'>>27631275
>Or do I have to sift through the thousands of those to find the one John Smith post?
Pretty much. Surprised nobody has written a program to auto filter jeet and spic car postings.';

'>>27631275
Some random shitbox dealership';

'>>27631275
graigslist is still pretty good';

'>>27631275
>craigslist
>dealership posting in "by owner"';

'gotta source a known entity from a coworker/boss/family member or go eat shit at the real dealership.';

'>>27632267
I report this shit for fun.
Probably doesn't do anything but it makes me feel better.
That and dealers who spam every make and model in every one of their listings so their entire inventory comes up no matter what you search for.
I sat down and reported 120 separate posts one time because of this shit.
Fuck off you niggers I don't want your shitty listings cluttering up my search results.';

'>>27631324
>runs strong <flexing arm emoji>';

'>>27631275
I recently bought a car from private party for the first time since covid. This is so accurate i rofl'd.';

'Spics or crackheads
>listed $16,900 for a 30 year old truck';

'There's nothing on CL anymore. I bought my last car from a gas station parking lot like my ancestors used to.

>>27631324
>5 speed
I'd buy it for that price just because I really like the shitboxy looks of the older Accents.';

'>>27631275
Yup
Hypercapitalism and no immigration laws';

'>>27632560
If they spent that much on repairing and restoring the truck, they never intended to sell it.';

'>>27632531
Doing the lord's work anon. Bless you.';

'>>27631275
Thankfully someone else's is has noticed this annoying shit.
50% of all listing's are browiods listing overpriced junkers who block you the instant you ask any questions.
Genuinely worse than niggers';

'>>27631275
You forgot
>titulo limpio
So I took a screenshot of a random selection of cars I was looking at back in 2019.
Back then:
2011 Honda Civic LX, 75,351 miles = $5,991

Now:
2011 Honda Civic LX, 136,425 miles = $7,998
And that was one of the better deals I saw';

'>>27632660
70k mi hondas are $5000 today';

'Craigslist is still the best choice but if you're in an urban area it's fucking awful. Everyone is overpricing like crazy, good listings all sell in less than a day, dealerships spamming the by owner listings with "WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CREDIT EVERYONE IS APPROVED BUY HERE PAY HERE" bullshit, piles upon piles of salvage and rebuilt titles, don't even get me started on the nigposts where some retard is trying to resell the salvage BMW they bought from the BhPh stealership I mentioned a moment ago reposting it every thirty minutes because no one is calling.

If I move my radius to a more rural area the listings immediately jump in quality.';

'Is there a workaround for FB marketplace? As in sell a car on there without having to sign up for fuckin meta? I'm assuming they verify you somehow. Is it by phone number? Cause I'll just buy a cheap prepaid burner phone if that's the case.';

'>>27632709
IDK what your problem is with dealerships. They have business hours, they know how to do the paperwork, their ads usually have enough details, They swipe debit cards, oftentimes selling better cheaper cars than the flippers who pretend to be the original owner.

How poor do you have to be to not appreciate a 5spd $ 2k shitbox';

'>>27631324
>Seller can't afford $120 repair because he has too much shit in the driveway
>You thinking it's been maintained
Lol.';

'>>27632726
Because in my area the stealerships would list that exact same car for 6k+.';

'>>27632727

Any time someone says anything like "it's a cheap fix, I just don't have time for it", I immediately assume the car needs far more work than they're admitting and I move on. Granted, there are times when something really is cheap and easy to fix and someone just doesn't have time for it, but those are far, FAR outnumbered by the people who are bullshitting you and I am not going to look at each of these vehicles in person to determine which one is which.';

'>>27632732
Lol. We have those dealerships too. Don't go to those dealerships that want $6000 for a $1200 shitbox.';

'>>27632721
Just post car on Craigslist instead.';

'>>27632727
Its a 20 year old Hyundai for $1150. If you're poor enough to want it, you need to figure out if its a dragging muffler that will fix itself with some hooning, or if it is falling apart in ways that matter';

'undefined';

