String fullTitle = 'Gazebo Quest';
int postNumber = 5975352;
String image = '1712863457416623.jpg';
String date = '04/11/24(Thu)15:24:17';
String comment = 'Anon, you've angered the Gazebo.
What do?
> Shoot an arrow
> Commit seppuku
> Flee';
'>>5975352
>Flirt';
'Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>5975352
Roll to seduce';
'Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>5975352
Urinate on the gazebo.';
'Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>5975369
>>5975381
>>5975505
All of the above.';
'Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>5975352
Shit the Gazebo's pants';
'>>5975369
>>5975381
>>5975514
You flirt and try to seduce the gazebo.
But the gazebo has no heart, no soul, only hate.
>>5975505
>>5975784
You urinate and shit on the gazebo.
The gazebo catches you and eats you.
The end.';
'>>5975890
Good quest, QM. See you in the next one.';
'>>5975890
I count this as a win';
'>>5975890
Gg guys. We will get him next time.';
'>>5975352
>Commit seppuku';
'>>5975890
Now can we play as the real hero of this story: The Angered Gazebo. Will its righteous anger ever be quenched? Will the slain scatological protagonist ever be avenged?! Find out next time if OP ever delivers!';
'>>5976176
Give him some credit. He actually ended the quest.';
}