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'Nice sell, Haste.';

'nxt stand and deliver 2024';

'Los tekkerz basados';

'HOLY FUCKING YEN';

'Fucking hell this is scary,';

'nxt stand and deliver 2024 4/6/24';

'GO ACE';

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'He's moving!';

'This one's way better with sound, sadly.';

'watch nxt stand and deliver';

'Cobb's knee sells are so good.';

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'nxt stand and deliver';

'Good shit.';

'I don't even know what to call this.';

'>>14427042
kek the imagery of Tsuji killing Gedo for his booking is pretty kino';

'Talk about eating shit, fucking hell.
>>14429100
The layers... Gedo, I kneel...';

'undefined';

'hey webmbro, any interest in clipping a few spots of ospreay vs danielson?

danielson kneeing ospreay in the face to counter an oscutter

the staredown leading into and including the unhidden blade connecting over the bukkake knee

the last tiger driver 91 ever

appreciate the threads every weekend, bro';

'watch nxt stand and deliver';

'>>14429405
It's gonna take me a bit to download that, but I'll try to do it tonight. If you have timestamps, that'd help. Thanks as always for the requests!';

'>>14429405
Yeah, I'd like to second this. The Busaiko Knee Oscutter counter was tight, he really blasted him in the face';

'watch nxt stand and deliver from 4/6/24';

'>>14429649
sorry bro, i dont have timestamps but i believe the oscutter counter was about halfway or later in the match, and the other two spots were in pretty quick succession near the finish';

'>>14429907
That's enough to work with! Thanks a bunch, brother.';

'make webms from nxt stand and deliver';

'OH!';

'>>14430157
Based TJP walking the king's road.';

'Cool glasses chads we just can't stop winning';

'Why is he like this?';

'>>14430610
>kek those fan reactions
He really is autistic';

'Thanks based webmbro';

'Holy fucking BASED
>>14430703
For me it's Nicholls having to walk AROUND him because he's too busy being a sperg.
>>14430705
Thanks for hanging out, brother.';

'nxt stand and deliver';

'>>14430610
i love my retarded australian husbando';

'>>14430848
>"Japanese Young Punk"
Based';

'The rare Young Lion comedy spot, based';

'BIG BOLTIN';

'Hey webm bro, I posted this request in /njpw/ but that general's too fast moving atm, so I'll make it here too:
*****
webm bro, can you make a webm of Uemura running over Iizuka from the following video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAkXId-afM [Embed]

From 3:08:28 until 3:08:50';

'>>14431196
Apologies, I haven't been checking /njpw/ much recently so there was no way for me to catch that. I'll get that done after the NJPW stuff! My internet is still suffering from trying to download Dynasty.';

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'Based Naito going 110% for this junior matchup.';

'undefined';

'I'm all for NJPW/NOAH crossover, but Jake Lee, out of all people? He's a tweener, first of all, and he's also not at all a brawler or a young gaijin. Out of everyone they could've picked, they went with Jake Lee. Daga cchecks all of those boxes, but hell, even Ogawa suits the group far more.';

'undefined';

'>>14427721
Gabe Kidd lookin' beefy ngl

i like it';

'>>14430994
this is amazing';

'>>14432172
I like the buzzcut too. And the sword tattoo is a rare instance of a wrestler getting a non-retarded tattoo. He might not be as retarded as we make him out to be.';

'>>14432295
I fear the tattoo might just be the beginning, however

I hope I'm wrong';

'Absolutely clowned on.';

'>>14429405
>>14429762
Here you go! Sorry for the wait.';

'>>14429405
Bitrate took a huge hit here, but there's not much I can do. Hopefully this comes out alright.
>>14431196
Youtube downloaders with such a long video tend to be trouble. I'm gonna let that stew for a little bit, but if it isn't done by the time I head off I'm gonna find a workaround.';

'>>14432598
Don't worry, I just want it for posting in future Yuya Uemura matcbes, so no rush';

'>>14429405
This is a really good tuck from Danielson.';

'>>14432504
>>14432598
>>14432774
Thanks as always, bruv';

'>>14431196
Did he fucking died?';

'I'm gonna post some GLEAT before heading off as well, there's a lot to catch up with.';

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'>>14432918
I can't believe iizuka's fucking dead';

'Smooth.';

'undefined';

'Lindaman is so fucking jacked.';

'Seriously, the strength to just lift a guy like that.';

'This headstand bridge is such a sick flex. Ito's German is probably my favorite finisher around today.';

'>>14433068
Iizuka never dies, he lives on in our hearts';

'That's all for tonight! Tomorrow I'll continue posting GLEAT, as well as two Hashimoto matches and some King's Road! I hope you EUchads can keep the thread up until then! Goodnight, bros.';

'>>14434070
>>14427042
Thanks as always, webmbro. Time to come in for the hot tag';

'>>14433663
>Seriously, the strength to just lift a guy like that.
It's all in the core and counterbalancing, my dude - still impressive as fuck.';