'>>27632741
Exactly.
>>27632758
>Recognize an obvious bullshit statement
>What are you poor?
Lol that's an even bigger scam redflag.';

'Ive been dealing with this too
Doesnt help im in MD so I also gotta sift through tons of listings that sends me to Baltimore or other nog infested areas';

'>>27631275
kek, I literally bought a decent used honda off an old white dude who was selling it for his daughter for 4k last week.';

'>>27631275
In my experience, it's usually the Spanish-only ads where you get good car deals. My dealer is a Honda fanatic from Colombia, and he'll get you fucking anything.';

'>>27631324
I had one of these with the 1.5 as my first car, genuienly a fun little shitbox. They're made of shit and rust like fuck but they'll start and drive and stop with zero maint for 7 years with a 16-20 year old boy then a 17-21 year old girl driving it';

'>>27632764
To be clear that isn't my Hyundai, but ive had mufflers fall off of my shitboxes while I was out hooning and then the car is louder and more obnoxious for Free. Alot of kids pay good money to buy fart cans when I spent nothing and didnt crawl under the car';

'>>27632560
that seems like a decent deal considering how much old trucks are increasing in value. People are mainly focused on 70s and 80s now but with their scarcity i can see people dipping into the 90s.';

'>>27631275
>cheap used car in good shape
People aren’t buying new cars like they used to so dealerships and private dealers are quickly buying any decent used car as soon as they pop up.
You would have to be browsing craigslist or fb 24/7 and hope you beat them to the punch as soon as a good car appears.';

'>>27631275
The worst part about facebook marketplace is that the search is a hair away from just being random shit. You want an Accord within 20 miles of your zip? Ok, here's a Silverado 70 miles away as the third result. Fourth result? Accord 8 miles away. How? It's worse when you're looking for car parts. You want an exhaust for a Corolla? Ok, here's an intake for some Kia.
>>27632660
Not a word of a lie here. 2019 you could get a CPO 2016 Scion iM (Corolla hatchback) with 30k on it for around $14k. Now? You're looking at double the miles for the same price if you're fucking lucky.';

'>>27634709
>The worst part about facebook marketplace is that the search is a hair away from just being random shit. You want an Accord within 20 miles of your zip? Ok, here's a Silverado 70 miles away as the third result. Fourth result? Accord 8 miles away. How? It's worse when you're looking for car parts. You want an exhaust for a Corolla? Ok, here's an intake for some Kia.
kek I know that feel too well
no amount of operators makes it good either, you can barely ameliorate it a small bit';

'>>27631324
Lol those are garbage cars not even worth $1000';

'FB is easy to filter out dealers, just click on the persons profile and see if they are selling other vehicles.. If they are, just close the tab.';

'>>27632721
facebook wants you to upload a photo of your govt issued id now';

'>>27633131
Its bonkers delusional, especially for a 2wd. Its worth ~$8k to a collector but thats a joke since theres a million of these and no one is collecting them yet';

'>>27632572
>HAMPton
what did he mean by this';

'>>27631275
is there a way to brows fb marketplace without na fb account?
i made a fake one but they shut it down like 3 days later.';

'>>27635634
the whole point is to keep low effort losers out';

'>>27632726
Most dealer ads actually look like this tho
>$11k for a 10 y/o 100k mi Dodge Journey (pos)';

'>>27635812
See
>>27632745


I think with CERN, smartphones and everything being better in the 90s/00s, people completely lost the concept that 2014 was 10 years ago, and therefore 2014 cars are 10 year old shitboxes. People waste so much time on the internet that 2014, or even 2007 feels like last week and the technology from back then seems better than today';

'>>27632629
>If they spent that much on repairing and restoring
Dude what?
That's tuneup tier';

'>>27636055
Zoomers think any car/truck older than 2000 is a classic and immensely valuable. A rattlecan job is "fully restored" in their mind';

'>>27635634
yeah just look up [your city name] marketplace on google and you'll see a link that works, you can even change cities once there';

