'>Stick around with Width Stick Mashallah';

'>>5977106
>other
>try to produce seeds to grow trees';

'>>5977108
>Stick around with Width Stick Mashallah

You stick around with Width Stick Mashallah. You see a crack pipe on the floor

>use physic powers destroy the crack pipe
>pick up the crack pipe and store it
>call the magic stick police';

'Are you the guy that used to spam trans girl quests?';

'>>5977119
>try to produce seeds to grow trees

While you wait about for the people in this thread to make a decision on what to do next you think to yourself "I'm a fucking witch, I can use my magic to make magic seeds and plant some fucking trees up in here"

You wiggle your stick body and suddenly a handful of magic seeds spurts out of nowhere. Our good man Width Stick Mashallah is happy to see the spurt and starts planting seeds immediately. Because the seeds are magic the pop into existence INSTANTLY almost killing Width Stick Mashallah in the process

Width Stick Mashallah says to the queen Mazela "Bitch, why didn't you warn my cracka lacka ass about it being instantly you fucking ho??!!!" in an angry chinese mans voice

The witches queen is upset with him, but let's it slide since she owes him dearly for when he rescued her out of that jiffy she had with the magic popo back in da day.

>>5977123
Maybe, sounds interesting, what did that guy do?';

'>>5977126
>pick up the crack pipe and store it
>with physic powers

Op, my man. I have always wanted to play with physic powers B)';

'>>5977127
>pick up the crack pipe and store it
>with physic powers

You first shrink the crack pipe to a smaller size with your magic powers and then you muster your physic powers and pick it up and put it inside your back pocket. Width Stick Mashallah looks at you scared "Woman, you scare the living behesus out of me every time you do that. I always thinkin I be hallucinating again fr fr no cap ma Nigga".

>Go to the graveyard
>Go to the brothel
>Go to mountain of Tho'belkin the demon lord of death
>Other (write-ins. Use your fucking IMAGINATION YOU DIMWIT)';

'>>5977180
Last post of the day, I need to get some work done';

'>>5977180
>Other
>Do drugs, drink alcohol, party hard, sleep.';

'>>5977180
>Go to the brothel
>Look for some bitches and/or witches';

'>>5977180
>>Other (write-ins. Use your fucking IMAGINATION YOU DIMWIT)

Chop down the trees, process the wood, and build a log cabin.';

'>>5977194
>>5977197
>>5977511';

'Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5977624
Forgot to roll';

'>>5977194
>>5977197
>>5977511
>>5977194
>>5977197
>>5977511

Width Stick Mashallah turns to Mazella and says to her in a chinese mans voice "Yo Mazella, watcha say we go down to da club and hit sum of dat MDMA and booz". Mazela seems to agree with you.
Mazela and Width Stick Mashallah go to a party downforest to the famous club the Shufflin Magic Broom. They drink heavily through the night, while pooping MDMA pills and dancing like autistic children while flailing their non-arms around. Suddenly it all becomes a messy blur.
The next thing you know you wake up in your bed with none other than Width Stick Mashallah. There's empty beer and vodka bottles on the floor, MDMA pills scattered around, some puke, a dildo and some lube. Must've been a wild night. You still feel sick like you want to vomit again. You look into your back pocket, luckily the crack pipe you found yesterday is still there.

>You go puke and clean up
>You nudge Width Stick Mashallah in hopes he'll wake up
>You check your ass since you are feeling lucky
>Other (write-ins.)';

'>>5977702
>Puke, then use the crack pipe
Better get ready for the day';

'>>5977702
>>You go puke and clean up
Puke and clean up, and then get ready for a life of sobriety as house builders.';

'Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>5977742
>>5977790

I'll roll now and when I have time I'll make something up';

'>>5977702
This level of purposely shitty editing leads me to believe that this will be a high effort shitpost of a quest.

>You check your ass since you are feeling lucky

If we don't have a badonkadonk that puts game over Grunthilda to shame, then conjure one up like what a real witch would do.';

'>>5977742
>>5977790
>>5978660
You notice you're about to vomit, you rush to the toilet and barely make it, yet some of the puke still goes all over the toilet. After you empty yourself you start feeling better, but you still have a light head ache. Then you think to yourself "I know what will make me feel 100%". You take out the crack pipe, crush up a ecstasy into it and just as you were about to take a hit you notice an engraving on it. It spells CJ.

>Go wake up Width Stick Mashallah and tell him about the engraving
>Keep the fact that it's engraved to yourself
>Flush the crack pipe down the drain, it's surely cursed
>Write in';

'>>5978697
>Go wake up Width Stick Mashallah and tell him about the engraving
If this crack pipe is signed by someone, that means the pipe must be wort a lot!';

'>>5978697
>>Flush the crack pipe down the drain, it's surely cursed';

'Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>5978782
>>5980003';

'>>5978782
>>5980003
>>5980063
Mazela nudges and nudges Width Stick Mashallah but we won't wake up. You think to yourself he might still be in a drug comma and that's why he doesn't wake up.

>Try to nudge him harder
>Clean up the mess while you wait for him to wake up
>Other (write-ins)';

'>>5980084
>Other (write-ins)
Why are we wasting time here? We have houses to build.';

'>>5980084
>Nudge harder, then check pulse
You better not be dead, we have a crack pipe to sell for mad cash money';

'Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>5980151
>>5981012
I'll roll now, but do the drawing later when I have time';

'>>5980151
>>5981012
Mazela thinks to her "Fuck this shit, I'm tired of this life, I'm tired of doing drugs, getting drunk and going to parties. I'm going to clean myself life, lead a life of sobriety and become a house builder like my papa was". And it was at that moment that the door bell rung. Mazela looked who it is and noticed it's the pigs. "AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIEEEEETTTTT, just as I'm about to sobber up."

>talk to them, see what they want
>try to wake up Width Stick Mashallah again
>abscond, since fuck this shit
>wait, they'll probably leave
>write-in';

'>>5982790
>>wait, they'll probably leave';