import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/p/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4239795;
String image = '1697053717039376.jpg';
String date = '10/11/23(Wed)15:48:37';
String comment = 'Took this photo of a cute lovely bird

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4239800 && dateTime=='10/11/23(Wed)15:53:18') {

'>>4239795
he's wearing blackface
the racist fuck'
;

}

if(sage && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4239911 && dateTime=='10/11/23(Wed)19:28:07') {

'>>4236139';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4239998 && dateTime=='10/12/23(Thu)02:31:45'  && image=='IMG_20230824_113534.jpg') {

'>>4239795
I caught a lizzard

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4244731 && dateTime=='10/23/23(Mon)07:29:46') {

'>>4239998
very cool'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4246309 && dateTime=='10/27/23(Fri)11:36:19'  && image=='IMG_9266.jpg') {

'Birb

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4251355 && dateTime=='11/07/23(Tue)20:46:51') {

'wish i could take pics as good as this
perhaps i need to get ccd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4256118 && dateTime=='11/21/23(Tue)17:58:57') {

'>>4239795
nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261494 && dateTime=='12/04/23(Mon)19:37:13') {

'gull';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261576 && dateTime=='12/04/23(Mon)23:47:03') {

'>>4239795
>higher quality than a g9ii
Its over'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261582 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)00:18:05'  && image=='IMG_2086.jpg') {

'>>4261576
get the fuck out of my thread, i love mft

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261590 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)01:12:19') {

'It appears there is more to wildlife photography than pointing a camera at an animal and pressing a button';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261605 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)02:54:19') {

'>>4261590
It appears that your nophoto retardation is being ignored'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261615 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)04:18:55') {

'>>4239795
That picture isn't recent, since this is the summer plumage of a bird I'm pretty sure only lives in the northern hemisphere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261654 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)11:23:24') {

'>>4261605
>i am ignoring you by responding
The eternal retardation of the notphotog'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261668 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)12:04:47') {

'>>4261654
No, I'm noticing you got ignored and that's why my reply pointing that out was the only one you got in over an hour.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261671 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)12:14:57') {

'>>4261668
>i'm extra not noticing and extra not replying now on this slow board'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261685 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)12:43:16') {

'>>4261671
just take the L, your screeches fell on deaf ears'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261696 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)12:57:42') {

'>>4261685
>i'm extra extra not giving you attention now
>my notphotog ears are so deaf to you
YANAP'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261700 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)13:03:57') {

'>shitposting retard that knows nothing about birds or photography embarASSes himself again
Haha, still funny every time'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261703 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)13:11:27') {

'>>4261700
Which is your shot? I'll give honest critique.'
;

}

if(Babbysnip && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261721 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)13:47:49') {

'The notphotog fears the critique. He simply wants to say he isn't a nophoto. The notphotog bar for success is the act of pressing a button and producing literally any image.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261738 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)14:13:50') {

'>>4261721
Too bad /p/ can rarely offer critique beyond simple technical and framing issues. Any further and they go into pretentious nonsense where they write off entire subjects and genres because OnLy AnSeL AdAmS aNd FaShIoN PhOtoGrApHeRs MaKe ReAl ArT!
>STREET PHOTO ITS SHIT YOU SUCK QUIT! THE CREATIVE INTENT HAS TO BE IMMEDIATELY APPARENT TO ME OR IT NEVER EXISTED AND THEREFORE ISN'T ART. STREET PHOTO = BAD PHOTO = NOT PHOTOG!
>awful portrait:
>You used LE FLASH so you are an artist because it is impossible for me to imagine this lacking creative intent.

A thought experiment that breaks /p/:
>Someone picks up a camera a real photographer left laying around turned on and connected to wireless strobes and randomly presses the button with the model still on set playing on her phone
>/p/ mistakes this for "real art"
>The real photographer left the set to shoot street, where he painstakingly pre-visualizes and seeks out the perfect scene
>/p/ says this is "anti-art"'
;

}

if(cinefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261753 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)14:30:59') {

'>>4261738
Street lacks creative intent though, it's defined by non-intervention and "spontaneity" (aka snapshitting aimlessly). The moment you turn it into art it stops being street. Also art/not-art are a different thing from good/bad. Some examples:
>Good art: Gregory Crewdson
>Bad art: Terry Richardson's personal work, the flash-in-your-face portraits he's infamous for
>Good not-art: Burhan Ozbilici
>Bad not-art: Garry Winogrand'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261756 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)14:35:54') {

'>>4261738
>rarely offer critique beyond simple technical and framing issues
That's because most of the people posting here need advice on simple technical and framing issues. You don't run all the way to square 10, you deal with square 1 first. This is a babby board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261757 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)14:36:02'  && image=='C-658VsXoAo3ovC.jpg') {

'>>4261738
>>4261753
obvious samefag is obvious'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261759 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)14:39:54') {

'>>4261753
Incorrect also begs the question

Intent is not required for art nor is it easily defined or proven. You are a spiritually bankrupt visual illiterate who reduces the world to cock measuring as a matter of limited comprehension.'
;