'>>27635605
Most I'm seeing in my state start at 6k for decent shape, but there are a couple people pushing for 10k alongside that 16k one. Don't really understand it, it's only the 300s too. 302s and the odd ball 351w don't run above 4k.';

'>>27632726
>OH NO SON YOU'RE MISTAKEN THAT'S THE MINIMUM DOWN PAYMENT THE FULL PURCHASE PRICE IS 6895 PLUS 300 ADMIN FEE (not required by law)';

'>>27636169
Ive actually been car shopping and there actually are drivable cars at dealership for sale under $3000 (plus 10% sales tax, plus licensing, plus sound transit tax, plus $150)

For 7k otd can buy you a little wanker';

'>>27636146
Theyre trying to meme an inline 6 tax into existence. It wont work, but theyre pushing hard. Every 300 listing now puts some BS about timing gears or how its some god engine which is hilarious because most of the trucks that had them were used as farm trucks or grandpa trucks';

'>$80k truck listed as $8k because it's the down payment amount
these people need to be lynched to death for shitting up price filtering';

'>>27636287
I think they should just be required to sell it for advertised price.

You have a classic restomod for $1234? Ill buy it for $1234 or you get arrested.';

'>>27632538
>title: transmission
>description: (none)
>price $5k
>t. nestor ruben guadelope-gonzalez-martinez';

'>>27633750
>You would have to be browsing craigslist or fb 24/7 and hope you beat them to the punch as soon as a good car appears.
Can confirm. I work for a lot of dealers when they need repairs and they have 2nd screens and notifications open at all times ready to jump at deals right when they pop up. You think they are looking at youtube car reviews made by some fucboi in their downtime? Guess again nerd.';

'>>27636276
>how its some god engine which is hilarious because most of the trucks that had them were used as farm trucks or grandpa trucks
That's why I want one, to do farm stuff with an easy to work on engine. But might just get a 302 if I can find a manual';

'>>27636388
I hate to boomer poast but
Ill make my brother sell you a classic ford inline 6 farm truck for $1500
>No I dont have any better more recent photos
> No I dont remember any details other than barely drivable 70s 2wd automatic shitbox
>Yes its full of trash which can be dumped out at time of purchase

Its in central Oregon. Ill email you his info if you want';

'>>27636427
On the exact opposite side of the country. I'd have to make a road trip for that one. Or get my brother to drive up from Washington';

'>>27636304
I found my 2014 cayenne on clist for 12,900 with a huge list of repairs he did, being sold by a white guy who runs a boutique high end car lot as a hobby after searching for a decent gx470 for months, only to find rust heaps or ones with beat interiors.

You just need to keep looking and have cash to buy things when they appear, because good buys to not last long.

Repairs I have done:
Trans service, new brakes, tires, exhaust manifold gasket. That's it. About to hit 225k. 4.8 v8, tows 8k lbs and is about as much fun as you're going to get driving an SUV.';

'>>27636388
The v8s are easy and cheap to run too. The 300 narrative is just dumb. And youll get a truck thats far less enjoyable to drive, 0 performance potential, and less capable for towing / highway etc';

'>>27632727
I'd wager it's more like he knows that whether he puts $120 into it or not, it's not going to affect the price someone pays for it since it's so cheap already. At the end of the day he's getting $1k for the car as is, or $1k after spending $120 on it, so what's the point?';

'>>27636494
When was that? Not bad, what mileage?
I helped a friend score a pretty good 07 GX470 in 2021 for 11500 I think it was.';

'>>27636427
Do I still get a free puppy?';

'>>27636828
They are grown up now. Except the ones that died. But you could have an adolescent or older dog. Also some of the dogs have become immune to cars. I ran over one and hes fine. Unless some other car killed him, I cant keep track';

'>>27631275
/thread';

'>>27631275
I sifted through craigslist and faceberg for months looking for a car recently. After wading through hundreds of cars listed for sale by jose (for his sister), tyrone @ hustla autos, and jim bob's high bmi front yard dealership, I just broke down and paid a little extra to buy from a prominent dealer's used lot. I haggled with them a little too and they played ball. Still, dealer pricing is always higher. At least I know the title is good that way, lmao. The car had good history from the reports too. Worth it.';