'>>14432504
ospreays jaw got rearranged on this one
>>14432598
kino, aside from the shoddy camera swaps
>>14432774
sick but safe

thanks, webmbro';

'SLYLY ENTRANCE WEBM NOW!!!';

'And another bampu';

'>>14432063
Jake Lee is a young gaijin.';

'>>14437199
Don't let Shingo "Sometimes White Is Alright" Takagi hear you say that';

'>>14431443
should have come out in a korea flag patterned leisure suit';

'>>14427042
can you do the move where Ilja jumps off the top rope and Trick was supposed to catch him or whatever but failed and started banging on the mat in frustration?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gyMULjvA1g';

'>>14433663
Lindaman is the most based lil nigga, should've been in the bosj';

'Bampi';

'>>14440512
The bump gang needs to stay strong!';

'>>14440900
Ishii is the reason the spot is so good, it's nothing without the sell
Nice digits tho';

'nxt stand and deliver 2024';

'>>14440900
>>14441441
I don't care how old Ishii gets, he'll be delivering kino into his 70s';

'>>14441548
He's for a shoot the best worker of the last decade and that's by a mile. You can tell he's gonna be delivering for a long time just by how consistent he's been.';

'I'm back! It's a bit later than what I'd planned, but I'm happy to see the thread's still going strong. I'll hopefully start working on the Hashimoto stuff in a bit, but until then, here's more GLEAT, starting with their first young lion, Go Miyage's debut match!';

'This is such a weird, weird fucking match. Not even just in comparison to the traidtional debuts in other companies, but in general. It's extremely messy and uncoordinated, much more than I'd expect of a rookie. It honestly feels like they told Miyake "hey kid, we're gonna call it in the ring for your debut, don't shit the bed" and let him have it. It's bizarre, but honestly, sort of works. Really fun to watch.';

'>>14438850
Ilja continues to wrestle like every match is his last kek';

'watch nxt stand and deliver';

'>hey kid, nice debut. i like your style
>shoot headbutts you
>>14438850
I'll do that in a bit! Thanks for the request.';

'nxt stand and deliver 2024';

'>>14442430
NXT might be the worst wrestling product on TV including IMPACT

I don't blame Webmbro for not watching that garbage';

'>>14442449
nxt is awesome';

'>>14442449
It's not that I wouldn't watch a match if there was an actual request, but with my limited time as is I'm not going to entertain low effort spam.';

'watch nxt spring breakin then';

'this one';

'>>14442562
>3 womeme matches
>a six man fucking tag
>and one decent match on the card
How the fuck do you watch this shit without being a coombrain? 3 womeme matches? And not only that but ROOKIE womeme';

'spring breakin night 2 on 4/30/24';

'make webms from beach brawl at nxt spring breakin';

'This is maybe, and I say this with a lot of love, the most retarded debut match I have ever seen.';

'>>14429011
F-5 into an End of Days? First time I’ve ever seen anyone do that.';

'no quarter catch crew vs dangelo family nxt spring breakin 4/23/24';

'Lil homie can't even run the ropes yet.';

'dijak vs oba femi vs josh briggs nxt stand and delivery 2024 6/4/24';

'>>14438850
Here you go! It honestly just looks like a sloppy neckbreaker and Trick doing a fire-up after to me, though.';

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'Miyake getting the full finisher treatment is cute. This match was a ton of fun, I highly recommend it to those of you who like rookie matches as much as I do.';

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'jaida parker vs fallon henley nxt spring breakin 4/23/24';

'>>14443270
the big guy looks like taichi with pituitary problems';

'>>14443282
Bro. Take a hint and fuck off.';

'>>14443328
huh';

'watch nxt spring breakin night 2 on tuesday';

'So fucking sick.
>>14443323
Whatever you do, don't Google SUWAMA.';

'blair davenport vs sol ruca nxt spring breakin night 1 beach brawl match';

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'>>14442835
Thank you!';

'Pure kino';

'undefined';

'dante chen and dion lennox vs edris enofe and malik blade nxt spring breakin night 1';

'Weird to have GLEAT run a no-ropes match instead of just a normal non-DQ to close out this feud, but it made for some cool spots.';

'>>14443441
>SUWAMA
taichi after 2 or 3 more years of streaming';

'It also led to Daimoji getting Big E'd, getting back up after 45 seconds and then wrestling a match with shoot headbutts in it.';

'undefined';

'Do this to the dude who just made out with the fucking apron, why not.';

'ENTER
SLAPPA';

'God, the whiplash here is fucking vile.';

'undefined';

'nxt spring breakin night 1';

'>webmbro got so big that the threads now have a dedicated schizo
I think this counts as making it, we love to see it';

'is it schizophrenic to want to see webms from nxt';

'undefined';

'nxt spring breakin trick williams vs ilja dragunov nxt championship match';

'DEAD';

'Onto those Hashimoto webms I promised you guys last week! First up is his match vs. Yamazaki from 04.01.1996!
>>14328573
Here's a (you) for both credit and the slight chance you see it.';

