String fullTitle = 'a yet to be named quest';
int postNumber = 5972187;
String image = '1712517280340364.png';
String date = '04/07/24(Sun)15:14:40';
String comment = 'Welcome to the quest, ROOT.
Uh, what? Hello?
Your name is -
Fuck you! I have a name!
You are a -
Test room failed loading object data. Rebooting. ';
'>>5972187';
'>Despite your efforts, the terminal does not accept input from your keyboard. The program automatically launches. A figure is resting on a couch in the mid afternoon, dim sunlight bouncing off the dust in the air.
SAVE1 loaded.
Welcome back! It is currently MID-AFTERNOON. Your RATBOX will arrive tomorrow. Your rent of -2,147,483,648 is due in 10 days.
What would you like to do?';
'>>5972195
Check my CRYPTO PORTFOLIO to ensure I have enough money to pay RENT.';
'>>5972195
Look around';
'>>5972195
>Think about the RATBOX';
'>>5972195
look around';
'>>5972235
AW FUCK YEA, TIME TO CHECK THESE MOTHER FUCKIN-';
'>>5972366
>Purchased 2.8 billion Testicular Torsion on 17743431600 for 1,358 fiat
>Current value: 32';
'>>5972296
>>5972329
You're in your SMALL APARTMENT. Due to having not logged in for 201480 HOURS, your residence is FILTHY and PEST-RIDDEN. It is currently AFTERNOON.';
'>>5972323
Heehehheheheheh oh man teeheheeheee hahaha oh rats hehehe hahahahah ahehe heh eh tehehehehe heh eh im thinking abut rats hahahah hohohohohohohohohohohoho';
'>>5972370
Remove wood planks from window';
'>>5972374
This. But also immediately put them back on the moment we see something we don't like.';
'>>5972370
take a wooden plank, set fire to the apartment and go outside. Kill everybody on the way out with the plank. No witnesses';
'>>5972370
Check investments to see if my Lockheed shares are good.
Go to E-MAID DOT WEB to hire a maid to clean the room.';
'>>5972371
>Think about the RAT you'll put into your RATBOX';
':( dead thread';
'>>5974986
Is this how all the interesting threads end? I love the concept of this board but it just seems dead';
'>>5975162
I'm new here too. Kinda sad.
1/3 of the quests i tried are dead, but im trying to keep my one going. not a self promo!';
'>>5972366
>>5972369
>>5972370
>>5972371
Check your 2.8b Testicular Torsion every 5s until you can pay your rent. While you're waiting on becoming rich you might as well look at some naked ladies on the interwebs';
}