'undefined';

'>>27635580
If I was going to use it I'd start by printing Ligma Balzac a new license then.';

'>>27637926
>DOES NOT RUN
>DOES NOT RUN
>DOES NOT RUN
>DOES NOT RUN
you know what you have to do.';

'>>27637225
>implying dealers don't list as owners everywhere else
That you had to cherrypick Niagara is very telling';

'>>27637926
>Hey bro, I like that your car is cheap, can you meet me at Walmart for a test drive? The bus really sucks, I just need a car that works';

'>>27631319
4k isn't even a good price, but I wouldn't be surprised to see
PRICE REFLECTS TYPICAL DOWN PAYMENT, NOT ACTUAL VEHICLE PRICE';

'>>27638117
What kind of ghettos do you people live in? The urban youths who sell you an old Honda for $1000 don't own it. Likewise its $4k plus tax plus $150 tip plus licensing.';

'>>27637926
ask him if it runs lmao';

'>>27631275
ii was looking for a car and msg'd up like 20 people. had 3 people msg me back. the ones who msg me i tried msg back and got from one; gonna keep it hurdur put a turbo init. lol ok. another i wasnt interested in after hearing more; 3spd trans nope. another wouldn't even respond after telling me he would msg me back that dick. almost got mad and cussed him out. and another had a rod kjnock when i got the video. another just ignored me idk. maybe he never looked at my msg. but plenty i msg'd saw the msg and never responded.

FUUUCK. WTF. took me over a month.

ended up with this';

'>>27638224
Damn. Over a month to land that thing? You probably think im dumb for just getting cars from the dealership instead of private party';

'>>27638472
it just showed up. i talked to the guy and got instant communication. met him the next day looked at it, called a wrecker and we signed paper work and i had it towed back to my place.

why does everyone else even list their stuff if they wont even respond to replies? 20 people never replied back. some didnt even look at their replies and i replied to them again a week later. one i found his wife msgd her and asked if she could get his attention about it, and she blocked me. g wtf';

'>>27638224
to this day i have no idea why people will read a message and never reply. even just saying "sorry not interested in what you have to say" would be enough';

'>>27638557
yea im like what the hell man stop spamming your pretty car or whatever on the for sale place. its like real stupid normies dont even understand what a for sale site is for even. they just want to post pictures of their pretty shit or something, i dont know. so many of those ads were just that.';

'>>27638563
some of those ads are 200% just clout/attention seeking. it's amazing the lengths people can go just to get approval from their peers';

'>>27632986
>my dealer
>from colombia
>get you fucking anything
We talking about cars?';

'>>27635605
Straight 6, manual, rwd. I'd pay $8k if it was in real good shape. Drive it till the rod bearings erode to nothing, then see about fitting a T56 Magnum and some built Ford small block.';

'>>27635634
autotempest will include fbm results.';

'bros i need an answer quick. is this a decent deal and van? Market is insane here, can hardly get anything for that price';

'>>27638638
4.3L? Solid engine.';

'>>27638224
You type like a faggot, I wouldn't respond to you either.';

'>tfw trying to sell my parent's camry for them
>traditional sites (including paid) aren't yielding any results
>list it on goybook marketplace

>hi is this available
>hi is this available
>good morning sir
>hi is this available
>i give $3.50 good price ok
>hi is this available
>you have a new message from sanjeep pojaheeta
>you have a new message from vikshna dikshit
>hi is this available
>you have a new message from punja flooshram';

'>>27638758
yeah its weird my dad gets these retarded jeets too, but I have never once gotten one. They must have a few key words they zero in on';

'>>27638887
Well yeah, a Camry is literally THE poo car of choice. I knew it would be a literal shit magnet.';

'>>27638638
Thats a terrible deal. U Can get a nice van for $5000 in the poorland area';

'>>27638887
>>27638892
Actually any Toyota/Lexus depending on their class/status';