and the rwd corolla ae86 in the same showroom. I can't think of another example of that happening off the top of my head. Maybe that renault thing';

'>>27593653
I’m a sucker for the Corolla S body kits in 9th and 10th gen. The 11th gen S option barely does much but it still looks nice.

Oh yeah, 9th gen XRS is even better';

'>>27593616
I still gap the new ecotoot 'stangs with an old naturally aspirated 2.0l honda and that's without the mustang needing to do the impossible task of turning.';

'>>27593402
>2000lb 100hp RWD coupe
>2000lb 100hp RWD coupe, Japan
lmao pathetic weeblet cope';

'>>27593616
Lmao kill all "V8 or nothing" faggots.';

'>>27594178
>100hp
yeah exactly';

'>>27591652
>i'm being retarded on PURPOSE! xxdddd';

'>>27591642
aside from the cappuccino which was never sold in the US and is impossible to legally register in many states, what other rwd car weighs under 2000lbs? (a completely gutted na miata still weighs 2080lbs btw)';

'>>27594895
gut more out of the na miata';

'>>27591911
>better weight distribution
>stiffer chassis
>engine can be tuned easier
>huge aftermarket
>can crash without exploding
the one downside is the pop-ups cause drag, but a lot of people like the pop-ups so it's an upside for them.';

'>>27594898
you could go carbon fiber doors and trunk lid but thats still only saving another 50lbs at most. the miata was already made nearly as light as possible and there's really only about 150lbs you can strip out of it. the ae86 is a slightly flimsier chassis but can shed so much more weight than a miata can believe it or not. granted it seems like the majority of ae86 owners arent trying to do that and end up doing drift builds with engine swaps that lead to the end result weighing far more than stock which honestly kind of defeats the purpose of using the chassis imo.';

'>>27591763
80s-90s Hondas are the best looking 4 cyl shitboxes and it's not even close';

'>>27594910
>having doors and a trunk lid at all
we need to go lighter';

'>>27594923
They were too easy too steal, so they sucked as daily drivers. Once my GF went shopping with her 5spd civic and she came home with an automatic civic, there were only 12 key patterns and shes a retard woman, so couldn't figure out that it wasn't hers cause the key worked and it was at the store she was shopping at. and she wanted to keep it cause it was automatic and clean. Anyways I went with her to put back the stolen civic and pick up hers. Another time, it happened to us, but the timing was right and they didnt know how to work a stick. So they apologized and drove off in another civic.

Then there were intentional thefts.';

'>>27595085
Lmao';

'>>27594895
You can buy this 60s vw bug for $2500. Its well under 2000 pounds apperently.';

'>>27595097
>$2500
Does it even run ? How would it cost to have shipped ?';

'>>27595085
… No fucking way';

'>>27595492
It really was that bad with her 89 Civic, and they were very popular poor girl cars in the 00s when we were in college. And women really are that dumb.';

'>>27595504
And here I thought I was shit for brains. You must really love her, anon. I envy that.';

'>>27593616
>1983 ae86 1/4 16.0 s';

'>>27595160
Its on a highway in the pooregon outback. It doesn't run, its been sitting for 20 years in an almost running state. But it has an air cooled vw engine so a stoned hippy can swap it out or rebuild it on the side of a road with $100 in tools. Apperently Subaru and Porsche engines also swap in easily. Also rats got inside so it smells bad. The biggest issue is going to be cleaning and cosmetics. Mechanical shit will just take a couple days if you aren't a complete wrenchlet. My brother had an epiphany related to medical problems so hes ready to sell it. Also he has a Karman Ghia i think its at the edge of this pic. The dogs were too rowdy so I didn't get to take too many pics';

'>>27595508
We broke up 15 years ago. i loved her very much but cultural influences convinced her to be a whore. She was my girlfriend at the time that she had the civic. I would have said ex gf but it would have implied that we were not together at that time.';

'>>27595085
>and she wanted to keep it cause it was automatic and clean
jesus fucking christ lmfao';

'>>27595528
Thanks for the info. Though Oregon is way too far for me.';

'>>27595518
I don't know whats worse, this guy being a blatant lying faggot or the retarded weebs blindly believing him.';

'>>27596184';

'>>27595528
That anon was right talking about "Americans and their obsession with hoarding cars and letting them rot to the ground".';

'>>27596184
>>27596186
>compares 1985 mustang to the shitty american ae86
Which part of 1983 mustang gt and Jap ae86 do you no understand? fucking retard.';

'>>27596203
>nooooo, not the 124hp US market 4AGE
>it HAS to be the 124hp JDM 4AGE
It's still slower than the '82 Mustang that was already posted >>27595518 you fucking retard. Also, why didn't Toyota improve their product over the same timespan?';

'>>27596229
>specify jap ae86
>retard posts reduced power american version, the heavier 3 door to boot.
hurr duurrrr';

'>>27596198
My brother gave up on that dream and wants to sell stuff for a reasonable price so that someone else can do what he never got around to.';

'>>27596229
>why are you comparing a car sold in the US to a car sold in the US? you need to compare apples to oranges so my car looks better!

