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public void GRAPE FLAVOUR; HIS PENIS COMES(OP undefined !8s7oiaQ.Ws) {

String fullTitle = 'GRAPE FLAVOUR; HIS PENIS COMES';
int postNumber = 5978006;
String image = '1713145848738879.png';
String date = '04/14/24(Sun)21:50:48';
String comment = '>After many moons, the Narrator returns from actions which would make the most homo of fags tremble.
>The Narrator, that amorphous blight, will not divulge into this further. Spinel's world has enough faggotrous activities at present.
>GRAPE FLAVOUR is back and has undergone slight mutation in how to play.
>GUIDELINES;
>Players will submit suggestions they'd like to see!
>Narrator will choose ONE suggestion out of all sent to guide the direction of the quest.
>Narrator may take handful of suggestions at any time to present for a vote to decide how we progress.
>You are currently Spinel and last we saw you had been presented some options....
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/5707323
>Dig yourself a hole and crawl into it in the feral position
>Was there any cool and strange technology Pink Diamond left behind? Go press some buttons
>What will you do?';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978027 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)22:14:01') {

'>>5978006
Pink Diamond left behind some shoes with wheels on them. You will try them on and start skating.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978047 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)22:43:58') {

'>>5978006
Wander around.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978058 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:05:56') {

'>>5978027
>+1';

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978067 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:16:10' && image=='tegaki_2024_04_15_02_55_07.png') {

'>As lonely as you are..
>Which is prerty friggin lonely.
>Your phone call solidifed one thing crystal clear.
>You don't think you are EVER going to be lonely enough to move back in with Lapis and Peridot.
>Being homeless..ish is fine.
>>5978027
>Your wheely shoes?
>No, sadly Wheeley Heeley Fall and...
>Uh...
>You can never figure out how you want to end the rhyme.
>But your wheely shoes were lost to Peridot's advances long ago.
>Soaked in...abomninal fluids.
>You didn't think a shoe could even go that far up a mush making hole.
>But..wait..
>The Crystal Gems disbanded FOREVER ago.
>Why not go loot their homes for Pink's stuff?
>You might even find a new pair of wheely boots.
>Your voices are genius.
>>5978047
>The second voice commands and you must oblige.
>Inadvertantly, the first vote of the quest has been decided.
>You will go look for buttons to press and loot to steal.
>No wallowing inside an holes today!
>That's Peridot's job.';

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978082 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:35:08' && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>5978067
>Since you're going off to loot....';

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978096 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:57:36' && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>5978082
>No need to keep your phone ready.
>BZZZT
>In she goes into your little hidey hole.
>BZZZZZZT
>You know for a fact that's Lapis still trying to call you back,
>Weed addicted water witch is probably trying to suck you off back into the DEGENERACY of addiction.
>But not you!
>You're no drug addict!!!
>You're an honest thief.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978106 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:25:54') {

'Where choices?';

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978111 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:36:34' && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>5978096
>Off you go!
>
>
>You are now Lapis.
>You rub your temples in frustration, Peridot some few feet away from you lays exhautsed on the Stinky Couch.
>You can hear her...juices...dripping against the floor and squelching under her as she moves ever so slightly.
UGgghh..
>You just wanted to get high.
C'mon pick up the phone Spinel..
>BZZZT
Urrghh...Spinel this is really important...
>Try not to groan, because it excites Peridot.
>You didn't want to deal with a bunch of stupid garbage too.
>"Ooouhhh..."
>Peridot gives a huff of air.
>"Seriously- Lapis,"
>"That had to be one of THE BEST HENTAIS of all time."
>"When Princess Pretty Pretty Pony Sucky-chan started gagging on that magnificent hoofed beast's gargantuan SCHLONG..."
>She sighs dreamily.
>"I thought I was gonna poof!"
>You hate Peridot so.
>So much.
>>
>
>You are Spinel again.
>Pearl's house over on the beach looks pretty ok.
>You still feel a little..
>Off.
>When you come here.
>But you don't mind that.
>it's not as bad with them gone.
>The door doesn't take much to force open. It is weak and you are strong.
>Musty stench of absence that haunts this once bright home packs a wallop right at your button.';

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978139 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:10:36' && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>5978106
>I see you need help from the one.
>The only.
>The-unfairly-on-a-certain-registry
>Peridot's help to understand
HOW TO PLAY THE GAME;
>Players send in suggestions!
>Narrator chooses one suggestion at a time (mostly), these will help direct the story.
>Narrator MAY choose at random intervals a handful of suggestions to be voted on.
>This is the only time narrator will provide choices directly.
>That's it! Hopefully that makes sense.
>Now if you'll excuse me...i have a marshmallow waiting to meet a VERY unconventional hole, ehueheuheuheh.
>PERIDOT, OUT.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978193 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:13:29') {

'>>5978139
Play some vidya. Do gems have games?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978204 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:27:08') {

'>>5978139
Play vidya (if we have some) or board games.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==5978672 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:46:15') {

'>>5978139
>>5978193
+1

Play vidya and then gawk in horror at the audacity of the male fantasy.';

}

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