import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/trv/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Anyone been here?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Anyone been here?';
int postNumber = 2655179;
String image = '1714880443842990.png';
String date = '05/04/24(Sat)23:40:43';
String comment = 'I've spent years in SEA and never even considered here. Give me everything you know.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655180 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:45:24') {

'>>2655179
Pretty sure the sultan has all the wealth'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655184 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)23:55:58') {

'>>2655179
If you've been to Sumatra, it will give you similar vibes, but toss in the intrigue of a long jungle border between the two regional giants (Malaysia and Indonesia) that are kind of apathetic to each other. Fewer tourists than Sumatra, feels like more jungle and less open spaces, but that might've been my own experience. Amazing wildlife and trekking opportunities. People are friendly.'
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}

if(Dylan && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655192 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:24:18') {

'>>2655179
Orangutan brothel'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655198 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)00:51:27'  && image=='images (3).png') {

'>>2655192
Namefag kek. Go back Dylan'
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}

if(Dylan && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655212 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:33:26') {

'>>2655198
Seems like your new to /trv/ newfag'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655216 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)01:46:41') {

'>>2655212
Only you and the retard security guard namefag. 4chan is an anonymous board, not reddit, newfag
>t. /b/ 2006 - 16
/biz/ & /pol/ 2016 - now
/trv/ 2018 - now'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655243 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)02:34:54') {

'>>2655216
Imagine being proud of being on this shithole for nearly 20 years lmao'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655246 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)02:57:47') {

'>>2655243
You're on here you dipshit faggot kek'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655251 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:08:56') {

'>>2655179
sarawak is different from peninsular malaysia. there are quite a few people who think that joining the federation was a mistake. they have different rules from peninsular malaysia already and are pushing for more autonomy
it is the only state in malaysia where christianity is the largest religion
if you want to see some wildlife fly from kl to miri, then get the short hop to mulu. then just walk in any direction until something eats you'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655253 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)03:11:33') {

'>>2655179
Went to Kuching last year. Super easy to get from town to parks and very affordable. The parks are nice and there's one that even has treehouses in the jungle (Permai). Food was good overall and there are loads of animals to see.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655329 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)06:05:10') {

'>>2655251
>it is the only state in malaysia where christianity is the largest religion
This sounds good. Looking for gf. What is the dating/women like there? Strong JBW?
Are the cities safe?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655330 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)06:07:35') {

'>>2655253
>treehouses in the jungle (Permai). Food was good overall and there are loads of animals to see.
This sounds comfy af. How cheap is everything there?
How many tourists or backpackers did you see?
Idk why I never went earlier. Are the beaches nice?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2655776 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)03:33:45'  && image=='fbe38eb400033cef411611179ffc344d.jpg') {

'>>2655329
>>2655330
Bump. Want to know too'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656623 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)07:42:09') {

'>>2655192
based and ponypilled'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656683 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:33:40') {

'Where's the sarawakanon? Answer questions please';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656684 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:34:57') {

'>>2655179
Borneo is where a bunch of militias and terrorists hang out. Aceh and the Malay Peninsula are way safer and better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656689 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:42:12') {

'>>2656684
>a bunch of militias and terrorists
The heck do they even want / fight for? Why won't they just touch grass, have sex and get jobs? I thought Malaysia was supposed to be one of those functioning countries.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656692 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:44:49') {

'>>2656689
The whole region is caught up in Muslim vs Hindu religious conflict
The countries on the continent itself don't have the same problems (other than Burma but who the fuck wants to go to Burma), whereas Philippines, Indonesia, and Eastern Malaysia are like jungle Afghanistan.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656694 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)10:49:40') {

'>>2656692
Oh yeah, this garbage. Shame.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656725 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:42:50'  && image=='NPC_wojak_meme (1).png') {

'>>2656692
>but who the fuck wants to go to Burma'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656726 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:45:37') {

'>>2656725
Explain why you'd want to go to a dictatorship that will straight up kill you that's wracked by civil war and bad infrastructure when Thailand, India, Bangladesh, China, and Vietnam are all there and despite not being perfect can offer the same shit as Burma but less dangerous.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656730 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:56:16') {

'>>2656726
>a dictatorship that will straight up kill you
Jesus Christ anon. I spent a month there. It was incredible. Food a bit meh, but Bagan was stunning, the people were incredible, the trekking to remote villages was unforgettable.
Some of the safest places I've ever been to were dictatorships
>Cuba
>China
>Burma
I didn't honestly didn't realise how right I was posting that NPC meme.
Not trollingor trying to be disrespectful but are you very young? Like 19yo or something?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656732 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)11:58:04') {

'>>2656726
Bangladesh can offer the same shit as Burma but less dangerous
Ffs. You have no idea at all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656741 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:05:44') {

'>>2656732
Shit's relative anon it doesn't mean either are a good option but at least you're not likely to have a fucking mortar shell hit your hotel room in Bangladesh'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656746 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:10:31') {

'>>2656741
Anon, the trouble is in Rakhine state, you can't even get there if you wanted to. The only places a tourist can experience are ultra safe.
Instead of telling me what the country I've been to, and you haven't, is like, why don't you humble yourself a little, Burma expert ..'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656773 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:59:31') {

'>>2655216
go back to your containment board'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656777 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:05:59') {

'>>2656773
Stop crying because you didn't make it in crypto you fucking loser.
I hope your memories of your 2 weeks in Thailand in 2013 feel better than being a millionaire'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656782 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:21:08') {

'>>2656777
cuckshed so in the grip of his schizophrenia he is branching out to other threads to hunt his boogeymen'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656787 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)13:35:13') {

'>>2656782
Kek. I'm not cuckshed but I knew it was you - the broke, bitter 600-day vacation waiter.
Do a perimeter walk faggot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2656812 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)14:25:00') {

'>>2656730
50 cents and a virtual bat have been deposited to your account'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657063 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:28:11') {

'>>2656726
Thailand has been a military dictatorship for most of the time during the last 20 years
that didn't deter tourist from coming and cooming'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657214 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:50:10') {

'>>2657063
It's dictatorship + active warzone + bad infrastructure that makes Burma bottom tier on the same level as Yemen, Afghanistan, Haiti, etc.

Even North Korea is better to visit than Burma'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657216 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)11:55:10') {

'>>2657214
It's the never been to Burma Burma expert again
Also never been to Yemen, Afghanistan or Haiti ofc
Probably been to Cabo with his parents'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657221 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:01:19') {

'sirs that picture is borneo not burma
please to be staying on topic thank you sirs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657229 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:34:45') {

'>>2657216
Why do you want to defend the shitholes of all shitholes so badly'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657236 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:55:43') {

'>>2655179
Sarawak is the rightful clay of the white man.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2657401 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)20:59:00') {

'>>2657214
infrastructure is worse than in Thailand but not so bad compared to Cambodia and many other SEA countries
the whole country isn't "an active warzone"'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==2658158 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:43:01') {

'>>2655180
That's not Brunei anon and Sarawak doesn't have a Sultan unlike other Malaysian states'
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}

}
}