'Obviously he would daily his Accord. Sadly I can also see him having a WRX/STI and a modified Tacoma.';

'>>27636895';

'>>27636895
Its over';

'>>27636895
a crossover';

'>>27636895
Land Cruiser troopy so he can roll with the twelve disciples.';

'Well he rode a donkey. If you're going for small, slow, and economical he's probably borrowing a 2014 Mirage or something similar.
Or maybe a Prius, just for the added self righteousness.';

'>>27636895
That VW hippy van.';

'>>27636901
why is it so small';

'>>27636901
Jesus is humble. this is what satan would drive.';

'>>27636989
Because it's pretty much a Chad-Miata.';

'>>27636895
I said this last time. its still correct';

'>>27636895
I just watched that 20 minute stream clip where he talked about that literally like 10 minutes before you made that post. That video is a year and a half old. How is this even possible?';

'>>27637039
agree but the paint would be a well kept white';

'>>27637044
I saw that stream and think about it sometimes and tonight I was bored';

'>>27636900
Is Jesus Christian Bale?';

'>>27637045
I guess he was a carpenter so he would need a work truck';

'>>27636895
Fiat Panda 4*4';

'>>27636895
A carpenter named Jesus? He drives a white work van with all his tools and shit in the back and a bumper sticker from the local radio en espanol channel.';

'>>27636895
>what would Jesus drive?

They say his barbacoa is divine.';

'>>27636895
jesus doesn't drive, he rides on the dashboard';

'Accord';

'>Le accord meme
He was a carpenter, so probably like a old work van that is slightly converted into a RV';

'>>27636895
Rabbi Yeshua would drive any car that can stop on a dime';

'>>27636991
Satan has excellent taste';

'>>27636895
A Vector
https://youtu.be/Af91ERUFpXM';

'>>27636895
Jesus would bike/take the bus because he would care about the environment';

'the shittiest moped you can think of, since donkeys arent used for transportation anymore';

'>>27636895
>Tfw It is a godtier dd';

'ENGINE UP FRONT
POWER TO THE REAR WHEELS
LIKE GOD INTENDED';

'>>27636895
clearly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo77vgUK6iQ';

'>>27637357
he couldn't afford the van so he hauled his shit around in an Accord';

'>>27636895
Corolla Cross';

'>>27636895
The Bible says that he won't speak of his own Accord. So must be Honda Accord.';

'>>27636895
Most realistic choice';

'>>27637357
>>Le accord meme
no meme, he literally said it';

'>For I did not speak of my own Accord, but the Father who sent me commanded me what to say and how to say it.
Honda Accord but he did not speak about it, God ordered him to say something else.';

'>>27636895
He can't drive when he has two gaping holes in his hands';

'>>27636895
Pic related that had been a garage queen before he started driving it.';