'>>14444928
It is when you keep spamming it, retarded motherfucker.';

'>>14444928
>>14442835
Now shoo';

'not spamming anything just making requests for nxt stand and deliver and nxt spring breakin webms';

'>23 posts
>23 posts out of 146 are incoherent rambles about NXT
>not spamming';

'not rambles theyre requests for webms from matches and shows';

'I fucking love Hashimoto's elbow drop.';

'>>14445374
what about nxt stand and deliver';

'I did post this last week, but if you got complaints about that I'll ding dong diddly kesagiri you directly to a meeting with Hashimoto';

'thanks as always webmbro';

'Truly one of the most insane finishers ever. Jesus Christ.
>>14445564
Thank you as well for hanging out!';

'Next up is the match from 12.02.1997. Man, this fucker is cool.';

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'>>14445633
how the fuck do you take that safely? the angle and speed are even more brutal than ishiis';

'>>14445994
I think you just don't and put all that energy into praying instead. Ishii has a very safe vertical drop brainbuster on most days, but Hashimoto's is one of the scariest ever.';

'I would like to note for you unfortunate unfamiliar ones that have never watched a Hashimoto match before: His kicks are loud. Among the loudest I've ever heard. And they don't look carefully aimed like most midkicks to maximize shin-to-chest contact, it looks like he just goes for it. Has to hurt like hell.';

'Such a sick way to hit that kick.';

'>>14428343
>Lariat to a supine opponent
Damn, that's a good one. I don't think I've ever seen that, but it looks really good.';

'>>14446341
Yeah, Cobb's started doing it recently and it's great. He's always had a good moveset but this one is an especially fitting addition.';

'>>14429011
>>14442635
Yeah, you would call this a fireman's carry pendulum facebuster.

I feel like the facebuster is really putting a hat on a hat. For a sec I thought it was about to be a fireman's carry shouten kai type move and I think that'd be way cooler.

Anyway, can anybody GLEATpill me? What's it like, what's the in-house style? All I know is that T-Hawk and Lindaman apparently regularly produce some really good stuff there.';

'>>14446516
>fireman's carry sitout slam
Pure yen
>can anybody GLEATpill me?
GLEAT is really just a parent company with two promotions within it. There's G-PRO, the pro-wrestling side, and LIDET UWF, the shoot style side. The main roster is right now composed of CIMA and his boys he brought with him from a mini-exodus from DragonGate, so the main style is similar to that but a little less flippy, while LIDET is classic UWF shoot stylle.
GLEAT suffers from uneventful house shows with a lot of meaningless matches, and the angles are very hard to follow as a non-Japanese speaker, but the match quality in general is fantastic. All of their stuff is free on YouTube, so it's a very easy promotion to get started with in that sense.
If you want a taste of it, I would suggest:
>GLEAT Ver. 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX33rXvnQ-s
A mixed show with both G-PRO and LIDET matches, and a very consistent card.
The recent STRONGHEARTS branded show was also very good, one I haven't gotten around to webm-ing yet so you'd go in spoiler free. Pure G-PRO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRI8Ss0MWw
If you want introductions to the different divisions instead of full shows, I would suggest watching both inaugural championship tournaments, beginning on G-PRO ver. 15 and LIDET UWF Ver. 3 respectively.';

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'Such a good headbutt.';

'These arm kicks are LOUD.';

'>>14446870
My bad, extended version here.';

'undefined';

'>>14428129
he's doing this because he's a fat retard and doesn't want to do a front bump
but ironically it looks better and more realistic because of that
more people should sell like they're trying to keep themselves from falling down';

'>>14445994
This one is even fucking worse. You can literally see the crown of his head bounce off the mat from a good five foot drop. Insane.
>>14446992
If that is the reason (which I doubt given that he whiffs moonsaults all the time) I feel like more people should follow his lead. I like that sell a million times more than the frontflip most people do.';

'>>14441441
>>14441548
Gotta love Ishii, you just gotta!';

'That's all for me this week! I know the OP promised King's Road as well, but the time just didn't shake out for me. I hope to make up for that next week! I'll see you all then, with this weekend's NJPW shows, more GLEAT and some pants off-action! Thank you all for spending some of your weekend with me. Goodnight, bros.';

'>>14447457
Goodnight, based webmbro.';

'>>14447457
thanks as always webmCHAD';

'>>14427042';

'>>14447008
god DAMN';

'next week post:
nxt stand and deliver 2024
nxt spring breakin night 1 2024
nxt spring breakin night 2 2024';

'>>14429011
Convoluted Crap Driver.';

'>>14447008
>>14449092
Why is nobody telling these niggas it's fake';

'>>14427042
based';

'>>14427042
VERY COOL';

'>>14445994
hashimoto's a fat fuck so he's absorbing a lot of the impact
yamazaki is definitely landing on his head but it's well after hashimoto as hit the mat and taken the brunt of the impact, so it's probably "fine"
still really gnarly though';