}

if(cinefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261765 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)14:46:03') {

'>>4261759
>Incorrect also begs the question
Better than insisting upon oneself like you do.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261777 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)15:05:05') {

'>>4261765
>Yes, I am a hylic, how could you tell
cHATGPT'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261788 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)15:35:14') {

'>>4261777
Holy holy holy'
;

}

if(cinefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261793 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)15:45:38') {

'>>4261777
Go look what ChatGPT has to say about street, it very much agrees with your NPC take like your fellow NPC that it is.'
;

}

if(moopco && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261795 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)16:00:16'  && image=='cinefag using computer.jpg') {

'>>4261793
Go look ChatGPT has to say about what shape the earth is. It very much agrees with your NPC take like your fellow NPC that it is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261807 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)17:37:54') {

'If a photo has a bird in it, it is a good photo. Every photo in existence that has no bird in it is a bad photo, simple as.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4261809 && dateTime=='12/05/23(Tue)17:39:21') {

'gull gull gull';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265301 && dateTime=='12/15/23(Fri)22:53:56') {

'simply gorgeous';

}

if(cinefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265396 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)07:56:28') {

'>>4261807
>If a photo has a bird in it, it is a good photo. Every photo in existence that has no bird in it is a bad photo, simple as.
Impeccable logic.
>>4261795
It was you who brought up ChatGPT despite my opinion going against that of the (((tastemakers))), buttercup.'
;

}

if(cinefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265402 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)08:08:57'  && image=='oWo.jpg') {

'We had a great bird poster and Moop doxxed him off the board, never forget.
Pic unrelated, this one is mine.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265408 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)08:22:51'  && image=='tn_1235245586270.jpg') {

'>>4265402
>>I took a picture of a bird on a poll then put a b/w filter on it?'
;

}

if(cinefag && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265411 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)08:33:08') {

'>>4265408
I didn't put a filter, I merely moved a few sliders and did some dodge and burn to achieve that silhouette. You think it's trash? That's a valid opinion. But I used no filters.
Also it's "pole". ESL.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265416 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)08:40:55'  && image=='881msd.jpg') {

'>>4265411
We say pole here in Chad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4265418 && dateTime=='12/16/23(Sat)08:51:26') {

'>>4265411
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uc'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4267204 && dateTime=='12/23/23(Sat)05:58:25'  && image=='photo_2023-10-22_03-38-45.jpg') {

'мetoo';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4267211 && dateTime=='12/23/23(Sat)07:05:23') {

'>>4265408
>>4265416
>>4265418
It is a dull picture but the reeeing is kinda cringe l'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4271837 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)20:05:34') {

'canon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4271842 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)20:11:46') {

'>>4265411
>I didn't put a filter, I merely moved a few sliders
Same thing. It's what caused ugly spots on your sky. Basic BW conversion mistake.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4271843 && dateTime=='01/09/24(Tue)20:15:51') {

'>>4265402
He had a constant meltdown and the mods had to perma him. So many people hated him that dogfag was the target of a schizo meltdown because he had a similar DSLR. I guess that’s where he got his idea to gaslight /p/ schizos by randomly using tripfag catchphrases like k3k.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4272576 && dateTime=='01/12/24(Fri)06:45:09') {

'>>4239795
Nice bird'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4275509 && dateTime=='01/20/24(Sat)20:38:45') {

'>>4239795
Fantastic!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4275675 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)07:32:05'  && image=='birbs.jpg') {

'Birbs in the yarb eating breab.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4279965 && dateTime=='02/02/24(Fri)21:18:23'  && image=='IMG_2261.jpg') {

'perfect perfect perfect bird

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4280005 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)00:09:57') {

'>>4265402
>>4271843
Lies. Nobody is afraid of moop, lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4283683 && dateTime=='02/15/24(Thu)02:41:29') {

'birds forever';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4289004 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)14:46:27') {

'agreed';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4289022 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)16:39:06') {

'>>4280005
He was pissed by being doxxed, not afraid of moop. But it made him leave nevertheless.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4289551 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)03:15:08') {

'>>4246309
90s nu metal album cover tier

very nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4295001 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)10:06:24') {

'still waiting for the gulls';

}

if(cANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4295078 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)13:57:07'  && image=='P1014775_Resaved_for_4Chan.jpg') {

'Bird gang

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4295087 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)14:20:44'  && image=='ChatGPT.png') {

'>>4261795
t. NPC'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296093 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)14:51:51'  && image=='IMG_0431.png') {

'I took a photo of a bunch of birds.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296372 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)13:38:31'  && image=='IMG_7226-.jpg') {

'>>4239795
i have one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296686 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)15:46:49'  && image=='i cannot even id this.jpg') {

'>>4296093
that very nice, more birds the better

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4299383 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)16:05:36') {

'bump thread of photos';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4299392 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)16:32:17') {

'>>4279965
comfy/10'
;

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'>>4275675
super cute'
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