Do weebs really?';

'>>27596385
>Original statement is that the JAP ae86 was quicker than the 83 mustang.
>retarded nigger compares lower hp US ae86 to 85 mustang.
Do stupid fucks with no reading comprehension really?';

'>>27596393
>>27596393
>still hasn't posted anything showing an '83 Corolla is faster than >>27595518
So what you're saying is the Mustang is definitely faster?';

'>>27591642
>kINo
yep. posting in a retards thread.';

'>>27596401
Of course it's not definitely faster. Both cars are generally accepted as having a 16.0 quarter mile. You're going to find occasional examples of both dipping into the high 15's.
But the lighter car is easier to get off the line quicker and more consistently so my money would always be on the corolla.';

'>>27596432
That's a lot of cope to say you were wrong, but ok.';

'>>27596439
I'd be more embarrassed about needing to seriously defend a 5 liter v8 against a 1.6 and pretending to be smug about a 0.07 second 'victory'';

'>>27596255
>reasonable price
>2500$ for a fiberglass rat nest
Alright mate, now I understand those "I know what I got" jokes.';

'>>27596445
Agreed lmao, but don't try to reason the V8 fetishists. They're too far gone.';

'>>27596445
Correcting a retarded weeb =/= defending anything. I didn't make the claim stupid.';

'>fun fact: Japanese cars are only "faster" when they don't have to meet first world emissions
nobody tell them that mexican spec US cars have more power and would be even faster than those japanese cars as a result.

what a stupid fucking comparison to even make, lmao.';

'>>27596493
lol are you serious? The mustang fag is so threatened by the corolla with 1/3 the displacement he reaches for the "what about the secret 3rd world head-chopper mustang?" folder?';

'>>27596506
>you're not allowed to make apples to apples comparisons, that would make me look retarded!';

'>>27596527
You and your "argument" are retarded. Even if you could produce specs for this mysterious mexican headchopper mustang it's irrelevant a mexican headchopper ae86 would have been even quicker.';

'>>27596542
so why are there documented quarter miles for faster mustangs but not AE86s?';

'>>27596543
Wow are you really going all-in on a single video of a mustang doing a 15.93? It would be kinda embarrassing for you if I found a video of a corolla beating 15.93 and I don't mean to stress you out but I'm pretty sure I've seen one.';

'>>27596568
>can't even post evidence that this 3rd world shitbox can beat an american one
>not allowed an apples to apples comparison cause japs can't make shit when they actually have to meet first world emissions
weeb bros... its not looking so good.';

'>>27596586
Everywhere else in the world got the full power ae86 it's only stupid americans who got the shit version thanks to california.';

'>>27596599
so what you're saying is japs can't make anything faster under the same emissions standards? thanks for playing!';

'>>27596599
>I have to eat shit so you have to eat shit too.
No we really don't because we don't live in the 3rd world shit hole known as america.';

'>>27596632
Ummm the smog era v8 american muscle cars were slower or competitive with the poor cylinder japanese shitboxes which also cornered better and lasted longer.';

'>>27596642
instead you eat shit regardless in the form of a slower car that can't into engineering with emissions.
>>27596643
>smog era v8 american muscle cars were slower
that's not what the quarter mile times say>>27595518
>>27596184
>>27596186';

'>>27596669
>a slower car
You're desperately treading water, hoping that nobody produces a video of an ae86 beating 15.93. If you're fighting for your life trying to beat an ae86 in a straight line what hope do you have of beating it on the bends?';

'>>27591652
>>27591657
Its the peoples champion and you are contrarian retard. Here is a (you).';

'>>27596683
>replies yet again with no evidence that his turd world shitbox is faster';

'>>27596393
>why are you comparing a car sold in the US in 1985, to a car sold in the US in 1985? you need to compare apples to oranges so a car i will never afford, looks better!';

'>>27596720
>>27591669
>>27591713
>>27593432
none of you retards actually looked at the image';

'>>27596527
what is with Americans and everything being apples? a car is an apple?';

'>>27597465
Some cars are fruity but not all cars are fruity and fruit isnt a car';

'>>27596784
>YOU MUST COMPARE CARS SOLD IN THE SAME MARKET EVEN WHEN IT WAS SPECIFIED THAT WASN'T THE CASE
>ALSO ON A DIFFERENT YEAR BECAUSE THAT WAY THE CAR I LIKE WIN
God benchracers are pathetic';

'>>27596599
>>27596643
>>27596683
>all of this woman like faggotry of "w-w-well, what if the corolla was actually quicker" instead of providing proof to support your claim
Single mother raised retarded weeb/10';

'>>27597936
You cherry picked times that made the Corolla slower and the Mustang faster, and then when confronted with that you made the most pathetic deflections possible. This is more than just retarded, this is tranny tier delusion, no wonder you're trying to insult people calling them weebs, you hate anime because you wanna be a little girl';

'>>27598445
>can't provide a shred of evidence to back up retarded claim
>starts autiscally screeching about trannys
This is just getting pathetic at this point. Meanwhile here's more proof an '82 Mustang was faster than a '83 Corolla.
https://www.motortrend.com/vehicle-genres/1982-ford-mustang-gt-302-ho-drive/';

'>>27591642
>pop-up headlights
Just how many pedestrians do you plan to kill?';

'>>27599636
Not a real issue, especially compared with the prevalence of SUVs. Getting hit in the chest and vital organs by a tall SUV grille and then knocked underneath and crushed is much worse than being hit in the legs by a car and then sent over the hood. This is why pedestrian traffic deaths have increased in the last few decades.';

'>>27599841
I think the bigger issue is retarded drivers and retarded pedestrians/cyclists. Also missing people have always been a thing. Could be that in 1970 when you ran over some pedestrian out on country roads during booze cruising, you would just put them in the trunk and find a place to dump the bodies, whereas there's cameras and witnesses everywhere, so now that's a recorded car on pedestrian fatality.';

'>>27592785
>the cylinders are still th-
Shhhh no they aren't.';

'Even if the Mustang is half a second slower, isn't that really pathetic for a v8 muscle car against a "sport" trim econobox 4cyl? Lmao';

'>>27595535
I’m sorry to hear that anon. If you haven’t already, I hope you find someone that is compatible with you.';

'>>27591923
Would do unspeakable things for a Mk2 Supra';

'>>27600318
>retard gets proven wrong
>so booty blasted he won't even respond anymore
Sad, many such cases.';

'Test';