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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

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int postNumber = 4296901;
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String date = '03/21/24(Thu)03:15:56';
String comment = 'Why do streetfags always wear beanies? I've been exploring the strange, vapid and shallow world of street and it's fascinating. They all look the same and dress the same and their photos are garbage.';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296903 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)03:25:24') {

'>>4296901
STREIGHT PHOTOGRAPHYEH OH MAH GAAAHD'
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}

if(sage && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296938 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)06:52:04') {

'no whining allowed unless you post a photo of your own';

}

if(cANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296957 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)09:51:00') {

'>>4296938
Seething streetfag, go juxtapose a dog's head on a person's body like your idol Erwitt and tell yourself how clever you are for it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296963 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)10:39:54') {

'>>4296938
thanks for announcing sage then bumping the thread lol
To answer OP's question, it's because they are massive fags.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296967 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)10:52:39') {

'>>4296938
>newfag announcing a sage
Anyway, I only put on a beanie if I haven't showered that day. I wonder if I'm the only one...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296969 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)10:59:25') {

'>>4296901
When I shot street I never wore a beanie. I do not like wearing hats. Ha!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296972 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:08:58') {

'>>4296901
Ashkenazi jews and aryan germanics tend to go bald around 30 which is also about when they buy their first leica. It’s obvious, really.

Its also a call back to each races tendency to wear hats while violating random people (either as vikings or as bankers) but now instead of interest rates and fancy swords they have overpriced cameras and instead of ending lives they steal souls'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296977 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)11:44:03') {

'>>4296972
t. redskin'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4296983 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)12:06:25'  && image=='IMG_6723.jpg') {

'>>4296901
how do I get beanie with leica emblem?

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297110 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:02:41'  && image=='leicaliterallydonottakephotos.png') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297112 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:11:21') {

'>first 15 posts of the leica subreddit are all photos of cameras
>one actual photo but it's of a leica shopfront
>one post about a guy getting a fucking leica tattoo
>more posts of just the camera
>one actual photo
>more gear acquisition pictures
>one single photo
I need to make a whole thread about the curious nature of Leicafags
This is not normal'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297114 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:15:31') {

'>>4296983
Have china make you 1000 and then sell them to leica owners for 150 bucks each. Big profits.'
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}

if(cANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297118 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:31:21') {

'>>4297112
>I need to make a whole thread about the curious nature of Leicafags
Do it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297119 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:31:56') {

'>>4297112
>>4297110
>redditor opinions mattering
These neurotic bitches host “childfree” and the single largest dog/dog owner hate circlejerk on the internet. They also used to be (and are rumored to still be) a massive child porn, bestiality, and rape porn (real rape) repo.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297121 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:45:23') {

'>>4297110
mental illness'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297124 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)19:58:14') {

'>>4297119
before reddit had an ipo they had to delete something like 3 dozen animal porn subs with names like r/horsecockworship and newfags are like “durrr why does 4chan hate redditors so much”

the CP isnt a joke either but i was afraid to even save the proof'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297126 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)20:03:02') {

'>>4297124
>they had to delete something like 3 dozen animal porn subs
Why did they have to delete them?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297127 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)20:05:51') {

'>>4296983
>triple framed
yeah this is the stuff!
>not leica in exif
no beanie for you!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297155 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)22:52:59') {

'>>4297126
They updated their violence/obscenity policy for the IPO… and a lot of subs fetishizing violence against women stayed up anyways. It was kind of funny. Point is, reddit is not a source for normal person opinions.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297156 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)22:56:14'  && image=='leica-m9-simera-35mm-f-1-4-v0-4p4m53t6n8pc1.jpg') {

'>here's my completely unique only achievable with leica never before see technique photo bro';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297158 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)22:58:22') {

'>>4297112
they have two, one for gear and other for photo only. Yeah, I looked around cause I couldn’t believe it at first'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297170 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)23:58:54'  && image=='W8nVYj97~2.jpg') {

'Does this count as street photography?

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297174 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)00:08:14') {

'>>4297112
>I need to make a whole thread about the curious nature of Leicafags
It's not surprising at all. The whole purpose of buying a Leica is to BE SEEN shooting a Leica. If you take a photo with a Leica and nobody knows it was a Leica you might as well have bought whichever Sony model has the same sensor. It's more akin to jewelry than a camera'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297176 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)00:15:11') {

'>>4297170
road photography'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297178 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)00:27:42') {

'>>4297170
It's a roadscape'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297180 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)00:29:11') {

'>>4297170
>taken with a Canon, Olympus, Sony, fuji etc
Shit boring garbage
>taken with leica
Truly exquisite masterpiece that is extremely difficult to pull off'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297189 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)01:24:13') {

'>>4297156
wow look at the character'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297223 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)04:38:45') {

'>>4297155
What's the IPO?
I'm not familiar with the acronym.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297227 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)05:01:20') {

'To keep your head in warm. Next question - why people wear gloves?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297234 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)06:46:45') {

'>>4297227
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would buy a camera and not shoot anything'
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}

if(cANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297240 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)07:55:54') {

'>>4297234
At least you can talk; who are you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297373 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:53:39') {

'>>4297240
It doesn’t matter who I am, what matters is how FILMLIKE my images can be.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297376 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)17:59:46') {

'>>4297373
No one cared who I was until I put on the beanie.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297377 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)18:03:49'  && image=='IMG_1871.jpg') {

'>>4297376
If I pulled it off, will you die?

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if(cANON && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297378 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)18:05:30') {

'>>4297377
It would be extremely painful.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297379 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)18:06:26') {

'>>4296901
I'm bald and my head gets cold easily, but a baseball hat's brim gets in the way of my camera.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4297448 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)22:40:31') {

'>>4297118
It is done
>>4297438'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4301372 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:17:35'  && image=='1700359373691304.png') {

'how the fuck would you capture something like this using "consent"? i don't give a shit about ethics you whiny little pussy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4301379 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)07:47:47') {

'>>4296983
what a shitty photo and edit lmao'
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